>oh wow so you're an olympic athlete what do you do?
>I ride a child's bike around a bumpy course
> oh wow so you're an olympic athlete what do you do?
> I sit on a dancing horse
>>oh wow so you're an olympic athlete what do you do?
>I run in a straight line
The great debate
They wuz "robbed" by trans hookers weren't they?
What do you think actually happened?
>Go out and get pissed
>Fail to get laid
>Talking shite in the taxi about how shit Rio is
>Come up with funny plan that will cause worldwide bants
>Report a "robbery" to the police whilst your bros laugh in the background
So which of the world's elite leages should I start watching, and why?
Post yfw trampoline, BMX and beach volley are olympic sports but american football isn't
I can see them be major force in this sport.
There's space for only one handball powerhouse in this hemisphere.
Are you implying Brazil is not good at handball?
Does anyone have a live stream for the North Harbour vs Counties game? Can't seem to find one.
Also, general Mitre 10 Cup discussion thread for this match/weekend.
It is a fact. Inter is a bigger club than Juve.
I wonder if any of you have any experience with fencing. I've basically never fenced before, but am reasonably fit, and have been looking for a competitive sport to get into for a while now; fencing seems perfect.
I was looking mostly at saber as I like the fact that you should be able to cut as well as thrust. So anyhow, is it possible to start fencing as an adult? I'd eventually want to compete (obviously not on olympics level or anything like that). Also, is it very hard on the knees?
>tfw your country is the 2nd best white nation in the Olympics
this triggers /sp/
>mfw the Olympics are almost over and everyone will forget how bad we were
No one will remember Mexico being awful at the Olympics, but everyone will remember Mexico underachieving at literally every World Cup.
You were saying?
kinda feel bad for Indians on here. They just can't catch a break. The one medal they finally won is poo colored too lmao.
India is headed in the right direction I think, they need a hitler type guy to kill all the street shitters and put limits on birthrates. Who agrees with me that is Indian
>It has also led to an unprecedented warning to Team GB members that it is “not worth the risk” to leave the athletes village because of fears they might be targeted if they are seen wearing a British kit.
Kek, Brazil will never ever be considered to host another Olympics.
Are they still breathing?
>36 sports 432 assletes 198 events
>G7 S8 B9
>36 sports 346 athletes 189 events
>G10 S5 B18
>French complaining about brazilian crowd and their behaviour like monkeys
>Like they never booed and behave like idiots at their own country
really sad country what they have there
Our athletes are pretty embarassing for these Olympics.
We're not 2010 WC levels of cringe, but it's getting close.
You should learn something from him
Guess he wasn't at any of the dozen or so events where Brazilians booed the American athletes for no fucking reason. I fucking love Brazil but damn that's some shitty shit to do.
Sup /sp/. So I've slowly managed to do updates to my phone walls because I've been super busy at work. I've only managed to do the Premier League and Bundesliga, but I'll be posting the other leagues when I get to them. Hope you enjoy this batch.
Would you lick its asshole clean, /sp/?
>tfw Britain is going to come third in medal tally
and it's all this bitch and rebecca james fault
what did she mean by this?
can she do better?
ITT athletes that are heroes outside of sports
how are you feeling towards the Rio olimpycs spee
do you like it? what about the memes? are you a little crybaby cuck who can't handle banter?
Why is always so unfair to compete against our american overlords?
How do they keep getting away with it?
I PUT MY TRUST IN YOU
Hey /sp/ i got tickets to the kc game xmas night! I will be staying at the hotel where the players will be celebrating after the game. If i meet Alex Smith what message would you want me to make him hold for a picture? I will hopefully deliver.
>Already back home
Do you think she had trouble getting laid in the Olympic village?
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>the Sydney Olympics were 32 years ago
Feel old yet?
>The Rio Olympics will be over within your lifetime
don't worry, brazil, it's okay to boo people
anyone who disagrees is baby-soft and a pussy