ITT: We post new sport ideas/variations for the Olympics and hope someone spots them so they are installed in the next Olympics.
Running backwards (more useful than you think)
Running while screaming (emulate our ancestors battlecry)
Mma (16 man tournament using octagon with pride rules and elbows)
banter contest in very limited time (cuz why not)
Boxing Day 5
Come watch the blood
My nigga Yamil Peralta bout to kick some commie asses
Wtf is wrong with the Olympics site? That guy is not Peralta lol
BRA - ESP
ROMANIA - MONTENEGRO
RUSSIA - SWEDEN
NORWAY - ANGOLA
NETHERLANDS - SOUTH KOREA
FRANCE - ARGIES
Aussie ASS Edition
Straya vs Non bikini women
GB vs Argentina edition
The flag makes 7 sub edition
ITT: We post pictures of the most attractive athletes to achieve a gold in the Olympics from our home nations
I'll start with this beauty, pic related
NBA PLAYERS INVOLVED:
Parker, Diaw, Batum, and Gobert representing France.
Jokic and Bogdan Bogdanovic (rights owned by Kings) for Serbia
wtf I hate Germany now
USA getting blacked edition
this bitch kicked out her partner of their bedroom in the olympic village to fuck an unknown athlete. afterwards, this issue spread in all village. because of this, they were not talking each other throughout the competition that occured yesterday.
orgies in the village are meme, they said.
At least no Serenawinslol.
15:45 Keys (7) - Kasatkina
17:00 Konta (10) - Kerber (2)
19:00 Puig - Siegemund
23:45 Svitolina (15) - Kvitova (11)
16:00 Donskoy - Johnson (12)
16:00 Del Potro - Daniel
17:30 Nadal (3) - Simon (15)
17:30 Bautista-Agut (10) - Muller
18:30 Martin - Nishikori (4)
19:00 Fognini - Murray (2)
20:00 Bellucci - Goffin (8)
Germany absolutely fucking YES!
Willi Lemke advocates the ban of the Olympic games medal table. He says: "What is it even for? Just so some countries can demonstrate their power." And further on:"It's not about a sportsman's success anymore, but about states, who try to prove the strength of their political system through this (sports related) successes. For me, it's not the number of medals that characterizes a nation, but, for example, the fact in which way people with dissabilites are accepted in it's society."
Willi Lemke is known to german people as being one of the few true phalanxes against the godfather of state-sponsored sports mafia "Knastbruder-"Uli Hoeneß, former president and soon-to-be president of Germany's biggest criminal organization FC Buyern München, in the 1980s and 1990s. Now he was promoted by Ban Ki-moon to an obscure """UN Goodwill Ambassador""" replacing literally who swiss man Adolf Ogi and has gone in full madman mode.
Seriously, this is just to pathetic fo be funny, but I'm laughing either way. And since not even Germany can save this world this time, this shall be the end of all """civilization""".
Besides the fact that this is just an absurd idea and a kindergarten-tier amount of butthurtness, how does this senile old-coot-turns-crybaby intend to prevent others of counting medals?
So, /sp/, to stay on-topic:
What're you thinking of ditching the Olympic games medal table?
>an international event that allows countries to compete wwith each other should not be about countries competing with each other
>let's make the olympics an exhibition event
No athlete would be interested in competing and no one would be interested in watching.
What's next, no ranking at world cups and participation awards for everybody?
How can a country of 23 Million people win so many medals at the olympics?
When population is taken into account, they have won:
5 * more medals than the USA
32 * more medals than China
Not trying to troll, just trying to figure out why they are so superior to every other country.
>Phelps Robs /bet/ Edition
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no thread edition
Starting in 10 bings
oh, how i love wildcards
Is she autistic?
Why Brazil is so shit tier on Olympics ?
Time for Asia and Eastern Europe. Get in here.
Who /blue/ here
The pathetic "nation" of Poo Peeland on pooicide watch edition.
France vs Spain
Australia vs South Africa
Kenya vs Japan
Great Britain vs New Zealand
Argentina vs Brazil
Fiji vs United States
>Olympic diver complaining about the colour of the pool on her snapchat story
5 hours of polo action coming up
Australia v Japan coming up now
Greece v Hungary
France v USA
Montenegro v Italy
men class -90 kg
women class -70 kg
invited : All alpha Judoka
not invited : Whoever don't know between Ippon and Nippon retarded cry baby manchild batas
Japanese stronk judokas
We really need to discuss table tennis...
THE ASIANS HAVE TAKEN OVER
SEND HELP ASAP
S O S
Can we get best bottoms of Rio 2016 thread?
This is Saudi Arabia tier
the great debate
>smimming is more prestigious and difficult than running
wew lad. anyone can float in water like phelps. its easy. only a few people in history have been able to run 100m in under 10 seconds like bolt.
Why India, Pakistan or Bangladesh so ba at sports?
Estonia have more Olympic Medals than these 3 countries reunited