Get aload of this guy, he wants to play in America so bad
>mfw handegg players kick like girls
None. My manpussy already belongs to Xabi Alonso.
would be similar to the average american i would think
Average American as well. Seeing shit first pitches makes me cringe. I went outside to throw a baseball for the first time in 8 years(?) and was able to drive it accurately from distance. Only ever casually threw baseballs as a kid, too.
I remember having to learn correct mechanics to throw a football though. Hard as hell and took me awhile to get it down. And then I see huge guys not being able to throw it 15 yards while I bomb 50's. Feels good.
yes. they are fun as fuck if you like wallowing in misery.
also they're the reason we have some mispellings because >jest