>that one guy who dresses up in full athletic equipment before a game starts and before he sits on the couch
>mfw americans call handegg football
>mfw americans pretend to be emotionally invested or have any hint of passion because it's trendy
If I'm watching with my bros I usually have it. They consider me the QB of the group. If I'm at home, dad always holds it but he lets me run outside and spike it on every TD since I turned 20
My dad, mom, and 2 bros each make sure to have separate jerseys for both road and way.
We're Lions fans;
Dad: Stafford Home, Suh Away
Mom: Bush Home, Tate Away
Bro 1: Bell Home, Ansah Away
Bro 2: Levy Home, Pettigrew Away
Me: Megatron Home, Fairley Away
We all put them on according to whether or not the Lions are at home. And dad gets the football obviously.
>implying I watch football with other people
>implying I don't sit alone every Sunday, wishing I had just one person to share the experience with
are you suggesting there's something wrong with that, Mark
>clapping like a beta fuck
>not Yelling at the TV and smashing your empty beercan or crushing it when your team gets a TD
God eurofags are such pussy trash. I bet I could kick the fuck out of you, you piece of mick shit.
Yeah man, Sometimes when I watch hockey or baseball ill sit there with a stick or a baseball bat and if either of my teams are getting BTFO I run into my grandmothers bedroom and beat the shit out of her belongings with them.
Yeah man I know what you mean, usually before every field goal kick I'll set up for a place kick and if the kicker misses I'll drill a kick into whatever breakable I set my sights on first.