>Still waiting on new cars
>Hamilel dragging feet on new contract
>Schumi is a very sad potato
>Engine loophole allows in season modification
>Jessica is now Mrs. Button
>Jessica Doppelganger Porn Avaliable
Thread Dies = Bianchi Dies
i officially declare the F1 threads free of the fucking bianchi curse.
No the image that i wanted to post but uh... whatever.
In case moot dies during the update and we never see each other ever again.
It's been an honour
don't be this negative, everything is gonna be fine
man i miss the days when mexican drivers had mexican sponsorship liveries
good old 2002 days man, good old days
It will be a very conventional looking thing and another 'exciting' shade of silver. Expect nothing more from the most autistic team on the grid. Honda engine to be 2nd best to the merc.
>Lotus E23 Hybrid
It's last years car but with the new nose we say at Austin on and some Aero updates. Oh and the merc unit of course
>Ferrari "project 666"
Pretty much the exact same car
>Force India VJM08
Expect a new nose and that's your lot
>Mercedes W06 Hybrid
Class of the field, very little changes needed. Will look more or less the exact same.
>Red Bull RB11
Expect an extraordinarily clever interpretation of the nose rules and a beautiful aero package for Newey's final car.
It will be a pig. A good looking one though.
Similar performance to this year but with a conventional nose. Will be the most average and uncontroversial Formula 1 car in history.
Hopefully they've employed someone who can get the best out of the Martini sponsorship and make the livery the undisputed GOAT on the grid. A new nose and a bit more downforce, closer to the merc but still struggling to get on the top step.
If they make it, comedy gold with the 2014 car but a new nose will ensue. I doubt it though.
it's not happening, but some people are STILL holding out for it even though everything has been sold.
Ladies and gentlemen, the 2015 cars.
Why? It cant be that bad, if we all go there it would be rather cool.
We could make our own forum, I'd be happy to do it, no rules and autistic mods. I think I've got enough server space so I could foot the bill. Anyone interested?
So if we really want our own board/forum here are our options.
This would be rather easy to implement, and probably a lot more advanced than the autistic image board software out there. Even though we would have to change the way we post, we could still have the general thread at the top, and then have specific circlejerks below it.
We could run wakaba, it would be rather shit looking initially, and it will take a fuck ton of time to get working correctly, but it will give us the imageboard experience.
As much as I like the imageboard experience, a forum would be pretty nice, especially if we get a proper one with real features, with no dumb mods, and if we keep it somewhat private, we should be okay.
>This board is the official (possibly not in Bernie's eyes) home of Formula 1 on [spoiler]8[/spoiler]chan. 4chan is kill, and [spoiler]8[/spoiler]chan allows custom boards hence the reason we're here instead of just making f1 threads that 404 all the time on /sp/.
>Yes, this is the official place.
>In all seriousness though, I started this board after being frustrated with reddit.com/r/formula1 becoming the worst of reddit circlejerk and having terrible post quality, and because f1technical.net had obsessions with user seniority and hierarchy.
>My hope is that the anonymity afforded by [spoiler]8[/spoiler]chan, the lack of a comment rating system, and the extremely lax rules will create a better quality of discussion for Formula 1 since there is no incentive to circlejerk.
>Any and all constructive criticism is welcome. Invite your friends if you'd like so the off season isn't quite as boring.
I can tell it wouldn't work but at least he is nice and we have a place to go if moot takes us offline.
Maybe it's just me but going on there feels really weird.
You can post 8Mb images, with size 10000 x 10000px and you can post 5 images per post.
I should like it more but it just feels too much. Somehow I have come to like some of the limitations here.
Also we haven't been affected at all by mods so we don't really have any reason to leave.
>I should like it more but it just feels too much. Somehow I have come to like some of the limitations here.
The only thing I don't like is GIF's automatically loading.It fucks pages load times, wastes a heap of host and client data, and bogs down the servers (as does auto refresh on by default).
outbraking someone else is braking later than the other guy and not run wide, usually overtaking the other guy.
outbraking yourself is braking too late and running wide and lose time because of it
If you are side by side down a straight against someone and break later then them you will have outbroke them and in theory got to the corner earlier and made the overtake.
If you break too late so that you can't make the apex of the corner you will outbreak yourself and have gone too deep into the corner and will lose time.
Monza demonstrates this pretty well
This is Hamilton outbreaking Kimi into the first chicane:
This Rosberg outbreaking himself into the first chicane and going straight on to save the tyres
Can we just spam the fuck out of the thread until 500 posts and someone not retarded can make a new thread?
posting an F1 car before mods come to rekt our shit.
This fucking car will be making 400kph in the fairmont harpin
That should get you ready for the 2015 Mclaren lineup hype
what do you call it? Hotel corner?
Loews Hairpin, Grand Hotel Hairpin or Gare
I'm practicing excel for my new job I start tomorrow and used an idea an ameribro had awhile ago to award points down to last place throughout the season.
- how do I assign a certain amount of points for a specific result? i.e 30 points for first, 25 for 2nd.
- what sort of points system should I use? Before I used 22 minus result, but Rosberg ended up beating Hamilton that way.
In fact this is what the championship would look like for such a season
And if you chose only the worst races
Fuck You OP I thought we killed Bianchi when I searched for F1
This is a shit method but it works
In the table in the links I posted in >>55419258 if you click on the points column you will see a massive set of vlookup formulas which reference the table on the far right which is points for each position.
Basically the vlookup formula will lookup the finishing position in the first race for that driver in the reference table and return the corresponding points value. It will then do the same for the next race and so on while adding them all up. That leaves with the total points for that driver.
This allows you to change the point system quickly and easily.
I'll make a diagram if my shit explanation doesn't help.
The race no one wanted to finish
Has there been a better former driver turned commentator than Hunt?
>BMW will never take on Williams as works team again and take Massa to 1 WDC and GOA77AS to 8 consecutive championships after Massa takes out hamilton in a mad suicide attack
Fuck bmw and their beautiful cars
I'm going to watch a Vlookup tutorial and try use it, will post results.
Are there any other main functions I should be aware of? I've watch quite a few tutorials already - the job is generally data entry.
>Jenson is currently on his honeymoon in a Hawaii
>Reporter has an American flag
How can you type with ball gag on anyway?
No extra for this one. It is just a pain in the arse.
I did a bigger one which included a constructors table and a graph showing the points change and it got very complicated very quickly.
Too much m8, you're a bad person
How do we get the sport to be more driver focused?
When a driver who isn't even in the top 3 skill wise can win 4 titles in a row, there's something not quite right with that. Someone was quoted as saying the car is 90% and the driver is 10%. What can we change about the formula to put more focus on the driver? Should they?
I'm playing with it but I don't think that would work.
I copied the first line in on >>55419221 and did the formula for it in vlookup form
The formula is:
All you have to do is make the same (position/points) table like I did on the right and copy that formula into the correct cell.
You should just be able to drag it down for the rest of the drivers and it should work.
If you want to change the point system just change the values in the righthand column of that table on the right and it will change automatically.
I have it set to 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 this gives Hamilton a total of 153.
It keeps the cell reference fixed.
If we have the very simple formula "=A1" in cell B1 it will change as follows when copied and pasted:
Pasted to B2, it becomes "=A2"
Pasted to B3, it becomes "=A3"
Pasted to C2, it becomes "=B2"
If you make the formula "=A$1" in cell B1 it will change as follows when copied and pasted:
Pasted to B2, it becomes "=A$1"
Pasted to B3, it becomes "=A$1"
Pasted to C2, it becomes "=B$1"
If you make the formula "=$A1" in cell B1 it will change as follows when copied and pasted:
Pasted to B2, it becomes "=A$2"
Pasted to B3, it becomes "=A$3"
Pasted to C2, it becomes "=A$2"
If you make the formula "=$A$1" in cell B1 it will change as follows when copied and pasted:
Pasted to B2, it becomes "=$A$1"
Pasted to B3, it becomes "=$A$1"
Pasted to C2, it becomes "=$A$1"
If you don't want the cell reference to change when copied or dragged you use dollar signs in front of the letter and number.
You want all the rows to use the same position/points table so you want it to be a fixed reference
Go on groupon and buy one of the $20-$40 excel/ms office guided workshops, one of the best things I've ever done. It's so fucking useful
=$F$1 + 'General'
Get it right.
If you want it to find the closest match in the first column you put in 'true' or you just leave it blank
If you want it to find the exact match in the first column you put in 'false'
I don't know why you would want it to find the closest match and not the exact match but that is just how vlookup works.
Ok, greatly appreciated anon. Now going to run over some of the common functions and have a play around. Got my brother to do my online excel test to get this job as there wasn't enough time to learn it at the time, now shitting myself and feel like a fraud (despite having watched hours of tutorials and improving a lot).
Just saw Guardians of the Galaxy for the first time.
It's fucking A-MA-zing
You said it was data entry?
Trust me you are probably fine just knowing absolute basics like saving things, making new worksheets and formatting.
If it's anything like some of the data entry I have had to do it's sitting there typing written forms into an already formatted excel sheet.
Like the form would be like
Formula 1 Driver
FETISHES (please tick all that apply):
BDSM, NTR, Erotic asphyxiation
And I would just sit and type that into a spreadsheet.
>had to do an excel test for a job interview
>over two weeks nearly mastered excel
>hardest thing they had me do was manually enter a few entries in one column and enter in a sum formula for those cells
God I was pissed
Mikey isn't good. He's affable, but gets irritating in a hurry. I'd take Dale Jarrett or even DW before him. (DW is gimmicky as hell, but really underrated when it comes down to firsthand knowledge)
The correct answer to this question, though, is Buddy Baker.
The thing is there are people so brain dead they are incapable of learning basic computer shit or just so stubborn they refuse.
I work for a consultant and we have clients who are local government and councils and we end up having whole organisations and departments who don't know anything about excel.
Like no one in the department for education in a local district knew excel. They saved all their data in either hand written form or word documents.
All the sensitive data on children (name, DOB, full address, school, year group, disabilities, pick up and drop off time, the bus they take) was in filing cabinets
I asked how in fucks name they sorted anything and they looked at me like I was an alien.
We had to have copies of the data so they ended up taking pictures of all the pieces of paper and sending them to us via email.
None of the emails were encrypted, none of the files were encrypted.
If someone got their hands on that, shit would have hit the fan big time.
>liking movies is reddit
i don't even... fucking autists post stupid waifu shit and no one bats an eye, post a fucking thing about a movie
>hurr durururuurhurhruashrqu redddiiiit
sometimes i hate you /f1/
I don't who she is.
She is definitely not a michibata sister.
Angelica is Jessica little sister on the right
Good article on the engine freeze changes:
According to James Allen, the teams can only introduce upgrades all in one go, once a year.
ie. they can run the old power unit for the first few races, then introduce the new 2015 power unit a few races in, if they desire.
The advantage is having more time to develop their improvements
The disadvantage is having to run their shitty 2014 spec power unit in races until they're ready with the 2015 one
>AMUS claimed teams could introduce upgrades one at a time
>it appears this is incorrect
>pic related: tfw I believed AMUS and yesterday explained it to you all with their wrong perspective
>I'm hoping they do a sequel with 80's music
you are my fucking nigga.
80's pop-rock is the best.
>The advantage is having more time to develop their improvements
>The disadvantage is having to run their shitty 2014 spec power unit in races until they're ready with the 2015 one
If Mercedes bring their new engine and Ferrari is still using the old one then I can't see Vettel making it within 107% in Australia.
They never were really. They'll still have a 2015 spec motor, build with data McLaren learned from Mercedes in 2014.
>our keking about it was more at the butthurt of Honda dick suckers
If your old equipment is still better than what other people have, then why not
I think it was a Brawn sponsor first.
>Wags as safewords
I like it. They definitely need to start making F1 themed/sponsored sex equipment.
You could have a Ferrari sponsored bad dragon stallion which would be way too expensive and too soft.
McLaren Honda Tenga egg
Williams Martini flavoured lube and condoms
F1 car so this discussion doesn't seem weird.
Jesus, that would be amazing. Why do they not make alcohol related lubes.
For my next session, I'm going to be tied to a chair for a bit, and just left there while hot wax is dripped on me, I was thinking of using either potato or Schumi as my safeword.
Reminder that the Dubai 24h race is next weekend
>Jenson and Jessica are currently on their honeymoon making sweet sweet love
the result wasn't as interesting as i had hoped
it was constructors and nationalities by points per race (9-6-4 system) put together on one list
the only interesting thing was that argentina has better points per race than williams. mclaren, red bull, ferrari, brawn, and some others all have better points per race than any nationality
>Honda and McLaren seem to have come out as the biggest losers in the debacle, as Charlie Whiting's technical directive appears to suggest that as Honda didn't homologate a powerunit in 2014 they must do so by the 28th February 2015, and as the other manufacturers did in 2014, run a season whereby they adhere to no changes, having already had the artificial ability to spend their 32 tokens. I'd suggest that's speculative at best, as the regulations have that intent but aren't prescriptive, meaning that if Honda or McLaren put the lawyers on it they'd win hands down.
what does he mean prescriptive? like the NHS?
He will fail.
Schumi at least had a team of competent people he brought in. Vettel is committing Villeneuve levels of career suicide.
>Vettel's face when the Ferrari 666 is as bad as the BAR-01
>mfw Vettel returns Ferrari to glory, and Alonso couldn't
Unless he has agreed to suck off Ross Brawn to make him come back that car will still be worse than the Force India, perhaps even as bad as the Torro Rosso if the Mercedes engine update rumours are true.
>that car will still be worse than the Force India
>implying people expect Vettel will return Ferrari to glory in 2015
>implying it's not a long term project
>implying I'm going to get fish and chips for lunch, but need to go to the supermarket to get tartare sauce first
>implying it's not a long term project
That the problem. I really can't see him lasting even 3 seasons with a car which isn't going to score points on average.
He will give up, retire early and raise his kid. Fair play to him if he does because I would have retired after this season.
He has 4 titles
He has broken loads of records
He has all the money he could ever need
He has a super qt waifu
He has a baby daughter
The south kurve would have guaranteed AVUS would probably still have the fastest average race speed.
Even with the slow hairpin it took till the 70's before the Indy 500 beat the 276 km/h set in 1937
>tfw the Monza banking was so intense and cause such a bad accident that they took down in 1938 and then decided to re-build it in 1955
For almost 20 years this was what the circuit looked like
And this was what the original proposal back in 1922 looked like.
They stopped building because of
>"reason of its artistic and monumental value and landscape saving"
and had to come up with a comprimise
>In a single meeting, even 3 drivers had been killed in the 1920s.
And in the 1930s, they even used an other layout : it was the "normal" track then they completely bypassed the Parabolica (or what could have been) to turn of the left then on the right only to get back on the oval with a series of chicanes on the banking.
Now, what "bothers" me, is that I didn't find many pictures about the 1955 Italian GP...
>turning right on a banked corner
Careful France, you'll confuse the Americans.
literally freaking speed racer
If they had kept Trenton speedway they wouldn't be confused
And found it.
B-b-but that was the goal
They only ever used the full version from 22-28 and 31-33.
And then when they rebuilt the banking they used the full circuit again from 55-65
Between those dates they used load of different layouts for the 'Florio Circuit' with chicanes.
This was what they used in 1934
Reminder that the best oval is Terramar in Spain
>Indy - 11° banking
>Monza - 30° banking
>Daytona - 31° banking
>AVUS - 43° banking
>Terramar - 60° banking
Only interesting part of that season but it made the best season review
Malaysia starts at 7:20
F1 fans do not like racing
>sustained close wheel to wheel racing for every race but Russia this year
>fans state that everything is wrong and everything has to be changed back to how it was in 2004
I haven't Frankenheimer's Grand Prix in years.
>yfw they only mention the Nordschleife once in the movie, not racing on it (only off-camera) and show not footage of the track whatsoever.
Yep, too tired to stay focused.
it was me. i named the file before the crash
im a wreck, lads
That image is 5 years old.
It's just the best image I have of Jenson & Jessica snuggling.
>tfw you will never place your manly hands on jessica's tight and toned stomach, feeling her smooth, sweat-sheened skin as she looks you passionately in the eyes
i don't think i can go on
Jenson said he only wants kids when he retires.
I'm sure he is fine and is just waiting his time.........
Though I can see tight racing belts and wearing tight lycra while bike riding could have an effect on his balls.
>worried he'll be with Jessica
Just work harder anon, it shouldn't take you too long to save up $2000
>GFE or PSE
>full service and BBBJ
>no anal or tentacles
>check F1 schedule for tour dates
>tfw Jenson is living pretty much a perfect life.
m8 if even Branston can't pull it off he has no chance
I never see us get mentioned by other posters outside of this thread.
I wonder if they have us hidden or secretly just save all the wag pictures and never post.
We have to be the most offtopic general
That was just false advertising from Bristol. It has never been 36°.
She has pretty big feet, big toes as well.
I can understand sucking and nibbling a girls toes but that is about it
Cool that totes makes them athletes right? They participate in actual sports when they aren't driving around
Have enough ankle strength to push gas pedal and have enough arm strength to shift/ turn the wheel? I saw my little sister drive a go cart the other weekend, she is 8 and she pushed the pedal, steered and shifted
Wow... lazy troll is surprisingly effective.
Anyway, back to the real issue. NFL isn't a real sport, it's for pansies - with all the padding and body armour my sister could play it. When are you guys going to get a football code that doesn't embarrass you?
>be a neet
>decide to get some exercise
>start going on walks
>two ducks living in my street for the last few months
>one of the ducks keeps trying to attack me when I walk past it
>opens it's bill in a ready to bite manner, and heads straight for me
>won't stop coming until I stop moving stare it down
>it's happened 3 days in a row
>Cool that totes makes them athletes right?
um you're missing the point, since they are competing in F1 they already are athletes. Your theory that an overweight nonathletic man could compete in F1 is completely wrong.
the drivers who run marathons and compete in iron man endurance races do so because they can, they are in top athletic shape from competing in F1
They won't believe a word you say.
They won't believe the heart rate studies.
They won't believes the g-forces.
They won't believe the heat.
They won't believe how heavy the steering wheel and breaking forces are with g-forces.
Just don't bother.
LMAO they are driving a car have you ever driven a car before? Its the easiest thing ever you are fucking trolling I knew it. Those guys are in good shape because they work out it has nothing to do with driving around. I seriously can't believe I am being baited this hard
>driving 150+ MPH
Yea my heart would be beating too thats scary, heartbeating doesn't make you fit
Muh sweat lodge, being hot doesnt make you an athlete
>Heavy steering wheel
This part of the post is the trolliest troll post I have ever seen
yes it is true that driving a car is not athletic, we've been here already.
throwing, kicking or bouncing a ball in itself is not athletic either. we are here discussing racing, not driving
Ignoring Dipshit McGee's trolling, how much is the car minimum weight coming up by this year? Be good to see Hulkenberg able to eat more than once a week now the software won't have to be the place to make weight saving.
that is what they are doing, driving a car, I really cannot tell if I am being trolled or not. Are you telling me that if I pulled onto the highway right now, and drove 180 MPH I would be burning calories and be an athlete?
At the risk of troll-feeding, weight is everything in motorsport. Less weight improves everything, almost - acceleration, handling, outright speed, corner speed, and definitely braking.
The all up minimum weight decreed by the FIA - and that's basically the only tech reg going back to the '30s - includes the driver, so when they added the new power system for 2014, which was heavier than the V8s, the cars got heavier. The minimum allowable weight did not.Teams strive to put the cars on the grid at the very limit of the minimum weight so they saved everywhere they could - which in this instance was mostly the driver.
Look at driver pictures from 2013 to 2014 and see how gaunt some of them were/are - good examples are Sutil, Hulkenberg and Jensen.
There is a minimum weight limit for safety reasons which includes driver and car.
The problem is that the new cars have heavier engines and without any ballast are at that weight limit. This means taller drivers are at a disadvantage so they are starving themselves and not taking fluids before the races, Many drivers raced without a water bottle in the car.
Jean Eric Vergne collapsed before a race because of it.
depends if they get the weights of the cars without driver down. iirc some teams were overweight with their lighter drivers.
Was just shopping for groceries and came across these.
>having (blatant ripoffs) of 2006/2007 Renaults
thank fuck a person with a sense of humor. You guys are so easy to troll if this was the first response that I received when I got here I would have left right then. I'm not posting here again, thank you britbro for handling the banter
It's 3:40am and I'm reading about Mark & Fernando having a snowball fight.
>“I bet your lips are.” Mark breathed as his own brushed against Fernando’s. A quick check later and Mark kissed Fernando properly, cupping the back of his head he cheekily flicked his tongue across the seam of his mouth, teasing him into something more passionate. Something more consuming.
Well it was a fight
She is there.
Basically Fernando and Webber are sharing christmas together and no one knows about them.
Jenson and Jessica have an issue with their car so they stay at Webber's house. Jessica is pregnant but they haven't told anyone.
The electricity in Romain and Marion's house goes out so they end up going as well, they take Sacha.
Dan and JEV are also in a secret relationship and their house also has electricity problems so they also end up going as well
Dan and JEV drove past Mark and Alonso kissing in the snow so know but haven't said anything.
I shouldn't find this so interesting but I can't help read it.
i understand reading fanfiction, even lesbian fanfiction, but i don't understand reading gay fanfiction if you are a man.
It's like fapping to pure gay porn
They aren't even detailed scenes. It's over in like a sentence and it's only been Dan and JEV who have done anything ridiculous.
I think I'm having more fun reading everything in their voice.
Whoever wrote this got Alonso & Grosjean fucking perfect but hasn't listened to Jessica speak as in real life her english is a bit broken.
I only discovered this thing because I was trying to find if Jessica has ever said she had wanted children and this was one of the links.
I blame >>55470534 for this
It started getting more seriously gay and so I skipped bits.
I feel ashamed but annoyed that he didn't include any Jenson/Jessica.
I'm going to bed.
>It started getting more seriously gay and so I skipped bits.
The non gay bits
I would cum buckets if this was the new livery
>tfw will have to like vetlel
so Tobias Gruener from AMuS is saying now this might be what we see in 2017
>Ecclestone asked for more power (>1000 hp), more noise, less costs. Fuel flow limit could be increased. ERS-components standardised.
>Look of #F1 cars to be more aggressive in future. Bigger tires. Less aero. Harder to drive. Changes probably not before 2017.
Rest in Pepperoni Jean-Pierre Beltoise ;_;7. His speciality : argentinian barbecue
I doubt that they will braodcast the tests this time, since it was Silverstone and they made it "special". I'm not expecting much about that.
And so for the second question.
>February 1-4: Jerez, Spain.
>February 19-22: Barcelona, Spain.
>February 26-March 1: Barcelona, Spain.
Preferably, they would do that for the 3rd round of the testings, again if that's ever happen.
they are too fucking stupid for that shit, they would probably just spread it amongst themselves if they tried anything like that
To diffused i guess for such operations. Apart from 9/11, it's just a bunch of muslims sitting in their basement who decide to commit a terrorist act, no overall orders come from a head terrorist honcho.