get in here chelseabros
what went wrong?
why have we been shit since the new year?
What the fuck kind of compromising photos or video does cahill have of mou that enables him to start ahead of zouma in any match?
ABCs pls no bully you have 50 other threads to shitpost in stay there
>what went wrong?
trying to play for 0-0 even with massive refball to send off Zlatan
fucking hell it hurts but PSG deserve the win
>losing to 10 men
>losing at home
>losing a 1 goal lead with 3 minutes to go
>losing a 1 goal lead with 6 minutes to go
This, but Chelsea haven't been good since January or so, and being unable to defend leads is much older. Either Mourinho learns he has to stop parking the bus or he buys a whole new defence (and a midfielder, because Ramires is not good enough and neither is Mikel).
This game probably ruined the season for me tbh.
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ironically keeping ibra on would have helped us, he wasnt doing shit before the red and the team wouldnt have backed off, why the fuck does this team always relax when they go up 1 goal or the other team goes down to 10 men when theres an entire fucking match still to play, i seriously doubt mourinho told them to do this when he was yelling on the sidelines the entire game
this game is going to hurt for a while
and if Chelsea choke the league, I'll probably try to an hero via alcohol poisoning.
Cahill had a nice match m8, he did crucial interceptions on both Cavani and Matuidi.
Even Maxwell once I think.
The problem were Fabregas not being able to make a good pass forward and always relying on Hazard and Costa.
Don't worry, we never were good enough to win the CL this year, or at least if we had done if would have been extreme luck.
It feels bad now but we can concentrate on not choking away the league, that will feel great then come the spring
They would, but they are not good enough to do it. I don't know who is the weak link but there is a severe lack of ability to kill games. I thought things were going to be fixed with Costa but nope, and I blame everyone but Hazard, there is a serious lack of will to take risks.
its a group mentality, 1 person can give 100% and it doesnt matter if everyone else stops giving a shit, also im so fucking sick of the players trying to walk the ball into the fucking goal, just fucking shoot
fabregas was awful and has been the second half of the season. Ramires lost the ball a ton too and Matic limping off really hurt too. Most of the midfielder for us were awful today.
Annoying how they can produce such an uninspired performance in such a big game. They looked like they had no game plan, so what exactly were they doing in training then in the days before the match?
There's no excuse for not winning with a man more.
Mou out. Someone in who wants to play the youth players and will make the team play attacking football
>so what exactly were they doing in training then in the days before the match
Trained for PSG to park the bus and were surprised when it didn't happen. The opposite of what happened in the first game, probably.
This team doesnt excite.me anymore. Even torres in the team it felt like something could happen. This team bores me. Just pass it to ivanovic to cross. Hazard is overrated, oscar, willian are overrated. For the first time for me.personally it doesnt feep like a chelsea team, anyone else feel this way? It scares me, ive supported them all my life but I feel indifferent
he hasnt been getting in the box nearly enough
90% of the time hes fucked off to the left wing and collects the ball to pass into the box or dribble through
literally all of his goals have come from him being inside the 18 yard box and receiving a pass and suddenly we just stop doing that
it reminds me of torres last season
I don't know why the team doesn't take risks with vertical passes anymore, it's like since they lost against Newcastle Mourinho decided Chelsea are shit and unable to score more than 1 goal.
>pic related won't happen again
It all went wrong when Lampard left.
He needs Oscar and Matic so they can pass the ball and keep it with quality, if Oscar was there for the whole 90 minutes and Ramires wasn't playing Chelsea would have looked much better.
i dont know why hes been playing high on the pitch when his best games were when he drops deep and plays next to matic
speaking of which is matic injured? Fuck everything if we have to go up against southampton without him
i blame the rest of the EPL
we have no one pushing us. there's a token effort from Man Shitty. but i don't see them as rivals.
where the fuck are Man Utd? why did Arsenal die about 10 years ago? Liverpool, nowhere.
we suffer the same problem Celtic do. we're a late 2000s standard EPL team playing a pile of donkey shit in the league, so we're not used to quality coming up against us
why wasnt jaden smith given a chance when ramires clearly stopped giving a fuck
Ibra is always a threat, you need to constantly mark him with two-man and even then when he is having a game were he isn't doing anything just casually thinking about killing deer and driving his Volvo to lakes he will do some crazy taekwondo magic move.
I really hope an italian team wins europa and juve get to at least quarters and hopefully with some luck to semis. If they can keep this up they won't be far too behind england on coefficients
I have not seen Chelsea play this bad in many many many years.. completely unacceptable and baffling considering we had a weeks rest, a full squad, the away goal advantage, as well as it being a home game.
Chelsea has conceded the most goals in the EPL in the last 10 minutes of matches and again we go ahead twice and bottle out lead at 3 minutes to go and then again at 6 minutes to go. Absolutely disgraceful. The players just seem to sit back at any opportunity when we get an advantage and then subsequently invite on pressure which we can't handle. This has been the rot at the core of Chelsea teams for many years now and must be fixed. Worse than that tonight though was the blatant lack of desire to win. Everyone was walking about.. no one shouting and hyping up the team and crowd (like Luiz was doing).
There needs to be another phase of purging at Chelsea in the summer because many of this current squad aren't good enough. Oscar, Willian, Ramires and Terry must be sold. What on earth Drogba is doing on the field I have no idea. As a long term Chelsea fan it pains me to say but we fully deserved to lose. We must recover and win the league though as that trophy this year is essential in the development of this squad (and it is massively overdue).
Terry is the best CB we have, willian had an impact when he came on, if anything oscar is up for debate, hes been out of form for a while
i lived through the bullshit in 2009 im sure il get through this
And does anyone have an older jersey? No muh throwbacks when you weren't even a fan allowed.
and what are you ... australian? LOL.
we own you and your country. go put another shrimp on the barby you dingo fucker
Oscar was doing well when he was on, he just had to come off at half because he was too reckless. Ramires and Cesc were the big shitters today. Matic getting injured didnt help either
*we have* being the key word..
look no one likes Terry more than me (except tonight I was disgusted with his arial defence, he didn't jump ONCE on those set pieces) but this has to be his last season, at least as a main CB. We should buy Varane whatever his ridiculous fee will be.
Willian has like two OK moments. The rest was shit. He is completely useless, has scored like what 3 goals all season (pathetic) and infuriates me the way he just runs wide, stops over the ball arrogantly, then passes it sideways.
Hey my American friend! I see that you chose to support Chelsea Football Club, great choice! However, you may want to switch to Bayern Munich now, or even Real Madrid. Also, did you know about internationals? Here's a trick for you, to look cool with your friends. See, not many people know about internationals, so when you say you support Germany, you can say that YOUR team won the world cup last year.
Terry eventually will have to go but hes got another decent season in him and he could mentor zouma and kalas/christiensen unless they are loan bait.
willian along with hazard are literally the only players we have that can run at defences, he may be shit in the final third but who else is there to run at defenders?
Willian is literally on the team because muh work rate. No creativity, poor finishing, only good passes are sideway passes.
>mfw mourinho gave up Mata so he can field his favorite pace babby work horses like Willian and Ramires
Cuadrado was bought for this I believe, and hopefully he can develop into a better player.
Hazard is exceptional except of course for his goal rate. We need our front three players to be absolutely lethal and shoot all the time and score (like real madrid's Ronaldo, Benzema, Bale combo). Costa runs far too wide and is given the ball in places no one can be expected to score from like 30yrds out with 4 defenders to beat. We have lost our counter attacking threat we used to have and that needs to be fixed.
Terry as I said could be perhaps a backup CB for ONE last season but I would not want him playing every single game next season that would be a disaster. Varane + Zouma (cahill/terry rotate).
real madrid arent going to give up varane
to provide some attacking threat on the right side
willian has no finishing ability and ivanovic has 2 moves, run into the box to score or pass it sideways to midfield
If I pay money to go to games and pay the fucking ridiculous tv bill I can say whatever the fuck I want. In england fans say WE its part of the culture and saying the club name talking about it in third person would get you slapped because you would sound like an autistic fuck. Do you understand what I am saying you pathetic dutch worm?
> losing to ten men at home
>fans like this
>utter scum club
How do you not kill yourselves being chelshit fans? It must be hard not to when you look in the mirror
I actually welcome international fans (white only please, no chinks or africans inb4 racist). They are what Chelsea need to fuel this next phase of brand growth and dominance. They will help revenues and assist us in realising our aspirations to become the best and biggest club in the world within the next decade. Welcome and prepare for the age of Chelsea.
>lives in sunderland
>thinks his english citizenhood grants him higher fandom powerranking
lel, try to disconnect your self worth from a soccer team that has nothing to do with you. you're a fan, not a fucking club ambassador.
Lampard was a cunt though.. should have acted like Gerrard and not play for another English club and not been a greedy cunt and accepted a 1 year contract. He seriously tarnished his legacy. Hope it was worth it Frank.
Calm down there mate, we're all friends here. I too was annoyed like you at our teams defeat today. My team chelsea were very, very unfortunate to lose. We should have won it. I think I'm going to support Chelsea as my first premier league team, but start to support Man City more now. Also, I'm going to support Real Madrid as my Spanish Team and Bayern Munich as my German team.
>literally attaches himself to a foreign team thousands of miles away
>unironcially uses terms like "us" and "we" instead of contributing to his own countries game
>the limit of his "support" is literally sitting on a malaysian cartoon board and greentexting players names every match
kill yourself lad
No one supports them in england mate except for total wankers from surrey
>supporting a bus stop in fulham
Chelsea is the antithesis of pretty football. Long live the death of ugly defensive counter football. Go Bayern, Go Barca, hell even Porto plays nicely. How can anyone support a team that plays such appalling football. Don't you love beautiful combination football? Full out attacking? Players actually enjoying football instead of being turned into an eleven men strong bus afraid to attack and just play football. Dang, what's wrong with you lot.
sorry you won't understand because you are an (obese?) americunt who only knows your shitty americlap "sports' like eggball and hoopball and can't say "we" about your teams because they all consist of 99.9% black african zulu players.
They are not good enough going forward. Oscar and Ramires are useless, Willian and Hazard lack the end product, Costa is technically poor and just can't stay in the box, Fabregas does not show up, Mourinho insists on playing a RB as a LB when Filipe Luis is on the bench, etc.
>Most goals in EPL
>Unarguably have scored goal of the season so far (amazing team goal)
>Some of the most creative players in EPL
>Highest goalscorer in EPL
>Fabregas, Oscar, Willian, Hazard
Next mate. Also what does a Dutch cunt like yourself know about beautiful football? Hows that working out for "total football" Van Gaal aka king of long balls.
>Most goals in EPL
Wrong. That would be City. Try again.
>Unarguably have scored goal of the season so far (amazing team goal)
Against Burnley at the very beginning of the season. You literally haven't played attractive football against any team even slightly close to your own level.
>Some of the most creative players in EPL
Judging by how Mourinho sets them up to play, not really.
>Highest goalscorer in EPL
Tied with Aguero.
>Fabregas, Oscar, Willian, Hazard
You're just listing players names now but whatever.
Fabregas is a half season babby. Oscar and Willian are both muh workrate babbies. Hazard is the only player there that can be described as truly "creative".
>mfw flopdrado is a flop
>mfw we will never have another good right winger ever
Wait, are you implying lelsea doesn't park the bus when playing internationally? Ahh u havin a laff meit? It hurts my eyes, my eyes that are used to pretty football being Dutch and all. Endless beautiful fast paced passing combinations, nutmegs, the finest of first touches, gorgeous dribbles and the highest levels of technique. To you, an Englishman, all things you've never heard of, but I can guarantee you that it makes for the most exciting games of football. I feel for you.
Dutchfag. Help me understand what happened here:
I don't really know how much to trust translation software.
He is literally "le step-over a million times and fall over man". Mouyes his holding him back, especially when all he gets told to do is draw fouls for cheap free kicks and penalties.
The only time he was good during the game was his ability to shield the ball and scramble backwards away from PSG defenders.
>intercepting a reply meant for me.
This is an odd feeling. I left this thread a while ago.
In the Champions League it didn't look like anything, we should have destroyed them at the Parc des Princes and they were very poor again tonight. The problem is that since Man U has gone down I haven't seen any English club doing well in the CL, not only winning but playing well too
English football in general has been stagnating for a lot of years. That's why their NT is such a failure. It may work in your home league where you are amongst yourselves but when you play the CL you just get run over by teams that play more modern football.
Willian is what's wrong with Chelsea imho. Tracking back, helping defending, it's a great thing (not being sarcastic) but while he's great for a defensive team the rest of the players are more suited for an offensive game. Willian can do it because he's good at keeping the ball but I do suspect he's one of the reason why Chelsea seems to be so scared of taking risks offensively.
>why Chelsea seems to be so scared of taking risks offensively
Maybe because Mourinho ordered them to, he's okay with defending slim leads because he's deluded himself into thinking that things will always work out for him.
But Willian played the pass for Ramires which was the only good chance Chelsea created all night
He also played the nice cross to Costa that if Costa wasn't dumb he would've played it to Fabregas who was open
He created more than any other Chelsea player basically (which isn't much)
I agree though that Chelsea would be better if they'd have a Sanchez type player on the RW who could actually help out and score a few goals. It's a shame Cuadrado was bought, that means we probably won't see a big name winger signing in the summer unless Reus decides to come here but probably not.
Beyond Mou's awful tactics, I believe players aren't fit anymore due to the number of games they had to play
There was no rotation, Mou mainly kept the same starting XI since the start of the season
Oh and you guys being tricked by Cesc too lel
That's what I'd like to know too
Finally starting to understand how Barça felt during the years this faggot was in
We played him in his position, and other positions, and yet it's the same thing every time
Overrated piece of shit
Yeah that's bad
I was badmouting Enrique for his rotation at the start of the season, turns out it was right, no injuries and players are still fresh
Look at Madrid/Chelsea, they both lost their edge, and it's worse for Chelsea because no break
Out: Mikel, Ramires, Cahill, Drogba, Willian, Oscar, Fabregas
In: Varane, Pogba, Verratti, Sanchez/Reus, some cheaper depth players who might turn out good (like Zouma)
Chelsea needs to be fixed, otherwise we'll keep playing shit football and keep failing to make CL finals
But we just attracted Costa and Fabregas in the summer who were maybe the biggest players after Suarez that moved.
Failing that, we can do a United and offer them lots of money to join.
>What the fuck kind of compromising photos or video does cahill have of mou that enables him to start ahead of zouma in any match?
I ask myself the same thing with Djourou and every manager he's plaued for.
Ramires used to work at a construction site manually transporting shit before he was allowed to play football. He developed his stamina by rushing through his chores to play football, so yes, he a second rate footballer but a great workhorse.
At least this means the general public will finally see through the facade they have been brainwashed with thinking that the EPL is the best league in the world.
English club football is dead.
The day before, we saw one of the most thrilling champions league match in years between Madrid and >Schalke.
Then the next day it's the PL's turn and we are treated to boring, unexciting, unimaginative football with no real quality to it against a 10 man >Ligue 1 team.
Even our domestic league games are shit. the BIG GAME AGAINST GIANTS games are pathetic, boring, too scared to lose, to scared to go for it, anti-football with no technical skill, no real quality football.
The only reason people say it is the most dramatic league in the world is because of the media pre-game hype. Gary Neville actually highlighted this on one of the MNF analysis. A top game over here is shit meanwhile in La Liga the big games are high intensity, quality football.
It's a fucking joke. I know it's funny to see Chelsea fail but we have to take it seriously because this is supposedly the best team in our league which is "running away" with the title. It's a joke and it needs serious addressing. I mean we'd probably struggle against the fucking Portuguese league.
Pro tips : EPL teams gain more money for doing good in the league than in Europe.
Meanwhile, the other europeans league don't give as much money as the champions league.
Everton are stupid
>thinking that the EPL is the best league in the world.
Very few people have thought this for years. You can spot a fucking idiot who thinks they're clever because they trot out this line.
>mfw the players won't even care about this result
>they get to go back to their mansions and model gfs
>it's us fans who suffer
It still hurts.
I don't even want to begin imagining a scenario where Chelsea can't win the league now. It's all that's left, don't fucking choke it.
>spent entire morning at army recruitment office
>don't want to be that guy who broswes 4chan at public
>all this time waiting think about /sp/ and how you reacted
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, EAT SHIT CHELSEA. FUCKING BUS PARKING SHIT GOT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT. HAAAAAAAHAHAGAJHA
also I wasnt recruited
>also I wasnt recruited
Do you have to do something else there if you don't make the cut?
Here you still have a shot at civil service. If you fail at that you have to pay a certain amount each year.
If you get recruited but lets say you believe in Allah and can actually prove it they will find you different things to do. Usually you'll be helping out at retirement homes, nurseries or something similar. Nothing to do with army but you'll spend 2 months doing that.
If you are fat or just not healthy they will not recruit you. I personally have very high blood pressure and was told to fuck off. They will never call me back. They can you give extensions to lets say improve your health situation but you cant cure blood pressure.
Didn't even know you guys had mandatory service. Here I am thinking Estonia was last place on earth who forces kids to do it. Btw today we had 1 girl as well. She was super short but her highheels and jeans made her ass pop. Here also girls don't have to do it.
Lucky bastards. We have 3 months basic training, followed by a few weeks every year after that. And if you choose to do civil service it's 6 months. Generally the same shit here, nursing homes, helping out on farms, fixing alpine hiking trails, working in the woods. One of my friends got a lumberjacking licence while doing it.
Israel do too. For women as well. No women here though. You can, but none of them do. One of the girls from my class went to an info day, but she was like 5'4 and weak as fuck, so everyone knew even if she tried she wouldn't make it.