Pakistan players cried in the field after Australia beat them.
Australian players will cry in the field after India beats them.
Don't worry Pak bros. India will destroy Australia.
Fuck off Indian cunt
I would never accept 'revenge' from Indian piece of shit
If Australia came to my house dressed as Kangaroo on his 'pub crawl' and he kicked my mother to death I would not hire an Indian to be the revenge hitman, even if he offered for free his services. Indian smell like shit. Indian look like shit. Indian smell like shit. Imagine hiring Indian hitman to kill for revenge. He would go to sydney opera house to assassinate the killer but would not because every actor on the stage start throwing up from the smell of elephant shit and ganges river which lets the guy know Indian hitman is coming. I want Australia to win. They are good team and good country. Go to Austalia... they have POISON SPIDERS in the bathtub, they have excuse to not wash... but they still smell better than Indian.
Australia can win
Fuck India. Nuke will come soon.
This is so ironic because streets of london were literally covered in their own shit before they used the massive indian loot to redeem themselves. At least the shitting on streets in india is only a 4chan maymay and is false irl
>curry learns racial slurs and thinks he can banter with the big guns
Dayum. Pakis bringing the heat like it's that silly dancing they do on the Kashmir border.
They're not there to claim your native title here pigskin they're there to take back shit your ancestors stole from them i.e wealth. You better do as you said and go away to britain/other shit anglo nation and leave the natives alone.
>this is indian bants
Mate, you're going to get blown the fuck out in any argument about race, because when it comes to racial superiority, Indians are literally bottom of the barrel.
Stealing someone's history and claiming them as their own doesn't count as 'racial superiority'. Its only a matter of time and population control and we will prove you as cunning cunts and achieve our former glory
What history did we steal? There was nothing to steal when coming to Australia because Aboriginals were about as stupid as Indians and couldn't build jack shit other than sharp sticks.
>Go to Austalia... they have POISON SPIDERS in the bathtub, they have excuse to not wash... but they still smell better than Indian
>implying the major part of population isn't busy in rebuilding and redeeming their poor bros.
As soon as we get free of this shit and focus on other things it will get better.
I don't think your barbarian euro mind will understand it tbh
>Dharavi also spelled Daravi, Darravy, Dorrovy is a slum in Mumbai, India. It is one of the largest slums in the world.
>Dharavi has severe problems with public health, due to the scarcity of toilet facilities, due in turn to the fact that most housing and 90% of the commercial units in Dharavi are illegal. As of November 2006 there was only one toilet per 1,440 residents in Dharavi. Mahim Creek, a local river, is widely used by local residents for urination and defecation, leading to the spread of contagious diseases. The area also suffers from problems with inadequate drinking water supply.
>defending a country where this happens anywhere
>LIVING in a country where this happens anywhere
for fuck's sake india you guys still have cholera and hepatitis outbreaks, fuck off
>He would go to sydney opera house to assassinate the killer but would not because every actor on the stage start throwing up from the smell of elephant shit and ganges river which lets the guy know Indian hitman is coming.
I remember a few years ago guys in Michigan recruiting for the Army. They got in trouble for 'deceitfully enticing' young men to die for no reason in a faraway desert. One of the things they said though, which I was not at all surprised was that everyone feels much safer walking around wartorn cities in Iraq than in Detroit or other Urban areas.
>mfw indians btfo everyone ITT
>mfw indians btfo everyone in general
Gunnyt suckos :^)
Yeah, and you never spend a dime of it on anything. You guys penny pinch harder than fucking Jews. A "wealthy" indian is only wealthy because he lives a social class below his income level.
For every one doctor or engineer out of India, I can show you 10,000 call center Indians
why would looks matter when all of you have sweaty, matted, smelly fucking black hair covering your entire body (back and ass included, fucking freaks)
do you understand that hispanics are being counted as white by the federal government for all statistical censuses
this is so we do not appear to be as dominant as we actually are
if hispanics were separated white people would have microscopic crime rates and most likely be above asians as far as income level
Reminder Wahab made Watson go numb during his spell.
>this buttmad burger
I'll be coming to NY/NJ by next year. Will fuck many white girls. I've already been there before and they already approach me to fuck without me doing anything.
Muricans are pure cucks.
I doubt that even if Spics (a higher breed of human being than most American whites because most actually have jobs) were separated from Whites, they'd surpass Indians
Try to come out to California bro. California White girls open their legs to everyone but other White guys. And most white guys here are pussies.
This, I'm paki but I know how money thirsty white girls are, they don't give a fuck even if it's an abo subhuman, theyd suck the cum right out of his dirty shit encrusted dick. Our girls on the other hand have some ethics and values. Not all of them, but majority of them wouldn't want anything to do with a white faggot no matter how much money he has. Y'all white ass faggots can shitpost on cartoon imageboards all day about how superior your race is while niggers and indians keep fucking them and breeding you fuckers out in the real world.
Not really, just feeling a sense of superiority over white cucks right now. I have a few paki friends who have white girlfriends and guess what, They're all ballin and that's all they have to do for white girls to coming crawling their way like little parasites.
Money makes those white sluts cum. I don't even see them as equals. At least our girls have standards and goals with themselves aside from being a cum receptacle. There's a reason that most white sluts get into pornography or stripping.
But at least those white sluts know how to make a guy cum. Fucking whores.
Just saying that I see more Spics with jobs than White people and I live in San Jose.
I respect a Spic with 2 jobs picking oranges and being a day laborer than some whitey collecting SSI. Get it?
>I started watching cricket this decade
spoken like a casual tbh
>I just want India to defeat Auscucks.
Literally not gonna happen, we smashed you all summer in tests and odi. Even if you've been here for like 5 months now we'll still smash you
>Looks like you haven't been paying attention
Australia have been the best team in the tournament, we lost an away game in NZ that we nearly fucking won and we were defending like 150. India is done.
i feel bad for you
pacific coast whites are literally the nigger of the white race
i would advise you to not hold the rest of us liable for that pile of brainwashed, cucked shit out there
India is to batsmen what Pakistan is to bowlers. Pak throughout the 90s was filled with some of the most elite bowling cricket has ever seen. Sachin played them all though, and gave three of them a terrible farewell in 2003 World Cup.
U retarded bruh? India has by far been the best team, they've won all 7 games and bowled every team out so far in each game theyve played. You niggers bout to get raped tbh
And if anything, this whole thing is orchestrated by India so you have literally no chance of winning anyways
I haven't lived on the East Coast ever, but from Vancouver down to San Diego, West Coast whites either are bro-y white trash, or brainwashed cucks.
Oregon is probably the worst, even though they are the whitest state out here. I don't get it
Obviously the average will be better against minnows, how is it stat padding though? He has only scored 820 and 918 runs agains Bangers and Zimzam respectively. On the contrary he has scored most runs against Ausfalia and Englel. If anything he stat padded against >you.
If you followed cricket during the 90s you'd know we didn't play Pakistan much in tests, we barely played ODIs as well. Only in the last decade there were a few series before the attack on the lankans.
>let a shit batting side like pak score 200
>get btfo by wahab
>best side in the tournament.
>finish top of group
>70 wickets in 7 matches
This is what a good team looks like.
Just wait for the semis. Aussie tears would be delicious tbh
Of course Vettori and Starc have been good, they've been playing on their home grounds. Look at the death overs Riaz has bowled against India, South Africa and the rest. Gave away absolutely nothing, third highest wicket taker and last night was just something else, never seen that shit before. He's been highly underrated this entire tour
>Indian smell like shit. Indian look like shit. Indian smell like shit.
please host it in the USA, which has perfectly predictable weather. If i ever hear the phrase "rain delay" in this world cup again, i'll staple my fucking ballsack to the ceiling
How is that a point in your favor though? You do realize the top 1-5% of Indians are even capable of traveling to America and becoming a citizen. Meanwhile most Aussies and Brits can easily immigrate to America and find work.
The fact that Indians and other third worlders still immigrate en mass to first world Anglo countries like Australia, England, or America settles this debate before it starts
>mfw, Haven't won a single match against us in WC.
I know that feel bro,
Speaking about nukes, go supply it to sand dune niggers they need it actually since they're running out of supply.
Porkis use those nukes to save your country before you go extinct kek
>every actor on the stage start throwing up from the smell of elephant shit and ganges river which lets the guy know Indian hitman is coming
i hope you faggots know that india will get btfo in a few days thanks to the shit bowling attack led by this overhyped adivasi. no amount of shit posting or delusion is going to change that so you may as well stop now.
they're only good in Australia, even got rekt by Pakistan in UAE in tests. In this CWC, NZ beat them once they stepped out of muh homeland and they're shit here against Anderson and Bread (who's legit mediocre af) and collapse every single time.
Still brag about le bowls right left man's one fluke series though, we've still thrashed them in Australia as well as at home. Feelsgoodman
broad is an enigma.
he is legit as destructive as any fast bowler in the world on his best day which he does in at least one test match per series and for the rest of the series he is ok. keeps it tight, chips away, bowls slightly too short.
when he pitches it up he is insanely good.
>tfw WI players go straight into the party stands here even after they've been whitewashed
What does it feel like to support a team that gives a fuck?
> 600 Indian students expelled after footage shows parents scaling walls to pass cheat sheets
Posting in le epic thread
>not recognising afghan rambo as your king
Mods or some one archive this.
I watched highlights of this game. It was the first cricket match I've ever watched.
The Pakistan players were a bunch of cunts shouting in the Aussie's faces and bowling the ball at their head over and over. Is this normal behaviour in cricket? I wasn't expecting so much agro.
nah it was the aussies being cunts, wahab was just fired and giving them a taste of their own medicine
Wahab was a serious faggot. He was happy to dish out the bants, but the second Watson said anything back he’d cry to the ump.
>Is this normal behaviour in cricket?
Yes. This happens all the time, especially in Test cricket.The sledging in the last Ashes series was so bad that one of the English players actually retired and went back to England because he said he couldn’t handle it.
Also, there’s a lot of fan sledging, too.
Get a life paki
No matter how hard you try you can't change the fact that pakis are india's cuck child. The place you are talking about itt is your neighbourhood, and no it doesn't look the same in india no matter how hard you try
I'm showing this to my Indian housemate, he always bitches about Pakis stirring shit on Indian forums
Oh come on its always started by pakis who can't stand india progressing (as in this thread) and we being the bigger bro have to end it. I don't hate those little cunts, i pity them
Abdul, samefagging and replying to yourself doesn't count as 'btfo'. Neither your saying it does no matter how hard you try. You got blown and having trouble accepting it, as always. Anyways here's your precious reply and I'm done talking to subhumans
>I would never accept 'revenge' from Indian piece of shit -
No one cares you filthy paki.
>If Australia came to my house dressed as Kangaroo on his 'pub crawl' and he kicked my mother to death I would not hire an Indian to be the revenge hitman, even if he offered for free his services. Indian smell like shit. Indian look like shit. Indian smell like shit. Imagine hiring Indian hitman to kill for revenge. He would go to sydney opera house to assassinate the killer but would not because every actor on the stage start throwing up from the smell of elephant shit and ganges river which lets the guy know Indian hitman is coming. I want Australia to win. They are good team and good country. Go to Austalia... they have POISON SPIDERS in the bathtub, they have excuse to not wash... but they still smell better than Indian.-
HAHA,says a paki who's ethnically Indian and hasn't got his own culture but hates on Indians for being better than them.
>Australia can win -
>Fuck India. Nuke will come soon -
I hope it is.Can't wait for the day Pakistan gets annihilated.
>You're the fucking scum of Asia.
>You support terrorism.
>You blame India on everything.
>You have lost every fucking war with India.
>You actually think think you can cause any potential harm to India
The day your fucking country even tries to attack India again,let me tell you what will happen.
Scenario 1- Pakistan tries to attack India directly without the use of Nuclear weapons.
Pakistan will lose badly and that shithole will be invaded by India.
Scenario 2-Pakistan tries to attack India with nukes.
Not much harm will be caused to India but when the nuke reaches India,in a matter of minutes,your country won't exist.
Go back to the Jihad training camps Abdul and stop dreaming.
>Indian smell like shit. Indian look like shit. Indian smell like shit.
And in one brief moment, all the world was united
>to laugh at India
Well Ireland did beat Pakistan back in 2007, as for a murdered coach, no idea kek
Here's one story that is true. India was eliminated in the groupstage of the 2007 World Cup. MS Dhoni, the Indian captain was having his house built. The Indian "fans", after their teams elimination, went and destroyed the house.
>as for a murdered coach, no idea kek
How can you not know Bob Woolmer but know about Dhoni's house? Are you a casual who only started watching recently and gets all his information from 4chan?
Vid slightly related:
I probably know more about cricket than you do, Sanjay.
For instance, Straya has never lost in a World Cup semi-final. Prepare for BTFOing
>Straya has never lost in a World Cup semi-final
>implying you have watched even one of those semis
>mfw your tears in 5 days
>Vid slightly related:
is there a more meme team/nation than Memeistan?
>every actor on the stage start throwing up from the smell of elephant shit and ganges river
You mother fucker paki what good are you anyway? You let terrorists live in your fucking house and let them rape your own women and run around saying allahuakbar! You fucking little cunts have never risen to be anything, and never will! When your sugar daddy(US) stops giving you money to raise terrorists,am sure you'll start dissing them too! And what the fuck is a paki talking about cricket! You fucking chuts haven't been able to defeat India since ages! All you are ever going to amount to,are just crying like this and making a fool of yourself in front of the whole world to see!
What are you trying to say motherfucker? Atleast in my country people have the right to live,and are not abused based on religion and colour like your country! India has more muslims than pak and our muslims would shit on pakistan any given time and praise India!
>whats it like being from a third world country?
Not bad at all. I've lived in the US and living in India is equally as great if not better. In fact in times of cricket and festival, I'd rather be in India.
Many Americans I've found are actually pretty lonely.
Well the US granted by far the most visas last year to Indians so you tell me.
>actually thinking your happiness is dependent on hamburgers and mobility scooters
good goy, consume some more.
Jokes on you, I'm not even married.
>No one has real freedom anymore regardless what country you live in
>The nearest you can get to freedom is freewill
>The most indoctrinated country in the world is the USA
>Meaning Americans don't even have freewill
>Literally the least free people in the world
>Still convinced they're the freest country in the world
why is this funny?
He probably copypasted it from youtube comments.
So this is why I keep seeing this thread getting bumped, kek
tbh West Indies team should be dissolved and each nation should be representing themselves. Then they might have pride in their team and start taking it seriously.
It will also increase the number of international teams. Doesn't matter even if they are considered associate teams.
>Country is fall apart, public is die.
>kids are kill in skool, teacher get infantree training.
>konfused man enlist army to get warm food and not malnourish.
>infilltrate border for free wifi post 4chan komment
>5 times prayer for fourgivnes
>Peepal say is Joek many say is Pakistan
>may allah bless every pig this haiwen on earth
Not in my state
>tfw living the based Goa
No they don't.
Slaughterhouses are still allowed in few states. But the current government is hell bent on banning those as well.
>muh holy cow traditions
Those cows in the streets are the ones which are worshiped infact.
Read some of the posts from awkwarddev's account, you sound gay as fuck.
And if you lied to me about your id and pretend to be someone else then you are even gayer than that guy.
Yes, current govt is good for our economy but the tend to make retarded social decisions like these.
Apparently 'other people' eating beef hurts their sentiments.
It's like you have never been in /cric/
India is world’s third largest Internet user after U.S., China btw
so many flavours and you choose to be salty
I'm from Mumbai, but working here.
Only been here for about 6 months.
I hope you are not >that guy
The one who loves football and disses griget.
Indian bowling is under rated tbh, should be a close game.
I'd still back straya to win but won't be a blowout.
I literally dont see the funny side of that post tbh. Other than the fact that a paki is replying to himself with so many proxies. Do really think so many people from america/canada give a shit about a cricket thread. Or do you really think 'someone' from macedonia and turkey gives a shit about this thread, let alone browse /sp/. Are you a pleb?
Hey paki look at your life. You spent your whole day projecting a 'joke' which isn't even funny and getting yourself replies with proxies. Are you 12, or people in pakistan are this autistic in general?
lurk more cunt
stop being so butt-mad
you are embarrassing us
Are you an idiot. Unique ids mean nothing when using proxies. You are really believing this shit? Are you braindead, or literally retarded? And you say i need to go back to reddit
confirmed for reddit
thread is over
go home everyone
let it die
see you for the semis
>Do really think so many people from america/canada give a shit about a cricket thread
This is not about cricket, it's just some friendly banter.
You are taking it too seriously. Look around you this ain't leddit.
>damage controlling this hard
Realise now, 146 different ips and out of which about 100 linking to that post. Which means only about 40 people posted ~300 posts. Either that or he's just using proxies. If you were smart enough you would have already figured that out. Anyways he's not leaving this thread till it reaches 500.
>Which means only about 40 people posted ~300 posts
That's not how it works, you know the 100 IPs can make more than one post right? I bet 25 of the posts are just the damage controlling Indian. Not to mention all the >damage control replies he got. This is as good a ratio as it gets on /sp/.
If that was the case then ip count should be way more than 146, since supposedly more than 100 different people replied to that post, all different, right? And all the posts are actually the same. (assuming you are not one of his proxies and ignoring that i got the reply so fast)
Ok faggot paki im out im not as pathetic as you
>If that was the case then ip count should be way more than 146
This is as high as the IP count gets though, maybe it touches 170 in some freak threads.
>im out im not as pathetic as you
You are more pathetic, fighting imaginary windmills in a thread that won't be here in 24 hours.
>maybe it reaches 170 in some freak threads
Thats only true for generals and match threads where the same people post much more than once. And are you really not realising that all replies are actually the same. I bet if i was not replying with an indian flag you would have replied differently being the white dick sucker you are
>I bet if i was not replying with an indian flag you would have replied differently
Probably true, some australian got rekt a few months ago and he was of the same opinion as you, that the replies were all proxies. I just laughed at him and closed the thread then. Something I'm going to do now, and remember, 4chin isn't serious business.
So you just put aside all logic and went with the opinion that got more replies? True redditfag
>4chan isn't serious business
>implying everyone here is not just shitposting
The thing is, I thought the paki post was funny so I can imagine it getting this many replies. You obviously don't so you're screaming conspiracy, no way to prove it either way because anonymous posting, just let it go.
>Indian smell like shit. Indian look like shit. Indian smell like shit.