SA 216/3 against NZ
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>I must repeat that my stating the playing conditions has nothing to do with the weather conditions right now. This shouldn't be a very long interruption. At any rate if the interruption is long enough to not allow South Africa bat any further, the target for New Zealand is likely to be 264 in 38 overs
5.10pm Just a recap of the playing conditions. We begin losing overs only after an hour's play is lost. In case the match is not completed today, we have a reserve day tomorrow with play resuming from where it stops. If we have lost overs today, and then a further interruption pushes us into tomorrow, the match will continue to be a curtailed one. If over two days we don't get a result, New Zealand will go through by the virtue of having finished higher in the group stages
I must repeat that my stating the playing conditions has nothing to do with the weather conditions right now. This shouldn't be a very long interruption. At any rate if the interruption is long enough to not allow South Africa bat any further, the target for New Zealand is likely to be 264 in 38 overs
Predicting that Kohli will blow it under 20 runs. Complete meme player.
Cricket has always been a lottery once you reach the knock out stages
If it's not decided by the toss it's decided by the weather or umpballs
webm related i still think bangleldesh deserve a rematch
>still hating on drake
it is you that should end your life
>yfw India - NZ final because of weather and umpball
This is the first time they made it to the semis in over 20 years m8. Not exactly "every fucking time."
If anything NZ is the one almost always getting as far as the semis before choking.
the time for kane to make runs is now
mccullum to meme himself out for 40 off 3 overs as per usual
guptill to go for 6 an over for 20 overs
taylor is shit
elliot/anderson/ronchi wont get a play
we lose by 50 runs if kane doesnt perform
wait so if rain completely stops the game isn't that good for south africa rather then continuing today with lesser overs? they have a reserve day for this game which will continue on right where they left off if rain completely stops play
it can get a lot worse. at least im well off and have a life sorted out here.
anyways, end my pain, Starc. I want the hype to be over so we can reassess the team to see how shit our fielding is
>What is South West Africa
Namibia was owned by SA for nearly all of Apartheid they benefited from it to.
Morocco was close but muh Arab Spring.
Only in black townships remove them from the stats and everything goes down
yeah that cheating Shit Lankan can fuck off
his entire career should be disregarded, if he was playing today he would be banned from bowling just like Ajmal, Narine and all those other cheating fucks
Daily reminder that if NZ reach the final it's only because of their shitty weather and meme 20m straight boundaries
>mfw some curry faggot says murali is better
Stopped South Africa turning into Zimbabwe
Allowed SA to handpick Mandela as a moderate leader instead of some faggot like Tambo or Slovo
Allowed SA to develop scientifically
Stopped communism ruining SA
>in the middle of fucking no where.
What has that got to do with the size? We're about 70th in the world for population. Not that big, but not that small either. Bigger than the UK for one.
You didn't know that?
Seriously, just take a look. NZ really isn't that small at all
Compared to the 4th largest country in the world, yeah. Your point?
But sure, as long as you disregard the very north that's a pretty fair comparison. NZ isn't that small in terms of area.
Nice map, according to that Greenland is 3x the size of Australia
do you know what 3x even means you kangaroo fucking cunt? i think you meant 1/3 of australia you stupid shit, nice education you got down there. fucking third world country ass niggas
>for every 4 seconds of map you get 10 seconds of him
>we get through because of rain
>the final is rained out as well
>we win because we came first in the group stages
Every country in the world (other than 2) can look big or small if you selectively compare them to a bigger/smaller country. What really matters is the overall rank. We're at about 75 out of 250. That puts us in the 70th percentile. Not too big, not too small. How about we drop this fucking retarded discussion?
He said according to the Mercator map Green is 3 times the size of Australia, then he posted a picture of the actual size of Greenland. It's fucking amazing how Americans can even function with this level of idiocy.
Don't understand how people watch and like that type of person on YT.
Ladies, gentleman and Indians
I give you, >American education
they should just jerk off on a giant donut and whoever finishes last loses the world cup and they have to eat the donut
>auscucks trying to tell murricans what to do, ever
>These are 10/10s in britbongistan
I'm sorry, but did the Black Caps already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's not even dinner break. Does being BTFO by SA in the first innings count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? The Black Caps are still playing right now and they have been the best team in the CWC for how many weeks now? They're playing one of the worst teams in the CWC semis who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of playing in a meme ground. But you know what? They still fucking suck. The Black Caps are one of the best fucking teams in the CWC, they went unbeaten so far and would of BTFO South Africa if the the fielders didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Black Caps wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, ABDV nearly got out thanks to Kane dropping him, just like the Jets did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Black Caps topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
>the north island.
well thats your problem. nothing exists below the bombay hills. I went to Christchurch once. Everyone had crossed eyes, deformed limbs and preached the gospel of Kyle Chapman. I learnt never to go that south again unless its i am visiting Queenstown.
I live nowhere near Michigan but my friend's ex looked like that and she apparently could fuck better than anything. My GF is a solid 7 but a fucking goddess in the sack and she makes a mean meal. Fuck hot bitches, they can't do shit other than look good.
you can't claim to be south african again now that england are shit kevin
I know everything about cricket, no seriously, I mean there is not one thing I don't know about it, the history, the players, the grounds, countries and rules. I can't even begin to tell you how many people I have pwned in my 10 years on /sp/ but let me tell you it's a lot, a hell of a lot. For all intensive purposes I should just hold back some of this mountain of knowledge I possess, my mind is just a powerhouse of cricket facts and figures, but what can I say I like to educate my fellow /sp/artans, surely you've all seen me relentlessly push /cric/ on /sp/ for years now and seen my superior knowledge of the game and seen my sharp wit and clever use of greentxt at play. Surely you have seen me post picture after picture of stats and facts that prove how GOAT Turkey, Istanbul, cricket and myself are, an it's all been for you fellow brothers, I know you all respect me an have huge amounts of admiration for me and my posting abilities, as a great man once said, I'm responsible for 90% of sports posts on /sp/, well I said it but you know it's true anyway. I'd just like you also to know I'd appreciate it if you asked my permission when starting a thread about cricket, Olympics, any German/Turkish generals or anything really, to be safe just run everything though me as I am the man around here, Please could you also tell all the new trips that I am the example they must live up to an to follow my lead of informative and interesting posting skills, well I'm off to play some WoW
>we also wouldn't be getting BTFO by south africa in a world cup game on home soil
>literally the only other time the world cup was held in Australia
>got btfo by south Africa
>getting btfo at home by south Africa
>getting btfo at home in a world cup game by south africa
>the former Yugoslavian republic of you
>LE FUCK OFF WANKER CUNT XDXD ALL US AUSSIES ARE BOGANS WHO SWEAR AND SAY CUNT AND WANKER A LOT XDXD LOOK AT ME AMERICANS LOOKS AT HOW TOUGH AND ABRASIVE I AM YEAH FUCK CUNT WANKER CUNT WANKER CUNT WANKER FUCK WE'RE FULL CUNT GRAB A VB MOYT XDXD LE CUNT HAVE A VB MOYT WANKER CUNT FUCKEN ASIAN SLOPE EYE CUNTS SHOULD FCUK OFF AND HAVE A VB WHILE FUCKING OFF CUNT AY AY LE CHEEKY XDXD CHEEKY CUNT JUST DID SOMETHING FUCKEN CHEEKY CUNT AY AY CUNT FUCK ME DEAD CUNT WANKERS NEED TO GET DRUNK 24/7 TO BE AN AUSSIE MOYT FUCK I WORK HARD AS A BRICKY NOW I GOT A HARD EARNED THIRST FOR GLASSING CUNTS XDXD
>Aussies copying based England by getting a Muslim spinner
How common is it for Kiwis to use the setup in pic related for their bathrooms?
I went to visit some relatives in New Zeland, and got to stay in their house. They lived in a pretty small city, and had to do this because of something that had to do with their city sewage treatment.
Essentially, you had to throw the used TP in a separate bin, and then also scoop the turds back up and put them in yet another separate bin.
I've experienced the TP thing in hotels in Argentina, Britain, Spain and Greece, but the scoop thing came as a complete shock and I thought they were joking.
Could some Kiwi shed some light on this? How prevalent is it?
>Middle of the night
>Need to use toilet
>Don't want to wake anyone
>Open bedroom window
>Pee and shit out of window
>Sometimes when I finish I look up to see my neighbour staring out of his window at me
>Quickly jump off windowsill
>Hide behind curtain
>Wait for ten minutes behind curtain
>Peek around to see if neighbour is still looking
>All clear, quickly close my window
>Wipe my buttocks on curtain
>Next morning when everyone is out of the house, I boil some water in the kettle and pour it on my shit-stained curtains
>It doesn’t stop the mould from growing around my window and giving me the sniffles
>been around for 100,000+ years
>completely feral for 90%+ of that time
>initial peak of civilization followed by centuries-long Middle(see "dark")Age
>still stuck on Earth after 3 centuries of industrialism
>still stuck on Earth after 5-6 decades of digital technology (that we gifted to you)
>still stuck on Earth after 5 decades of "space" exploration (>upper atmosphere >space)
>no technological singularity
>They don't even know what "dark energy" is.
>They don't even know what "dark matter" is. (orsonwelles.jpg)
>recycle less than 100% of their refuse
>no post-scarcity economy
>pervasive social bigotry
>pervasive mysticism (less than 10% fedoras, AHAHAHAHA)
>still dependent on fossil fuels
>fossil fuels controlled by creationist dunecoon mystics
>polluting your ecosystem out of existence
>socio-political equilibrium maintained solely by crude nuclear weaponry
>let Slavs have nuclear weapons
>projectile weapons still produce injury, even fatalities (literally how?)
>no impressive bioweapons
>no impressive cyberweapons
>no biological modifications to speak of
>have the technology for cloning but afraid to use it because of mysticism (you can't make this shit up!)
>2nd most advanced species on own planet (see: Cameron's Abyss. He's the only one of your species worth a shit. Kubrick doesn't count, because 2001 was entirely a telepathic plant by us. It was actually a hit reality show here, "Expose the Savages to Our Primitive Art")
>can't even solve Hodge Conjecture
>can't even solve Riemann hypothesis
>fantasize about maybe some day exploring the galaxy. Not the universe, just the galaxy.
Top kek, your species is complete shit.
PS: I slipped your mother my Ayylien D while she was strapped to the exam table.
>my face when australians call cells "mobile phones"
>my face when australians call chilly bins "eskys"
>my face when australians call a bach a "shack"
>my face when australians call a dairy a "milk bar"
>my face when australians call a duvet a "doona"
>my face when australians call jandals "thongs"
>my face when australians call sarnies "sangas"
>my face when australians call candy floss "fairy floss"
>my face when australians call cold poles "icy poles"
>my face when australians call a cattle stop a "cattle grid"
>my face when australians call a judder bar a "speed hump"
>my face when australians call a drinking fountain a "bubbler"
>my face when australians call no exit "no through road"
>my face when australians call togs "budgie smugglers"
>my face when australians call Twink "Liquid Paper"
>my face when australians call vivid "Texta"
>my face when australians call bushwalking "hiking"
>my face when australians call scroggin "trail mix"
>my face when australians call a pottle of yoghurt a "tub"
>my face when australians call Burger King "Hungry Jacks"
>my face when australians call New Zealand's west island "Australia"
>my face when australians think Vegemite is better than superior Marmite
>my face when australians think Pavlova is theirs when its actually New Zealand's
>my face when australians rob service stations with boomerangs
>my face when australians have ciggy butt brain
>my face when australians can't trust each other with lighters because they're always pocketing each others lighters
BLACKCAPS @BLACKCAPS 2m2 minutes ago
The rain has stopped at Eden Park. No action from the groundsmen yet. A few of the punters are returning to the uncovered seats. #nzvsa ^PT
How many runs did we shave off with our weather machine lads
I saw Phil Huges at a grocery store in Sydney two years back. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Moro bars in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
I don't understand why he was so popular.
>implying i give a shit about irrelevent english trips and there shit backstories
All aussies are american cucks or descendants of them anyway.
There were literally thousands upon thousands of Australian war brides taken by yanks when you lot were sweating your balls off and dying in the jungles of Papua new guinea
your nan literally couldn't get enough seppo cock
post yfw saffers score 200 runs in the last 10 overs
fuck yes it is google it
>One of the largest and best documented war bride phenomenons is American soldiers marrying German "Fräuleins" after World War II. By 1949, over 20,000 German war brides had emigrated to the US. Furthermore, it is estimated that there are "... 15,000 Australian women who married American servicemen based in Australia during World War II and moved to the US to be with their husbands".
I put on an accent and a UK flag on my luggage traveling in the middle east and got recruited into ISIS shit was cash we danced to nasheeds and shit
anyone excited for the English domestic season this year?
based somerset have managed to acquire abdur rehman, gayle, Anderson and sohail tanvir (we also kept hold of our players except compton and brought in jim Allenby)
Baby, take off your covers..real slow
Baby, take off your shoes...here, I'll take your shoes
Baby, take off your dress
Yes, yes, yes
You can leave the covers on
You can leave the covers on
You can leave the covers on
>tfw the covers come on at your jugger game
it's really hard to get into a flow with the pauses and stoppages of play
I'm a real free running jugger player, sometimes my gf even comes and watches me say. She always jokes that I'm a real Jugger Plugger when we have sex, I always laugh and smile and look her in the eyes and say, thanks hun, you've got some pretty good jug skills, too. And we laugh and cuddle
But really, nothing worse than covers on when you're playing the Jacksonville Jugglers, real intense, offense focused jugger team. I just like to keep that flow going