This is a thread dedicated to balding footballers to help me feel better about my own balding.
If you know any balding footballers, please contribute.
This is accurate to what my hair looks like currently.
Do not grow your hair long if you're balding or you'll look like this
He's gonna look terrible with his babby face and bald head in a few years
Ivanovic is at that ''just fucking shave it all off'' stage
He's a mong anyway so maybe it'll improve his appearance
It doesn't get any worse than this. Shave it off already.
>only 22 years old
>dyed blue hair
>have large bald spot on my head
>right in the middle
>people make fun of me all the time
>sitting in a class the other week
>sitting in the middle row, the seats go back and up like in a cinema
>feel something on my head
>hear laughter behind me
>grab my head
>feel some paper
>look at what is in my hands
>2 paper boats and a paper whale
>turn to the people laughing
>one of them says ''sorry man I couldn't resist' and shows me his phone
>he put the paper boats on my head and took a picture with the caption ''the whirlpool is sucking them in'' joking that my blue hair is the sea and the bald spot is a whirlpool
>get mad as fuck and leave
>run home and shaved all my hair off
>the next time that guy saw me he said ''Did a meteorite hit you and cause the sea to evaporate'' then started laughing
I just want to look young again
im not balding but your story makes me fucking feel.
He used to have such a full head of hair, it went by so fast
>mfw my father is completely bald
>mfw his father is completely bald
>mfw his brother is completely bald
>mfw no one on my mums side of the family lost any hair
>mfw when I kept all my hair
Reminder that you can buy propecia and minoxidil and use them until your mid 30s.
You have to admire his optimism
I have a similar hairline to Neuer. I thought it was receding when I was 21, but now I'm in my late 20s and it's exactly the same. Some people just have high hairlines. If you get a bald spot on the top of your head you should probably be worried though.
>started going bald when I was 18
>started shaving my head by 22
>now rocking the Tim Howard look, beard and all
>walking home a couple of months ago
>guy pulls up in a car and starts talking to me
>stop and start chatting
>some short bald motherfucker with a beard
>clock that he's a gay guy trying to chat me up
>he asks me to go for a drink but I say I have to get home
>give him my number anyway because I feel bad about rejecting someone
>don't reply to his messages
>friends all laughing at me ever since because the gay guy thought I was a "bear"
You should embrace the baldness Like Alan Cork
Alan Cork on the left was 34
Adam Brody on the right is 35
Take it from a guy who lost it at 23 and tried to hang on. The only option is to buzz it off and keep a very well groomed beard. Also, stylish eye glasses can help take some focus off of your chrome dome. It also helps if you're already an attractive man.
Is there a more based footballer than Pirlo?
That may be true, but I feel like as long as you can take a full head of hair into your 30s you've done pretty well. By that point you're past your physical prime anyway so less reason to give a fuck. If it really is an issue and you look shitty with a shaved head, there's always hair transplants
you're fucked unless you're rich
makes me wonder why rooney's transplant looks like shit
nah, he looked like athelstan when he was a monk
anyone else feel a tingling sensation on their scalp whenever you see a pic like this? it's like balding is contagious. i never look at pictures like this for longer than a few seconds out of fear to lose my hair.
>tfw have hair and beard like this guy, colour and shape + blue eyes
>tfw I won at genetics lottery
>tfw lost in life lottery (poor country)
>gf playing with my hair
>"it's getting a bit thing up top, you're going to be bald by 23 at this rate"
>sit up and say "WHAT? ARE YOU SERIOUS?"
>"jeez I was only joking babe chill out lol"
paniced hard tbh, feel bad for you guys
told her I would commit suicide if I woke up short or balding
This is so fucking painful. Either tie your fucking hair or cut it short, please don't hang around with that shit.
You guys understand that high hairline != receding hairline != balding, right?
You can't all be this retarded. I'm fortunate enough to have thick hair with a good hairline, but even if I was "balding" as you cucks insist on saying inaccurately, I wouldn't give a fuck
Hair isn't nearly as important for men as it is for women, and is even less important for athletes who are 1. rich and 2. typically in good shape
nice try bladfag, stop deluding yourself and remove your "genes" from circulation. take a nap on a railroad track so you cant have an open casket and make people endure your disgusting balding even in death
is Palacio hated in Argentina? I hate this piece of shit because he missed 2 match balls on WC
>Everyone on my dad's side took full heads of silver hair to their deathbeds
>Everyone on my mum's side was completely bald by 35
No signs so far
>I'm fortunate enough to have thick hair with a good hairline
So do I but I shave it all off anyway. I've got a friend who's been bald since he was about 21 (he was balding fast as fuck but he would still have a horseshoe though he insists on shaving all of it) and he's devastated he's got no hair and I just can't understand it. It works simply really, no one gets a raw deal
>Good thick hair/good hairline = Shitty facial hair
>Thinning hair/receding hairline = Good facial hair
Look up anyone you want and you'll see it's true. The only ones it doesn't look true with are people with long as fuck hair and a good beard but if you see them without the long hair or the long hair pulled back you see how receding they are.
another reason why messi is GOAT.
His hairline is on another level compared to us balding young'uns
There's always someone that gets more and far better pussy, than you; there's always someone that looks way better than you; there's always someone with more stuff than you. You will feel inferior at some point, that is if you allocate value to those things.
>tfw I saw a picture of myself as a kid and noticed that my hairline wasn't much better back then
>start balding at the age of 21
>lose all confidence
>stop attending classes
>spend all my time on the internet
>get kicked out of university after failing my exams
>have to move back into my mum's house in liverpool
>room has been rented out so have to live in the basement
>try to reconnect with friends from home but they've all moved away after uni and/or got gfs
>stop playing sports as my friends are all busy and i'm not confident enough to play on my own
>gain about 4 stone in 6 months
>enjoy the banter
>liverpool do really well last season
>things are looking up for me
>we let it slip
>can't handle the banter anymore
>can't watch football anymore
>leave /sp/ all together
>go to /a/
>get into anime
>my favourite is Sparkle Space Fighters Brigade VI
>seek revenge on /sp/ for making me the way I am
>become the mod of /sp/
Gerrard may be a slipping choker but he has one of the most elite hairlines in sports
Lahm is also getting that Klinsmann baldspot at the back of his head and in the front where his hairline is. Noticed this when Germany was playing the US at the world cup and it was raining so everyone's hair was thin
slightly balded m8 here (27 years)
i think it is all about your personality and some critheria when choosing your haircut. Paletta is awful, but if you have style you'll have chicks all around no matter how bald you are
>tfw my hairline is starting to recede (although it's nowhere near bad compared to others)
>tfw have alopecia and some 3 baldspots at the back of my head which is barely made unnoticeable through my hair covering most of it.
You faggots don't know my feels
If you're balding and you got the dosh, why dont you just get the surgery Wayne Rooney got? That shit is like guaranteed you'll get your hair back as they pretty much put it back on you hair by hair.
Sure its probably painful, but its worth it
>tfw full set of hair
>tfw people compliment it all the time
Bradley is one of the few players who looked better bald than when he had a full head of hair. He's pretty good looking too and has a nice jaw so the baldness complements it well.
> you will never look like this
As long as Donald Trump looks the way he does you know there's no hope for baldies. If a multi billionaire chooses a ludicrous comb over instead of any treatment then the average bald joe has no chance.
nah, he looked better with hair, I can't imagine Howard with hair though
Doesn't matter if you have style
>dyed blue hair
Let's brainstorm guys, maybe we'll figure out where did he go wrong
it's the most 'trusted', though that may not mean much and you will 'shed' hair that will take months to grow back, so you'll be noticeably balder. i guess it depends if you're okay with wearing a beanie for a few months. maybe get some in winter
Every good team needs a baldy
Some players suit no hair, its like a developmental stage of not giving a fuck and shows balls and character,
Fuckers like Chamakh and comb over the back Soldado are laughable though
Grey. But White is the best