TEN:Titans see Mettenberger as 'poor man's Brady'
CLE:Report: Johnny Manziel released from rehab
MIA:Fins sign Pouncey to 5-year, $52M extension
NYJ:Jets will pick up Coples' fifth-year option
OAK:Raiders expected to use Helu as a role player
NO:Saints sign ex-Cowboys DE Anthony Spencer
PIT:Troy Polamalu decides to hang up his cleats
CLG:Report: Bucs owners may be wary of Winston
SEA:Michael Bennett says he didn't request trade
CAR:Peanut heads to Panthers on one-year contract
IND:Colts exercise Luck's $16.155M 2016 option
FA:Free agent Nicks: My career isn't 'finished'
TB: Rob Jaworski says mariota to be taken by the bucs as a lock
JAC: Greg jennings visiting Jacksonville today
tfw out of the top 10 finally
guys who I want to make it at 11
nah nigga, not at 11 please trade back picks
>collins(both of em)
thats not what your mother said last night sonny
the pats will play the jets in the season opener just to fuck with the jets for woody comments and having to make jets watch revis get his super bowl ring
fucking watch it will happen
>boy am i glad that the new england patriots won the super bowl
Friendly reminder: IF you're team isn't in the top 15 they're irrelevant you you need to stop acting like they matter.
Bow down to the elite top 5.
>New England Patriots
>Super Bowl wins: 40
Super Bowl losses: 20
>mfw Chiefs are 15 and are considered relevant
Feels good man.
I would put Steelers over Cowgirls anyday too.
you didn't contribute anything beyond being a consumer, anon
it's a lot like when an alcoholic redneck claims whites are the best race, despite the fact they didn't invent shit or contribute to society as an individual
"For the 8th pick of the draft, the Atlanta Falcons select....
Alvin Dupree, Kentucky."
Dude's raw as fuck but with coaching he'll be the pest pass rusher in the draft.
As a guy that only watch NFL (not enough time to spend on college and draft and shit), could you guys explain to me why some teams prefer to recruit the "best" prospects (no matter their position) instead of ones that would be useful for the team ?
For the first time i can almost understand that feel but i still have a little hope...
By all means, go ahead.
If it'll cheer you up, I mean.
super stacked teams with no real holes to fill can take the best player available for the future/depth
teams with lots of holes can take the best available to plug a hole
teams in the middle sometimes try to draft for a need so they can try to improve
some teams are just a train wreck and seem to have too many cooks in the kitchen
The extremely large WHY under QB and the implosion of the offensive line due to injuries and lack of depth is what held them back last year. They have surprisingly good talent at some positions.
>HIGH QUALITY IMAGE
also who put the "limits" thing on the template? that's kind of dumb since several teams are significantly above or below average as a team when it comes to talent.
>tfw still not fully on board and understand the ridley signing
he good but he just another irovy
The best thing about being me; There are so many "me"s.
One has injury problems and the other has the fumblies and is coming off of a torn ACL, probably (rightly) figure they're going to need more than one to make it all the way through the season, especially with >Geno.
>it's because it's Cleveland
Don't forget that they never gave any of the guys from 1999-on a good supporting cast. The OL was shitty and injury prone for years. Bentley was supposed to be a GOAT Center, but his career ended before he got a chance to hit the field. Not to mention the revolving door of coaches and Butch Davis turning his draft into a literal list of players he couldn't recruit to the U.
it's been falling off steadily ever since the stricter moderation started
why come on 4chan when it's just a smaller, less socially acceptable sub-reddit?
Good things don't happen in Cleveland
He's a pretty great as a short catch and YAC guy. Extremely agile and accelerates fast in short spaces.
I worry that the injury slowed him down though.
These are NFL top gunslingers in the NFL.
Which of these QBs you trust the most to complete a dragon?
Luck > Flacco > Manning > Rodgers > Romo > Brady
Luck will get picked 1 in 6 times
Flacco counts on PI
Manning during reg season is ok, playoffs it'll be an int
Rodgers is a safe pick
Romo will throw it and it'll be ruled incomplete
Brady will throw a screen
>2 SB losses = 1 SB win
I wish this meme would stop
>you can get more points from having the best win ratio than you can get from winning THREE owls
now that's just fucking stupid
>PRORATING THE POINTS FOR EACH TEAM TO SPAN ACROSS THE ENTIRE SUPER BOWL ERA
that just makes me fucking mad. why are you using volume stats in the first place then when what you're clearly looking for is not volume, but density? FUCK that's retarded.
thats not a tackle he basically got tripped, his foot was against the right og or ot and wilkerson basically pushed him and tripped him over it, not really a 'he knocked this nigga down with one hand'
Jason Kelce to the Chiefs when?
>Rob Jaworski says mariota to be taken by the bucs as a lock
lol winston crab leg fags btfo, mariotta is the future of the nfl he's colin kapernick but without the faggotry and faster
trappin in general refers to the act of selling drugs
a trap is a place where drugs are sold
a trap house is a house that is somehow related to drugs being sold
haven't you ever heard a rap song in your life grandpa?
Get with the times faggot
if you aren't listening to rap, watching Kevin Hart movies and jerking off to nothing but BBC cuckold porn exclusively you are a disgusting racist that's still living in the segregation era and should grow up and move on to the modern era of racial unity and harmony.
> in the 1st round
Well, your front office is meddling, your players are all in trouble with the law, your organization threw out the first promising QB you had in years for a meme, and generally your guys are just being the Browns.
harbaww being triggered by stats
I luh you lil nigga
how long untill everybody on the eagles is 6'3+
i'm loving this remove manlet campaign by chip
sproles is the only special exception
>mfw people though lesean and desean were cut for being black and not for being midgets
why do packers faggots like kuhn so much?
im pretty sure i haven't seen anything special from him or atleast no webms on here or when >my team faced the packers
so whats with the meme
and what the fuck is up with this caption i was high as fuck the other day and it said pick the picture that matches the one on the top, all the fucking pictures were different, the top had a pink cake and the rest were all a different color/ design. apparently i had to click every cake or some shit but that had me confused for a good 20 minutes
My ideal Vikings draft...too bad it will never shake out like this
90% of all customers are annoying. Demanding a service their way all the time?
Have you never worked in retail?
Having dealt pot off and on, getting to choose your own customers is the only bad part about it. I lost so much business just 'cause I didn't like a customer.
In my real job, I can't just do that. Yeah, I tell the occasional customer to fuck off, but if I did that like I did when I was dealing pot, I'd be fired.
Yeah there are a lot of people who started it after high school or during college maybe in the 25-30 range who are completely socially acceptable cannabis users.
But that dude said he was selling to people in a college town where the clientelle would be significantly more insufferable
>dude I started smoking weed 3 months ago leagaloze it lmao
He's basically being paid a million dollars to be a really good blocker. That's mostly all fullbacks are used for now. Which is dumb but at least Green Bay gives Khun the ball sometimes
Anthony Sherman should really get the ball more
How I deal with costumers
> Either buy or get lost
> They look dumbfounded
> Still buy anyway
I hate hipsters and fake niggas with a passion.
COLTS SB 50! Come to me, #1 seed.
I LOVE Alvin Dupree. He's the future face of the industry. Who else loves Alvin?
nobody was talking about this anymore except you, drop it nigga
You know what I love?
[spoiler]Not having a crippling disease.[/spoiler]
>On February 27, Kelce agreed to a six-year, $37.5 million contract extension, with $13 million guaranteed
He got that contract AFTER Kelly came to Philly. Trust me, he ain't going anywhere,
>Packers resign Kuhn-sama
I agree with our fine half gook scandi friend
if it's gonna salvage half your season, mollify the fans to the point they dont burn down the stadium like they should
then yeah, it's worth the money. and it isn't a lot in the scheme of things.
but yeah it's a lot of money for backup. but thats what happens when your QB is a big question mark. gotta hedge your bets.
but it does not really matter for the Browns since they're not even at the cap floor for the next 2 seasons yet and they have no good players whose contract runs out before that.
Textbook definition of a meme player, but I love him to death!
This was a weird fucking mock.
I know Chip would never take Peters but the value in the 2nd was too good, and the amount of value in the 7th was ridiculous. Tony Lippett and Ladarius Gunter were both available there as well.
Is Hasselbeck worth trading at this point?
>Why does god clearly favor the number 12?
nobody wants to do connected season because you can't have a league of 32 people playing as the Seahawks
Also nobody wants to play with 12 year old 12s that quit if they're down in the second quarter
>Gurley is my draftfu, but I know most of you aren't as high on him and he's never gonna drop past the Chargers and Cardinals
>Ozzie will never in a million years draft offensive players in the first three rounds
>I don't know shit about any prospects after round 3ish
>wish I could have gotten an edge rushing olb in there
>I used fanspeak's draft board, but is one of the others better?
>does anyone have the template for>>57944131? 3-4 is preferable, but I can alter the 4-3 one myself with based mspaint if that's all you have
He'll be a patriot
It's different, but I like this one better
Use the same colors
I always thought it was weird that people say that as if it's a knock on his game.
DBs had to commit PI on Torrey because they knew if they didn't they were gonna get burned for touchdowns. He is too fast and Flacco's deep ball is too good.
>not even 2WR-RB-TE-FB or 2WR-RB-2TE
I'll bet you think nickel coverage is going to replace standard as the default defensive scheme too.
>inb4 b-but muh gimmicky spread offenses
meme scheme, will die down in a few years
How's middle school faggot
Oakland was the greatest NFL franchise up until 2002, and thats why the Raiders and our fans get so much shit. Its like the Yankees now that they suck people are going HAM talking shit about New York
>mfw the Raiders have been terrible these last 10 years and still more playoff wins than the queefs
>mfw pats fans are so mad, the next four posts all tag this same post about getting btfo last season.
herp derp, how could a chiefs fan possibly hate another team outside of their division. That's sure to never happen, herp derp.
Jesus christ, it doesn't have to be a rival for me to dislike another team, fuck off with thinking I'm milehigh.
>62 seconds after MH's version and it's a perfect edit with no erased route lines or other defects that would be apparent in an edit that quick and you even changed the formation
it's pretty fucking obvious
thanks krabs you are a pretty cool guy as well
also I want the jest to do well just because they have two of my favorite receivers (BDD and Marshall). Hopefully Geno or Fitz will do well.
tfw was happy getting a wake up call @KC made us get our shit together and win the owl tybs
fine I did one
the blanks are positions that I don't know who will be playing yet
also FS is Darrian Stewart and he could be complete dogshit to above-average
Our base set will likely be a fullback but I don't know who will be FB yet so I did 2TE
Daily reminder that with a draft like this the Browns will win the Owl in their new ebik maymay jerseys with Johnny "THE GOAT" Manziel leading the charge.
you cry about it while preserving the jersey forever to keep the memories
>tfw still have a ball that he threw into the stands from 2010
>mfw i Mossed the shit out of some short white people to get it
i miss that fast little nigger, Sproles isn't fast enough
I guess at least there's something
This 'Farmer is shit' meme is quite stale
Apart from Gilbert and Manziel pretty much all his moves so far have been quite solid.
And I'm not ready to give up on Gilbert either, first year CBs always have it hard. Manziel was most likely an owner decision.
Nigger, fucking please. I go to UC and absolutely hate tOSwho. But I'm not going to pass up a guy who can be a good NFL TE because of where he played college.
I will slit my fucking wrist if I hear one more caller on 850 say they want to Fail for Cardale.
Will Brady get his 5th?
>Crow = Pretty good
>T-west = Solid
>Bitonio = Based
>Kirksey = BASED AS HELL
>Scott Solomon = Solid
>Desir = meh
>Shaw = Solid
Really outside of the first round Farmer killed it and he absolute MURDERED it on the UDFA side of things
But he had 17 catches ALL YEAR, how in the world do you evaluate him as a 4th round talent unless you have some tOSU bias?
There is a shit storm on 850 right now about them taking people's opinions on supposed leaked photos.
The orange ones apparently showed up at Polaris (mall) in Columbus and lasted about 20 minutes until they took them down and back to the back of the store. People are speculating they're the real deal and the Browns told them they can't sell them yet.
As long as brown on brown is our night game alternate I'll be happy. Looks like they're gonna be these ones though
>But he had 17 catches ALL YEAR, how in the world do you evaluate him as a 4th round talent unless you have some tOSU bias?
He also missed 5 games last year, you dolt.
Mel "My Hair Still Looks Absolutely Fabulous After All These Years, Faggots" Kiper Jr. has him as his 3rd best TE in the draft.
He's also a 6'5" guy who ran a 4.8
Because they're not named after a color?
Exactly, so he's injury prone and even in his BEST year he had only 26 receptions in a pretty soft BIG 10. I'd rather have O'leary, Jesse James, and Kroft all before him for a myriad of different reasons
>conforming to your specific point of view
>voice of reason
Why is the sheriff in a giants uniform? He's a bronco
I just wanna point out this Mock had Jaemis fall to 10, Kevin white available at 12 and Maxx Williams in the 3rd but I passed on them because there's no chance that actually happens
With the first pick in the draft, the buccaneers select.....
Just wondering because I've never seen Jameis NOT taken early [1 or 2] with Fanspeak.
CBS is pretty wonky, from my experience. I think Fanspeak is the best, tbh. Try Bleacherreport, if you want.
What does Brown mean then except for the colour and an alternative way to say nigger ?
>mfw an americuck was trying to banter near me
bullshit they were only in it for their own interests, primarily to hurt britain. we knew that going in, which is why we were not allies of compassion but rather allies of mutual benefit. it's not like the french were always cooperative either, have you never heard of admiral charles "fuck this coordinated attack im going back all of a sudden good luck by yourself" d'estaing?
that nicey-nice bullshit all stopped though when we got word that the french wanted the land between the 13 colonies and the mississippi, and wouldn't let us get fishing rights off of newfoundland, so that's why we decided to deal with the british without france's input when it came time to make a peace treaty.
we could've been able to repair our relationship after that, but they got pissed during their revolution when we stayed neutral because we were too weak to intervene, and because we signed a treaty with britain that said that british troops would back the fuck off our borders if we agreed to pay back some debt we "owed" britain from before our revolution.
hell, we even tried to make an effort at repairing our relationship after this and sent a delegation to france, but they flat-out refused to even talk to us unless we gave them a ton in bribe money, which we obviously both were appalled by and also couldnt even afford.
don't assume you know shit all about OUR history just because not all of us know shit about yours.
>What does Brown mean then except for the colour and an alternative way to say nigger ?
Aren't you a racist one.
Team's first coach was Paul Brown.
He later also started the Cincinnati Bengals, whose stadium is named after him.
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'cause you don't have any.
Browns, Titans, and the Giants? That's something to brag about.
cause art modell bought the browns and jim brown liked art more than paul brown, paul got pissed, and then art fired him
so paul brown made the bengals, and later art modell moved the browns to baltimore. would not be surprised if the re-branding had a lot to do with disassociating himself from paul brown as much as possible.
Okay mr. post season, i guess you'll be there this year, right?
eh you're welcome, I studied american history for a while but I honestly don't know much about most other countries' histories, finland being one of them. you guys hate russia and had an awesome sniper guy though right?
So, I live in CT and see a lot of this. For instance, a few houses over from this truck, I see another with a Yankees and Patriots sticker on it. At work I saw a kid wear a Bruins hoodie one day, then a Giants hoodie the next day. Is it considered bandwagoning if you live in a state like CT where you kind of don't technically have a 'local' team?
I'm alittle confused why some of these posts get the axe from mods?
Look at ESPN, Everything is so PC nowadays, truth isn't always pretty and clean. If people can't express their opinions here they will surely find somewhere they can. Guess it's just the way she goes.
>back to back winning seasons with new coach and qb
>good depth, great running backs, new wr's, great rookies from last year
>new rookies for this year to build on
Absolutely no reason in hell we aren't playoff bound.
What's the 3-13 Jags got for us this season?
About that, what are the chances for the Chiefs to get A FUCKING DECENT O-LINE this year ?
New center, so we'll see what happens.
Still haven't heard what your team has improved on yet.
Yeah I assume that's when you started watching the Chiefs is when they went on that 9/0 run.
Jags won't be scum underneath Pey Pey's boots this year. Like the Chiefs. Every year you fucks shitpost for hours on end "CHIEFS IN DA PLAYOFFS! CHIEFS WON DA WEST! CHIEFS IN DA OWL!" It's tiresome. It really is. How is one fanbase so fucking obnoxious? You "fans" and your "LE ELITE CHECKDOWN QB" quarterback put the Seahawks to shame.
just me, chill fam. I post a lot before I get off work, then y'all just gotta wait for more chiefing the next day.
Well, I personally root for the Colts, but mainly because my dad was since he was a kid. His dad brought him back a football from Baltimore when he was younger, so he started watching football and chose the Colts. Stuck with them through everything, and sadly passed away the season they went on to win the Owl in 06-07. I think he enjoyed the sport in general, but that was his team. So, I kind of have a personal reason, despite living in CT. I've seen fans of literally every single team here, though.
Nah, nigga. I got baby pictures of me in chiefs gear. I'm local. And, also. Rock Chalk.
I'd like to be in a position where I can claim this is the case because SoCal has no NFL team... but despite that we are still the bandwagoning capital of the nation in all sports. outside of LA/Orange counties I see just as much yankees support as I do dodgers or angels, and more than padres even in san diego county. nobody cares about hockey except the year after the kings or ducks win, and lakers/clippers/celtics/spurs/heat/bulls love is everywhere (lakers obviously far outclassing the others)
when it comes to football though you'd think that most people would pick a californian team, and there are some, but the cowboys, packers, steelers, and patriots have just as many fans as the raiders and more than the chargers and 49ers. you'll get crucified if you aren't a USC fan though, not even UCLA is much welcome.
so really, it's actually refreshing sometimes to hear about areas where 95+% of people root for the same set of teams. those areas feel a common bond of friendship, while here it's more of a microcosm of the nation as a whole. makes for great banter development, but not much in the way of comraderie.
Yeah there's nothing wrong with that. Or even picking multiple teams from random cities but just picking the most successful teams in each sport and being a "fan" of them is pretty disgusting. My general rule is if there's no team within two to three hour of where you live basically any team is fair game for you to pick from
Yeah because it's hard to throw interceptions when you only throw passes two feet in front of you. How could you be elite if you don't take any fucking risks? There's a difference between being over-conservative and being elite.
Oh yeah, I've lived all over the state and there is so many packers fans. SB32 was especially fun for me because of that. The biggest teams I'd say are Packers, Chiefs, Broncos, and Vikings.
West Nebraska is pretty much Broncos fans though.
This is the reason it is so sad and delusional
Raiders fans desperately holding onto the past thinking their "Great Franchise" will turn thinks around but Nope Sorry it's just a laughing stock now.
The tuck rule must of really hurt, it was bullshit but maybe it's what you dummies needed. So keep posting the Great White Hope Carr because he is going to fail, of course and we will all be here laughing.
>Bo knows I was at the Raiders Eagles SB and they will never be there again.
I always like seeing Huskers do good in the pros. If the Broncos aren't impacted by the game at all, I always want whatever team Suh is on to win.
>tfw suh will never have a 100 yd int return for a TD in the super bowl and win SBMVP
>tfw Ahman Green playing on the Packers
Those were some good years.
A defensive tackle nearly won us a conference championship
if it wasn't for that bastard move by the Big 12 refs.
If we had any offense in 2009 we would have won the natty that year, that defense was just 2spooky
>Brandon Jackson making a 14 yard catch in XLV
Fucking hell. That game, man. Time ran out, we won. They should not have been able to put any time back on the clock, there was no change of possession.
Should be a record breaking year for jersey sales
It's sad what has happened to the Browns, but I would like to see them win. Changing the unis is just a terrible marketing scheme that won't do anything to actually help the franchise.
>mfw he is still booty blasted at Irsay for cutting him
>mfw when he retires following the season he says "I want to be remembered as a member of the Denver Broncos"
>mfw we cuck the colts out of a HoF QB again
>mfw that game happened
I was watching that game with my brother, and when you didn't go for it on 4th and Goal the second time, I remember him saying "this is going to bite them in the ass hard isn't it"
Jameis will be arrested but never charged
Which team will win the Owl next season?
>Considering Joe Mays a professional player
How the fuck has this guy made it through like 8 years in the NFL? He was another disappointing Andy Reid guy, what other teams has he been on?
They will have a top 5 defense
The offensive line is going to open huge holes for the RB's
Palmer won't get injured when throwing long bombs to brown
>a man can dream
Why didn't they win in 2004.. or 2000 when they lost the Super Bowl?
The giants every 4 years meme is so shitty. Giantfags just live in the past now, pretty hilarious
Try making the playoffs first
Oh, so Reid brought another ol' buddy with him? His crony system is like Affirmative Action, it doesn't matter how well qualified you are, Reid will take a poor quality guy he knows before you anyway.
While the other teams have been making silly roster moves, the Browns have taken major steps in overhauling the losing tradition:
1) New team colors! The oranges are oraangier than ever before! Browner browns too!
2) trying to acquire Larry Fitzgerald!
3) trying to trade up to draft Mariota!
4) Manziel out of rehab!
Look out NFL --- there's a new winner in town!
Caring about a one letter mistake I didn't notice after re-wording a mistake.
>implying cities can breed
>forgetting cities are proper nouns that get their first letter capitalized
>forgetting sentences need punctuation marks.
Clearly the faggiest post here.