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Honestly is this not the worst fucking fed title in existence? It's a giant W with black background with encrusted gems. Jesus it's like a 5th grader made it.
>inspiration from past titles
I know there are worse mid carder titles but I'm talking strictly Top Tier.
Friendly reminder game threads later are full of cretins like this
Why do I feel like watching RAW, despite the fact I know it'll be shit and despite the fact I'm not even interested in the majority of the storylines?
>Neville is a top 5 wrestler in the world
>John Cena isn't
it's that one glimmer of hope where we can learn to be a kid again. When we can be amazed by a move or inspired for someone we root for to win. That one instant can take all the ads, the shit storylines, the terrible characters, and everything else and for one instant make all that go away and relive that same moment we felt when we first watched wrestling and were amazed.
-- AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!
daily reminder that mandrama's target demographic is 12 year old boys and if you are older than that and watching grown men talk into microphones to build up a pre-written story, then you are either autistic or a sad fucking virgin unless you just want to watch john cena do his thing, in which case that is the only acceptable thing with this rehearsed acting
Why doesn't WWE book a lot specialty matches anymore? It can seriously be a lot more entertaining than a boring normal match for a rematch, and it won't end in a DQ.
>wrestler A fights wrestler B at PPV #1
>wrestler A DQs himself and retains title
>wrestler A fights wrestler B at PPV#2
>wrestler A DQs himself again and retains title
>wrestler A fights wrestler B at PPV#3 (but they lose the title no matter what this time)
>match goes either way
Oh I know what this thread needs SETH "FREAKIN" ROLLINS!
Not him but anon, it's not the same thing.
You can't be serious in thinking you would call a Canadian the same as an American or a Cuban the same as an American.
That's like calling someone Scottish the same as someone who is Welsh.
Watch your mouth, we almost got this monstrosity instead
Just showed up, is there a new meme that Neville isn't incredible in-ring?
Just 'cause people don't get chance to show it weekly doesn't mean they're not good
That picture is cringe as fuck tho
If you were a WWE superstar, would you rather:
>Find a female wrestlefu and make her your girl
>Fuck groupies on tinder in every fucking city, and when you're retired settle down and have a family
Because in the PPV main events they actually need to have good matches. So they let him go.
He really should settle into an upper-midcard role as a babyface soon, though. That's right where he belongs.
This is my rarest Cena
If you do the first you will spend life tinged with the suspicion that your wrestlefu is fucking one of the other 50 meatheads you travel the world with.
just don't be lewd and you'll be fine
if you're just like "hey wanna chill after the show" and some bitch releases it to the world, are they gonna care?
Only if you're like "I'M GONNA RAPE YOUR FAT FACE HERES A PICTURE OF MY DICK" will you get in trouble
>Vanilla midgets have the potential to be big money draws
>And he was basically a legend when he was Pac
>"I'M GONNA RAPE YOUR FAT FACE HERES A PICTURE OF MY DICK"
>You're dying of cancer
>HE can grant any wish you want
What would you ask?
This will never not be hilarious. I still haven't used it and that makes me really sad and tired.
>tfw my friend is periscoping her evening with the girls
>tfw I have to watch because it would be rude not to
>tfw forced to write stuff at the irrelevant things they're doing
goddamnit america, why do you have to keep inventing all those shitty social media apps?
stop it, we've really had enough
As a Steeler fan, I'm not sure if I'd rather not watch Michael Vick suck ass, or not watch RAW suck ass.
>mfw every brit here is a loser who stays up til 3 in the morning to shitpost and/or watch raw live.
They could easily incorporate this into the storyline, if they wanted to.
>Announcers talk about TMZ news
>Lana comes in the ring, says she met with Rusev on the weekend and realized she still loved him
>Rusev comes out, they hug and kiss
>Summer Rae comes out screaming about how Rusev is engaged to her
>Summer Rae and Lana catfight
>Ziggler comes out and helps break it up
>Both girls tell Ziggler they weren't really interested in him, they just wanted to make Rusev jealous
>Rusev and Lana leave together
>Summer tries to sweet talk Ziggler
>Ziggler rejects her, leaves
>Summer cries in middle of the ring, screaming
You could have Summer bring up some new guy to destroy Ziggler (and Rusev) in the coming weeks.
This turns Rusev face though.
>Mfw you're right
>People actually stay up past midnight to watch Big Show vs. Mark Henry
>not living in California and watching Raw from 5-8 every monday
>tfw Washington State
>tfw there are people who are bigger losers than me
only on sky, which i don't have
>tfw they usually just show 3-4 commercials and then go into stand-by mode and wait until the americans are done with their break because they couldn't sell enough commercials at those late hours here
>The Orlando Sentinel reports that Bill DeMott's daughter, 20 year old Keri DeMott, passed away after a head-on crash in Brevard County, Florida on Saturday morning.
>DeMott was driving a 2001 Honda CRV on State Road 407 when the crashed occurred at around 12:30am. The other driver involved in the crash was 22-year-old Keith Pumphrey of Melbourne, FL and he remains in critical condition.
>Pumphrey's 2004 Honda Pilot reportedly veered into DeMott's lane and hit her head-on. The crash remains under investigation and charges are pending.
Is it not being able to sell commercials, or the number of commercials they are allowed to air per hour/break by law?
I think USA allows more commercials than most other countries, so other ones need to show other shit, like promos or public service announcements.
> to tie Ric Flair
When will this meme end. Wreck Flair has TWO (2) (II) relevant non outlaw titles, the same as Yokozuna, Dorito and Sheamus.
If we are going to count shitty nothing titles we may as well say Jerry Lawler is the recold holder with 52
>NWA Worlds Heavyweight Championship, the original strap of all straps, is now considered "outlaw"
What's your prediction?
I think either Brock will win cleanly, and shake Undertakers hand afterwards, or Taker will win, goes full heel in the process, and beats the Shit out of Lesnar with a chair.
Think Austin vs Rock x7
> equating being an alpha who gives zero fucks about anything and sugarcoats nothing about no one is being ass ravaged
Did bret take the mickey out of triple h too much for your liking again m8?
>I think either Brock will win cleanly, and shake Undertakers hand afterwards
Nah fuck that
>Brock wins clean in a dominant performance
>Taker extends his hand, seeking some respect from the foe that finally soundly had him beat
>Taker grabs his hand
>pulls him in
>The most prestigious title in wrestling history is "outlaw"
You realize being the NWA champ meant that promoters from all over the country from all different territories voted on you to be the guy, and not just one guy(vince)putting the strap on you.
Flairs NWA championships are more important than any WWE title run.
> missapropriating spitting fire and saying what everyone else wish they had the balls to say with 'complaining'
Oh right, I guess that is fair enough.
>WWF title isn't all that prestigious. IWGP title means more too
At this point, Seth's reign has been so awful I'd be okay with anyone else getting it just for the sake of a title change happening and to segue it off to its next long-term holder.
>Implying winning the IWGP title isn't infinitely harder to do than the WWF/E
> biggest draw in between the 2 biggest draws of all time
> sold out world tour after sold out world tour while keeping the company alive in the early 90s
> drew 85000 at a fucking summerslam
> repeating an outdated no drawing circus clown's words that could only draw in the south like it is fact
>Curbstomp still gone
While DDTs, Apron DDTs, Reverse Top Rope Frankensteiners, Superkicks, Running Knee's are all allowed.
Is CM Punk a jerk? I'm not talking of his skill, or his character or his kayfabe. I mean Phil, is he a jerk?
The more I hear and read of him the more I'm inclined to think he's one bitter man (justified or not) to the point of being a jerk.
Was being the keyword. The NWA title was more prestigious than the WWF title at the time Flair held it. Fucking deal with it.
>but muh outlaw meme
>but i think im funny
>but i never go outside cuz im always here
Kill yourself ASAP, Bretfag.
Who do you think decided that Rollins should do the Pedigree? Hunter or Steph? I know Hunter is a huge mark for himself, but i think Steph is a much bigger Hunter mark.
>"You should be honored to use the inventor of the attitude era's finisher and he's giving you his blessing. the move is established as such a devastating move that we want the top heel in the company to have it."
You know, it's pretty damn obvious Rollins is holding the championship to break Punks record. But here's the thing, we have Sheamus who has the MiTB and he's gotta cash it in a year.
Would Vince let Sheamus stop Rollins's run at breaking the record or will Sheamus somehow fuck it up and lose his briefcase?
>AJ actually underwent surgery for her neck injury
>WWE had her mocked when she came back for "taking a vacation"
Sheamus is going to hand his briefcase to Triple H at Survivor Series.
Triple H is winning the title.
The Rock is winning the Rumble.
Triple H vs. The Rock main events Wrestlemania.
Screencap this for future use.
The latter obviously. I don't really see them putting the belt on Sheamus since it makes little sense at all. They're pretty high on Rollins, and even Sting keeps singing his praises. Not sure if he will break Punk's record, but he'll hold it for a while until bbygirl takes it off him at Mania
The Triple H Alphabet
>A is for "Attitude Era", of which he was the sole pioneer
>B is for "Burials", which only happen to people who deserve them
>C is for "Chyna", who we don't talk about any more
>D is for "Draw", since he's the biggest ever
>E is for "Evolution", the greatest stable of all time
>F is for "Finisher", the mighty Pedigree
>G is for "Game", his glorious moniker
>H is for "Hunter Hearst Helmsley", his full name
>I is for "Intelligence", since he's the Cerebral Assassin
>J is for "John Cena", a man he's pinned clean
>K is for "Kliq", the greatest backstage group of all time
>L is for "Losing", which he rarely does
>M is for "Mark", his friend
>N is for "NXT", which was 100% his idea
>O is for "Over", you're damn right he is
>P is for "Paul", his real first name
>Q is for "Quad", he worked through the pain of tearing one
>R is for "Rollins", his talented son
>S is for "Stephanie", his amazing wife
>T is for "THIS BUSINESS", which he truly loves
>U is for "Ultimate Warrior", the worst person he ever worked with
>V is for "Vince", his dear old dad
>W is for "WWE", the company he will one day rule over
>X is for "X-Pac", his good friend
>Y is for "Youth", which he'll never lose
>Z is for "Z-Paks", which only heal the strong
>not one diva picture
my my how you matured /sp/
>only 2-3 diva pics
still pretty shocked
>tfw the days of waifu wars is long gone
>C is for "Chris Benoit", who we don't talk about any more
Well I meant he was a mistake in the sense that he doesn't fit in with Heavyweight picture at the moment. Granted he has been WHC before, currently he isn't hype. Honestly Roman Reigns or Randy would have been a better choice.
That's because we as an audience have evolved and we don't see female wrestlers as cheap objects but as athletes that can do whatever men can and in the case of Sasha Banks, do it better.
We are in a new era, the era of female wrestling (clap clap clapclapclap) female wrestling (clap clap clapclapclap)
>he doesn't realize the WWEWHC is the NWA Worlds Heavyweight Championship/GCW/WCW Championship UNIFIED with the WWE Championship
GCW which became WCW owned the NWA's original title, aka Big Goldy, which then became owned by WWE.
I actually want her to become the Divas champ so the title and division can go back to being absolutely meaningless
There needs to be more Jojo on TV tbh.
NWA title was never owned by WCW. It's still active so how is it unified with WWE?
GCW (which Vince sold to Crockett) stopped existing before Flair was given the Big Gold Belt by Crockett
>back to reddit
I have over 50+ paige gifs all from this board.
You just join or something?
>there will never be a diva as perfect as layla ever again
>he doesn't submit to WWE's revisionist history
Should WWE take great TNA match types like the reverse battle royal?
>This is totally going up on facebook!
I would hate to be a wrestler and just have every cena fan take a picture of me everywhere I went
Oh yeah, I need to go back and watch that. I keep forgetting to check it out.
Do any of you guys where Wrestling merch in public?
Back in the day it was fine to wear a Stone Cold, Kane or a Rock shirt cause the designs were at least cool.
But now it's kind of weird seeing others wear WWE merch with just a logo on it.
>no "on your son's shoulder as he desperately tries to get over" at 99999999999999999999999999999999999999.
>Son of a Hall of Famer
>Has the look and height
>Mentored by Orton and partnered with Rhodes
>Still got jack shit
Honestly with all that how do you fuck up this hard??
>forgetting "starred in a Marine movie"
Other Marine stars:
>John "fucking John Cena" Cena
>Mi "Wrestlemania Main Eventer and fucker of Maryse" Z
Friendly reminder Ted even stole his dad's negro slave
>STILL COULDN'T GET OVER
What was she shooting on?
> this inbred delusion
Vince sr had MSG aka the only venue that counted and was in new york so always was the actual top dog
No one cared about the cow palace in denver in 1972 other than inbred windowlickers
So what video games are we all gonna play tonight whilst we pretend to watch Raw and begin rabidly Cena-posting when we hear the brappadoo?
I think I might chill with some TF2, maybe DaS2 or some Ys
Ah, well using the term 'diva' has always been a pretty stupid tbh.
I never watch Raw live, I just download it later. No commercial breaks, and I can skip stuff if I need to, like when they replay what happened at the beginning of the show 3x, or the cancer shit.
Probably will play some old PS3 games I haven't finished yet.
>A. The Money in the Bank briefcase is way worse. There’s nowhere to hide it. I’m at the airport right now and my belt is just in my carry-on. Nobody knows it’s there. Only when I go through the X-ray thing does anyone else see it. (TSA will) give me a second look or say “Congratulations, champ.” It’s not really a big deal. Most people don’t know what it is. The briefcase is a whole other thing. You have to walk around the airport with this stupid briefcase. As a matter of fact, I’m seeing (WWE Superstar) Sheamus walk by with the briefcase right now at the airport and everyone is staring at him like “What an idiot.”
kek. They have to carry the briefcase?
>New Day segment with Steph
>Mention how angry she's been with them for the past few weeks
>Strike up a deal that their tag match with the Dudleyz will not end in DQ
>Only two of them will be present at the match
>BUT ON ONE CONDITION
>Kofi vs Cena at HIAC
>all of that
>One of you gets into the US Title Match with Cena, Ziggler and RuRu (because he's going into it with Ziggler obviously)
>they have to choose who goes where
>Kofi and Xavier lose the tag belts
>Big E pins Ziggler to win the US
> lelvitt hating on dark souls
New low for you tbh
wwe jobber>>TNA world champ
wwe midcard>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>TNA world champ
if a jobber i could just hang out with slater and ryder at catering shooting the shit and then be on up up down down too.
Seth and Ziggler both hated carrying it around. They would get stopped by security and fans all the time
WWE jobber and TNA world champ are basically the same prestige level at this point, but WWE jobber probably pays more and the company's not on it's deathbead.
If it was like '06 TNA it would be a different story and would probably be tied or above with WWE midcarder
I could live with that. Big E deserves it anyways. People in this general tend to forget he held singles gold in the past(IC strap).
Working the hot dog booth at an arena > TNA champion
Some outlaw fed had a "stripped nude" match where the first chick to be stripped totally nude lost. Good times were had by all.
>Would you want to work for WWE as a jobber or TNA as a world champion?
I'd milk the hell out of the contract
>What about WWE as a midcard star or TNA as a world champion?
WWE midcard star, same as above
yes they do if you have A+ swag it looks awesome on you.
Isn't it just an empty case anyway? Aside from looking like a retard, I wonder how that works as your carry on?
Why can't they just throw it in the production truck and have it go to the next town with the ring, set, and all the other production props?
Kayfabe died when The Rock started being billed as Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson in movies fam
On a related note, New Day gonna be on a radio show I listen to tomorrow morning, this pleases me
Ziggler carried sun glasses in there. The whole point is to promote WWE as much as they can so when they got stopped they're asked what is it and then they explain what it is.
Or to keep kayfabe either or its an annoyance for sure.
>I wonder how that works as your carry on?
probably just like a normal briefcase, well you get 2 carry ons usually, a small suitcase and either a backpack, laptop bag, briefcase etc etc.
I did the match.
In order for Seth Rollins to tie Punks record, he needs to hold the damn belt until June 6, 2016.
Sheamus has until June 14, 2016 to cash in his contract.
So this means that if Vince really is making Rollins break the record, one of two things may happen.
> Sheamus fucks up before June 6, 2016 and loses his briefcase
> Sheamus waits until the very last minute after Rollins breaks the record to cash it in and become champ, thus breaking Edge's record for holding on to the briefcase the longest (most likely to happen)
Or of course, Seth isn't really gonna break the record and it's only a matter of time before Sheamus keeps the record safe and cashes in successfully before the year ends.
I always thought it'd be happy if they paired Bo and New Day together, as did a couple other people here. Happened for a short time
Am I getting paid the same?
TNA world champ. There's something degrading about being a jobber despite it being with WWE. It's like being laughed at instead of being laughed with. TNA I'd be laughed with.
Who the fuck would actually care is Shamrock broke Edge's MitB record?
Anyway if Seth is really going to go until he breaks Punks' record I'm scared because Seth's still got the Chickenshit heel run that Creative/Booking has him on to get revenge on the IWC for wanting the Mania cash in.
Meaning we're going to get 8 months of Seth being chickenshit until Seth loses the belt because WWE is petty.
Little of that, little of being petty against AJ.
What makes it worse is that in 2012 I believe Nikki or Brie lost the title despite the Twin Magic shenanigans. Only reason Charlotte didn't was to make Nikki special/revenge on Nikki
>Who the fuck would actually care is Shamrock broke Edge's MitB record?
I threw that fact in for no reason. I don't care either. Still, it could be really funny if Sheamus actually waited until the last minute to cash it in.
Will we ever get a scenario with a self-introduced championship like Taz's FTW Championship ever?
Yeah, I mean I guess that one kinda counts, but he didn't really push it onto and introducing your own title is a very heel-ish thing to do, (See: Ted DiBiase's MDC) and Ryder is and was a big midcard face at the end so introducing a title like that would be a bit wierd.
I wonder if they ever tried that with Christian?
>who will be the new token white member?
>who will be the new token white member?
>brock lesnar in 2012
how did he allow himself to get in this shape
Getting off roids does a lot of damage