You may only post ITT if your team is one of the ELITE with a .700 record or better
==Safe this week==
BENGALS (vs Browns)
PATRIOTS (vs Redskins)
BRONCOS (at Colts)
PANTHERS (vs Packers)
Packers (at Panthers)
==In danger this week==
Falcons (at 49ers)
Vikings (vs Rams)
==Applying for membership==
CLOSED FOR NOW, KEEP ON WINNING OR EAT SHIT
everyone else fuck off
--Membership and Applications--
The .700 Club welcomes a new member for the first time this season with the Vikings. You pretty much only beat up on shit teams though, so your application was only begrudgingly accepted. Try not to make us regret it.
Jets application for re-entry FUCKING DENIED. This is what you get for acting like you finally mean something with Rex gone. It will always go south sooner or later, and don't you forget it.
Applications will re-open when someone hits 6-3, which will probably be after week 10. All you starry-eyed mediocres waiting for a call up to the big boy table gotta eat your veggies to prove you deserve it.
A third of the league is now on the blacklist. The Cowboys and Bears decided they might as well just give up, and join the Lions, 49ers, Ravens, Browns, Texans, Titans, Jaguars, Chiefs, and Chargers. Fuck that's a lot of AFC teams.
The next slate of games has 8 more teams on the chopping block, with at least 2 executions guaranteed. In the Dolphins at Bills and Giants at Buccaneers games, all teams have 4 losses, so it's basically like a gladiator pit among slaves fighting for their survival. The joke is that even if they win now, they still won't last long enough to win their freedom.
The Saints, Redskins, and Eagles also all face blacklisting, as do the Colts if they manage to not lose tonight against the Panthers (fat fucking chance) but even if they do that, they're still up against the Broncos next week.
Packers get a shot at redemption this week with a chance to knock off the last undefeated NFC team in the Panthers. Whether you've suddenly got doubts about how possible that is or not, it still looks like the best game on paper this week and another matchup between club members.
Looks like the garbage is finally being cleaned off the streets, cause 4 of the 6 teams on their bye this week are already blacklisted, meaning we don't have to watch as many shit teams this week. And one of the other 2 is the Seahawks, who nobody ever wants to put up with watching anyways.
This week is pretty much a crapshoot for primetime games though, TNF is shit by default, SNF is Eagles at Cowboys, and MNF is Bears at Chargers. I hope for your sake that you won the "fuck yeah I'm not living in a football TV market hellhole" lottery so that you get some of the better regional games, cause damn the night games suck. Or you could just decide to be NOT poor and get sunday ticket.
It happened! We made it!
The Vikings have taken their place in the club. Even if they lose every other game this season, 4chan will forever know that on this 2nd day of November, 2015, the Vikings made it into the .700 club.
Are you niggas shitting me?
They have to rely on gurley a 1st year rb and a good defense to carry.
Then the raiders D is sus to me, all those wins are to be taken with a grain of salt. I'll accept they're a good D on how they handle rapistburger. Plus carr is the main thing keeping them glued together, hoping they can hit him early and rattle him.
Losing to the niners on primetime like that might have been the best thing for them honestly.
It's possible they bought into their own hype and the niners loss was a reminder to them.
>they have to rely on a good rb and good defense
And? Better offensive tools than Seahawks, and that defense would fuck Atlanta raw
Atlanta is just an offense machine, and I pick Raiders over them because they have a great offense as well, but much better D.
Raiders and Hawks is up in air, but I still pick Raiders since Hawks look like dogshit.
Falcons might be overrated, freeman has footage on him of multiple games and won't be doing what he did to start the season. Gurley will continue on since he is the complete package of a rb.
When todd gurley gets stopped as all rb's do, it's more likely to be a loss. Tavon austin/foles are very inconsistent.
And I wouldn't call them a good defense yet.
>beating the bears without the unsung team hero and subjective most valuable player due to injuries ellison
That's an insult to gurley he's the complete package of speed, power and vision. Once every so often rb. I've seen gurley earn and make a lot of those yards.
Beating the bears at soldier field for the first time since 2007 is actually a pretty big deal for the vikings. So is getting divisional road wins. Its like vindication that these might not be the same old vikings. I know im pretty excited.
4 games excluding his 6 att 9 yards game
141 yards per game, most def potential 2k club if healthy.
I mean the o-line is doing it's job, but the run game was doing jack shit when gurley was out.
>Nobody else has had any harder of a schedule than anyone else in the club.
The patriots beat the jets, the bengals beat the raiders, and the packers beat the rams, all of which have winning records. So those teams have better resumes than the vikings.
>mfw the colts beat 2 out of the panthers, Broncos and Falcons and then lose every other game this season (even afc south games)
When Indy isn't a contender they tend to be giant slayers but get blown out by shit teams. Brebare your angus carolina
They're a team that lost too many players and yet to form a solid identity. The vikings most likely gameplanned for last years niners instead of this years on top of buying their own hype.
kaep with read option was legit as fuck and getting rid of harbaugh was such a horrible move. They're trying to make a cat bark, It'd be interesting if kaep went to the rams and tried to pull that with gurley and then getting 1 on 1 matchups and using his laser.
Harbaugh had been the best thing to happen to that team since Steve Young retired.
And fucking York tried to Al Davis himself all over Harbaugh and it didn't work and now he has a clusterfuck of a team, a quarterback with potential that's never realized and an organization that just doesn't give a fuck.
>about to marry a football fan from minnesota who was the runner up on americas next top model
calling it now. the vkings rams game is gonna be the best game of the year.
to quote Bart Scott I simply cannot wait.
also win or lose just please no injuries.
Gurley vs AD. he's gonna smoke us.
two good pass rushes vs awful o lines.
no WRs anywhere. except diggs maybe.
foles vs teddy.
This picture never gets old. I want to meet this guy and post a pic with him. It would break /sp/
>2 from broken peypey
Peypey leads league ints, cutler led last year, geno was so bad he was pulled from games at times last year
>3 ints on 8 attempts 2 completions 5 yards vs bills last year
I'd take those ints with a grain of salt
Jump ball double coverage, geno
peypey triple coverage
peypey jumpball double coverage, staredown.
I'll admit this was a good play by woodson, but bad decision from cutler
mccown, bad read. But I'll admit a good play.
Overall, grain of salt 2 of 5 were all him
>==In danger this week==
>Falcons (at 49ers)
We've faced everyone the packers have faced except for two teams that we face in the next three weeks.... Yeah, okay. If we don't belong here, the Packers don't either
Teddy put up 240 on the Broncos, no INTS and we got ref balled 1000 times harder than the Pack did last night. Oh and at least we didn't give up like whiney little faggots, we actually got back into the game and had Teddy Clutchwater ready to drive the distance but we have a shit O Line that let teddy get sacked like 7 times that game.
I think AP Is going to teach the rookie the art of running and out rush him. He ALWAYS has great games against the Rams.
We're going to have a fun game, it will go down as the best game of the season.
Calling it now, 500 combined RUSHING yards will be present in this game.
AP Still has it, he showed it against Chiraq, hes finally back to him old self.
>mfw green shit "fans" thought their fraud team was going to walk all over the broncos
>mfw they got put in their place like the bitch boys they are
>mfw green shit "fans" have suddenly vanished and will likely stay gone since the panthers will beat them next week as well since the packshits can only beat cupcake teams
>mfw the broncos are styling all over the place and this triggers the impotent rage of many a cheese fucker
stay pissed and know your place you dumb ass faggots.
>mfw "Packers D is only slightly below Broncos D but the Packer O is miles above Broncos O so Packers rape
>mfw people unironically thought this for weeks
>mfw niggers forgot what defense means
Don't count wins before you get them.. And for crying out loud, don't count losses until somebody beats you.
They'll have to play better than they played last night to beat the Packers.
They can play better than they played last night.
Meh, the Packers always seem to have one game a year where they just play like absolute crap for no reason. Feels ok to get it out of the way against a good team that was a toss up game instead of doing it against a shit team and getting a loss that we really shouldn't have.
I'm a little pissed, but they'll be fine, and back in form for the Panthers and the nobodys after them.
>Intentionally wants me to do it in exactly the wrongest way and ruin the club
So you prefer a bland, unspecific, unbiased report rather than lively banter that may or may not end up true?
Not only does that mean you don't really get why these threads exist, you might want to vacate /sp/ as well, too controversial for you.
I hope you get stung in the balls by a wasp for posting that faggot.
who /R E L A X E D/ here?
Godgers will enter his cheat codes and rebound the team like usual
if they dont find fire against the strong Panthers team then they will the week after
40% is still a high percent, but it then means one of the current teams in the club could fall out and hover and join the 60% part.
Plus those are irrelevant numbers anyways, it's like saying a coin being heads 10 times has any ruling on the outcome of the next flip.
thank you, haven't won in chicago since 2007.
And lions games were thoroughly enjoyed, what's your favorite team?
>3-0 against the lelons and burrs
>thinking the favreless vikings aren't eternally Rodgers play thing
I should cap your post to prove that weaboos have some mild form of autism, November 22nd should be a fantastic night to prove the Vikings have a great shot to take the mid season title AFTER the peckers go 6-0.
Where will your excuses be?
if you are going to cap my post then make sure you get my name faggot
It feels like a mirror match up in a fighting game. Should be a great game.
I don't know. Last year AD only had 75 on 21 attempts for 3.6 a carry. That's pretty mediocre. Granted Patterson did wreck them that game. Being in Minny could be a huge difference too.
>heh, i'm totally fine. even though my "team's"shit ass "fan base" wouldn't shut the fuck up about how they would demolish the broncos yet got thoroughly DOMINATED, i mean, ya know, i'm f..fine. y-yeah... heh h-heh.
nice damage control dumb ass lmao.
Are these threads only a thing because "still being in the 0.7 club" is how falcons fans try and emulate the still being in the playoffs feel normal teams get?
Should really be undefeated threads
>tfw haven't punted the ball the past two games yet we have over 10 turnovers
Sure would be nice if we didn't turn the ball over every time we crossed the 50 yard line
This desu. The real newfags are the ones who forget about the elite broship threads.
Though it's probably some shitter shattered nigger who's team isn't one of the ELITE that's forcing the premature .700 club
Out of 9 games left it's really hard to imaging the vikes won't get at least 4 wins
the question is if 9-7 would get a wild card
I'd be willing to bet a lot of $$ that 10-6 would...
and by looking at the ring... your bank account. skol
Does this apply to all sports?
>They have won 413 of their 538 test matches
Do the All Blacks qualify for the ELITE tier?
>not having a kicker with a 100% success rate
>the 2015 NFL season
Even the Steelers have that now.
>all these posters ITT talking like they know how this works
>acting like this is new or should be done differently
this has been an /sp/ tradition for yeaaaars now faggots, learn some culture