>im an autistic virgin who posts popular announcer sayings on /sp/ in an attempt to stand out from all other casuals watching sports
>A grievous blow has struck the ghetto. They [the Germans] are asking us to give up the best we possess – the children and the elderly. I was unworthy of having a child of my own, so I gave the best years of my life to children. I've lived and breathed with children, I never imagined I would be forced to deliver this sacrifice to the altar with my own hands. In my old age, I must stretch out my hands and beg: Brothers and sisters! Hand them over to me! Fathers and mothers: Give me your children!
>I have seen him in the dressing room after games with his shirt off, and I can assure you, he is 100% all man
>I'm a contrarian special snowflake who feels the need to differentiate myself from people I've never met on the internet