CHI:Marian Hossa (LBI) won't be back Wednesday
EDM:Oilers to start Anders Nilsson vs. Flyers
LA:Jhonas Enroth probable to face Blues Tuesday
NYI:Tavares (illness) skates, will sit Tuesday
WPG:Byfuglien avoids suspension after hearing
BOS:Pastrnak (foot) not expected to play Tues.
LA:G Jonathan Quick, Kings finally lose a game
TOR:G James Reimer spectacular in Leafs' 4-1 win
TOR:Joffrey Lupul scores two as Leafs upset Stars
DAL:Jamie Benn earns first star of October
WPG:Dustin Byfuglien will have a hearing Tuesday
EDM:McDavid captures Rookie of the Month honor
nice rebuttal, got rubbed raw because I admitted Duchene is a shitty NHL player?
I've watched him play every year. He gives about 25% effort on most nights and is afraid of physical play. He will never take a hit to make a play, he will just never make plays instead. He is currently getting shown up by fourth liners like John Mitchell which is just embarrassing.
>Matt Duchene = 1 goal
>John Mitchell = 4 goals
and this doesn't even count all the other plays that aren't goal scoring.
>McMeme gets Rookie of the month honours
>Jared "the man" McCann doesn't
>his team doesn't have three rookies in the top 20 rookie scorers
>tfw canapoors can't afford sandwiches near me
During a game earlier today in the swedish second league (Allsvenskan), the clock stopped working with 1 min 12 sec left of the second period. When they had kept on playing for 1 min 16 sec, one of the teams scored.
The captain of the other team told the ref that the clock had stopped working, but the ref didn't even want to double check the time and the goal was allowed.
The goal was somewhat decisive, as it took the game to OT. But fortunatly, the team that got the goal against them won in OT. They only got 2 points instead of 3 for a regular time win.
Why are refs so shit?
Yeah, I wonder, I think too that their subs were above average and better than Subway.
But I remember the long lines and pricier sandwiches.
If any of you ever come to the DC area do yourselves a favor and check out Potbelly's. They have the greatest subs I've ever had. A bit on the smaller side but I guarantee you won't find a better sub than that
Sounds like the fat sandwiches at my school. They claim to put all this shit like cheesesteak cheeseburger and mozzarella sticks in their sandwiches but it's mostly French fries with a few pieces of meat on the outside to give the illusion of it being stacked
no one calls them fat sandwiches but rutgers you stupid guido. have you gotten the rut yet?
yes canadians, rutgers is such a shitty school they have their own specific type of herpes that 1/3 of the school gets
No Quiznos around where I live so I'm going out for Subway rn desu
Last time I ordered it a footlong with Sriracha and I ruined the whole fucking thing, tastes nothing like actual Sriracha.
We're forced to learn all the 50 states in high school.
>You can't name the 10 provinces and 3 territories.
>all 50 states in high school
No we're not, lol. I guess in a sense we learn certain things that are related to a certain state so we indirectly are forced to learn about it, but we don't actually get tested on 50 states in Social Studies.
Assimilation of Aboriginals is where it's at and that shit's disgusting tbqh
What fukken high school did you go to bro, in peel we didnt learn jack shit about anything other than canada
>muh canadian history
>muh canadian culture
>three hundred years of the english and the french arguing over indian land
> Canadian history class
seems like it would be pretty easy desu. Not really much subject matter. You should be able to cover it all in about a week or so.
Learning about the history of america is amazing though. So much to talk about. We truly are the greatest and most important civilization in human history.
I'm mad at a sandwich, because I have recently tasted the greatness that is a Publix sub, and I cannot get one in my current location.
i fucking forgot hawaii and alaska for a minute kek
>McCann leading the league in goals/60
CANUCKS ARE BACK BABY
postin Canucks qts desu
Which one is the shoop? I can't tell
Didn't think they had any tbqhf
don't worry detroit, we won't forget you
desu most roughnecks have a decent nest egg saved if they are not retards
>Is rask the biggest system babby of all time?
Don't worry, we'll take em off your hands.
>You now remember the canucks girl that flashed some guy in the penalty box
>imply Toronto wouldn't take him even if he tore both ACL's and was going through concussion syntoms
laffs are desperate as fuck senpai
Sad to see generational talents like Crosby and Stamkos get fucked by injuries tho.
I'm fairly certain the Bruins are real, I've seen TD Garden and it is, in fact, a building, and there's substantiative evidence that there's a colony of Canadians with some Americans, Swedes, Germans and a random Finn that's taken up residence within it.
>tfw I just remembered rinaldo is a bruin
>scoring his first career NHL goal TWICE
>being the space-time continuum to his will
how does he do it senpai
Like you earned those cups! You jews!
One of these teams will make the playoffs this year, which one is it lads?
It's possible it's just a hobo colony, but considering the lengths the European ones have gone to just to find themselves in a large hockey arena makes me think they are, indeed, professional hockey players.
The key piece of evidence that forms the crux of my hypothesis is the presence of skates and matching outfits in the vicinity of the colony, things typically associated with hockey players in the wild.
just ah d avision check this week and I'm still 20/20
I spend 8 hours a day staring at a screen 350 days (approx) a year and I've been doing that for 10 years now.
who /immortal vision/ here
I-I've never had a g-girlfriend, I can't do better. I'm nearly 30, I'll take anything at this point.
I'd rather go down on a land whale. I've slept with girls that smoked and their beds smell fucking awful.
Best advice is to just ask out as many girls as you can. Statistically one will say yes.
>Best advice is to just ask out as many girls as you can.
Can't even get to that point. And even if I did and a girl said Yes she'd just stop talking to me a week later.
>Me: Hello How ar-
>Girl: Ew no
This actually happened to me.
>Under 5 feet
I'm 5'6" so yeah basically.
I can't even get into the friendzone, I'm just a jester for women. They keep me around to just be the funny guy it seems.
>Lower your expectations.
They just have to not be fat that's it.
just look at the pics senpai, you don't have to read the cringeworthy articles
Why has /hoc/ been almost all hockey and no memes this season?
>Mark Whalberg is 5'7
>All guys with fame, money and status
You didn't know he was a short guy?
There's just more to shitpost about lately. During the late months of summer there's no news or transactions or really anything happening in hockey so it's basically speculation (boring) and memes. Wanna have a meme-off right now?
>implying he didnt get laid even when he was poor playing in junior
He literally looks like a viking and plays hockey, idk how it works over in sweden but here if you're <25 thats pretty much all it takes
I can guarantee you I have more than enough memes to get us all hot pocket'd for 3 days minimum. You down for that, ese?
I just finished a 5 day m8. I'll get us on /s4s/ before you can finish saying
Wow.....that Instagram sure is something
You may only reply to this post if >your team has won 5 cups or more
NOT SO FAST HONGCOUVER
>tfw was on /hoc/ both times lundpads was btfo
it's called JEW york city for a reason. stop living in denial my kosher friend.
you tell em, this is a total holocaust!
you can only reply to this post if you team has made the finals this decade
lmao I thought the Islanders had no fans, this is getting complicated.
stay mad fag your shit tier franchise has no power here
What a surprise! A shit 3rd world country has shit taste!
Your broke ass probably couldn't even afford a single ticket at MSG. We also have the most famous arena. Barclays is a literally where
you're just baiting or you're straight from reddit with these garbage bants
I'm gonna actually watch the game now
Why are raggots such butthurt fags?
I thought the rangers were the best team in the world?
>We also have the most famous arena.
Detroit, Habs, Laffs, Boston all have more famous HOCKEY arenas you stupid kike faggot.
MSG is a more famous cultural and sports location but it ain't shit compared to some of the other arenas over the years in the hockey world.
holy fuck this raggot sounds mad af desu senpai
They should relocate to Surrey just for you, Chang
>The Cup Finals
I'm Laffing at you, that is literally the apex kek of the cankeks the canlels and the cannocuplels
you're being too flattering
there's enough pathetic assblasted people in that fanbase, with trips and without
Holy shit legs don't bend like that. RIP Kelly.
get shitposted to death a lot, and sometimes I feel bad because it must be insufferable, then I remember that they actually straight up have the worst fans in all of /hoc/
They're really not. Their fans are almost non-existent and never leave their GDTs at this point thanks to Spencer.
Rags fans are actually the worst thing on /hoc/ related threads.
Agreed wholeheartedly. I know three rags fans and none of them keep up with their team until playoffs come around. They blindly believe Lundpads is the greatest goalie of all time like he isn't some sickly dog throwing his body at the puck all game long. They are the insufferable ones.
the kings won two cups very recently, whatever their fans do is at least partially justified
with raggots it's just eternal delusions and garbage posts regularly
They're really not aside from like 1 or 2 trips. GDT with Habs fans are always super comfy. They all know hockey rules and are generally knowledgeable and don't shitpost massively on top of being incredibly passionate.
It's only a couple of posters like Habsolutely Disgusting that are massive faggots.
mfw I steal your memes and there's nothing you fucks can do about it
>mfw /hoc/ memes get you banned on /sp/
Looks sold out to me.
>Businesses buy majority of seats then don't actually use them.
>TSN 5: Sens vs Habs
>TSN 3: CFL Football
>SNP: Craps vs Rags
>it's actually the Craps and the Rags
The americanon was obviously talking about NHL good, not just better than the average person good. Besides, I bet most Newfies waste their university time getting degrees in keg lifting
botta watch this on Netflix desu
>cousin gets married in NC
>in the middle of the summer so I did not even get the chance to fuck a canes slag
Is there another team that's had more injuries this season?
>Lundqvist shaved his beard
Chris Kelly is kill guys.
>"Chris sustained a left femur fracture in the first period of the Bruins/Stars game... recovery time is between six eight eight months."
Hurricanes revenue from admissions
2009: $37.2 million
2010: $22.9 million
2011: $25.5 million
2012: $24.3 million
2013: $14.9 million*
2014: $23.8 million
2015: $22.5 million
Holy FUCK lel
Tampon Gay hitting new levels of asshurt
>When the net is accidentally displaced by an attacking player, and the defending side is in control of the puck and moving out of their zone, play shall be permitted to continue until such time as the nonoffending team loses control of the puck. The resulting face-off will take place at a face-off spot in the zone nearest the location where the play was stopped, unless it is in the non-offending team’s defending zone, and as such the ensuing face-off would be outside the blue line at one of the face-off spots in the neutral zone. It is possible for a goal to be scored at one end of the rink while the net at the other end has been dislodged, provided that the team being scored upon is the team responsible for dislodging the net at the other end of the rink.
READ THE RULE BOOK TAMPON GAY FANS. SMELL MY NUTS.
Imagine being a Crapsfag and you just watch the Rangers whoop your ass every year in the playoffs and in the regular season
It rains and has sunshine every day. It doesn't storm like it does in the North. Storms sweep in and out almost daily in the summer, fall, and spring. Way more sun than in the Northeast (only two areas of the US that I've lived in, so I can't speak about West Coast, Midwest, etc.)
feels good to be fucking ELITE
I live in florida you stupid faggot arent you supposed to be a >rags
either way holy shit I thought you killed yourself but now you go into the filter
THE CITY OF TAMPON BAY
THE CITY OF TAMPON BAY
THE CITY OF TAMPON BAY
THE CITY OF TAMPON BAY
THE CITY OF TAMPON BAY
THE CITY OF TAMPON BAY
I live in Orlando, bruh. It's a shit ton of rain AND a shit ton of sun. Those things aren't mutually exclusive when you consider that storm lengths vary.
You're just furious that Zuke is back and healthy, since his injury is the only reason Tampa beat us last year. Have fun watching Stammer's last year as a bolt, though :^)
why do you want to be black? is it all the niggers in orlando? are you a waiter kek
caps lock is cruise control for cool
are you on the >rags
>Have fun watching Stammer's last year as a bolt, though :^)
youre projecting pretty hard there
guys I think I found out why detoilet fans are so stupid
especially when you compare crime stats
one seems way more niggardly than the other and in one case detroit isnt that niggardly
Remember the time that Finland went into maximum overmeme?
>post yfw your team didn't trade away a young player that became a superstar
NOT SO FAST BROONS
lel even with Detroit, Flint and Saginaw weighing us down Florida is STILL worse
i got ten bucks that says the father is black, and five that says he's spanish
>Tampon Gay rapes people instead of playing hockey
the right looks like a balding dyke left is the best waifu