Post your dream-booking of Survivor Series.
>Roman vs Seth
>Seth simply can't keep up with the Big Dog
>runs to the ring
>gets on the apron
>"WHAT'S HE DOING HE-"
>"HE'S OUT COLD"
>Roman turns around
>Seth is getting up
>fans are on their feet
>the place is electric
>NEW WWEWHC ROMAN REIGNS
>The following night
>Roman cuts a fucking stellar promo to open Raw
>Seth announces that he may have lost but he and the authority have given a new person Number One Contendership
>someone they can control who will simply destroy Roman and reclaim the WWEWHC for the Authority
>he comes out
>gets in the ring
>stares down the Big Dog
>shakes Roman's hand
>announces he tricked the Authority and used them to gain Number One Contendership
>Roman vs Ryback – The Big Dog vs The Big Guy – in a Face vs Face Respect Angle going into Wrestlemania
I want her to fart in my face desu
I sure do hate niggers.
>tfw check didnt go through
>tfw using a chick i don't even like to buy me booze to support my habit
>tfw gonna get drunk as shit and then blame it on the booze when i can't get hard later
Roman Reigns vs. Seth Rollins
Reigns' music hits
he comes through the crowd
Moments pass in silence
Finally, after some posturing to the crowd, Seth Rollins music hits
He walks out in crutches and a neckbrace
Says he threw out his back fucking Reigns' woman last night, and his tag team partner from last night would be taking his place
a few awkward moments pass, as cole and JBL mumble over Lawler's furious fapping
Beats Roman in 6 seconds
Wyatt family music hits
They drag Reigns to their rape dungeon
>Wrestling is most fun when i'm watching the matches
Show the world your Wrestlefu /wwe/
You got the wrong guy senpai, it was actually me.
Still though im happy to hear you enjoy our american television so much you stay up late to watch it live.
The divas match was the only real bad spot on the card.
I'll give you that the Taker/Lesnar match was pretty weak for the most part, but it was immediately made up for with one of the greatest moments in WWE history ever, so I look back on the match far more favorably.
>Canadian Molly Holly bro
Good to see you again senpai
>BritcUcks stay up to 4 am watching wrestling and shitposting about how much they hate it on a worknight
>During the match
>lel what was the point of this again?
>Taker looks old
>Just retire already you fag
>This is the worst match I've ever seen.
>No this isn't fair! Cena should have ended the streak!
>No, this vanilla midget should have
>Brock sucks, he's just a part timer
WOW so much better!
>This cUck stays updated on american daylight savings time just to watch american wrestling to shitpost about it
I didn't know Reigns was capable of murder
Holy shit, remind me to never get on Based Roman's badside
HOLY SHIT NO WONDER CM PUNK IS STAYING AWAY FROM WWE HAHAHAHA
After that I would have just killed myself. Seriously, Punk can't recover from this
>Americans wanting to have sex with Paige
She is literally how every skank looks on a friday night out in town
You wouldnt even want to touch girls like these because they will be riddled with STDs already
For reals, Roman went to far with that one. That was savage.
great one "m8" what do you do for a living?
Roman becoming #1 has spawned a new level of shitposting in here. The effort is fucking crazy
When he becomes champ this place is going to be even worse and I cant imagine that
I see now why punk wanted to quit so badly
he dodging my boy roman
>using STD's as an excuse as to why you don't have sex
God damn man you kids are pathetic. STD's only happen to niggers and rotten whores. Put a rubber on and beat that pussy up you fucking faggot.
LMFAO great story m8 im really buying that one
>Y-You guys actually pay m-me
Enjoy staying up late watching the worst television we have to offer CuCk
Are you kidding me? That wasn't nearly as annoying and it was cross boarders who came here only for summerslam sticking around then realizing this general was shit and contrarian. This is a one man autism brigade akin to what Sweden does but you can't filter it. Best thing is to just report it.
>"The 11/2/2015 edition of Raw did 3,248,000 viewers, down more than 100,000 from last week’s 3,353,000 viewers. Other than the Christmas Eve 2012 number, last night is the lowest audience that Raw has done since the show has gone to three hours."
>people still think Rometty isn't a ratings killer
Why does the superman punch have such a high power level?
Its a fucking PUNCH
Think we'll see Kevin Owens vs Dean Ambrose at SS?
I'm not strawpoll fag you retard, I like wwe and i like roman.
It's funny how you fags always jump to conspiracy shit, shits usually simpler than you think.
OFFICIAL POSTER POWER-RANKINGS
BMJ ENTHUSIASTS AND RoPosters (ROMAN REIGNS POSTERS(ROASTERS(RIP PHIL)))
PEOPLE WHO SPEND 10 MINUTES WRITING OUT THEIR FANTASY BOOKING AND GETTING ONE REPLY (god bless)
PEOPLE WHO SAY >NXMEME WHEN PEOPLE WATCH >NXMEME
PEOPLE WHO UNDERSTAND DIVAS ARE A SIDE-SHOW ACT
WRESTLING WEBM POSTERS
PEOPLE WHO GENUINELY DISCUSS DIVAS WRESTLING
>Will they ever go over 4 million again?
when ryback gets the the title.
I'm just having fun, lighten up fag, and im not alone, people always bandwagon everything here.
I've barely even samefagged this thread, only the first thread where I did 100 posts.
Says the guy who's only achievement besides playing college football is being related to The Rock. Punk is mainstream right now while he struggles to get pops despite being a face because he's being shoved down everyone's throats.
LOOK AT THIS THOT AND LAUGH
>Nobody talked about him in this thread yet
Fucking memesters missing out on the good stuff
>only the first thread where I did 100 posts
That's not having fun, that's having autism and too much free time. You're trying to create an identity for yourself on an anonymous anime imageboard which is downright pathetic.
And yes you are shitposting.
hey, /wwe/, there's a manga about pro wrestling with little girls
/wwe/ are loving the SOOPAHMAN PUNCH OUTTA NOWHERE instead of the goat
You seem mad that you're irrelevant tBh
and no im not making an identity for myself, this shit will die out soon enough.
Stay bootyblasted faggot punk mark, should you be on /heem/? punk doesn't like fake wrestling
You get called up from NXT
Vince says he is going to rebrand you and give you a big 3 month run and push you to the moon
You are being given the choice of the followiing names
> Otto von Ruthless
> Fang mcFrost
> Ice Dagger
What do you choose
Roman got unleashed. Too hot for tv.
>mad that you're irrelevant
Why would I be mad about being irrelevant on this shit website? Nothing good comes out of being an attentionwhore on 4chan, ask lexplorer and devitt.
>Hurr it's a punk mark
I'm just curious why you decided to start shitting up 1/4 of the thread by spamming it to death.
>implying I ain't the most gangster Ice Dagger of all fucking times
I'll even come up with some dope shit. If I'm drunk and somebody tagged her, it was probably your pal Ice Dagger. Improv nigga.
I think draw is a strong word for based fatass. I wouldnt use that yet.
Dude does move lots of merch though, and it shows. He has abunch of shit that arent t-shirts and has something new in the shop every 2 weeks
Man, I was happy to see Taker lose. The reactions for it were fucking top notch.
>i-its a shit website
Why are you here then? I have fun and enjoy myself
You seem mad and frustrated to be on a website you think is shit.
Quite frankly you're pathetic and no amount of mental gymnastics can change that.
>Y-you're a s-same fag a-autist
Probably make more money than you tho
Cesaro is one of the most popular midcarders and sells lots of merch.
He has never been given a chance to main event either, I think people like watching him and wouldnt tune out if he was in a big match.
Where's your ph.d?
What authority do you have to make such a claim?
>inb4 i got my ph.d from webmd
>So defeated he has to resort to 4chans version of calling someone stupid
well so far Reigns being featured hasnt helped the ratings, this could change.
I wish they still released quarterly ratings where you could see what specific segment people tuned in/out at.
>USA Network is adding at least 104 more hours of wrestling when WWE's "SmackDown" moves to the channel from sibling Syfy next year, bringing its annual total to 263.
>It's a risky move for the NBC Universal cable network, given advertisers' longstanding perception that WWE's crude storylines attract a downscale audience. So NBC Universal and WWE have spent the last several months out in the marketplace attempting to change the image of the franchise.
>The result: 37 new advertisers, including the first auto marketers, have signed on to run commercials in WWE programming on USA. Aside from "SmackDown," USA also airs "Monday Night Raw" and the reality series "Tough Enough," which follows WWE hopefuls competing to be the next WWE star.
>"In the past, WWE wasn't associated with being family-friendly," said Dan Lovinger, exec VP-advertising sales, NBC Universal. "We had to redefine what it is to both advertisers and consumers,"
>"We didn't spend much money at all" in WWE in the past, said Neil Vendetti, exec VP-national video activation, Zenith. "Brands didn't feel comfortable."
>With the increase in wrestling inventory coming to USA from Syfy, NBCU was aggressive in its pitch to agencies and clients during this summer's upfront, according to media buyers.
>"They asked us to go back to our clients and ask them to re-evaluate the reasons why they didn't want to be in wrestling," Mr. Vendetti said.
Both should be upper midcarders imo but not in the ME scene. However what the WWE, Vince or Haitch or Dunn, need to realize is that this is the first generation of wrestling fans who actually care about wrestling ability. Before this as long as ypu were good on the Mic you were guaranteed to be an upper midcarder. And if you excelled on the mic you were a title holder. Now guys like Cesaro and Bryan are over while being shit on the mic, because for the first time fans care about wrestling ability.
>The franchise is "an easier sell now," Mr. Vendetti added, citing reasons for advertisers to get past "legacy" thinking. "It does a good rating, has amazing staying power and is relevant with younger audiences," he said.
>While NBC Universal's pitch was well-received for the most part, some advertisers continue to shy away from the content. And for them, the increase in WWE programming on the network makes USA a harder buy.
>"We ran into issues with supply in prime time on USA because of wrestling's presence," Mr. Vendetti said. "There are still a number of advertisers that won't be in it because of legacy, so it blocks out some advertisers from buying USA in prime time."
>While "Raw" and "SmackDown" are among the most-watched programs on cable TV, averaging 3.3 million and 2.1 million viewers, respectively, viewership is down 13% for "Raw" and 16% for "SmackDown" year-over-year.
>"The problem with how bullish they were on it in the upfront is that it's ratings are down, which just continues to add to USA's ratings issues and total capacity," said David Campanelli, senior VP-director of national broadcast, Horizon Media. Like most cable networks, USA is struggling with ratings declines. In the third quarter, USA's viewership eroded 17%, according to research in a note from Sanford C. Bernstein analyst Todd Juenger.
>The addition of "SmackDown" to USA may take away some hours that would have been filled with reruns of "Modern Family" or "Law & Order," but it also bring 52 weeks of original content that for the most part is DVR-proof, attracts family viewing and over-indexes on multi-cultural audiences, Mr. Lovinger said.
In the original draft of Hell in a Cell, when Undertaker was destroyed Bray Wyatt would have put on his hat and said 'Now I am Undertaker' before morphing into him.
AND THEY ACTUALLY DID IT THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN
>"SmackDown" will also serve as a lead-in to USA's new original series on Thursday nights. "Colony" will be the first to premiere after "SmackDown" in January, with another new series debuting in the 10 p.m. slot every quarter, said Chris McCumber, president, USA Network.
>At least one goal is that viewers who perhaps wouldn't tune in to USA for programming outside of wrestling will sample the series following "SmackDown," Mr. McCumber said.
>After signing a new deal last year to keep WWE programming on NBC Universal channels, the two companies have made a concerted, coordinated effort to change the perception of the franchise and create more robust opportunities for marketers. The increased cooperation resulted in deeper integrations and branded content opportunities for advertisers.
Snapple tapped WWE personalities such as Triple H and Stephanie McMahon for a commercial in April, while Paramount promoted "Terminator: Genisys" with a WWE integration that included Triple H making a grand entrance during "WrestleMania" using imagery from the movie.
>When "SmackDown" debuts on USA next year, Weinstein Co.'s "Hateful Eight" will be the presenting sponsor.
Since WWE controls every aspect of the programming and the participants, it can create storylines that include brands, Mr. Vendetti said.
>Previously, WWE and NBCU spoke to marketers and struck deals separately, said Michelle Wilson, chief marketing and revenue officer, WWE.
>But WWE and NBCU are now meeting with marketers together to come up with bigger integrations that can live across WWE, NBCU and brand's TV, social and digital assets, Ms. Wilson said. "This is how you create ideas that go viral," she said.
>for the first time fans care about wrestling ability.
Fans have always cared about wrestling ability. Stop this meme. It's just that wrestlers of today took inspiration from guys like Shawn, Eddie and Bret who couldn't really talk to save their lives. That's why most of them are small spot monkeys.
Hey guys. Going to a House show Friday night. Getting the B roster. I printed off a bunch of Cesaro Section signs to hand out to the people sitting near me. Think he will come interact with us?
lmao so no phd i guess? Pathetic
Heres one just for you friend.
>Fans have always cared about wrestling ability.
Some of the most over guys in wrestling history couldn't wrestle for shit. You're a moron.
>Some of the most over guys in wrestling history couldn't wrestle for shit
The most over guys in the company could cut a promo, the midcard guys were the ones who could wrestle and fans still cared about these guys.
>You're a moron
And you're fucking underage
>Paul Bearer will never turn on Undertaker and give Bray the urn, maintaining kayfabe in the power transfer
I'm in my 30's, i have been watching wrestling longer than i care to admit, and wrestling ability is the least important attribute when it comes to making a star. You are retarded.
Bryan is actually pretty good on the mic. He's also based as fuck on commentary.
You're not who I replied to so it would help if you go and actually read what I said.
>wrestling ability is the least important attribute when it comes to making a star
I never said it was the most important you retard, I just said that wrestlers of today took inspiration from the guys who knew how to wrestle more than guys who could cut great promos. And wrestling ability has always mattered to the fans, you idiot.
Learn how to fucking read.
>Bryan is actually pretty good on the mic. He's also based as fuck on commentary.
>Since WWE controls every aspect of the programming and the participants, it can create storylines that include brands
Well, I guess we can all look forward to having matches where guys wrestle over who gets to eat a cheeseburger from Sonic.
Have you ever actually heard him on commentary? I know you love fedora posting whenever someone has an opinion a mark wouldn't have but let's be serious for a second.
Ohh, never mind. Carry on.
Samoa Joe could not have picked a worse time to have joined WWE. There is no longer a niche in the market for him.
>Owens already appeals to the fat fans
>Reigns appeals to the Samoans
Who else is left to give a shit about him?
>showing highlights of the match
>literally zero ziggler in any of it
>showing the 4 moves romin did inbetween laying on the ground outside
>saying the name of the town in your opening sentance
If he want's to sacrifice is body he can be Mick Foley tier.
since manlets are now taking over the wrestling world, name a time [pre 2010] when you were rooting for a manlet
for me it's
>spike dudley vs stone cold
stone cold was a total bully and spike+molly was a qt manlet couple, i was totally rooting for spike, and totally satisfied when he was able to get a couple of jabs at stone cold before austin tore him a new one
>implying these two wouldn't be the GOAT tag team
>they sent seth out here to cut another gr8 promo to put romin over
>authority comes out
>we need to make it official
um wasnt the fucking match last week alraedy making this offical
also i can see it already, they're gonna do the same daniel bryan storyline for ramen, hes gonna get screwd over then everyone will love when he finally wins at WM32
I was watching ESPN and they showed Rick Rude doing this and the analysts were laughing hard about it.
Then Michael Cole yesterday mentioned that Big E was "doing the Rick Rude"...why are they trying to resurrect this meme?
I was a big Eddie guy growing up. I marked fucking hard when he beat Brock.
Cause they got a bit of notoriety from it. You have to understand that these people are complete nerds and will shove a meme down someone's throat the second it becomes even remotely mainstream.
why is WWE so fucking cringe with their late as fuck hipness
if they didnt cancel their app they could be using it as TB goes ot the ring, at the very least they should be using periscope
>Wonders why he's selling his leg
>Gives a viable reason
LOL oh shit, i fucking forgot all about fandango, yes thats a perfect example
also wasnt TB orignally supposed to be legit a fag in NXT
i seem to remember that being heavily implied with him flirting with the other men
was that changed once they knew he was getting ready to come up to the main roster?
he won me over when he called flippy shit a dirty immigrant, right after zeb just preached how they're all about equality and countries coming to gether
lol bet gimmick of the year so far
>this cringe as fuck dead delivery about "calling osmeone a B" by orange hair
>the crowd cant understand her
>name dropping 2 broke girls
why is she on the roster again, aside from fucking meme entrance
This is some copy cat guy not me.
People on 4chin always do this, they love copy gimmicks and posts that get over.
>name a better comedy jobbing midcard mastadon negro than Big E
Protip: You can't.
Finn only loves Legos.
You can tell it's not though. Just look at her on NXT and her on WWE. Only thing that's the same is the accent.
What did you guys think of Braaaayyyyy's promo last night?
I loved how kayfabe-heavy and out-there it was. Stuff like that needs to be done more often.
When you do it right it thrives even in this exposed era.
Good luck finding another superstar who can keep kayfabe alive like him in the first place. Lana was the only asset which could do that, that is until Rusev fucked them both over on twitter.
>You clearly haven't watched a single thing she's done outside of the main roster so your opinion doesn't matter.
thats the point neither has the wwe crowd, hes literrally giving you the exact view 90% of the people see.
>bunch of friends getting together having a good time
>just chilling out being goofy for the sake of it
>some fucking spic wears his shirt like a spic and flips the bird
That's not okay.
If cameras had been as common (as in on every phone on literally everyone) back in the day, I guarantee kayfabe would've been dead by the late 70s.
Considering this, he's still keeping it alive better than anyone.
there are numerous stories of how heels and faces were in different cars, sometimes different hotels, all the time and for the slim chance that a face and a heel were together in a car one hid in the back when they were near the arena.
On Table for 3 it was mentioned that when The Shield broke up they started riding separately. Rollins went with Cesaro and Ambrose and Reigns recruited Bo Dallas.
So for whatever reason, some of that is still in effect.
Well no shit. Even Piper couldn't be seen with niggers at times when they went to eat out and made scenes in the restaurants telling guys they had to wait outside to be fed.
But if cameras had been around to capture all the moments they let loose, shit like this picture would've been bound to show up at least once.
It'd be stupid to call the new installment WWE 2K17
So what will the new title be and who's on the cover?
WWE would probably rig their own poll desu
They may as well at least feign a vote and put some smark favourites in the runner-up positions to make it seem legit.
It'd get them a little cred if nothing else.
>favorite movie of all time is Old Boy
hes working on his new gimmick for the next 4 years and 10 months
How comfortable are you with the homoeroticism in wrestling? I'm completely straight but I admit I'm mirin' at some of these bods as a shove cheetos in my mouth.
>Seth vs Owens at Mania
Is Vince just toying with smarks now?
>But the best match we'd see in years
thats not seth vs del rio.
>But the best match we'd see in years
>Ricardo will never come back to be MexAmerica's personal ring announcer
reigns is in the title picture. Threads have imploded into harsh contrarianism and shitposting. Strap in your seatbelt, it only gets worse from here. Once he becomes champ we're going fucking full throttle
we sadly havent seen nothin yet f a m
>Sheamus, Barrett, Sandow (who drops the Macho Man gimmick), Neville, Cesaro, and Rusev form a European coalition of wrestlers and a new stable.
>Zeb Colter, ABR, and KO get involved and Zeb proposes and forms a "United Wrestling Nations".
>>Sheamus, Barrett, Sandow (who drops the Macho Man gimmick), Neville, Cesaro, and Rusev form a European coalition of wrestlers and a new stable.
Why would Sandow join? He's American
>>Zeb Colter, ABR, and KO get involved and Zeb proposes and forms a "United Wrestling Nations".
Zeb's already talked mad shit about Canucks. Plus it's obvious Swagger will rejoin Zeb with ADR
This desu. They've never faced each other before, as far as I know, so it'd be fucking great to see them go at it. Especially now that Del Rio is literally in the best shape of his career at the moment.
There's only one samefag and he outted himself as the guy who from months ago used to spam dicks here and had a personal vendetta against the mod and always spewed shit about reporting everyone to the FBI.