NOVEMBER 3RD GAMES
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Chicago Bulls @ Charlotte Hornets
Indiana Pacers @ Detroit Pistons
Atlanta Hawks @ Miami Heat
Orlando Magic @ New Orleans Pelicans
Toronto Raptors @ Dallas Mavericks
Memphis Grizzlies @ Sacramento Kings
Denver Nuggets @ Los Angeles Lakers
Los Angeles Clippers (4-0)
Golden State Warriors (4-0)
Detroit Pistons (3-0)
Toronto Raptors (3-0)
>Which NBA player has she competed in mattress Olympics with?
tbhfam andre drummond bred a white girl i grew up thinking wasn't into black guys on television
and i never thought in a million years ariana grande would let a black dude hit let alone a manlet before his career got hot
>“LeBron James…looked like he was entering another phase of his career. He’s got a lot of miles on him. Looked different in how he was playing. Went away for two weeks, came back. He’s been lights out. [He] basically has been at 29 [points] a game, 6 [assists] and 6 [rebounds]. Fifty percent shooting. He looks like LeBron again.”
I'll talk ball with you on your non shitpost posts
magic/pelicans is gonna be fun imo if only to see if davis can carry his team. he has a ton of hype and too many excuses made for him. his game is all based on athleticism and all he does is face up and fade away. a shittier garnett
1st time fantasy here
How's my team?
Not listed is pj tucker
I can only hope and pray
That one day
Taylor Swift will make me a happy kekold
She needs a black man clearly, one to lock her down. But I think she's prejudiced albeit coming wrong. She could start off with a light skin nigger with a good job, and transition to a black thugged out buck.
At this point it's almost laughably boring. When your team is so dominant, and your team has a player that is significantly better than even the second best player in the world, you know it's time to revise some NBA history. Right now there is an anti-Curry narrative floating around basketball pundits and social media users because their "GOAT" Michael Jordan is being threatened by the dominance of Steph. Jordan needed Pippen in every sense of the word. No Scottie, no excellence. Jordan was a manufacturered super star (though to be fair, no where near the amount that LeShit is). Curry needs no help. The play he delivers every night is nothing short of magical. 5 on 1 and the guy can dribble out of trouble, fade away for a heavily contested 3, or dish it out in mesmerizing fashion. We already shut that unfunny fat ass Charles Barkley up when our "jump shooting" team became the most dominant team in NBA history and won it all in a fitting conclusion to the 2015 season. As well as this team treats myself and other fans, they did something I didn't think they could do. They got better. This year is undeniable proof that they are the best NBA franchise, and the best NBA dynasty (back to back titles), which by the way, is something the Spuredditors could never do. Unfortunately I'm becoming a bit desensitized to their dominance, but of course I love watching them play. Especially Steph. Now I know how Bulls fans felt in the 90's except 10 fold. Added bonus when Riley is part of the post game press conference, she's so funny. Anyways, I know you non-Warrior fans have high hopes for your teams, which is admirable, but c'mon. Be realistic here, no team can beat Curry and co.
I'll see you guys at Oracle!
Good copypasta but there's truth in this, Jordan never got out the first round without Scottie Pippen.
I'll say it again and look right into the camera this time. Jordan never got out of the first round of the playoffs prior to drafting Scottie Pippen.
A comparable scoring guard is Tracy McGrady who did not get out the first round but put up numbers superior to Kobe Bryant. No one is capable of doing it on their own but Curry's critics and Lebron's critics always bring up their teams when discussing their respective Warriors and Heat championships.
Are good players not also allowed to have good players around them? Does that diminish their abilities?
Why then do Curry and Lebron critics always bring up the 90s Bulls and 00s Lakers
>thinking I'm reading that fucking essay
Shut the fuck up bitch. Steph didn't and doesn't need anyone. He single handedly beat that Cavs team by himself while Klay shit the bed. Instead of bashing on the GOAT, kick back and be thankful that you get to watch him in your lifetime.
I'm upset that Deng has dropped off so much in just 2 seasons. He used to be an all-star and now he's an average bench dude.
Have we been lied to?
>plays in a watered down expansion era
>BTFO by the superior 80 teams
>Needed the scottie to have success in the playoffs
>Bulls don't skip a beat and are still a 50 plus win team without Jordan during his retirement
Is it true; is Jordan truly not the GOAT?
Is Kareem the true rightful GOAT?
is it wrong to raise individual players ratings to reflect their ability in 2k?
I mean stuff should be way higher right? He's blowing playoff western teams out by double digits consistently
Lebron and Jordan have been listed at 98 and 99 respectively for dominating the much weaker east with two hall of fame players and Jordan had the GOAT coach the whole way as well
Yeah but people have consensely ranked AD above Steph, and he played miserably against them.
Curry's team devastated Memphis who's fans sprouted all off season they'd have decimated the Dubs in the second round if they were healthy.
since pistons losing and we all know toronto craptors will lose t onight we down to two undefeated teams!
pls don't be mean to the 44% 3pt shooter, shot blocking, rebound grabbing, point scoring 6 foot 10 inch tall machine.
Literally going to be better than that chucker Michael Jordan.
The Heat are officially the biggest meme team.
>muh "elite" starting 5
>muh Miami mafia
>muh pretend Wade is an above average starter
>muh Whiteside who was last season's Lin
>muh Riley who doesn't give a shit now that LeBron has gone
Once the schedule starts to expose Wade, this team will be just another team stuck in that "low seed in the playoffs" pack, which is the worst place to be.
My experience with online 2k is that everyone is terrible.Once you stop them from getting their fast breaks they'll just chuck up contested jumpers or try and force their way to the basket and fuck up. they have no fucking clue what a pick is or how to deal with it.
>Heat guys talking about the time Bosh got them all camped outside in sleeping bags, looking up at the stars
>Hassan finds a scorpion and freaks out
>Nobody believes him and then they see him chucking stuff at multiple scorpions
>they all run away
>McBob was there as well
omg this is great
>mfw after eating hella thai and trying not to fart in front of my gf
>Who is the face of the Chicago Bulls
>had a large pizza, 10 wings and 4 (four) sodas
The greatest white duo was part of the greatest "Big three" to every play the game and was part of the best quintet of all time nigga
>having a gf
Fuck you man.
On another note, is /nba/ the most diverse general? We have literal obese dudes, stoners, NEETs, good share of international fans, people with jobs but 0 social life, normies with a social life and gfs and one dude who actually works for the Spurs, am i missing anyone?
>was part of the greatest "Big three" to every play the game
U wot m8?
I used to do pizza delivery, and it disgusted me seeing people with those sorts of orders who were clearly living alone. They were clearly unhealthy and I would unfortunately see them often
Today we learned that the Bulls are the same as ever. They fall apart too often to be considered a contender. There's nobody on the team who'll get in everyone's faces about them being down so big and force them to bring it back.
Sorry m8, I'd still choose Bird, McHale and Parish over the three amigos.
I never took calls so never heard people say "we". They were pretty shameless and would strongly imply to you that "yes, I'm going to consume this extra large meat feast stuffed crust pizza, chicken wings, 2 litre coke and dessert all by myself this evening" at the door.
It's especially annoying when you deliver for them a few times and suddenly you're the human they have the most communication with in their lives so they act like you're their friend, although they do tend to tip at that point.
You'll never jam on the best with a shit meal like that.
Who /HOOPSFORTROOPS/ here?
have some self respect
I had a small panic attack once when I was eating mcdonalds. I was munching down on some fries and chugging a sweet tea when suddenly my body felt funny. I legit thought my arteries were closing or something from all the salt and sugar. Have only eaten mcdonalds twice after that
I would say white women like it the least of all the women. White women are snobby as fuck because they're told their whole lives that they're special. Non-white women are way chiller and more open to taking the BBC.
That series was intense as shit.. I remember CP3 going 8/9 from 3, and that >comeback from the Clippers
>my top 10 favorite Clipper moment
why make generals for ez wins? no need to make miami "fans" cry more than they have to
>tfw killed yourself doing 50 pushups and feel dizzy now
this is it bros im going down
Why do white guys even go for white "women"? Easily down there with ghetto black trash. I've seen loads of white guys with Hispanics and mixed girls. Why don't you all just make a concerted effort to go after them so white women erase themselves from.the planet teebeeaych
name a better opening round then that
protip: you can't
>Draymond Green is the best defender in the league
>Read this post
>Go to check box scores for the Pistons game
>Get down to Pistons bench
>2 points scored
>the city of Miami
can't fatigue the teague
>tfw drafted him
I'LL TRADE HIM FOR LEBRON OR CURRY ONLY FUCKBOIS
MY TEAM IS 'TEAM POCKET'
I have curry too. I think my league only has like 3 people that actually take it seriously lol. Can we just get everyone on /sp/ that gives a shit, i'm even willing to put bucks, so people take it seriously.
That series was a fucking highlight reel
>mfw i still remember playing against Deron in high school
i get the weirdest fucking feeling whenever I watch him play now it makes me feel so old I hate it I can't take it
Now you done it. Prepare for future GOAT to kill everyone.
Things I've noticed so far this NBA season
>DJ could be the best player in the league if he was able to score
>The Bulls are going to struggle just to win 40 games
>Spurs are the best team in the league
>Lebron is going to be the next Larry Bird, laying on his back for half the season
>The warriors have the best offense in the league and it's not even close.
>Pistons are the 3rd best team in the East.
If DJ had 1 post move and could shoot 65% it would be ogre
Not close. DET aren't going to win more than 1 series in the playoffs because their bench consists of Serial Killer Blake and Tolliver, but the Clips have shown that doesn't matter.
Hawks are garbage without Teague on the floor, Horford is overrated, and the Wiz are the 2nd best team in the East. Pistons have so much young potential and a coach who knows how to use his players. Goddamn that bench though. Drummund has been hurt a lot his career already, he can't be player 43 fucking mins a game.
>Dat J Cole/Drake connection
We out here
>Draymond Green is the best defender in the league
Yeh but ATL keeps teague on the floor a lot and they're starting to click like they did last year. They'll win 50+ easy this year again. Maybe 55. Still gonna get shit on in the playoffs though.
They remind me of Melo's nuggets a bit.
Don't think you'll find all three in a writer but there's a youtube channel that's pretty good in terms of discussing actual basketball. Here's a recent vid - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ditt0nVd4rs
Era of PGs lad. People take for granted how good Westbrook/Curry are but there are really like 15-20 REALLY fucking good PGs right now. You forget how good guys like Bledsoe, Teague or even IT are.
IT is averaging like 22 points in 28 minutes this year.
It's pretty awesome to see high level PG match ups most nights because half the teams in the league have a PG that is really good.
wish I could give you a hug senpai
Grab a knife stab her in the neck then stick my rock hard dick in her throat as my dick is covered in her blood. Then rape her. Then burn that mixed mutt nigger like a nigger should be burned. Damn I am on /pol/ too much.
DAT FUCKING SHOT BY LOWRY AND A RANDOM FOUL
DALLASS GETTING FUCKED
>the state of the chicago bulls defense
>shaving your ass
>not embracing full bear mode
>didnt spend any time in the offseason threads
you for real family?
>craptors making it past the 1st round of playoffs
>You will not do this shitposting routine again this year because i will not stand for it
Durant has the intangibles and tangibles (height) that Curry doesn't have
10/10 people would take Durant over Curry. Durant has a heart of a champion that Curry doesn't because Curry's a coward who uses the 3 point line
>yfw the raptors beat the thunder tomorrow
>yfw that only cements KD's decision to come to toronto
What do you think Drake has been doing inviting KD to all his concerts in Toronto?
We got him on lock
>mfw gsw got good just in time to shut out lelbrown stains from ever bringing a ring to leaveland
lowry's not fat anymore, cancer like vasquez and lou are gone. Big V can play in the 4th quarter, Scola w/ dat veteran presence, carroll with the D, COJO, the list goes on....not even the truth can stop the raptors now
I have 100 dollars to spend what should I buy senpai?
also real talk: I'm not just overreacting from just 4 games but AD is overrated desu, he's not top 5 yet he's good but not great
>literally falling for the same shitposting as last year
are americans really this dim? I mean in all seriousness, i bet you fags would get outright enraged if someone suggested the leafs would win the stanley cup this year
Post yfw Clippers vs Raptors game 7
>Clippers down 2
>CP3 turns it over
>12 seconds left
>Lowry gets it
>Pierce from behind
>Crosses a Demar
>Pierce for 3
>Lowry jumps for block
>THE MADMAN PUMP FAKED
>2 seconds left
>"I called championship"
If the Raptors even made it to Finals game 7 i would be happy.
If that happened i would piss myself at how based 1 man can be
>mfw i fuck my girl with my Curry jersey on and force her to call me the "Chef"
sometimes I drop my trip because I'm posting on /a/ and I come back and I forget to put trip back on
sometimes it's just nice to be free from the abuse you bullies lay on me for just a short while, but I will never stop posting with my trip, I won't let you bullies win