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Should just let me make the Wings thread if you're gonna be a lazy cunt with them m8.
Ondrej Palat - Steven Stamkos - Ryan Callahan
Alex Killorn - Tyler Johnson - Nikita Kucherov
Brian Boyle - Valtteri Filppula - Erik Condra
Tye McGinn - Vladislav Namestnikov - J.T. Brown
Victor Hedman - Anton Stralman
Matt Carle - Jason Garrison
Andrej Sustr - Braydon Coburn
Scratched: Nikita Nesterov
Injured: Jonathan Drouin (lower body), Cedric Paquette (ankle)
Justin Abdelkader - Henrik Zetterberg - Dylan Larkin
Tomas Tatar - Riley Sheahan - Gustav Nyquist
Joakim Andersson - Darren Helm - Teemu Pulkkinen
Drew Miller - Luke Glendening - Landon Ferraro
Niklas Kronwall - Brendan Smith
Danny DeKeyser - Jonathan Ericsson
Jakub Kindl - Alexey Marchenko
Scratched: Tomas Jurco
Injured: Pavel Datsyuk (ankle), Johan Franzen (concussion-like symptoms), Brad Richards (back), Mike Green (shoulder), Kyle Quincey (concussion protocol)
Status report: Cooper said Drouin and Paquette may be able to return either Thursday at the Buffalo Sabres or Saturday at the Minnesota Wild. … Detroit's only lineup change from Saturday is Howard staring in goal.
Who's hot: Kucherov has a goal and two assists in the past two games. … Nyquist has a goal and two assists in the past two games.
Fuck no. Wings fan.
I just grabbed something for dinner at my works cafe because I was in a hurry and intend to lift tonight. I didn't realize the person who made it hated their customers.
he's actually been normal by Bishop standards. he's definitely not a goalie that can carry a team and he never will be. he's just good enough to play with a team like Tampa that usually scores 4-5 in a game.
>mad at a foreigner who's being "mad" at a sandwich
I tried Publix recently when I visited Florida to see if the maymay had any legitimacy. It was surprisingly good, 8.5/10 sandwich, would eat again. I'm a little jealous you guys have a good sandwich place.
>lived in Florida all my life
>always within a mile or two of a Publix
>never had a Publix sub
still enjoy the meme though desu
>be black guy
>go to hockey game
>get stare at
>I just want to watch my stars
man don't get me wrong I live next to a publix and I eat the sandwiches, but they aren't that great. it's just convenient if I'm grocery shopping and want a sandwich it's in the same building.
any grocery with an above average deli or bakery inside of it.
if you are an immigrant and you move to michigan and fuck a polish chick
you're pretty alright in my book
Possession stats have improved incredibly
How is detoilet in that regard?
>being so scared of banter you filter people
Gotta be from detoilet, the home of the white people afraid to walk the streets of their "city"
woah there, friends. lets not get beside ourselves. I care about Grandpa Mick just as much as you do. I am just worried his days of calling games may be numbered.
I'm not even trying to start problems, but why does "hockey town" arena always look pretty empty in the lower bowl. Tampa games look more crowded to be honest.
we're all just having a nice time my friend
Corporate seats are all in the lower bowl. Upper bowl is always packed. Every game is sold out, but corporate seats often go to waste on weekday games and many regular season games.
It's early on and there's not much at stake right now. Wongs fans are usually pretty chill dudes and actually love hockey. They're probably my favorite 06 team after the Shorks.
That said, it'll be pretty embarrassing if our boys can't beat them tonight and drop two in a row to them. Like half the team is on the injured reserve.
why are so many people posting here? are people just bored from /hoc/ in here?
Wingsfriends, what shitty company name will your new arena have?
>tfw another classic sports arena is replaced by the Vagisil Dome
Sometimes Tampa game threads move and something they don't. If there's no one to go back and forth with it's just the same couple of us making a few comments to one another and cheering goals. Like when we played Winnipeg and Carolina and there was no presence from the other team.
donno, hopefully the Pizza Palace
no you are
the new bridge to Canada is being named after Howe, I would be surprised if they also named the arena after him
it would be nice if they didn't sell naming rights, but who knows. The city owns JLA and they never did it
SHIT POSTING STARTS NOW BELOW THIS LINE
The Little Caesars Pizza Colosseum™
purchase your seasoned tickets™ now in the crazy bread™ club level!
don't miss a game with our 55 dollar hot-n-ready™ upper level bargin tickets!
and don't forget your parking pass in our deep-deep dish™ underground parking structure!
>there are teams who don't have a beloved building manager/zamboni driver
yeah there's no way we're scoring a goal this game
can't even keep the puck in the Detroit zone for longer than 5 seconds this offense is so fucking pathetic
Who /milk, soft ginger nut cookie and feeling good about the game/ here?
Generally in the NHL you don't climb on top of and mount other players Gayboy. This isn't WWE. If you're going to fight then drop your gloves like a man and nut up. Don't be a little faggot on the ice.
why is this team incapable of scoring 5 on 5 goals?
That's not true and you know it.
Don't get butthurt over a little bit of bantz senpai.
even if that's true who cares, why are you even vocally crying about this
Is this a meme I dont know about?
Wings bantz is always pretty reserved, or at least not obnoxious, yet people like to claim that we are the worst shitposters.
Who is memeing who at this point?
>the wongs posters on /hoc/ are by far the worst
Half the thread has been about sandwiches. What are you on about?
Depends on the neighborhood and area you live in. I have friends who have had to check his kid's candy before letting them go at it. He's found razor blades in there, tampered with candy, etc.
Fuck, that sounds way better desu. All I have are slags.
he's butthurt that people were bitching about stamokos even when multiple wings fans said it was justified and larkin was just being a cocky rookie
makes me lel every time
Still here. Still hate him.
What are you gonna do about it?
Hey guys, I just got a delicious sub from publix, and I used a coupon so I ended up having a dollar left over. Should I stop and buy a soda? Hmmm or maybe ill buy a house in Detroit. Decisions, decisions
I know that's a meme sports song but you know the White Stripes are actually from Detroit right
if there's one city that should actually be allowed to sing that stupid song it's Detroit
He was pretty based when he played against >us
My favorite wong meme. Really well done.
>You will never have a home as nice as Pavel
Hes young. And new.
I'd like to see Bishop get more of a break as well, especially since the groin injury, but not at the expense of our position right now.
>"might be better than stamkos" still isn't "stamkos"
oh no the Lightning just scored better even this up
don't even feel good about this
still can't score 5 on 5 against actual teams
>try to sound smart
The rule is that everyone you don't like is shit when your team isn't winning.
In the case of the Wings this used to extend to Kyle Quincy even when the team was winning.
>tfw stream without commercials
>tfw camera that stays on the ice
>they're running around with these things on the ice now
>stopped watching two days ago when he stopped painting, looked in the camera, and thanked all his viewers for literally making his dreams come true
>cried like a bitch, not even ashamed
So I should blame a player I arbitrarily decided is at fault for failures that they have not directly caused? I shouldn't look at what's happening on the screen, fuck, I shouldn't even have an understanding of what's happening on the screen, I should just go straight to 4chan and start bitching about a player like Kippers does before any Vancouver game even starts? How about I just keep pretending you're a Tampa fan, because you're about on par with the faggots I had to sit behind at the last game I went to that kept yapping about their friend's book deal and didn't even look at the goddamned ice.
>"Ross enlisted in the United States Air Force at age 18 and went on to serve as a medical records technician.:15 He eventually rose to the rank of master sergeant and served as the first sergeant of the U.S. Air Force Clinic at Eielson Air Force Base in Alaska. In Alaska, Ross first saw the snow and mountains that later became recurring themes in his artwork. He developed his quick-painting technique to create art for sale in brief daily work breaks. Having held military positions that required him to be, in his own words, "mean" and "tough", "the guy who makes you scrub the latrine, the guy who makes you make your bed, the guy who screams at you for being late to work", Ross decided that if he ever moved on from the military, he would never scream again."
How do you mix?
>you're making this too easy
>do you know how many people were responding to your posts?
>too new to know when fans are fucking with you
>too fucking new
true, but I would bet a major part of that reasoning is simply just to get people to go all the way up there
and no Michigan directional school is that great, except MAYBE for Western
fuck you Palat empty fucking net and you can't fucking score?
God this team fucking sucks
>Not realizing this is a two way street and I legitimately enjoy negative attention, especially when it means I can keep lesser shitposters like 63312274 busy replying to me instead of doing their usual shitposting.
...hey I mean that's cool- if THATS what it takes for you to win a game against us, go ahead and do you booboo...
crash into however many goals you want to, you need all the help you can get apparently.
the red wings may win, but guess what? I still live in the best city in america. we have sunshine almost every day and ill probably go to the beach and pick up some hot babes. meanwhile enjoy your snowstorms and third world cities haha
im not even mad, we crushed you in the playoffs last season and will probably do it again, oh wait your shit team wont even make the playoffs
HAHAHAH FUCK DETROIT
>shit humid weather
>shit bureaucracy and assistance programs
>shit populace, nothing but fucking criminals and rednecks
>Lightning is the ONLY good thing about this place
>DO NOT COME HERE, enjoy from afar.
HOLY FUCK THIS PP IS SO FUCKING BAD
needed to fucking score there so bad this team is literally incapable of scoring 5 on 5
no one is saying Detroit is great but Tampa Bay as the best?... please
I much prefer snowstorms to heat and humidity, but that's just a personal preference
I'm actually going to Orlando this weekend and it sucks because it's hot as fuck there whereas here it's comfy fall weather. although today it was unseasonably warm
yeah youre right, i got THAT specific WITHOUT having ANY personal experiences to back up any of those claims whatsoever.
they're all true, try applying for medicaid in this state and see what happens. enjoy the ride with no lube, fuckwad.
>I much prefer snowstorms to heat and humidity, but that's just a personal preference
>tfw one of your best friends moved to dry and warm santa fe new mexico
the absolute madman, he actually did it
part of me wonders if all of those things won't apply to every state in the US, in some form or fashion.
looking for a state that DOESNT fit that description, reply if you know of any!
true, but Michigan has a lot of non-trashy cities (like I'm sure Florida does, somewhere)
we do however have lots of nice forests and shit, I donno if Florida has that. and at least Fall/Spring weather is nice and summer is much more mild than in Florida
> Living in Michigan
I seriously hope you guys dont do this
>bishop got us to the playoffs and held his own, even played through his injury
>you dont even deserve to wear the team colors, if your loyalty is so fickle as to dissipate once a player caters to his injury
always love how everyone fucks with players post injury, comparing their performance before and after like they're actually comparable. if taking a back seat one year (stamkos) or losing a few games (bishop) saves me the rest of my LIFELONG CAREER AS A SPORTS PLAYER, fuck that year. guess we're having a shit year.
This. Everytime I go to Florida I can't believe the humidity.
>So humid I can wipe off permanent marker with my bare hands
>So humid freshly cleaned clothes stick to my body when I try to put them on.
>So humid my glasses fog up just walking outside
I'm 90% convinced this is why the people in Florida are fucking crazy. Water brains.
smell my nuts