1st for Matt Hendricks & Sam Gagner
same here bro, i wish i wasn't born here
>EA Sports releases NHL game
>glitch and cheese goals everywhere
>mfw I noticed since Oilers got their first #1 draft pick more and more of The Oilers try the EA Sports NHL cheese goals IRL
Anyone else notice the Oilers trying this stuff?
>when you gotta say "honest" and "great guy" describing a player
Holy fuck Neuvirth goddamn
Eberle Christmas when
Oilers music guy plays the worst music in all of sports, he caters to the dirty natives that maybe in the crowd. Rap should not be played during an NHL game and Nickleback should only be played ironically
Eberle care package incoming!
so glad /hoc/ has taken a liking to my OC file names
that was greasy
I hope they don't rush Ebs back
Actually Paavo, hating on nickelback predates reddit by quite a while. One of my best friends' sisters was a groupie for them before they were famous. It's interesting that before they found their "sound" they were actually not terrible. Now everything they do is just insanely derivative of itself. I think it's called drop out rock, because the only people who like it are 30+ year olds who didn't finish high school.
>Should be a close one.
No. The Flyers haven't been able to play hockey since last week. At this point I think they'd get BTFO by AHL teams.
if edmonton was eastern conf we would be the best team in the conf and lock for offs
montreal seriously just stat padding against shitty ass eastern teams
fuckin lol. got fuckin' rekt by oilers, best team in the league my ass
>50 goals in 39 games
Will it ever be broken?
Leon 'GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW' Draisatl
Leon '14/88' Draisatl
Leon 'Kike On a Spike' Draisatl
Leon 'The future of the white Race' Draisatl
Leon 'the walking holocaust' Draisatl
Leon 'One Man Auschwitz' Draisatl
Leon 'Holocauster Tycoon' Draisatl
It's like being a superprivileged 3rd grader on the last day of school before christmas. You do horribly at school and still get rewarded with the #1 toy of the season, only to break it apart and yell that "just wait 20 years, dad and I have graduated high school"
>PLAY IT PLAY IT PLAY IT PLAY IT PLAY IT PLAY IT PLAY IT PLAY IT PLAY IT PLAY IT PLAY IT PLAY IT PLAY IT PLAY IT PLAY IT PLAY IT PLAY IT PLAY IT PLAY IT PLAY IT PLAY IT PLAY IT PLAY IT PLAY IT PLAY IT PLAY IT PLAY IT PLAY IT PLAY IT
>put the puck down when you're surrounded by two oilers and a mile from your crease
>refuse to move the puck because it would almost certainly end up as a goal
How is that not delay of game?
It's okay, Philly fans want that clown gone.
It's like the Flyers are obligated to have a bottom 5 player in the league on their team at all times. No more Rinaldo? Hello Manning.
>He's awfully still sitting there
These fucking Philly fucks, what do they want him to do? lay on the bench like some of us are doing on our couches right now?
>Reinhart just set it up
Keep chirping him Finnbro it's helping somehow
>you prayed for McDavid with all your heart
>but nothing happened.
>If we get a lot of shots that means we did a good job
Taylor Hall is still in the game tho
"CONNOR. CONNOR CAN YOU HEAR ME?"
"Y-yeah Mess.... What's going on? W-where am I?
"Connor listen buddy, we took you to the hospital after that hit you took against the flyers."
"What the hell? That wasn't that bad, I just fucked up my shoulder!"
"No buddy. The collision with the boards dislodged a blood clot in your brachial artery. It travelled to your heart. You died Connor. I'm sorry man."
"That's impossible! I can still move, I can still see... WAIT. where are the colors Mess? I can't see any colors...Oh God, am I really..."
"It's OK Connor. we saved your brain. Shit, you might not like this but we put you in a 12 ton life support system."
"EVEN IN DEATH I STILL SKATE"
>career over before it started
The NHL is cursed, every generational talent that has the potential to be used for merchandising for 15+ years like NBA's Jordan always has an unfortunate injury.
>Crosby concussed in 2011, never returned to the same form
>Stamkos breaks leg, still hasn't returned to form
>McDavid breaks shoulder, probably will linger on for most of his career
WOOOOOO THANKS BASED FLYERS
I WON THE POOL ON WHAT TEAM WOULD END MCMEMES CAREER!!!
WOOOOOOOO 300$ AND A COUPON FOR 2XL PIZZA FROM PIZZA HUT FOR THE PRICE OF 1
The @EdmontonOilers could lose McDavid for an extended time.
It is fugging FUCKED, good luck getting into the playoffs!
"Mess, I saw the giant pysanka in vegreville man. I saw that shit. Motherfucker I went to Two Hills. I don't need to see that. Just let me OPERATING AT PEAK EFFICIENCY, PURGE THE UNCLEAN..."
"But did you go to West Edmonton Mall?"
"For fuck's sake Mess that was like the first thing I saw."
"But did you go to the Muttart?"
"Yeah that was pretty cool, I can't fit in the doors anymore now that I'm a 14 foot tall robotic death-coffin."
"Good thing you saw it before the hit then, right bud? You should see the autoskates we installed. You'll be flying down the frozen North Saskatchewan in no time."
>Crosby will never surpass his 2011 self again
>his prime was cut short
>literally had the potential to become the GOAT if he didn't have 300 injuries
From an objective perspective, I just want to see guy reach their potential regardless of weather I cheer for their team or not, I don't like Oilers but they better do all they can to ensure McDavid becomes one of the greats.
in a fucked up twist of fate, it's actually hall that is injured long term and mcdavid's only out for a couple games.
Also the real question is, now that there's been mcd-yak-pouliot line chemistry, where's eberle-chan going?