>play as Cubs fan
>over 100 years clocked already and still haven't seen a win yet
This is even longer than my WoW career, anyone know how much longer this lasts? Getting kind of ridiculous here.
Who are you playing as?
>roll Lions fan
>character comes with free Brown Bag helmet and Datsyuk Sweater armor
>select a team screen
>choose Chicago White Sox
>window pops up that says "Who?"
>tfw simmed 26 years if nothingness
>tfw you would see most spectators leave only return when their cross-bridge rival is in town wearing their gear
>Play as Vikings Fans
>Start talking about Franchise QBs
>this pops up
>Boot up Spectator '13
>Download European expansion for £15.99
>Play as Chelsea
>Spend 3 hours running round north london looking for the other mob
>Lose the other mob and miss the game
8/8 - not enough blood IGN
>fire up Spectator '13
>start with a HS hockey team
>given AAA batteries to throw at opposing fans
>move onto minor league baseball
>given C batteries and start small fights with opposing fans
>promoted to MLB/NBA
>given 5 9V batteries and a sock to launch a players;get in fist fights with players
>play as Seattle fan
>watch a basketball team move to Oklahoma
>try to steal CA's capital's only team
>watch baseball team win 116 games
>watch them lose ALCS to most decorated team in league
>start attending football games 3 years ago
>Start campaign mode in 90s as a Cleveland fan
>Decide I'm taking my fan talents to Dallas
>Cowboys fan now
>everybody just calls me a bandwagon fan
>I don't care cause I'm Yankee fan too
>set up account as Seahawks fan
>literally every time I try to start up my Microsoft® Xbox ONE™, it crashes because the inbox is spammed with too many messages
>start as Bengals fan.
>start when they are at 3-0.
>playing over a month now.
>"ultra fan "achievement unlocked.
>get a message that I'm literally their longest running fan irl.
>Play as Liverpool fan
>Can't get past the Hillsborough level
>Play as Leeds United fan
>Play it safe and have a go supporting a literally who Brazillian team
>Get killed by a fucking toilet bowl
>Taking game back to CEX
This game isn't for me.
>start up spectator.
>something seems off.
>I'm watching the Jets.
>i don't focus on the players, but strangely the coaches.
>"you've been fined $500,000“ achievement pops up.
>mfw i accidentally put in the 07 version.
>start the NFL game as a Steelers fan.
>get raped by the quarterback.
>reboot and change to NBA and Lakers.
>get raped by guard.
>try again with Olympic soccer campaign and choose Brazil.
>get raped by Germany.
Excited for the expansion.
>>try again with Olympic soccer campaign and choose Brazil.
>>get raped by Germany.
>Start up spectator
>Play as Kansas City Royals fan
>I am a little girl teleported to a parade wearing a pink jersey
>have no clue what is happening bbut I'm happy
>Post on a Cantonese jumprope forum telling everyone to #kiss the ring
>pop the disk in.
>select the 49ers.
>games are going okay than previous weeks, but not by much.
>the new guy they have out there isn't much of an improvement.
>i start to get teary-eyed.
>embarrassed for my team, i slip on my headphones.
>YOU CAN TELL ERREBODY
>get the olympics expansion pack
>go into the international lobby as a swimmer
>everyone accuses me of griefing because I won alot
>smoke some weed and look around
>go to the /gym/ lobby
>game shuts down and a screen notifies me that my IP and home address have been logged
what do bros Im scared