LA:Jhonas Enroth posts shutout vs. Blues
LA:Anze Kopitar leaves Tuesday's game with UBI
EDM:McDavid exits gm vs. PHI with shoulder injury
OTT:Kyle Turris scores OT winner vs. Habs
DET:Dylan Larkin scores GWG vs. Bolts
DAL:Tyler Seguin scores hat trick in win over BOS
NYR:Henrik Lundqvist stops 32 in win over Caps
BOS:Chris Kelly fractures femur, out 6-8 months
SJ:Couture not skating yet, but making progress
CHI:Marian Hossa (LBI) won't be back Wednesday
EDM:Oilers to start Anders Nilsson vs. Flyers
LA:Jhonas Enroth probable to face Blues Tuesday
salty tampa bay fans
cant handle the bantz
the real difference between florida and michigan
>florida only slightly more dangerous than michigan
even with detroit? jeez, florida, get your shit together
>Another shoulder injury to a top player
Ahhh, life as an Oilers fan.
> there is literally a salt mine under detroit
jeez, just get over losing in the playoffs already. its not a big deal, your team was shit and go beat by the better team. nothing to be mad about
You mean besides the Leafs?
Jewish Plebvian detected
>Joanne Ireland @jirelandEJ 56s56 seconds ago
>Connor McDavid has a long term upper body injury, according to #Oilers coach Todd McLellan
oh wow he hurt his knee too
McMeme BTFO haha
Now, watch Edmonton force him back into play before he's actually recovered, ruining his career
they've got that squid thing, that's a pretty good meme
>tfw no smuk_anon
How many legendary memes have we missed out on
>shorks imploding already
The Canucks hate the Maple Leafs because they think we hate them. They also hate the Maple Leafs because in certain business circles Vancouverites have heard they don't work as hard as Torontonians.
You can see this in lolitrolu's posts. He wants to be Toronto so bad. He wants to be part of the most rich franchise in the world. He wants the best jerseys in the NHL. He wants the best history in the league (13 stanley cups, yes 13). That's 13 more than the canucks but i'm cheating because the canucks literally do not have a cup.
Not only is this evident with lolitrolu but it was most evident when they rioted after the loss in the finals. The team may make the playoffs frequently but what is the purpose of making the playoffs if you are out in the early rounds every year. They literally destroyed their beautiful city because they wanted to win a cup that year. They broke glass. Broke small mom & pop stores or ching & chong stores.
The people living in Vancouver will always want to be Torontonians and honestly since we all have canadian flags just don't be ashamed to act like you're a Torontonian because they can't tell. Leafs > Canucks. May not be this year but as a franchise and in the future they are.
>Canautists getting mad at sandwiches
>McBust busted up his career
LELMAO! HOW YOU LIKE DEM MEATS AND TATES?
>Kopitar and McDavind injured on the same night
No kidding though, the Oilers are just bad news with 1st overall picks. They didn't even do anything wrong with their pick this year and he fucks up his shoulder.
What do you guys think smuk_anok has been doing? He had too much time invested in /hoc/ to just abandon it
Just put your name back on dammit, ignore autists and jellyfags
>can't even survive til the All-Star break in the NHL
>not doing anything wrong
>the two westernmost canadian arenas are both named after rogers
The Laffs hate the Habs because they think we hate them. They also hate the Habs because in every business circles Torontonians have heard they don't work as hard as Quebecer.
You can see this in the average laff retarded fan posts. He wants to be Montrealso bad. He wants to be part of the most rich franchise in the world. He wants the best jerseys in the NHL. He wants the best history in the league (24 stanley cups, yes 24). That's 11 more than the laffsbut i'm cheating because the laffs literally do not have a cup past 1967
Not only is this evident with the avergae retarded laff fan but it was most evident when they rioted after they missed the playoffs . The team cannot even make the playoffs.(No comparative to the riots because torontonians are the most docile and weak canadians)
The people living in Toronto will always want to be Montrealers and honestly since we all have canadian flags just don't be ashamed to act like you're a Quebecer because they can't tell. Habs>Laffs. This year and every other as a franchise and in the future
Tonight a linesman stole one of the Oilers' sticks. He lost it and just as the puck went the other way and he was able to disengage, the lines man picked it up and skated away with it.
I don't think you understand, the owner could literally give 2 shits about it, he's rich and just spent on stadium improvements
Also you're wrong about the fans of the team but thanks for sharing your outsider opinion. Support is still strong here in Newport
>mfw went to oc one year and saw more kongs stickers on cars
when will it end? when will they be stopped?
Leave Gary Bettman to me
When do you guys think Therrien will let Semin play hockey again?
Do not read if blogs offend you
>Last two flights of the day
>I have my choice
>One is heavier but is staying overnight
>The other one is lighter but turning around
>Choose the heavier one
>Luck out, its early and lighter than expected for its passenger load, have enough time to finish it up and watch the game in the break room until the end of my shift.
>Other flight is suspiciously late, Should have left for toronto by now
>Turns out some guy on the plane shit himself in his seat
>Tried to walk to the washroom to clean up, but just leaked his diarrhea shit all over the aisle
>While trying to clean up in the tiny airplane washroom managed to get shit all over the walls and the mirror
>plane ends up delayed over 2 hours while it gets a full steam cleaning and the scrub down
Its wonderful when the stars align to give you a good day. And to top it all off the Sens won. I also like to think that the guy headed to Toronto is the perfect analogy for the leafs. Shitting the bed, and just getting shittier while trying to fix it.
>ducks fans are really delusional
dumb stinky smellys
America care to explain? I thought we were the ugly mongols
gg Bleu Jackest bros
>Eichel snags the caldeer with easy
>oilers draft Auston Matthews who is strong off his year of raping swiss men
>gets traded to LA in 2020 and becomes the GOAT to surpass gretsky
>kikel for kalder
how incorrect of you
hi when will hannafin be elite
Dont mind me I am the guy Edmonton will call up to replace mcmeme
desu any woman looks amazing when you might freeze you dick off in yourself that night. People fuck just to stay alive in Alaska
>tfw I cant wear shorts all the time anymore
>not having players leading the league in scoring in at least 3 different positions
>literally giving yourself hypothermia
No thanks senpai. I'll enjoy my one blanket and A/C
eww. I hiked this in june its much better
reminder that Lindberg will be a PPG player by Christmas
thats not grass lad its a volcano. I was pretty high up
There's is a whole land up there where people don't have constant swamp ass. Truly magical.
As long as it's over 0 i'm in T-Shirts. Sometimes we get tourist and they recoil in fear when they see me.
thanks. went glacier hiking too
>publix fags dont know this feel
Nah, in 90 weather i sweat and buy Mr freezes till night comes.
Brown people can't handle the cold. THey don't ''do'' cold.
You are in hoc, ffs, you didn't realise there were like 4 brownies?
youre missing out on all the amazing things the world has to offer though
The first rule you gotta follow about keg lifting is to grab the keg with both hands firmly and lift the keg with your knees or you will BTFO your back and you will never make 6 digits lifting beer kegs ever again
not a meme senpai
only the fastest growing career in america
well this was iceland but I went in june so it made it up to 60f everyday. perfect tshirt weather. even had to cross some glacier streams that were about 40f
you aint seen the world til you've been on a volcano, glacier, jungle, dessert and wherever the fuck the next place I decide to go to is. was thinking about norway or denmark honestly
Thanks for nothing.
How's it feel this fucking loser got this, Bakersfield kek?
>tfw realize the other people memeing on /hoc/ are real life 20-somethings with real life things they do
It's actually just a big program. There's only about 200 real users of the site, everything else is procedurally generated. Didn't you ever notice that things tend be repeated a lot, just like textures in video games?
Probably not tbf, Kane and zucker broke their collarbones and were back in like 7 weeks after surgery. Hell I broke mine and was pretty much good after 8, it was minor but I'm also not an athlete and had no urgery.
It all depends how out if place the bone is.
>tfw McConnor, Tavares, Shattenkrik, Barkov and Kopitar all injuried
>tfw they all on my fantasy team
Pick related, Prospects we did not ruin.
>mfw Auston Matthews already has his shoulder surgery booked
I should have known..
Tomas Hertl doesn't know that feeling (most likely).
Why do you bully with such a tired meme?
Minnesota has one of the largest Swedish American populations in the US. I mean some madmen still eat lutefisk.
Would you forsake Brodin like that?
>Der Führer und Reichskanzler Leon von Draishoah
>tfw i spent the whole offseason posting things like >yfw connor mcdavid breaks his neck in his first game and dies on the ice on national television
>mfw it finally paid off and connor mcdavid broke his collarbone and is out long term
>mfw i injured connor mcdavid
I went there once and I got bowel cancer
Those aren't even related you jumbodumbo.
Honestly I feel that if Torres had stayed on the shorks his first game back from 41 games would be against the oilels and he would kill McDavid was a vastly underrated meme.
There's nothing in Denmark if it's adventure you seek.
But I reckon you hate cold, camping and actual hard work when it comes to hiking/camping so I'm gonna keep quiet about cool places.
You failed to impress mate
>tfw you can't even remember the last time your team had questionable goaltending
Feels good having one position always be consistent I suppose.
Why is Binland so hateful these days? Is it because of Finnish goaltending?
>1993 was 40 years ago
No I'm not happy the best up and coming hockey player is injured. It's funny that you think the Oilers would be anything this year even with McDavid. You want the best players playing because it's the most entertaining to watch.
They'll probably both get around 50-60 points tbqh
That's a lot in this day and age cuz. I doubt mcjesus will be that far off, having had clavicle contusions myself it's really not so bad for your body as a whole
I only hate him because of the media hype
TFW i did the shop but didn't change the text
>he thinks Dallas is the best team in the league
>tfw girls will never look at you like that EVER
Hey guys, is there a way to send "fan"mail to Jaden Schwartz.
I have him in my fantasy draft. Would like to send him my thoughts on his great gameplay in the past recent games
>Long enough to have seen hasbs get kek'd out of the playoffs several times
>implying I think the Habs are the best team
>mfw Dallas wins the president's trophy and eliminated in the first round
Goalies with best sv% this season (5 or more games played):
1. Lundqvist 94.3%
2. Fleury 94.2%
3. Condon 94.1%
4. Neuvirth 93.9%
5. Crawford 93.8%
6. Price 93.6%
7. Halak 93.6%
8. Andersen 93.5%
9. Howard 93.4%
10. Luongo 93.4%
11. Allen 93.1%
12. Miller 92.7%
13. Hutchinson 92.5%
14. RINNE 92.5%
26. NIEMI 90.8%
29. Lehtonen 90.5%
>oh wow our amateurs not banned from competition are better than russia's amateurs not banned from competition
>truly a miracle on ice
>tfw Finn but no win
Do you think we need more Finns?
Watching the Flyers play their worst hockey in some time
superior and greasy lunch comin through
>yfw Chiarelli forces McMeme back onto the ice 3 weeks before he's recovered and ruins his career
This McDavid injury is a problem. Looks like we need a solution to this. A final solution.
>2 goalies and neither of them are swedes
Literally the definition of a cup winning team