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>Matt Brown injured, Neil Magny steps in to fight Kelvin Gastelum at TUF Latin American Finale:
>Daniel Cormier reveals PPV buys from his fight against Rumble "less than 400k", with "less than 300k" against Gustafsson:
>Bobby Lashley vs Kimbo Slice to headline February 19 Bellator card:
>Will Brooks supposedly assaulted by Patricio Pitbull and entourage, alleges video evidence:
>Edmond Tarverdyan files for bankruptcy, says in a statement he did it ">for free":
>Jon Jones signs sponsorship deal with sports nutrition company GAT:
>Jon Jones deadlifts 585 pounds:
Just ignore me, senpai. You started the meming first calling me lithkek for me expressing a liking for the way Yoel moves and defending him for what he does. I don't like being memed hard, but when someone asks or situation urges, I couldn't care less if I post myself here.
>just so happens to ref every Conor fight after he blows up in popularity
The truth is out there
>Conor's knee explodes from a leg kick
>Aldo goes down from a left cutting his eye
>The miraculous double injury NC is upon us
>Herb waves off woobly Aldo while Conor groans
>Dana straps Conor while Nelson holds him up
just a heads up the fucking cum stain moderator now gives you an automatic ban for using that blank character to bypass the word filter. literally fuck humanity. what a fucking embarrassment. power corrupts, anyone who wants it shouldn't have it.
>tfw you could without a shadow of a doubt heem every here
I really can't fathom how comically pathetic a person must be to let this minuscule amount of 'power' go to their head.
My life isn't so great right now, but I will always take solace in the fact I'm not a 4chan janitor.
Nick Diaz won rounds 1, 2, 5
>tfw I bet the utilities money again
>this time on Cummings
I hope Glover gets the flut 2 days before the fight
Daily reminder that Canderson got fucking memed on while on PEDs and his legacy is in shreds
Johnson improved his wrestling because of DC big time, also Bader is too clumsy to tame Rumble.
On the side note, I might've killed a guy with banter just now. Texting around friends if I really did, what seems likely currently. Won't post continuation to this if they are messing around with me, but might as well break the news first if I did.
I'm hoping Bader will survive the heem missile, AJ will try to grapple and he will get out clinched for 3 rounds
Then Bader will have to try selling his chances at the title on a mic
I got greedy and poured too much crown in to my hot apple cider and now it tastes bad :(
Vitor Belfort vs. Dan Henderson
Glover Teixeira vs. Patrick Cummins
Thomas Almeida vs. Anthony Birchak
Piotr Hallmann vs. Alex Oliveira
Rashid Magomedov vs. Gilbert Burns
Corey Anderson vs. Fabio Maldonado
>Aldo is ready to be done with semen slurping promotions and go pasture in the beaches of Rio
Does everyone have their '>le fixed fight' memes ready to go once Conor beaches Smaldo?
If I had to actually pay my hard earned dollars on UFC products I wouldn't even follow this 'sport'
I cant be the only one
Why is the Reebok shit so, so awful? It's like they are actually trying to insult the fans. What they are putting out is honestly the worst product I have ever seen from an apparel company of that size in my life.
I wouldn't want that garbage if it was free, then you see the prices and you have to wonder if they are just memeing
Vitor by KO
Teixeira by KO
Almeida by KO
Hallman by submission
Magomedov by decision
Anderson by beastin
Monthly reminder that Rumble has lost every single fight where his opponent got at least 1 (one) takedown. In a deeper weight class, he'd be considered a heavier Melvin Guillard.
The guy with the molestache is insecure that the only reason he's still in the competition is because the judges fucked his opponent out of a decision win, so he needs to maintain his frame or some other beta shit.
C A L L E N
>that file name
Kek. Cerrone said that Benson wound up being cool with it.He told Donald sometime after the fight something like I "got" the first one and you got the second.
>Thanks for the Australian food, Anon.
Reebok only survived because of smart sponsorship deals and and sticking a union flag on their products. So the UK as a base was a stable, solid market for them that let them compete with addidas and nike, challenging Puma for third.
Their shit though
this is aldo's shirt, i don't see why it's so hard for reebok to make a shirt like this and not the dogshit they put out.
>Swede said he was going to destroy the meme kicker
>has done nothing
He's pretty funny. I watched his podcast with Sam Alvey and it wasn't bad. But I think they release an episode like once a month.
>Asian Bryan Callen
Man Callen is great at everything.
>I must buy GAT related products now.
That was the funniest thing that has ever happened on The Fighter and the Kid and Schlub acts like he's offended. His reaction is 10x's more embarrassing than a nearly 50 year old man farting into a microphone.
Speaking of /r/, anyone got a link to one of those times Rogan started talking about bbc on a podcast? I need it for future reference
i got you covered, senpai
Christ I never knew how much I hated this man until I watched this
> Fat piece of shit
> Le "I put sriracha on everything" meme
> Edgy, try hard restaurant name and theme
> Constantly cussing to seem edgy
> Constant referencing of his hangovers to remind everyone that he parties hard
> Showing off his golden switch blade like a fucking neck beard
> He eats like a sloppy fucking pig, can't even take one bite without smearing his face
God damn what the fuck.
>Edgy, try hard restaurant name and theme
>Constantly cussing to seem edgy
But he didn't even take the easy edge of calling canola oil by its original name: rapeseed oil. Imagine:
>Then I put the rapeseed oil all up in my eggslut sandwich
Why do guys with average dicks project so hard? Hungary and France average dick size is just as big as the biggest African nations.
Sorry that all Americans are German or Irish, kek.
Brondor wanted to show is deep thinking mature side by bringing up the gop debates and callen immediately recognized that this would piss off the majority of their 12 year old- fanbase so he haad to think fast. Callen is a hero.
I would never have expected Rousey vs Correia to reach 900k. Let's not forget that one was in the wake of 189, which had the full marketing push. 190 was almost an afterthought it seemed.
So this one, with a proper full marketing push? It has to break 1 million, doesn't it?
It's just hard to say, the usual rules don't seem to apply to Ronda. It's a non-North American card, which don't usually sell well, but so was the Correia fight. And this card actually has some decent fights underneath it, unlike 190 which was dreadful on paper (and in execution).
It'll depend on how well they hype up Holm's boxing credentials & her undefeated record to casuals.
Rousey is just like mayweather now. Sport is rarely looked into except for some figure. Sucks to witness this.
Pic related is the continuation. I am blocked in their friend circle. Jesus Christ.
Fighters painted like French girls time? Fighters painted like French girls time.
depends on what you need it for. if you need it for work then I'd buy one of those standard microsoft. if you want a gaming mouse then get a g502 because it's probably the best one you can get at the moment and compared to other models it really isn't that expensive. imo it pays off to spend more money on a mouse
Wow Vast Guy / Boulder Clench taking up almost a quarter of the promo poster, someone at UFC goofed hard. Also /r/ing McGregor / Siver shoop
This card cannot fail.
If Aldo or McGregor pulls out, both Frankie and mendes are prepared to go 5 rounds no problem. Holloway or Stephens or even Faber vs Saenz could be moved to fill the TUF finale card.
Jacare and Romero will also be in fighting shape should Rockhold pull out.
He made some decent points about signing 5+ fight contracts and complaining about pay without testing free agency. He also gave Rousey a bit of stick for hanging up on the conference call when she got asked about Travis Browne.
Weidman would lose to Jacare, Rockhold and Romero. He is not great and shouldn't be cocky expecting people getting on his ride. Straigh delusional believing there was much skill in Silva snapping his leg and soggy sausage looking Vitor not being able to fend off a takedown.
Are the odds on this fight out yet? Literally bet everything on Paige.
Tyron Woodley is an idiot. There is no way he is going to get a title shot without winning another fight. There is literally no hype around him getting one to begin with. He is a dummy for believing anything Dana says and is just wasting his career by not taking fights.
We just got this fucking cold as fuck frost so it's freezing when I bike of in the morning and its cold and in the afternoon its too damn hot
I train there. It's 15 bucks a month. 20 bucks a month for privates with Ken. I got good partners too like Joe Hurley and some other guys. Guy Mezger was there too one time but all he did was scream at Ken from the door.
When is this eggs are good for you meme for fighters going to end? They're literally horrendous for your health.
>living somewhere it gets cold
>tfw I just remembered Rizin is announcing Fedor's opponent tomorrow, I'm guessing they'll do it on the Bellator show.
Get hyped lads
Imagine if UFC would send Jon Jones just to make the UFC look good and as a fuck you to Fedor, Rizin would take it super hard because it's fucking money.
>tfw Ronda will never be your tomboyish best friend growing up
>tfw you will never go on adventures innawoods with each other
>tfw you will never build a dummy together and put clothes on it then drop it from an overpass onto a busy highway causing a massive pileup
First event of the month tomorrow. Pretty good card by lellator standards.
i wish we could just skip ahead to this week
Hey britbro that heemed my shit up on EA UFC, you getting blops3?
>why the fuck would GSP fight at 185
Why wouldn't he? It's always been his biggest dream, but with cAnderson gone and the influx of actual talented fighters like Romero and Rockhold, maybe it has lost some of its allure.
I will stand and bang until my head is red and then I usually shoot a desperation takedown. I'm not very good, the britbonger beat me three times in a row, only our HW fight was competitive.
Can somebody be so kind and post the latest lithkek of last thread for me since I'm collecting them and I gotta catch 'em all. I'm willing to share a picture heem's own BBB (Based BoobsBro) for it. Thanks in regard!
I really really like MMA!
who /The Ultimate Fighter S22E07 HDTV x264 daview = SPARROW =/ here?
Was yesterday's kek chat any good?
Idk, but I think Anderson would get BTFO. Think he's too old now, and the two Weidman fights and the whole drug test scandal can't have strengthened him mentally.
Would people be interested in a GSP vs Silva fight today?
Yet 100x more people will listen to that show than 3 guys who can give you a technical breakdown of guys on the fightpass prelims. The mma beat is literally way worse than espn first take.
>Ariel "I swear I don't like being the center of attention" Helwani
>Luke "Get away from me you inferior peasant" Thomas
>Jeff "Why the fuck am I even here" Wagenheim
>Chuck "Terrible joke followed by awkward silence" Mindenhall
He mentioned few times now that he will take time like usually in this fight, then said he will injure Conor. We saw a video of his kick practise, so I believe that will be the plan. Note that those body kicks against mcgregor's stance are highly probable to hit and do it effectively so. I would love to see conor succumbing into fetus position from the pain.
everyone talks about how conors stance is bad vs leg kicks, but you think that conor didnt figure this out already?
Even the biggest casual on sherdog knows that his stance is bad
Everyone has also been saying that he gets hit a lot and he certainly didn't fix that.
Conor = offense
He's not defensive minded, at all. When he trades punches and kicks, he wins.
I made a Kingdom thread in /tv/
Honestly, I thought he was pretty good. He didn't get "beat the fuck up", only a couple of shots landed clean, and I think he wasn't even that hurt, he's just a bit clumsy and lanky. He executed his gameplan well, controlled the fight the whole time, looked for finishes on the ground and got one. Can't really expect much more from a guy who's almost 100% jitz.
More so, not sure what he was thinking putting a manlet against a guy who was that much bigger than him. Guess they'll never learn, eh lads?
Super incredible OP, we're so proud of you and we all appreciate the work that you do so much, and thank you also for including a picture that someone posted of themselves in the OP as well
canada you should worry about your multicultural gabinet c
>tfw live in Michigan
>mfw its still in the 70 degrees during november
I'm not jackbro but yes I have a thing for Rockhold
but who wouldn't amirite? ;)
and don't 'recognise' me please, I'm anonymous for a reason
Damn, no shit? I'm in so cal and its colder than that right now. We had a weather system that started in Alaska come down the past couple days. It timed it self with the time change to result in maximum cozy in the evenings.
Rockhold isn't that good looking imo
Your boy's got a guy m8, face it, selecting shots where he's leaning in won't give him a 6pack. Also, he doesn't look that good without the beard
meant gut, but the statement is still true probably
>I'd rather kill myself than live in California desu, especially anywhere near that 3rd world LA.
So in toher words, you've never been to California.
There's a reason I can buy 10 houses in michigan for the price of one house in LA.
I agree it's weird matchmaking
there is a chance it could be good though, both men fighting for their career can sometimes bring out something special instead of just playing it safe for the W
>tfw years since I last saw bbq face around here
He grew up and got better looking, Rockhold is going downhill
>posting weigh in pictures
Why don't you post a picture in his natural state (i.e. after he's just been keked)
I was on it for years and then got a bunch of inheritance which I spent on nothing but weed for 2 years
when I gave up I had some cold sweats, sleepless nights and no appetite, but after 3 or 4 days I was fine except for the depression
They still detected it in his system on those tests, he was just under the permissible threshold. I'm asking if he is capable of quitting entirely and not having to worry about his level at all.
well he's not going to stop smoking it, so it's very likely. That is if he even fights again.
Ban or not the chances of him coming back to fight were slim anyway. Now he has 18 months, thats another 2 years pretty much.
1. Better beard
2. Nicer eyes
3. Hung like a horse
4. Isn't a kek
5. From California
6. His best friend beat Gus up
7. Knows the importance of knowing what his sexual partner is comfortable with
8. No checkered criminal past
9. No body checkered by tattoos
The Chris would destroy them both.
1. lmao no
2. nope, pic related
3. Im not going to investigate that
4. keked by a brazilian is worse, with a meme kick at that when you you'reself is known for meme kicks
5. Literally trash , you have been californicated brobie
6. Gus beat his best friend up, it was a two way beatup
8. girls love a badboy
9. Il give you that one
Only thing that lets Gustaffson down is those ears.
He's still no Elias Theodorou though.
just tfw no gf
bowl ofc. soup dish is the standard for pasta (keeps it warmer) but I eat in a bowl because I'm a big boy
It's shit now. It used to be if you got banned, you could just get a new IP and your pass would work. Now, if you get banned and login to your pass with another IP, you'll get banned for ban evasion. So basically you get punished for giving 4chan money. So stupid.
People assume Italians eat pizza all the time when we really don't. Unless you're in Naples (for the most part), walking into any pizzeria doesn't guarantee quality pizza, especially if you go north. In Rome, white pizza (no topping) is eaten all the time as a snack/instead of bread, but you still need to pick good restaurants to get good pizza.
>He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man
good episode lad sorry I missed the thread
looking like Jay vs Ryan will be the season finale as well, should be pretty sweet
Alvey is definitely getting screwed on this deal though, I wonder how it will tie in with his missus and the kid, they are clearly not destined for happiness together
Just finished as well.
>looking like Jay vs Ryan will be the season finale as well, should be pretty sweet
I doubt it. Then again, there needs to be some big fight as the finale, so we'll see. Seems too predictable though, I'm thinking it might happen in S3 or so.
After Alvey made the deal (I agree, he's gonna get fucked), I started thinking about investor-chick from S1 again. Would suck to see such a plot point completely disappear.
Also, there's still a few months missing between the season finale of S1 and the first ep of S2, I'm hoping they're gonna fill the gap.
Overall it was a pretty good episode, might even be the highlight of the season so far.
I honestly don't know.
I'm thinking Paige will be the first, and it will be glorious.
it's only a matter of time before she ends up on hard drugs again. Well she did (S1 finale), but that lead nowhere. Would love to bang her. Might be my thing for older women in general, might be that she's pretty hot. Especially for someone older than 50.
What do you guys mean when you say focaccia? (Has different meanings throughout italy as well)
>overrun with blacks
not really, unless in the sense that neapolitans are the nigs of italy
Paige doesn't have the much hype behind her though. People only follow her cos she posts slutty pictures on IG.
Can't wait for 194 tbqphwyf, whichever way that goes it'll be epic
I think it was the best episode of the season so far
>Joe Daddy Stevenson, financial advisor
>basketcase Christina fucking up Jay's game
>Wheeler and whatshername getting hot and heavy on the mats
>Wheeler pounding whatshername doggy style and putting his fingers in her mouth
>Alvey looking that dude in the eye and saying he'll kill him if he fucks Alvey on the deal
>Nate BTFO and exposed for being the faggot that he is
you can't have the same walkout song as me m8 I claimed it years ago
That looks quite nice desu.
That's Genoan style focaccia, that's all they got here in Milan. Can be good sometimes, but imo most of it here is textureless, oily, rubbery spongy crap. Makes me want to heem myself for not being in rome at times desu.
Same here desu.
Not really sure, I don't really follow any regional stuff. A while ago there was a show on my sat network that was basically an italian mma reality. Didn't watch it, but watched the fights. Nobody incredibly impressive. Haven't really read anything about the promotion since then, not sure if it's still alive. Here's a webm from the final