Forced Rivalry Edition.
Tarasenko continues to put the team on his back in hopes to take a win at the Madhouse. Blackhawks in the meantime hope to not drop their spaghetti further with Keith, Roszival, and Hossa out.
Coverage starts at 7:00PM CST.
>tfw I have a three hour class at 7:30
>3 hour classes that start that late
5pm should be the cutoff time for classes like that.
Just bring your tv and beer to class. When they complain tell those ungrateful sons of bitches you cook- er fought for their freedom. If they persist, call them communists and or terrorist supporters.
My neighbor died not too long ago because of that.
The teacher is a District Attorney out here in Rockford and this is the only time they class is available.
A thermous is a way to hide beer, right?
>it's gonna be one of those nights
mmmmmmm, sweet sweet schnapps
Don't hate the player, hate the game.
Oh wait, you're missing the game.
>mfw the real rivalry won't happen until March
Fucking hell NHL.
Kane is really "raping" the competition if you know what I mean
"Hey Kaner, all allegations of rape have been dropped."
>lets play some hockey
>kane sodomizes a taxi driver
>thinks its a stretch that he raped a poor helpless girl
Fuck yeah. Bout fucking time they scored some goals.
Half of Jupiter is made of your mom's stanky pussy juice. PROVE ME WRONG
Was one a penalty shot? Don't see PS pop up in the feed very often
I live and go to school right outside Chicago, and many of the people here who are from southern Illinois are big Blues fans. It's always been explained to me that after you get about halfway down the state from Chicago, it becomes more St. Louis (Blues & Cardinals) fans than Chicago fans.
Bullets cost money.
Just get Uncle Benis to do it whenever the blackhawks play the rangers again.
It wasn't as much blocking tickets as if you were out of zone, you had to buy a package of 3 games. It was more like "Let's rape those toothbrush using, anti-incest fuckers for 3 games instead of 1!"
>Hey there's guys in that hole
>Let's drill a hole to get them out
>Hole big enough to get them out
Really don't see how you make a movie out of that.
Can you imagine this game with Pat and Eddie calling it?
>Drunken giggling by the midway point of the 1st period
>No one's name is pronounced correctly
>Pat's so gone by the end of the first he can't go on
All the commercials I've seen, they haven't even shown the guys in the pit I don't think. It's all going to be surface drama, worried families, etc.
I'm at the game wearing my Blues jersey. I just got slashed! Knives were planted in my seat and they ripped my ass open, spilling out my dildo cool-ection and ramming those dildos hard up my ass and killing me! Why did I do!
I dunno that is a lot of booze.
Wild assistant coach Sydor just returned to the team after getting a DUI blowing a .30 he was driving his son to hockey. Some people can drink a LOT.
When you were typing out this post, did you think it was creative and funny? What kind of reaction did you think you were going to get?
Serious question. I'd like to know.
>why would you watch a movie about ww2 when you already know the ending
>why w ould you watch a movie about titanic when you already know the ending
cause i don't know them miners feels when they were deep in that hole senpai
Crow pisses me off too, but he really has been spectacular in the postseason.
The D normally bails him out during the regular season, but I don't have much faith in any of the other tendies we could get once the postseason starts.
>mfw the announcers have nothing to talk about because the hawks are shitting the bed
>post yfw you grabbed Parayko in you fantasy league before the hypetrain
>tfw you took care of the three S's during intermission
>kid in a blackhawks jersey with Leukemia drops the opening puck
>Hawks give up a 5-2 lead
I don't like where this is heading...
Chicago Blackhawks the most meme team in the NHL besides la
>Muh cm punk bandwagon
>tfw another basement dweller goes to UIC with me
Did the bloooose seriously go through three goalies tonight???
Yeah I know Wednesday Night Rivalry is a pretty shoehorned concept, but some don't even seem like they're trying. They cherry pick a few clips of video of guys shoving and that's it.
After going there I was glad I only had to do 2 years. I went to a community college first and got an Associates. I couldn't take the freaks hanging out in the square. I don't know if they have that many protests at other schools but good lord
Crawford this entire game was a fucking embarrassment. Fall down a flight and get some sense knocked back into you.
>2-5 after first
god fucking dammit how do you drop the fucking ball that hard
I'm going to drink some vodka and then go to bed and try to forget this ever happened.
Fuck you tumbles.
Hello hawks fans
Y u no pull Crawford?
Thought for sure we'd see Darling start the third
Welp, St.Louis is no New York or LA, but there are loads of Bloose fans here.
We're supposed to hate each other as fanbases but y'all are not bad. Still upset St.Louis drafted Johnson over Toewser
ahahahaha, I forgot about that thread, But these stairs don't need to be wooden.
This time last year, Crawford was at a concert, got drunk, and broke his leg while falling down a flight of stairs. He actually came back early because he thought Darling and Raanta were gonna steal his starting job.