>Tuesday Night MACtion On A Wednesday Night Sub-Edition
Ohio currently getting its shit pushed in by Bowling Green.
Don't worry /sp/, Bama will be Capital One Bowl bound by the time we're done with them. And then Mississippi State will send them to the Outback Bowl.
everyone post yfw Alabama loses out and goes to the Belk Bowl
I hope you're talking about the right Green & White
>LSU might win it all this year, but they're definitely going all the way in 2016. Nobody stands a fucking chance.
You play Alabama every November, and that game is never a lock. Please stop being retarded.
>if lsu loses
bama shitposting intensifies 1000x as they are almost assured of a playoff spot assuming ole piss doesn't win out
>if bama loses
fournette shitposting intensifies 1000x as lsu is assured of a playoff spot
there is no best case scenario for this weekend
They still mad.
Confession: I don't think we should be #1. 3rd or 4th instead.
yeah, we are the most underrated FCS team, we would BTFO Jacksonville St desu
>mfw people think losing to a top 20 FSU team with an asterisk loss is "clemsoning"
>you'll see this thursday.
>you'll see this saturday.
>you'll see this saturday.
>you'll see this saturday.
>you'll see this saturday.
>you'll see tis saturday.
The list goes on...
>not hoping Alabama narrowly beats you and you just switch places in the poll and we get two teams in the playoffs
losing to literally who
losing a game in a dumb way
basically having really good teams, but never quite getting anywhere with them.
>all these buttmad clumpson fags
reminder that this was a gameday game and they were #3.
reminder that clemson has as many ACC titles as wake forest.
thank you for the made up list of things literally no one has said because no one has cared enough until they were gifted a #1 ranking.
>reminder that clemson has as many ACC titles as wake forest.
I'm not giving you a (you)
>losing to literally who
>losing a game in a dumb way
again, no isolated incidents
>basically having really good teams, but never quite getting anywhere with them.
4 10-win seasons in a row. I fail to see a problem.
>reminder that clemson has as many ACC titles as wake forest.
pots and kettles
>thank you for the made up list of things literally no one has said because no one has cared enough until they were gifted a #1 ranking.
Nice reading comprehension there. These are games where people were 100% we would choke in.
This is just desperate trolling at this point. Gamecuuck fans aren't even this pathetic.
mfw a tigger nigger learned how to type near me
alright faggot I just wasted ten minutes trying to get a source on this and it's modern day model Lindsey Wixson, not some slut who went to harvard. Nobody that good looking has ever gone to harvard fuck you and your stupid fcs team
>moving the goalposts this much
Anon literally said "clemson has as many ACC titles as Wake Forest"
How are you saying titles are irrelevant when that's literally exactly what the post was about - not "winning the championship game that has been around for 10 years"
Either way, I'm not defending them or saying they matter. Just that they exist, and that
>clemson has as many ACC titles as Wake Forest
Is objectively wrong.
The conference existed, the championship game didn't.
LSU sneaks back into the playoff picture after losing a nail biter to bama. The internet breaks from all the crying little bitches complaining about an SEC bias. LSU Bama national title game. Bama stomps them out 376-2
>implying bama would make it to the playoffs with a loss to ole miss and lsu
It would just be florida and lsu. Even if it was three sec teams it would be 100% worth it just to hear these irrelevant conferences cry even more.
>he actually does
How can you say you truly hate a team, if you want them to be successful? Even if that Team up North was in a championship game, I would still root against them. SEC fans just jump ship to whoever is first in the SEC and root for them after they've beaten their team. It also doesn't help when you have like nine fucking rivals, and almost every one of them is insignificant.
until you get to playoffs and play a team with a pulse.
yeah you really are. if you think Alabama fans are pulling for LSU or Auburn in their bowl game you are fucking retarded
Who else /UndefeatedNationalChampions/ here?
>mfw inbred secfags actually thought for one second they stand an actual chance against THE Ohio State University
Are there any schools in FCS, D2, or D3 that use a pirate or buccaneer as their mascot? My former highschool is taking submissions for a new logo and I was thinking about submitting that or drawing inspiration for a new logo.
The fact that UNC isn't in the current rankings is bullshit. Their record is as good as Iowa, with better point differential, and just one bullshit loss (where it was obvious UNC was a better team, just shot themselves in the foot every chance they got).
They aren't, not even close. Northwestern knocked off Duke and Stanford.
Also, Iowa beat Pitt as well. Iowa also beat Northwestern and Wisconsin who everyone but you rank over Pitt, so your argument is bad and wrong, because UNC's resume is nowhere close to Iowa's
Post yfw LSU:
Gluteus maximus gapes
Bama this weekend
The rivalry stems from LSU fans being backwoods boudin eating faggots who can't handle their liquor and trying to start fights with anybody not in purple and yellow. Everybody hates LSU. It's not because of your recent success that will go away in a few years. It's because people from Louisiana are fucking scum. If you get the chance, after Alabama skullfucks your squad, pleaes kill yourself. Roll Tide, you fucking faggot.
southern cfb fans are braindead mouthbreathers who can only regurgitate espn talking points.
that's why they think the south is the greatest: because espn told them so. sad, relaly.
mfw LSU has to number their field every five yards to help their fans count
>You should have killed Troy,
come on man, we're not that bad
when we got a black qb starting, yea obviously.
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH THAT WIN DOESN'T COUNT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Any other humiliating losses LSU suffered that you want to bring up in an attempt to shit talk Bama?
>THE Ohio State University
>this is supposedly unique to OSU
>inb4 "D-DEY COPIED US!!!1!!"
one reason, among many, why that image is unreliable, is that sec teams TEND TO only schedule bottom dwellers in a given conference.
for instance, when arkansas and auburn scheduled usc (around 1999/2000), usc was in the shitter, relatively speaking. however, by the time the teams played 03-05, pete carroll had the juggernaut rolling and the "big bad sec" got BTFO every time by based usc.
so, the sec quit scheduling usc throughout their ENTIRE reign of dominance (coincidence? nope). now that usc is in a relatively down period (last 6 years), the sec (bama) decided to schedule them. What a shock!
see how it works? try to dodge the best teams in other conferences and only play the dogshit teams in other conferences then go around bragging about how great your conference is.
however, as we all saw last year:
>sec BTFO in rivalry week
>sec BTFO in bowl games
>sec absolutely, undeniably BTFO in playoffs
>sec BTFO in rivalry week
the East, none of the teams involved won the division
>sec BTFO in bowl games
7-5 record, highest win pct among the P5 conferences
>sec absolutely, undeniably BTFO in playoffs
one season compared to the 7 years of dominance
You're a fucking idiot.
So Alabama should use it's crystal ball to find out who is going to be a top OOC program in 5 years so we can schedule them for week 1.
You realize you're retarded right?
>Alabama goes out of its way to schedule a strong out of conference game from a big name opponent with recent success
>Alabama beats the shit out of this team 4 years later
>ALABAMA IS PUSSY WHY DON'T THEY SCHEDULE THE GOOD TEAMS
>YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO KNOW THE FUTURE AND WHO WILL BE GOOD AND WHEN
Am I following your logic here, dipshit?
>WVU loses out
>We hire Rich Rod back
>We bring back the spread offense
>WVU goes undefeated
>Beats Bama in the NCG
>Pat White, Noel Devine, Steve Slaton, Major Harris and Owen Schmitt are all attendance
>The entire state of West Virginia goes into a week long celebration
>OSU is only unique because we emphasize it
That was the sister fuckers. Remember what happened last time you had to play us?
>it's gonna happen again
Les Miles is 42-0 in regular season non conference games. You must be talking about someone else.
Granted, Clemson and Notre Dame popped us pretty good. But no one else has room to talk.
lsu's o line is one of the best in the country. alabama's has allowed more TFL than all but 3 teams in FBS. lsu is elite on 3rd down, alabama is atrocious. that's why we're going to win.
lsu also has the better skill players and the better QB. bama has better linebackers and dl and that's about it.
>le suthurnur retard jokes
No shit. Most of the blacks in America live in the southeast, that's where all of those shit tier education & human advancement numbers come from. The rednecks are just as bad running around screaming about muh guns muh zombie Jesus and living in shambles at various trailer parks, but the hordes of crackheads roaming the ghettos really slam the the numbers into the bottom for southern states.
Head to the upper class side of any city or town in the south and what a fucking surprise you've got big houses, nice cars, smart people, no crime, etc.
If you're making redneck jokes you should look towards the hill people in Virginia and Kentucky, that's where the real backwood, sister fuckin' stories come to life.
I understand the hate tho, I'm heading north once I finish my degree.
>W-were going to shut down Fournette lol he's nothing to us!!!!
Where have I heard this before??? Oh yeah, right before every LSU game this year just before fournette bags his usual 200 yards 2 TDs lol.
>tOSU making it to the playoffs
Top jokes lad. If you somehow get there with your laughable SoS, LSU will give you a swift repeat of the last game with big implications they played.
I know you feel cocky from beating the sisterfuckers, but you'll get to see what a real football team is like if you're lucky enough to share the field with LSU.
This isn't even a debate. It's laughable how much better LSU is than Alabama this year.
QB - LSU
RB - LSU, not even close
WR - LSU
TE - Bama
LB - LSU
DB - LSU
Special Teams - Bama
Man I hope the hospitals in Alabama are stocked up state wide for the heavy influx of beaten women and children they are going to receive Saturday night.
>actually citing Michigan State and Michigan as the backbone of your schedule
Hahahahahahahahahaah holy shit your conference is a fucking joke. Throw those schools into the sec and they're both 3 loss teams right now.
>religiously following a tripfag to the point you know all of his name changes
How does his cock taste, lad?
>special teams Bama
Dude I'm an Alabama fan but I can admit that both special teams are just fucking terrible.
QB is actually pretty even with maybe a slight advantage to LSU, but just because the receivers are much more experienced than Alabama's and it's easy to pass when the whole other team is thinking its run.
OL is good but when you have a mobile QB and great RB the OL stats can be inflated. They're pretty much equal.
LBs and DBs are even.
Why would I want to filter you?
Your highly inaccurate analysis posts and delusion about tOSU not playing a sun-belt tier schedule keep me laughing every day, even when it's chilly out and my friends don't ring me up.
Exactly! That's why I would never filter you, as you provide approximately 5-8% of my humor on a daily basis due to your insane ramblings that somehow people accept as good football talk.
>Special Teams - Bama
I'm assuming you haven't watched Alabama play this year, or anytime in the last 5 years for that matter.
I'm an Alabama fan and I fucking get nervous everytime our special teams is on the field because we are fucking atrocious. Kick/Punt/FG/Returns. All of them are bad.
Why would you even bother linking it to him? He's been shitting the threads up since the week leading up to the LSU-UF game just baiting people into shit debates then not responding to the people.
>it's a Nuts/SEC dickslapping
"Clemsoning" is winning clutch games against higher ranked opponents and looking like you're gonna run the tables, then losing as a considerable favorite, typically in dramatic fashion.
>being this asshurt Fournette already has the heisman locked up sitting the 4th quarter every game while Elliot is try-harding every game and can't even catch him with a whole extra game
He has more carries and a whole extra game than fournette does and he has less yards, less TDs and a lower YPC top kek.
He tries to bust out 70 yard highlight meme plays every down since he's asshurt he was getting the nod for heisman in the preseason but now everyone realizes he isn't shit compared to 4nette.
It's just pathetic watching him double around and break the play trying so desperately to do anything to get the spotlight back on him.
You can literally feel his asspain emitting from him on every run as he does anything possible to get the meme sports center top 10 swag play and get 5 seconds of coverage over fournette lmfao.
Watching NitW argue with an LSU fan is like seeing the process of the human brain trying to act like it doesn't care about someone who wronged them in the past when they're obviously still upset, but it's coming to life through his posts.
Uh what? You're confusing Elliott's run style with Braxton Miller I think. Elliott is a one-cut zone running back. BMillz and Barrett are the ones who run in circles until they see an opening and make highlight reel plays
Literally what the fuck are you talking about lmao. You're projecting so fucking hard right now.
Sorry but how can I be projecting when LF7 is dominating the heisman field with fucking ease, with one less game played than his fellow sportsmen, I might add!
Can't project when he's already got a spot in his house for the trophy.
Does anyone want to remind me the last time Eliott got compared to all of the greatest running backs to play the game??
Oh yeah... That's right...... Hasn't happened yet lmao
Last LSU fan I met irl was telling me that Matt Flynn will be the best QB of all time and that Glenn Dorsey was going to be the best defensive end in NFL history.
...I of course was arguing the same thing about Beanie Wells and Vernon Gholston.
Fuck everybody who played in that game was cursed lmao
What are you implying? Eddie George was definitely a berter college back than Marshall Faulk, won a Heisman and is among the best backs ever. Many think he's better than Archie was
>post yfw Nebraska spoils Michigan State's and Iowa's CFP hopes, but loses to Rutgers and still makes a bowl game with a 5-7 record
So here to hoping the Baylor meme will die tonight.
It's 2.75 mil currently or very close to that.
But he was getting paid into a company he owns from non athletic funds. I have no idea if it's contract related, but I doubt it is.
He's getting a good chunk of money, mostly tax free at the least.
He has a stadium named after him.
Politicians lie about his endorsement in their campaign commercials. (He's very highly regarded in Kansas)
He's still localish from where he grew up.
I think he likes where he is currently.
I wonder what he could have been with a "real" program.
lol stupid nigger family started selling merch to profit off their boy's notoriety
tl;dr Fournette is probably an ineligible player
>website developer gave them a substantial discount on services because of the family name
I know you tattooed Ohio fucks can't seem to wrap your cum-sucking heads around this, but that's called an impermissible benefit, broheim.
His legacy will be remember longer than Saban's.
People will care less because Bama will still be strong. Snyder will forever be K Sts greatest coach.
But we'll never know what he could've done.
They're gonna have to prove it in court.
>because Fournette's association with the catch-phrase would make it highly marketable and a solid business
lol they still received financial benefits for WHO he is, and that mean's he's no longer an amateur athlete
But it's a catch phrase from high school.
They attempted to make money from who he was pre NCAA. The yellow/purple hats are the problem.
I'm not sure the NCAA can regulate speech, that's up to the professors.
we might as well ruin someone else's title hopes this year
So we're all watching UB @ Kent State, right?
>Literally why is this even a thing?
Because NCAA wants their money, and NFL kikes want their money sooner. If Manziel could have profited he would've made more money not entering the draft.
This. While I think a player should be allowed to profit from his likeness the current rules say he cant and therefore those rules need to be followed until the organization says otherwise.
who /readytolosetoSCARfornoapparentreason/ here?
SCAR here, we're not losing another game this year.
Going to get Butch fired, ruin Florida's chance at a SEC, and knock the Orange Cocksuckers out of the playoffs
And then we're gonna hire Mark Richt when he gets fired from GA.
why are App State not booty blasting the redwolves???
>daylight savings time
>i now have to wait until sunday 2am before games start
>have to eat cheap shitty food because restaurants are closed
>have to rely on finding shitty streams that are minutes behind live broadcast if they even work
>my football saturdays
And since South Carolina beat UNC, South Carolina should be in the college playoff.
It's only fair. They'd beat Ohio State like they did in the back-to-back Outback Bowls the year before Ohio STate won the natty with Mr. Grey Goose.
>Run a modified Wildcat
And nvm, that's why you don't throw on Baylor.
there are 40 bowls, this year, I believe meaning 80 teams need to be eligible with 6 wins.
If there aren't enough 6 win teams, the next deciding factor is Academic Progress Rate (APR) which Nebraska is ranked third in the country behind Northwestern and Wisconsin, who are both already bowl eligible.
Bit of a stretch though.
>running the ball down their throats
>"haha let's throw it deep with my noodle arm"
Exactly what fucked us against TCU. What a joke. Not that I expected to win or anything
Holy shit Fox
They figured it didn't matter who they scheduled.
With 1 loss they weren't getting in regardless of it they added a tough OOC due to the committee emphasis on defense and general lack of brand name.
With 0 losses they were getting in regardless.
I guarantee you if Oklahoma had had Baylor's record, including the loss to West Virginia and the win over TCU, they would have been in the playoff. The committee are a bunch of frontrunners and bandwagoners.
>No more Big 12 "dogshit"
>As he switches to the Missouri game
as much as it pains me to say this, because I hate notre dame and everything they stand for, the ND vs clemson and ND vs temple games were good examples of exciting football. Balanced struggle on defense and offense, both had good plays, came down to the last few minutes of the game.
Teams that are awful at either defense or offense are far more inconsistent than balanced teams (look at the metrics for the last 20 years of national championship winners, all of them are top 30 in team defense and offense). The best games are between balanced teams.
Here we go. There WILL be two SEC schools in the second CFB playoff.
Bama will beat LSU convincingly this week and shoot up to number 2 in the polls. Unfortunately for Bama, they aren't in control of their own destiny. That quality loss to Ole Miss means that as long as the Rebels win out, the Crimson Tide won't make it to the SEC championship. Looking at the rest of Ole Miss' schedule, it's quite obvious that they'll win out. What does this mean? Ole Miss wins the SEC, and Alabama's only loss is to the SEC champion. This is a sure lock for both teams.
Ohio State will win out, and since they're the defending national champion, they'll make it.
Clemson will also win out, and since they're a southern school they'll also make it (but just barely).
TCU and Baylor are less fortunate. Both teams will be undefeated when they meet up later this month. The winner of the game will also finish undefeated. Unfortunately for them, there is no Big 12 championship game, so they're out despite a flawless record.
The Pac 12 has already defeated itself, no team is getting in from that conference.
Notre Dame will win out, with it's only loss over the ACC champion Clemson. They'll sit comfortably at number 5 because they're Notre Dame, and will lose their New Year's Six bowl game in hilarious fashion.
And the G5 underdogs - who can forget about them? Today's poll has shown that the committee has next to no love for Memphis, Toledo or Houston. The biggest loser of the three will be Memphis; they will win out and take home the AAC championship. Despite beating Ole Miss earlier in the season, they'll be lucky to grace the top ten come September.
1. Ole Miss
2. Ohio State
5. Notre Dame
The rest is irrelevant.
Screencap this now - you know deep down in your heart that every prediction here is tried and true.
If there are two SEC teams in the playoffs when the playoffs were created as a direct result of the all-SEC BCS title game, the committee is going to get sued by whichever conferences get left out.
>He thinks this wasn't already screencapped
>He didn't see the words "today's poll"
>He doesn't realize this is already pasta
>FSU @ Clemson
>TCU @ OKST
Want: OKST, Think: TCU
>LSU @ Bama
You are delusional as fuck.
>Bama will beat LSU convincingly this week and shoot up to number 2 in the polls. Unfortunately for Bama, they aren't in control of their own destiny. That quality loss to Ole Miss means that as long as the Rebels win out, the Crimson Tide won't make it to the SEC championship. Looking at the rest of Ole Miss' schedule, it's quite obvious that they'll win out. What does this mean? Ole Miss wins the SEC, and Alabama's only loss is to the SEC champion. This is a sure lock for both teams.
IF Bama wins, I doubt it will be convincingly. But yes, if they win they will likely shoot up. But the whole thing you're missing about this entire paragraph is LSU. Even if they lose to Alabama, they are far from out of contention. You act like them losing to Bama ends everything about their season. And Ole Miss will not win out. I can guarantee you that, so this whole argument is irrelevant. What if Bama loses, then LSU loses to Ole Miss, and Ole Miss drops another game in there somewhere, say at Mississippi state? Don't act like it isn't possible.
>Ohio State will win out, and since they're the defending national champion, they'll make it.
This is far from a sure thing, Michigan is going to give them a hell of a game. MSU not so much.
>Clemson will also win out, and since they're a southern school they'll also make it (but just barely).
Clemson will make it because they're already No.1 and they will likely have the best resume at the end of the year.
>TCU and Baylor are less fortunate. Both teams will be undefeated when they meet up later this month. The winner of the game will also finish undefeated. Unfortunately for them, there is no Big 12 championship game, so they're out despite a flawless record.
This is so wrong. The only reason one of those teams isn't ranked higher is because garbage SOS to this point. That changes this month. If one of them runs the table, they will be in. Period.
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>The Pac 12 has already defeated itself, no team is getting in from that conference.
This is correct.
>Notre Dame will win out, with it's only loss over the ACC champion Clemson. They'll sit comfortably at number 5 because they're Notre Dame, and will lose their New Year's Six bowl game in hilarious fashion.
This is also correct
>And the G5 underdogs - who can forget about them? Today's poll has shown that the committee has next to no love for Memphis, Toledo or Houston. The biggest loser of the three will be Memphis; they will win out and take home the AAC championship. Despite beating Ole Miss earlier in the season, they'll be lucky to grace the top ten come September.
Eh, if Memphis goes undefeated I think they'll be around 8 or so, depending on what happens with the teams ahead of them. But yeah, no chance in hell they make the playoffs unless some crazy shit happens.
>Falling for pasta
>Not noticing the "today's poll" when the poll in question was two days ago
>Not seeing this exact delusion in the CFP Rankings thread
Not him, but come on anon I thought you were better than that.
I know I'm late as hell but how is Alabama in the playoff picture??? They are 3rd in the west? The committee screwed the big 12 out of the playoffs last year for not having a championship, yet they are supporting a team that may not even win their division.
>tfw Noles win and we're back in the hunt
ITS A CONSPIRACY TO FUCK YOUR TEAM OVER
ESPN IS HYPING UP BAMA LSU TO GET YOU TO TUNE IN TO WATCH IT ON CBS THEY ARE ALL FUCKING EACHOTHER ITS ALL A SCAM OUT TO GET US MY TEAM NEVER WINS
that clemson game was iffy. ND went aerial and dropped a ton of passes due to the weather, and lost barely. ND outgained clemson by over 100 yards on the game (look up stats for teams losing when gaining over 100 yards on opp) and made several red-zone turnovers. Clemson was the better team that day, but I think out of ten games, ND wins 7.
I'm just happy we won. FUCK.
Bennett needs to be fucking fired. Year after year now his defense has been dogshit. Briles wasn't great tonight, either.
On the other hand, TCU and Okie State BOTH nearly lost to K-State. Maybe Bill Snyder just has some magic against meme offenses.
On the other hand, it would have been a little bit of poetic justice if K-State had fucked us out of a national title shot this year after we fucked them out of a national title shot a few years back.
But yeah, Okie State is going to bootyblast us up in Stillwater. We'll be lucky to win that game at all. Still think we can beat TCU.
Also, Jarrett Stidham is a beast.