Post funny /tg/ moments/
Using this thread to request Cap about evil queen denouncing her evil ways because she's horrified by Mr. Bone's Wild Ride.
I'll contribute, but unfortunately I don't have what you're looking for.
last one for now, I'll post more later if this is still up,
Still looking for the thread cap, or thread links.
I don't think i have the one OP's after, though.
Why does that make some much sense?
I'm questioning semantics now. This is a bad thing.
I don't even.
I don't know why I love these so much
DM here, and I feel like I am in a predicament.
Is it alright to have NPC being independent and info dumping every now and then? Or should I just have the players do whatever the fuck they want?
None that haven't been posted already.
The thing is with these freeform RPGs I hear about, half of them make me want to write out settings based on them. Like how sweet would that dragon rider thing be, choosing from a bunch of flying mounts and doing dragon rider shit?
That would be pretty bitchin'. There's no shame in stealing the settings from the speshul faggots anyway. If you can improve it, do so, your players will be all the better for it.
I won't allow any other kind of Necromancer in my game, ever.
I have no idea... it could be the 10th edition for all I know.
Posting something magical from last night
This thread just reminds me of Gregg, the Grim Reaper from Conker's Bad Fur Day.
"Apparently, squirrels are like cats. They get as many lives as they THINK they can get away with. Goddamn cats. The way they meow, and piss everywhere..."
Let's see how much of my folder I can get dumped here.
Man, whatever happened to MR. RAGE? That guy knew his shit.
Yeah, I'm trying to think of the last time I saw him, but I haven't been around /tg/ as much lately so I dunno.
Here's an all-caps Mr. Rage post for old-times' sake.
Hopefully he's angrily running a kickass game so others may learn of his ways.
You literally posted that screencap right as I was trying to.
Clearly you have good taste in /tg/ old jokes.
(It gets posted a fair amount in /co/ screencap threads too, since it's also a Futurama joke)
Speaking of /tg/ classics...
my favourite story of in-character sex is the one in which a Guardsman goes to the brothel, purchases some time (And during all this, the players are silently going "Fade to black, ANY time now. Please.")
And then the GM says "Your lady friend has a pretty cool tattoo. Roll Knowledge Chaos."
>Stealthing through a dungeon with party
>My turn comes around, about to kill generic evil wizard #238,946
>DM: "A strange wave of energy passes over you. When you reach for your weapon, your hand mysteriously turns away."
>Suddenly have idea
>Stuff bag of holding over enemy's head
>Tie it closed
>Throw it into a portable hole
>Entire table's face when
Goddammit 4chan, stop deleting my captchas!
>/tg/ - You don't even need the other boards
Just so that I'm getting this right, the gist of the story is that the person decided to just repaint his Spacewolves Dreadnoughts unit instead of buying a new one to go with his Blood Angels/Ravens.
It's a joke about how the Blood Ravens steal EVERYTHING.
Well, it's a mashup of the Bloody Magpies and Bjorn the Fell-Handed copypastas.
Well, I saved one, so according to the ancient rules I must post one.
Yeah if we want to get into a semantics argument here, "earth" just refers to any kind of sediment that you find on the ground.
>My face when I'm in that one
I never thought I'd feel so happy.
Oh whoops, that's not funny at all. don't know how that one got in there.
Oh shit, I remember that setting and the threads around the worldbuilding, but I can't for the life of me remember what it was called.
>/tg/ is a better /adv/
/tg/ is a better everything. Be it /a/, /v/, /d/, or even boards like /pol/ and /sp/, you can count on this place 1 upping them in what they do best.
You don't even need the other boards.
> Hey Angry, I'm dad.
Oh my god.
It is now my mission in life to create a great demon lord, who has sired children that seek to take over the world.
And all he does all day is make horrible dad jokes.
In Magic: The Gathering, some players take their lands (what gives you mana and enables you to cast spells.) out of their deck and evenly spread them through their deck. It's very controversial, because it really seems like stacking your deck. (Having no lands, or having too many lands will cause you to lose; generally without a hope or challenge.) But of course, people who do it will say "It's okay! I shuffle afterwards!" Which would mean that:
If they were shuffling properly, why bother manaweaving?
If they aren't shuffling properly, then it IS stacking the deck.
Most of them are shit. The diamonds in the rough are hard to find unless you know a guy who knows a guy.
But it's bullshit that is influenced by out of character drama so don't do it.
Meh I've been all over I don't really care about people being stupid I was hoping to just find something to take up a good chunk of my time. I just want to try a few see for myself maybe a few stories I get to bring back, probably not but hey no harm trying.
Try roleplayerguild. They have three sections of varying quality, so you can pick between godawful one-liner posts with poor spelling or halfway decent posts that are way too long.