>literally 7 minutes before the first session
>gm gave no indication of this at any point
He mentions the group "vibe" not being laid-back. I smell OP bullshit and contextual drama - AKA That Guys, the group.
Welcome to grouping with fa/tg/uys.
You have no idea how long it took me to get a cohesive group of chill, good gamers from this shitty board.
I can completely relate to Rex Steele.
Then don't post it.
Boo-fucking-hoo, your GM backed out. Maybe take up the mantle in his place instead of whining about it? Oh wait, no, that'd make too much sense. Better go complain to /tg/ about it.
>censoring Rex Steele's name after the fact
>being surprised Rex "12 inch Python" Steele backed out after seeing Klu rambling so with such eagerness that he became overwhelmed because he knew his game would never meet Klu's expectations
Rex correctly picked up that you guys were taking it WAY too seriously and as a DM, when players take it MUCH more seriously than you do that's only a headache waiting to happen.
just to be fair, my skype name is "don't talk to me about globes man"
Tip for players in a fa/tg/uy game: tone it down. Fucking chill. Stop being so eager that you're finally in a game that might last more than a session or two.
All it does is wear on GMs like me. Makes us lose interest.
I used to be just like Rex until I manned up and started kicking players who weren't chill or didn't fit what I was looking for in the group.
his steam name is different from his skype name, i just keep the "klu" part so you have an idea of who's talking
Is Rex "the Insatiable" Steele losing his enthusiasm?
Is Rex the greatest DM who ever lived?
To see through the faggotry before the game even started. That takes a certain type of a man. A real hero. A real human bean.
ty, i've never had the honor of receiving this meme
Yo, I'm Klu. You can add me on Skype at leonard_the_tzer if you want my opinion; I honestly don't care if people here have my username.
I was totally rambling when I was thinking out loud with my character. But I'm probably the most chill player in that group.
Rex "The Man with a Plan" Steele had a hard life, but I'm glad he got out of there when he did.
Shine on, Rex. Shine on.
Is this edited? Tell me this is fucking edited.
You clearly creeped this dude out and he didn't realise you were joking.
Good job on ruining the game with your antisocial faggotry. I only hope Rex "OP" Steele goes on to find better players.
>But I'm probably the most chill player in that group.
Look at the archive yourself if you don't believe me
Can't we take some space on this thread to discuss how Helpful_Comrade is such a bad DM he actually managed to be known for it on /tg/?
I met him a couple times, last one months ago, and his game always end up like shit because someone won't do exactly as they are told by a random NPC.
>B-b-but muh lore skills
Man why the fuck you need lore skills if you're the desperado let the party brains have their time to shine while you shine in the "shooting shit" department
What if you just like doing weird shit in games to see if it works, like shooting cameras with HERF guns and batmanning shit up, since it's not covered in the rules.
Should I chill on that, mister man?
Because your thought process is incorrect.
The rabbit hole runs deep with this one.
There is not nearly enough information readly avaiable on him to make the average /tg/ user know what he's getting into.
There was a story of him harassing a alledge female player into sex scenes on the side until she quit a game, wasnt it? IIRC it wasnt even an ERPG
I'm assuming you're the other guy's friend?
Other than the fact that you came off as a dick, you at least weren't as insanely autistic as he was. While getting embroiled in an argument on 4chan is fun, I'm going to let the fact that one of you decided to make a thread about this shit make my point for me.
>Rex realizes the disaster the game will become thanks to Sexual Deviant Klu and "Merely Pretending to Be Retarded" OP.
Backing out of a game after giving 0 indication beforehand is grade-a dickery.
It's a group skype conversation, and all OP was doing was talking about his character. What the fuck is autistic about talking about your character with your group?
Rex confirmed for alright guy.
I wouldn't even have given faggotry of this caliber a warning, just would have dropped the proxy identity and moved on, myself. Let you guys elect your own GM when you formed a chat room.
Rex "as long as an eel" Steele
Ben "nuke the spooks like we did the gooks" Garrison
Dan "stretch her wider" Schneider
The greatest GM there ever was.
"Sometimes the winning move is not to play." - Rex 'Not Dealin' With This Shit' Steele
Nice try, Klu.
We already know your game.
>Rex Steele is drinking heavily RIGHT NOW because his Saturday night DH game fell through and he was really looking forward to it as something to take his mind of all these pornstars he's got to bang
OP wasn't talking about his character, that was me, Klu. My response didn't make it clear that I was talking as a member of that group.
Let me put it this way: about 24 hours after it was announced there would even be a game, Ian had three characters made. He wanted to do a Skype call at about 10:30 PM on a Wednesday to talk about the three characters he made and discuss other such things. I could go on and on about this, and post some Skype logs of my own.
As for assorted things I posted on /soc/? Yup, I'm a sexual deviant. Congrats on catching that? I don't bring it into my tabletop gaming, though.
Speak for yourself.
I love players who are visibly interested in the game. I've been stuck with multiple groups who just kind of stared blankly, showed up and waited for me to entertain them and it completely ruined the game. A little enthusiasm would be a great change of pace.
How did he know, /tg/?
Did he do his research on Klu or did he just have the foresight?
All GMs aspire to be as wise as Rex "Fag Dragger" Steele one day.
I wish I was as good at detecting problem players for games now. I wouldn't have let that 16 year old (was in college due to skipping 3 grades) play in that D&D campaign.
My current measurement device is making them play Paranoia. Since paranoia effectively punishes players who want to steal the spotlight, it finds the attention hog.
Some of them are just being contrary, some of them are having a giggle, and some are overreacting.
There is a cringe factor with the players of course, but not to the extent that it warrants bailing from the group. It seems more like he realized that it would be more work than he was interested in doing than anything else.
Okay, Klu again. This isn't a rhetorical question, I'm genuinely curious as to what people think about this.
Yup, I'm into weird shit which I pursue in my free time, independent of hobbies like vidya and tabletop gaming. I run more games than I play and I've never Magical Realmed it up. Never actually had ERP take place in a game orchestrated on /tg/. I'm a pretty good player and rarely shit things up.
Now, that's all just going off my word, but assume it's true just for the sake of the question. Am I, in your mind, a 'bullet dodged' because I've got fetishes you'd never know about unless you researched me?
>Am I, in your mind, a 'bullet dodged' because I've got fetishes you'd never know about unless you researched me?
I don't give a single fuck unless you bring it into the game or otherwise cause problems.
OK, so this is the current list of players/GM
Rex 'Psychic Sex Wizard' Steele
Klu 'magical realm' Kunt
Ian 'Endless Information' Salvagio
And the mystery newcomer, Don't talk to me about globes.
Cunt, if you are here, I have a request for you.
Message Don't talk to me About Globes.
Ask him about globes.
I didn't even start the thread, man. If there's 30+ people talking about me or things I was involved in, I'm going to throw my two cents in and acquit myself.
If you're not joking, I didn't get a contact request of any kind. Weird.
Nigger, I asked you a question. What's your favorite type of globe?
I probably should have insinuated more clearly that by liking the Mercator Projection( a pretty shitty projection for accuracy, but readable) that I prefer my globes in the same manner. Valuing readability over accuracy.
So. OP, what's your favorite type of globe?
Just gonna answer you so you stop worrying needlessly.
No, nobody cares about your fetishes, and you seem like a decent guy to run a party with. Definitely not a dodged bullet.
The guy who made this thread however screams autism from far away.
You just joined in on the discussion and got dragged into the ridicule surrounding him (that's your own fault).
Now back to calling OP and autist and worshipping Lex "Rex was too boring" Steele
The mercator is only good for preservation of longitude if you want readability you have to go for something like winkel-triple or the wagner.
Where did I imply that those were the same people?
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF GLBOE MOTHERFUCKER.
ANSWER THE GOD DAMN QUESTION.
NEW THREAD TOPIC, EVERYONE POST GLOBES.
Pretty sure his name isn't actually Rex Steele.
Because that sounds like a really bad porn name, or something an action writer would come up with after he has exhausted the budget for hookers and blow and realised that his script is due in an hour.
no, those are different people. check the IP's.
I'm not globes guy just a map autist.
Although if I had to pick a favorite map it would be hammer aitoff.
>Red line after 'You' has the same static as the line above it, and in the posted image, as well as stray pixels.
Wow, way to edit motherfucker. do your editing in something besides Paint.
at least make your shit edits good.
Rex "Cock of Slaanesh, Hammer of Khorne" Steele was the GM of a game I was in once. After we introduced our characters he told us the story of how we came together as heroes and fought against many evils. He told us how we tricked a dragon to save a child. He told us how we put a lich to rest, at peace with himself. He told us how the party save the soul of a Paladin with sacrificed himself for the life of a goblin village. We cried. We laughed. In the end we felt emptiness, because it was over and Rex "Blessed with Plans and Joy" Steele was gone from our lives.
Did the unthinkable.
They LIED on the INTERNET on some CHINESE IMAGE BOARD.
And it's more interesting than OP and his globe obsession, since we figured out Rex 'Your Real Dad' Steele was right.
Now it just needs Bane and Sheev, with a hint of Paul Blart, and we will polymorph into /tv/!
We have only Rex "The Thread Despoiler" Steele to blame. He foresaw what was to happen and he hath forsaken us, the blind, to our fate. Consigned to oblivion, we call out for our savior in vain. For he saw what was upon us, and he found us unworthy.
We damned ourselves. Rex "Light of Atlantis" Steele knew what would come and left, expecting us to follow. We did not. We have stayed and now must deal with the punishment for our sins.
The faggotry and shitposting ITT has reached levels I previously had only seen on /int/.
Did someone say shitposting?
Post Spurdo Sparde
It's soaring to new heights with Spurdo, Bane, and Paul.
Soon, we can ascend to the level of /tv/ or /int/ !
We shall become GODS!
isn't the best.
It's a third behind Janitor and Horus. Britain is 4th.
>this entire thread
Holy shit I need to come to /tg/ more often, you guys took a boring OP and turned it into an insta-meme.
Here's to hoping Rex Steele survives beyond this thread.
Oh come on. This is perfect. Everybody loves a little shitposting now and then. It's great that we can get it all into one thread, like a museum of grade-A all-American shit, for all to see.
Nah, I just checked all the ones in the catalog.
High of 39 unique posters, low of 11 amongst the ones where the OP didn't quickly abandon thread and reached 100+ posts.
Quest Threads still confirmed most samefag.
>I got one on the first try.
No you fucking didn't.
And don't you fucking start.