10/10, cried red white and blue tears while clapping, a bald eagle flew by
For once, the sauce really WAS Boku no Pico.
it's common for people to respond to any and every "what show is this" with Boku No Pico which is an anime about gay kids doing really gay stuff.
This time it actually was a screenshot from Boku no Pico but poor guy just didn't want to believe
there is a joke on /a/ that whenever someone asks for the source of an anime, the just say Boku no Piko, which is a shota hentai series, regardless of what it is actually from.
This picture was actually from Boku no Piku and the guy saying "dank meme" just assumed that he was using some overplayed meme.
Half of Canada?
Geographically or inhabited space?
The first literally doesn't matter, you just nuked some pine trees and moose, and the latter is still a small sacrifice compared to what you might sacrifice in East Asia, India, or Africa.
Or even most of the rest of the Western Hemisphere. I Would nuke most of Canada every day of the week for a week plus and not feel too bad about it. I would only really relent when I started getting close to nuclear winter levels, and even then, I would only stop if I thought it wouldn't help against the aliens. If it was something like the Race from Turtledove and I thought I had no other choice, I would use that as a bargaining chip. "Fuck off or I'll keeping popping these till it's so cold on this planet you'll think THIS looks like a sauna, and I know you think it's too goddamn cold already".
Truly, this man is the heart and soul of 4chan.
>I don't get it.
>Not watched that awkward sex scene
I like how each successive kid looks gradually more inbred.
... Even the doll, should it please you.
I found this old copypasta for your perusal
>Overflow tree. See this guy? He is the protagonist and antagonist in the Overflow visual novel franchise. His name is Tomaru Sawagoe, and he is a billionaire who is obsessed with f***ing. For about 40 years, he seduces every woman that he comes across and f***s her. Usually impregnating her. It doesn't matter if she is his daughter, granddaughter, great granddaughter, etc. The other protagonists in the franchise are his sons, including Makoto Itou. Remember Sekai? Because of Tomaru, Makoto is her uncle. In fact, every female in School Days is related to Makoto, except for Katsura. Other children from him are the characters in Sister Princess. Tomaru even has a line where he impregnated a girl, impregnated her daughter once she was able to be, and repeats the process using drugs to make them able to have children at younger and younger ages. The final girl that he impregnates in that line is his great great great granddaughter, who was in kindergarten when she had her son. Over all, Tomaru has over 50 children. His sons who become VN protagonists follow in his footsteps and make the web even more tangled. the only "normal" person in the entire family is Makoto Itou. And THAT is saying something.
Even easier to do if you have the religion of either Messalian or Zoroastrian.
Normally you have seduce your daughters and grand daughters and have extra marital affairs to breed a broad enough genetic homogeny to create a perpetuating dynasty that is capable of perpetuating itself in an inbred state. Not so with those two religions. Those two see incest as sacred because of the Divine Blood thing.
Crusader Kings 2 can be really fucked up sometimes.
So do the Japanese not know that most of Canada isn't really inhabited by humans? Because seriously nuking the shit out of half of Canada by landmass won't do much when compared to an alien invasion. And if the aliens landed in a major population center in Canada, the fallout would hit the US anyways. Canada also has less people living in it than the state of California
It can't be helped.
>And too hard is relative.
Not in my book. If there's health threatening consequences, it's too hard. Everything else flies.
>health threatening consequences
You know it takes three minutes to kill someone via strangulation? Thirty seconds to knock someone out.
The rule of wrist I go with is no bruising and watch for the tap out.
Gunsmith Cats is actually a spinoff of Sonoda's earlier Riding Bean manga, It didn't last very long before he decided to reinvent the Rally he created and focus on her as the main character.
Just so you don't get confused if you watch the movie and wonder why Bean has been sleeping with a blonde-haired Rally.
That said, it's still the same old Bean Bandit.
Huh, interesting. I wish characters like Bean were more common. Tough city guys who don't give a fuck are everywhere, but I've yet to see any pull it off with as much snazz as him. I mean come on, who else would have a bulletproof bandana?
Japan just doesn't have the market for manly men protagonists. I guess even a Westaboo like Sonoda couldn't think of much to do with Bean as a lead character and so relegated him to secondary a cool secondary character whose appearance means shit's about to get real.
Incidentally, GSC webm gets posted as "Breaking into a Shadowrunner's compound."I figured I'd post a version with sound wince we're on the topic.
>The rule of wrist I go with is no bruising
Yeah, when there's no agreement beforehand, better safe than sorry. But in my experience it was usually in favor when I actually asked.
>and watch for the tap out.
That goes without saying.
>not Royale with cheese
You mother fucker. You had one fucking job and you fucking fucked it up.
I still want a game like this. Not WW2 or 50s stuff like the Bureau game, but actual slow shooting, bolt action rifles. That would fit Xcom's style of gameplay better; especially if you wanted to give certain heavy characters the ability to carry around machine guns they need to set up before firing.
Though really I think it would be interesting if you made an Xcom 1912 game and made it so the aliens stay as the same power level as in modern/classic XCom. That way your troops really are weak as fuck and alien technology becomes even more useful.
I'm really starting to think that there needs to be a no anime rule for these threads.
They don't really know much of anything outside if japan. They think it never storms in haiwaii, they think that minnesota never gets warm, that california is always full of rich people no poor people, new york city isn't full of assholes, etc. they think canada being a bigger country means its full of people because they can't imagine all that unused land, they legitimately think you're the nicest people and that none of you are capable anger or hate due to culture. I've talked with plenty of exchange students who have "studied" these things ahead of time to fend of culture shock. They also think america isn't a crowded place and most didn't know about the border fence or our hate of most any immigrants not just mexicans.
Sorta. Depending on the ending,
Chris may go home with (in the good end) or without (in the bad one) this one demon girl she fell in love with.
In neither ending there's mention of all the monsters Chris captured until then, and in the good ending
there's no mention of her cat familiar
Not entirely though they think we clap way to much. A few claps at the appropriate time says alot to them and our "overuse" of it is confusing. Best is when batman came out and people actually clapped during the credits. Confused the fuck out of 2 students and the other just kinda clapped to seem normal. They do not understand how american tipping works. Teach them 15% is considered average and they get that but not the situations its supposed to be used in. They'll tip a bus driver 15% or a cab driver per mile etc. but won't tip over 15% in a restaurant party of 12 people (they stick together when going out) its odd watching someone tip a flowerist for helping them pick out the exact roses his girlfriend would love. Nice. But odd. They also don't understand our good portion deal. They seem to think its rude to not eat everything on the plate even though they're used to portions at least half that size so you got a group spending an hour at mcdonalds to make sure they can power through it all.
I was extremely surprised when
Two Best Friends fought her and Woolie noticed her hair and got REALLY turned on, like randomly blurting out "she's really pretty" during the boss fight.
I went to the movies with a friend to watch fast 7, and everybody clapped at he end when they had a dedication to Paul walker in the credits.
the guy next to me was pissed because I jokingly said "rest in peace Paul Blart
Also had to explain tipping in general. Some thought it pooled between shift workers or it went to the waiter and chef then when i explain it went solely to that one waiter they couldn't understand how he was making minimum wage but the bartender made $200 at least on fridays.
Explained that tipping a pizza delivery guy didn't mean tipping a mcdonalds worker even though they both work fast food. Side note: they LOVE our pizza because pizza there is fast food quality. Give them dominoes and they want that every day for a month.
Never been to America, but, when I was on a plane to Europe, there were quite a few Americans on it, and they all started clapping when the plane landed.
Out of nearly 2 dozen planes I've been on, that was the only one I've seen this happen on, and it's the only one that had a decent amount of Americans.
Purely anecdotal, but that's my experience.
I'm convinced that these stories are all false. I've been in dozens of flights, and that's never happened to me.
>our hate of most any immigrants not just mexicans
I wouldn't call it a hate of immigrants. Just a dislike of people trying to immigrate outside of the immigration system and some actively fighting against assimilating into the society they are joining.
Eh, believe what you want.
I've also experienced an Americlap moment here in Aus, from Australians, when in Harry Potter DH Pt2, when Molly kills Bellatrix, everyone started clapping.
Made me feel a bit awkward to be honest.
I'm an American and I've never seen someone clap in a movie theater. Frankly, Americlap baffles me. I have no idea where it comes from.
It might be different out West or down South or something though, so that could explain it.
If you've read the books then it makes sense. Because when Molly kills her in the book it's worthy of a clap or at least some sign of vocal approval. To see that moment played out on the big screen probably made it all the better for some.
I'd call it a long standing hatred of immigrants. Used to be the Irish, now it's mexicans, tomorow it'll be space alliums.
Should have been Neville killing Bellatrix to avenge his parents, or should have been clapping for Neville during his heroic snake beheading?
Eh, I thought it was way too overdone in the movie. Everything gets slower, all else fades into the background, ultra closeups, and the duel wasn't even very interesting.
I think it should have been more spontaneous, like how I imagined it when reading it, Molly seeing her daughter nearly killed, and flying in a rage and uses Mum-strength to blow Bellatrix apart.
Nigga, you're goin' full retard.
Can we maybe stop with the dank maymay from /v/.
Make a marginally better filename first m80.
I think the captcha is trying to tell us something.
will this do?
It's a famous scene from an old shitty webcomic that I never read but lurked too much to still be aware of. I'm sorry I can't tell you the name.
still have no fucking idea what you're talking about
Who /ad3va/ here?
Not choosing best waifu.
Right combo of cute and crazy.
Not choosing objectively best waifu.
Honestly don't care about her back story just that shes weird and crazy as hell without entering dangerous territory and she's cute. You know she'll fill out amazingly like asuka but without the bitchiness.
When Captain America came out some dudes started chanting USA USA USA during the credits and a ton of people joined in. Then some dude holding an American Flag came running down the isle.
Otherwise most people just get up and walk out.
Recently I played a game of CK2 with the GoT mod, started as Robert straight after the rebellion then sired as many bastards as humanly possible before my death, luckily escaping Ceresi's cunt by having her hate me and die of the clap, then not marrying anyone else. I then, in the paused moment of death, legitimized all of them at once. This was the result of my debauchery.
I then played a game as a Bravossi, to keep an eye on the proceedings. No sudden civil wars seemed to have occurred. Perhaps I should give it more time? Or maybe I should go to a previous save and give them all land?
>not being the nicest people ever
>incapable of anger or hatred
Though seriously, here in Nova Scotia it's pretty nice, and we get lots of asian exchange students over here.
>winning a game is just an added bonus
I've had plenty of fun playing in games I lost. I've literally only ever won a single game with my Lizardmen, but still have tonnes of fun playing them.
Haha, jokes on you, the only non-bastard he had in this timeline came out stillborn.
BASTARDS ALL THE WAY TO ESSOS, BABY
Yep, shit might be scripted but those niggas feel real pain and do all kinds of shit to minimize damage to each other, except when they don't.
There was a Targaryen king that did that wasn't there? Groomed his legitimate son to be the best heir ever but then legitimized all his bastards the moment of his death as one last super troll. Since nobody liked the heir to be there was a big split and the kings guard killed one of them or somrthing... its been a while
That man was an insane dervish of crazy and awesome in equal measures. If only he could have seen what his poison did.
In what world is "Party's healer" a better name than "Lay on hands".
It's not even a joke.
>last minute windmill arms!
10/10 right there i laughed.
I need more context for that webm. Google doesn't help.
>Even more treacherous
>Changes every day
basically, if the database tat the stored license plate numbers from the cameras is in the right language, and is programmed by chimps (and lets face it: this level of civil shit probably is), then it could ruin the entire database.
note I only have a skill of... it's low but I think I can answer.
That gun takes bullets aligned with the barrel, that clip/magazine is for a different gun that uses the same kind of bullets, imagine trying to put a revolver autoloader into a police pistol.
Nope. If it fits like that, it's probably appropriate for the gun.
It should be pointing forward, not down, though.
I mean, my first time loading a mag I derped and put all the bullets in the wrong way, but at least I knew where the mag *went*.
That's what I meant. It's also not "fake" for the same reason that GoT isn't "fake". Imagine if people went around doing that.
>Why do you watch GoT? Ugh you know there's no such things as Westeros, right? They're just actors
When I was younger I would go to a lot of movies on opening night (90's before I had kids).
You'd have clapping sometimes then, if the movie was good. Anytime after that, no clapping.
Charlotte is okay, Cecilia gets annoying, but both better move out da way for BEST GIRL!!!!!
...fuck, image limit reached....well either way, best girl's name is spelled Tatenashi.
Should have been Nevil taking voldimortes head off while he is distracted dueling the distraction chosen one. Would have been great, and fairly unexpected. But no, we had to have a boring self insert chosen by fate to do good things. No clever bait and switch by Dumbledore, no moment were you realize that really, there is a chance you are just a tiny part of a much much bigger story. Nope, he is just the best.