>>43056435 The party Thrikreen and Warforged don't sleep, so they stay up all night in their respective "half-sleep" states at a small table in the shop we owned, attempting to play some sort of card-game which neither of them remembered the rules to. There was something about these giant thugs just sort of spacing out and asking each other if they had any Jacks every couple hours.
There was one time a player jumped into a box without checking it and then asked what was in it. One of the other players suggested it was a box of dicks, so we went with that suggestion for a good 10 min before backtracking to before that point.
>>43056435 Our party was investigating a ruined wizard tower after reports of passersby having an unsettling feeling or something like that. As we were searching through it, we were attacked by an animated table in what was probably the most pathetically hilarious fight I've ever been in. It was easy enough to hit, but since it was a good desk made of solid wood we were having a lot of trouble getting through its hardness. On the other hand, the chair couldn't manage roll above 6 or so. So the fight ended up becoming a group of burly, armored men beating the shit out of a flailing table
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