>you will never play a robot in a fantasy setting
I played a Warforged for TWO SESSIONS then the group disbanded! fml
>transform into dildo
>finally understand the strange human emotion you meatbags call "love"
There was one game that never got off the ground in which I was going to play a Warforged Bard with his instruments integrated into his body.
> tfw not being able to play medieval Big Band.