>Hundreds of small portals to the Orc homeworld appear in Canada and the Northeastern United States after a particle collider accident.
Realistically, what would happen to North America?
I was gonna say we finally get something worse than niggers, but this anon raises a good point. Orcs will at least join the army.
The US army and navy and Air Force and Canadian army and Air Force and anyone who has any want for the earth to not get invaded by a savage alien race will send people to stop these orcs and hopefully find a way to close all the portals.
>would Russia be allowed to explore the Orc homeworld?
I don't want any Russians on my team.
/tg/ I am disappointed in you.
I mean really? The "Orcs = niggers!" argument? Racist jokes? "Dinndu nuffin?" You're better than this; I've SEEN you be better than this.
Why the fuck are you lowering yourselves to this level?
Our great and mighty Lord Emperor Trump decides to bring these wayward travelers in, giving them jobs, housing and many other American rights. After a little bit of awkwardness, they quickly become an integral part of American society, adapting their lifestyle to the modern world and our lifestyle to them. Thanks to their crowd mentality, they take up arms in the ghettos and rid us of our feral niggers, integrating or destroying them. Despite what many think, Orc gangs are very organized and work to just increase their ranks, influence and lifestyle. Crime in these areas is reduced by 13%.
When Orc arrived on Earth, they carried primitive weapons. Swords, axes, clubs, shaggy iron age armor and primitive war technology. The first waves of Orcs were brutal to the unprepared American populace, those who owned guns and local police stations holding off the Orc menace until the US military arrived. The Orc horde was quickly pushed back by the US's advanced military and technology. It would be a solid week of constant fighting, with the US military holding it's ground. Then, the fighting suddenly stopped when an Orc Ambassador came out, asking for a possible treaty. The following Treaty which was signed in Israel would be known as the Green Acordia, officially naming all Orcs as American Citizens.
I actually appreciated some of it, hell, I'm not even against the wank going on, it just had some narrative pits in it that completely decimated my booty when reading it.
>The Sun of Man will Rise above the Heavens
>They fucking nuked Heaven with a dirty bomb.
The portals are studied, principles are drawn from it, technology is propelled forward a thousand years, we pull the orc's collective assholes out their collective mouths with our new understanding of the universe.
>tfw people think "Well regulated" means "Regulated by the Government" when the second amendment was made in the idea that the people would be able to keep the standing army, and thus the government that supports and supplies that standing army in check.
Yeah, well, they never counted for the soccer moms and people in power not liking the concept that any schmuck can enforce their mortality and appealing to the soccer moms to make ignorance of Firearms a baseline.
/tg/'s taken a swing toward /pol/'s ideology in recent years. It's gotten worse recently. I don't know how to fix it, besides moderation no one (including myself) would want or tolerate.
>People on 4chan calling niggers niggers and mudslimes shitskins
Well, one of these things is true, the other is not.
Go be an over-sensitive bleeding pussy somewhere else.
You're a fucking idiot. People have been making racist jokes on here ever since /tg/ was made. Also there's a shit ton more feminists here that arrived here in the last year alone than any wayward /pol/acks
Whoever drew that has no idea what an 18th century musket looked like nor any weapons made in the 21st century.
Also that's literally not what "well regulated" means in that context.
>How the hell would you achieve that nowadays short of giving every family their own fighter jet?
You can take down a helicopter with an RPG.
You don't need a second helicopter to do it.
As it is now, soldiers aren't exactly okay with being told to kill civilians and bomb the shit out of their home towns.
Because the military isn't exactly pleased with politicians.
>Jeez, GUISE, this analogy of orcs to blacks is so CLEVER, only redpilled anons like me will get it hahaha!!
have you considered a career in stand-up comedy because this material is fire.
I'm darker than the pits of Hell and I found it funny.
There wouldn't be any reason to do so, nukes are for when shit is completely fucked. Arable land itself is actually worth quite a bit, and there wouldn't be any after you nuke it.
Yeah I know they just get reaaaaally upset way too much and Its a huge wannabe operator board. But I do love the occasional /k/ history and music threads.
You can't. Not all ideas that had merit 200+ years ago work after you completely change the underlying assumptions about everything involved in the equation.
Society, technology, and war all do not work that way anymore. The second amendment is the only thing providing any kind of justification for the proliferation of guns in America, a fact that is rigorously exploited by the NRA.
Which sounds like a redundant statement, but consider this: in the State of New York, it is illegal for you to buy a Halberd because it is legally counted as a concealed deadly weapon. You can, however, go and buy various kinds of firearms that are less than half the size, can kill someone from a much greater distance and at a significantly faster rate.
I'm not saying that we should have some kind of constitutional right to polearms, but the fact that the former is considered too dangerous to own and the latter isn't is absurd. But that's the benefit of having a lobby, I suppose.
No, its even dumber than that.
The spear head on the end unscrews, which means you can hide it.
So if you can bullshit your way through the door carrying a 10 foot pole with an axe on the end, you can attach a secret pointy bit to the other side, master criminal that you are.
This violates the law regarding concealable weapons, and makes Halberds illegal to own in the state of New York.
But guns are still fair game, cause THAT makes sense.
A halberd would not be considered a weapon common to use as part of a militia. Thus is exempt from 2a. Only weapons that would could find a home in a militia are protected.
Has nothing to do with 'too dangerous'.
> War has not changed
Of course it has. No number of dudes with hunting rifles can take out a tank or a fighter jet we made in 1970, much less one we made in 2007. You can perpetuate a crude asymmetrical war with civilian firearms, but you would be unlikely to overthrow the state of Colorado with just that armament, much less the federal government.
Bullets are bullets, You can overrun an airfield with bodies, Same with tanks.
Also most soldiers won't turn on Civilians, So that is also wrong. It'd be vet's/Military personal who leave the Federal governments control
Federal governments and cops at BEST.
War is bullet or bomb meets body and you die. The methods MIGHT change but its the same.
>in the State of New York, it is illegal for you to buy a Halberd
It's not so much that we're made about the actual joke, it's just that we're appalled by the artist's lack of research or understanding. He clearly didn't even use a reference!
Also it's an annoyingly common occurrence that people who think guns are evil, tend to actually know fuck-all about guns. It elicits a knee-jerk "this shit again" reaction.
>all these triggered xirs
To be fair, Iraq is angry goat farmers and zealots.
California is 99% of a mix between homosexuals whining about every little fucking thing and are incapable of moving their own furniture and niggers, and the remaining 1% is asian shop owners.
That 1% would be enough to hold California against the full might of the world.
It's like that japanese Gate shit but with 100% less lolis and one million times as many niggers.
>China not allowed to participate in magic phenomena because fuck China
>Both countries get together to make their own magic portal with blackjack and hookers because fuck you guys.
It's especially hard to do with Gate because the JSDF takes out a US special forces team, as well as a china spec ops and russian spec ops team down all at the same time.
The three teams were on a night mission and none of them brought night vision goggles.
Oh god, stop please.
My ribs, I can't take it.
Seriously, even the Japs believe they can't do anything unless the other side, technologically primitive or otherwise, goes full retard.
...no dumbass. It's an actual fucking story. The LA riots in the 90s. A bunch of korean shop owners held their entire strip of shops against looters by shooting the fuckers from rooftops.
That's when I stopped reading. Loli goth god slaughters entire team because lolis. Gotta draw the line somewhere.
It's so fucking bad, liike on all accounts.
Gate is literally JSDF propaganda and unabashedly so.
I stopped reading then as well, but I knew it was written by the equivalent of a chink conservative well before then.
I have a Japanese roomie, I showed her Gate and she started crying in laughter because it involved the JSDF doing anything besides failing and going up in fire.
Seriously, even the Japanese think it's fucking hilarious.
It's extremely hard to win a civil war as the govt unless it is an American civil war style conflict where the rebels are polite enough to wear uniforms and act as a coherent nation.
Every person you kill is lost tax revenue, expertise, and labor. Every neighborhood u fight in means people are displaced. It's easy to imagine that a volunteer military would see recruitment drop like a piano out of a c130, and with conscription it means you WILL draft sympathizers and people who just don't want to be there.
And no you can't kill an f35 but you know what you can do? Mess with its logistics, kill the pilot, or target the family.
Just a few thoughts, not saying it is or isn't possible, but shit like this has been done. FARC has been holding out for fucking decades in Columbia despite aggressive joint Colombian-us efforts. PIRA only came to a treaty when the war started getting unpopular and they lost support.
Niggers wouldn't defend Orcs, they would realize that the Orcs are far more preferable and lash out at the perceived encroachment on their habitats and food sources, lest they are replaced by the more civilized species.
There's no saving it, it involves the JSDF.
Best just start from scratch, just like other novel that has the same exact idea whose name I can't remember because it's Japshit, but it involved Dragons vs Planes.
Not a single one. But monster races yes. The portal is in the us but the us isn't allowed to allow ONLY THEIR MILITARY MONOPOLIZE THE FIRST CONFIRMED UNDENIABLE ACCESS TO ANOTHER WORLD AND RACES.
NASA gets sent in first, then the military, then civilians with intense UN oversight. Not that the UN is capable but trying to hog the new world and informing no one of what's going on would result in international and domestic backlash that has never been seen before. How does religion cope? What's the standard for establishing commerce? Are there potatoes over there? Most electronics get fried going through the portals so air superiority is gone and it's back to radios.
Etc etc Etc
I have a google doc of over 1200 questions branching off of like 6 core questions. I felt the book would kind if write itself by answering those questions.
>Citizen militia hold off initial waves of Orcs until military arrives to push them back. Tens of thousands of orcs are taken as prisoner.
>Every portal is surrounded by a base ready to vaporize anything that comes through.
>Expeditions are made, with minimal casualties, but each one is hyped up to hell in the media
>U.S Soldier torn apart and eaten!
>Canadian trooper strangled and gang raped!
>Support for an offensive is built up.
>International force goes through portals, clearing out Orc encampments and setting up forward bases. Each portal is given responsibility by a single nation.
And I think you know where it goes from there.
Sorry to say, but who knows? I got college classes, I have a job I'm loving, and I have military commitments every month. And I'm married.
It's there but it's not an active project. Slowly over time is where I'm going. Several months ago I posted an enchanting magic system that I made for the story that I ended up using for dnd. I have the system at home, I'll post it again when I am back there from classes.
Of course not, but there'd probably be some arm twisting to get a 'Coalition', which is just handing off portals with known 'problems' to nations that stamped their feet until the U.S gave in.
Sorry to answer your question I will absolutely publish it. I feel it will be different enough that I won't get in trouble. But I plan to mention /tg/ and r/worldbuilding as sources of inspiration.
Let them stomp there feet, American depending on the person in office won't deal or handle with there bullshit HERE or allow another nations troops into our land and into a boarder. Besides until we can master the portal magic/tech/w.e. What nation would risk them supplies lines?
>American depending on the person in office won't deal or handle with there bullshit HERE or allow another nations troops into our land and into a boarder.
Friend of mine was part of a boyscout group on a trip to Boston. The troop leaders were listed as active duty Canadian military so they were pulled over 3 hours inside the US and escorted back to the border.
Sounds like some typical New York bullshit to me.
So what based states can you own a halbred in?
>Also most soldiers won't turn on Civilians,
I never understood this argument. Surely the wealth of tyrants and dictators throughout human history has made it obvious that many soldiers wouldn't actually have a problem with turning on their own countrymen? Or am I supposed to believe that Americans are special?
>implying we would share with fucking anybody in the current world set up.
You're right. Those portals need liberating, and Canada isn't up for the task.
Yes, that. And that no internal rivalries between states will be played upon, no bonuses offered and that troops will be asked to fight against "their friends and neighbours" instead of people across the country
Don't worry, our military is at the point where we are just itching for a Caesar to come and ruin everything for everyone.
Americans who say otherwise forgot why we originally didn't consider a peacetime standing military to be a thing.
>oh shit it's this same fucking joke again time to fucking laugh again oh fucking boy.
>Orcs = Niggers is so fucking funny it's like I can't come up with something original
seriously dude your post really can only apply to the people commenting about /pol/
Yeah, an open civil war in the USA is going to be a fucking hellish affair because we've proven to be incapable of dealing with asymmetric warfare. That's not even getting to the fact that militias are probably going to target whichever groups they blame for the country's problems in their RaHoWas rather than fight actual soldiers. And the breakdown of Armed Forces is totally possible. Marines are v. conservative, the Air Force is stuffed with Evangelical Christians, the Army is neutral and the Navy is pretty liberal.
>Yelling 'Praise the Lord!' as Air Force carpet bombs Orc camps.
Our hardcore military types tend to be fiercely independent and conservative. The way our political system is largely separated from the military (DOD and Beltway Bandits aside) tends to mean that only the upper echelons of the service really are willing to collaborate in the event of SHTF. The rest would place family and home state over government, as a general rule.
>Also most soldiers won't turn on Civilians
If anyone points a gun on a member of the armed forces, they cease to be a civilian and become an enemy combatant.
In this little scenario, you're talking about Americans rising up as an armed force to try to overthrow the government. That is, rebel and try to assault a military facility.
If they do that, most of armed forces personnel aren't going to have any qualms about shooting back at the assholes shooting them.
They're not going to defect en masse to a bunch a rebel scum.
I was in the Navy for six years, and I can tell you that it is only liberal when compared to the Marines. Almost all military personnel are conservative when compared to the average civilian. There are outliers however.
>The spear head on the end unscrews, which means you can hide it
What kind of shitty fucking Knife Show halberd have you been using?
What about a Spontoon?
>Canadians and Americans fight back
>Armed forces destroy orc incursions
>Press the fight into the orc homeland
>Realize the untouched bountiful world available on the otherside of the portals
>Americans and Canadians mass migrate
>Build fortresses around every portal on the Orc home world
>leave other pleb nations to sort shit out on the earth themselves
>Deny entry to Neo Norameria to anyone.
Finally a planet where we don't have to deal with the rest of the worlds bullshit.
>in the State of New York, it is illegal for you to buy a Halberd because it is legally counted as a concealed deadly weapon
I live in New York and bought a halberd at a flea market in Utica. You're either full of shit or are talking about those bullshit NYC weapons laws that don't actually apply to the rest of the state.
What kind of orcs, faggot?
Are they way behind us in tech, or comparable? Do they have any magic?
Can they be bargained with, or do they just want to WAAAAAGH everything?
How biologically similar are they to humans? Do we take foreign diseases into account?
There's only one answer anyone can give without lying.
The one by the dude who did Hellsing, right?
>P-p-people don't like this half-assed post about orcs being like nigers. Th-They're probably femenazi kikes!
Literally the worst.
>giving your best tricks away too early
There's no point when you can keep revealing a new weapon far more deadly than the last and keep them in fear of your seemingly infinite power.
Start with a drone strike on a military base, then a missile, then carpet bombing, then napalm. Let the word spread about each attack, let rumors and superstitions build.
But anon, New York State politics is absolutely dominated by the millions of people on the island of Manhattan and the other 4 boroughs.
Never mind that anywhere that isn't NYC, White Plains, or Albany tends to be fairly conservative. The State is solidly Blue due to NYC.
It's funny because humans would be the most violent one.
>All these idiots not getting the joke
Honestly, Canada barely enforces its control over the land it already holds (notably the Arctic), so it'd have to act quickly and decisively if it wanted to get anything more than scraps.
They can try, the last time they had a battle in a winter wonderland they fought to a stalemate against Finland. Also it'd be impossible to keep any base supplied in that region.
I mean I hear "the human race" or "the aryan race" a hell of a lot more than "the nigger race" or "the black race". So I guess that means humans on the whole (or just aryans take your pick) are more violent than orks. Yay humor?