This is how I paladin
This is how I paladin.
I love Russian monarchs. It seems like, from Ivan the Terrible, they were all trying to outdo each other in horribleness, and it did not discriminate for gender, age, or (in Catherine's case) actually being Russian.
St. Olga the Exploding Bird Lobber is still best girl though.
This is how I Monk (in a fluffy system)
This is how I professor of magic
This is how I Elvenkind.
Someone of her purity of faith would probably return as an animated set of
Suck my historically accurate dick.
>This is how I diplomacy.
Just read her story.
Now that is metal.
>Ask for the wisest man to accompany her to marry the prince.
>Then burn them all alive.
Now the enemy has no strategist.
>Invite enemy soldiers for wine, get them drunk
>Murder all of them while they are drunk
>Ask people to give her a pigeon and a dove instead of a large tribute
>Then booby trap the birds to set the home on fire, let the birds fly home
The whole city catches on fire at once
>Wanted to get married so much that her last birthday party was wedding themed
>Last blog post was "I'll get better and work hard on getting married!"
>Died two weeks later from the Japanese cold
>Reincarnated as something that can't get married
This is how I chaotic neutral.
>the sand has upvotes
Please kill yourself.
This is how I Paladin.
This is how I paladin:
>tfw no more "Shonen"
This is how I anger management
Got an SR GM that wants me to.
Ork Physical Adept. Berserk, Code of Honor, Fire Elemental Weapons, mystic armor, and a FUCKING BATTLE AXE.
Eventually though, I want to upgrade to the Claymore.
It's too late. This thread devolved into weebshit before it even began.
>dead at 38
I'm not sure who to be more pissed at, the japs for their ridiculous notion of unweddable christmas cakes, or the universe for taking her away.
Black Widow gets so misused. Her superpower is being the greatest spy on the planet. She's the facilitator, the intelligence gatherer. When AIM is planning to detonate a mutagenic bomb in the atmosphere to record the results, she's the one who finds out first because she got a tip from a guy whose dating a nobody lab technician, letting her Infiltrate disguised as a 43 year old man named Harold Court whose been divorced twice and has a lanced boil on his ass making him limp. Then she slips several key figures a slow acting poison so they'll get sick and later die without telling anyone because her big damn hero friends are too heroic to dirty with this kind of shit. Black Widow is the one who keeps cap heroic by murdering the fuck out of people while he's asleep and never telling.him, so him and everyone else can fly in and save the day with half the security staff oddly out sick with the super flu that day.
>just learn about this today
>go on facebook
I wasn't ready for this.
This is how we be the only two Martials in a party
>suddenly my high school yearbook
GET OUTTA MY HEAD CHARLES
That feeling when 2 other people from LHS post on this thread.
This is how I water elemental
>The best response
>Literally boils down to "he wanted to, so I let him, stop making a big deal of it"
>Not really that funny or amusing
>Not even a fucking ice based pun or "let it go" joke
Rather disappointed, honestly.
This is how I paladin.
The Prince had murdered her husband and sent goons to intimidate her into marrying him.
She probably just thought "what would add have done?"
Her dad was an officer in the Varangian Guard so the answer was never going to be peaceful.
She is the super villain origin story.
You really shouldn't try to Paladin as Krieg, he has incredibly low standards as to what constitutes evil. Like say, giving a scathing review of a echo-net game someone else likes, pirated music on actual floppy disks, looking funny. etc. I could go on, but I won't. But I could.
>recognizing the signs of reddit taint
That sounds awfully reddit-tier anon.
Maybe you should go back to reddit.
this is how I do rest periods.
It makes you wonder what Prince Mal was thinking when the scale of his miscalculation became apparent.
Probably His Face When
This is how I Bard.
Not again, I didn't need to see this brought up again so soon.
>I'm glad I was born as who I am.
It hurts every time. Hidamari just won't be the same without her doing Yoshinoya's voice.
Heh, I spotted a sign to Valhalla when I was over there the other day. Never did get a chance to find out what it was about.
Krieg must destroy ALL of the evil, regardless of how it manifests. Intentionally hurting people's feelings is EVIL. Stealing music is EVIL.
And once ALL the EVIL has been turned into meat giblets and MEAT BICYCLES, Krieg will kill himself because his work is done and he has no place in a world without evil.
Also, quests gonna quest man. Can't take those as perfect examples of how a character would act. Unless you also think Gaige, Maya, Axton, Salvador, and Zero are also anti-reviewer and anti-pirating.
This is how I mindflayer.
Pillars of Eternity.
This is how I paladin.
Well seeing how the characters are in the order you list them a anarchist mechanic; witch, disgraced merc, psychopath dwarf barbarian, and a possibly robot assassin, they probably would. They are getting paid in money and guns.
And his less fancy version, can't pick which one is better.
This is how I modern wilderness encounter.
It's also how I cheat code.
And then anon, was a faggot.
In fact she was way too good for the show she was in.
As a catholic, I feel the strangest mixture of fear, respect, and arousal.
Lots of it.
If it's a PC vs an NPC, more than likely the latter. Something tells me that a PC wouldn't make a character like that unless they knew what they were doing/were really confidence. Of course, I could also be incredibly naive.
I don't know if that image is a Shadowrun thing or not, but if it is he could be magic-ed or aug-ed to the gills and about to slice some dudes up before they even take aim.
There's no shortage of perfectly good, talented people living on the streets in Shadowrun because either society doesn't want them or they don't want society.
I disagree, Ghost in the Shell's dub is excellent for instance. The original Japanese just feels so stoic and dry.
If anything, dubs of anime not aimed at kids that were released around the late 80s were good, if a bit cheesy at times.
I see your bullshit and counter with Baccano.
This is how I pass the time in town between expeditions.
Seriously, I once broke a game by just having my alchemist actually practice his job as a doctor.
Yeah, actually roleplaying the downtime can be fun.
Yeah, I had my alchemist run around town treating the sick, healing the injured and selling cheap potions to cure disease and heal wounds.
By actually having a job, even a part time one, he was rolling in cash compared to the rest of the party that only got cash from adventuring and didn't do anything profitable in towns.
I bought so many fancy items and reagents by making heal check rolls and selling potions I made out of reagents I picked off the roadside for free.
This is how I Chaotic Evil.
I feel bad, because I can't stand "LELRANDOM" variants of Chaotic Evil in my games. If they can't be subtly evil, I normally get really irritated with the player for being a needless pain in the ass.
To be fair only one player in my group consistently makes CE characters and he's ass at them after the second session
>When you realize she's basically a grimderp Amelia
I was in that thread,I thought it was shitposting so I ignored it until it got to around 100+ replies
shit was devastating man,reading her last blog posts were tear jerking they read like death flags out of an anime
>I wouldn't have worked so hard if I didn't have everyone here.
>Because they've been supporting me all this time, I was able to get to where I am today.
>I'm filled with nothing but hope now.
>I'll be fine because everyone's with me!
>And thank you so much, as always, to my many friends and staff member who couldn't come today.
>Thank you so, so much to everyone who has always waited for me and supported me.
>Even in this condition now, I can say this with confidence this year.
>I'm glad I was born as who I am.
>Thanks a million.
>The video was amazing, I can say it was almost like a PV for Maisen's hirekatsu sandwiches!
he is entirely evil. being blatantly irresponsible with something like the world just because you had a purpose that was benign doesn't mean you didnt intentionally disregard the risks and unknowns to take a steaming shit all over the planet.
The term for "A cold" in Japan is more of a euphemism/catchall for "illness" when you don't want to get specific, particularly for any illness that doesn't involve vomiting.
Likewise, "The flu" is basically the other euphemism for any illness in Japan that does involve vomiting.
Most of the 'Japanese colds' aren't actually what one would think of as the common cold, particularly when they involve hospitalization or death.
Of course, this is also combined with the insane work culture that keeps people from actually resting and getting better from minor sicknesses, which tends to result in depressed immune systems that can then snowball into a very serious medical condition down the road, and the Japanese medical system is complete shit on top of it all, so it's all kind of a perfect storm...
> they were all trying to outdo each other in horribleness
Erm, you kinda misinterpret Catherine's quote. She did not litearlly write things on people;s - after all, it was the post-Peter the Great, Euroboo Russia. That would be out of style there.
She meant something along the lines of "Oh year my dear great minds of age, whatever you theorize about how one should run a nation is very interesting. But unlike your case, my ideas don't exist just in my head - I have an entire fucking Empire violently reacting to every decision I make, so BTFO"
I love love LOVE how he portrays Chaotic Evil.
He does the "Force of Nature" archetype so fucking well, I get disappointed whenever someone fails to bring that level of intensity into their Evil characters.
Some day, I'm going to run a campaign where he (or someone a lot like him) is the BBEG.
He is evil, because he was willing to take the risk that his plan wouldn't work and all those people he murdered/attempted genocided would stay dead in the end. Even with the best of intentions, a truly good person wouldn't take that big a risk, not without any proof that it'd work in the end.
You can feel bad for him while still acknowledging he was evil by his own choice.
Her blog post was just the start, the reactions from her friends and coworkers where just as heartbreaking.
pic related was from Satomi Arai. I lost it when i got to this part:
>But you know,
>you still haven't
>taught me how to cook...
>being this butthurt over the existence of sexual dimorphism
That's what I'm trying to concoct as the BBEG.
I can't even decide what kinda class he would be. I want to say he'd be a Ranger or something? Because he had -extremely- potent talent at killing people himself. He caused chaos everywhere he went, from convincing a kid to piss in a gas tank to turning some nerd into a sociopath, it was just brilliant.
My biggest fear is not doing the character justice, desu.
Compare women strength records to men and get back to me.
Gender divisions exist in sports for a reason and it's not because of the fragile male ego.
GITS, Cowboy Bebop, Bastard!!, GITS:SAC, FLCL, Outlaw Star, and Ruroni Kenshin just off the top of my head.
Most Dubs are fine. After the early 00's the only truly bad dub I can think of that didn't involve 4kids was GTO.
the worst thing is how fucking awful japan is to these women. that girl probably couldnt marry because japan would destroy her reputation for daring to have a life instead of keeping the illusion that basement dwelling neets might get the opportunity to dick her. shes 38 and no one cares now, but when she was young she could have married easily if she wanted to.
Well, Norris was absolutely fucking perfect in Bastard!! but the rest of the cast wasn't amazing. I liked most of Outlaw Star's dub (can only complain about the bit parts) and Cowboy Bebop.
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Oh, stop it. All of you. None of you actually give a shit, so quit pretending.
How do I know this?
Because none of you would say anything if a character designer, animator (y'know, those who ANIMATE your ANIME?), or writer died.
You're all just putting on a "look at how human I am I'm really not just a waste of life" show and no one would give you the attention you never had growing up if you got pretend-emo about some fat ugly dude.
Just like you.
So shut the fuck up you fake-ass fronting little shits. Your "waah I'm crying" act would be more believable if you actually bought anime.
>waah ur so edgy/autistic/baww bawww
Yeah, redirect the harsh truth away from yourself by ad-homing me. It's all your stunted emotional maturity can handle.
By the way: she never gave a shit about any of you.
>This is how I DM
>this is how i Neutral Good Cleric.
Fun fact; Mr. Rogers was in fact an ordained Presbyterian minister. The church literally assigned him to keep being Mr. Rogers, as it was doing more good for humanity than he ever could as a parish minister.
...also, he's blatantly Lawful Good.
He was an ordained Baptist minister, and might I dare say, the most awesome baptist minister, because he told other famous ministers to do their jobs as followers of Christ.
>or writer died.
I'll be pretty fucking bummed when Togashi kicks it. Same for a couple of animators who I can't name, because I know almost no industry names outside of mangakas.
It's not that people miss her as a person, It is more like they will miss her for her work and art. Monty Oum was an animator and people grieved over him because we will never see any new work from him ever again.
>You're all just putting on a "look at how human I am I'm really not just a waste of life" show and no one would give you the attention you never had growing up if you got pretend-emo about some fat ugly dude.
>Ralph Bakshi and Richard Williams will die within your lifetime
>So will the Fonz, Ringo, and Jagger
>Hulk Hogan and Schwarzenegger too
>Carter will never get a chance to be the oldest living former president
>Fox cancelled Firefly
>Guts will never get off the boat
>Naruto still hasn't actually ended
>Daikatana will die with John Romero and never be released
>The MC and Best Girl will never actually fuck
> I I-I II I_
Why even live.
I now understand why people drink.
>Faye's voice suck'd
I respectfully disagree.
To be honest, I haven't really watched much of the series she acted in.
It was those blogs that sucked me in and had me go through a whole kleenex box (for the tears, you perverts) over the course of a 5000 post thread.
But then, I've always been an instant waterworks show when faced with death, whether in fiction or in real life, from childhood onward. Still, this one got me extra-hard.
I think it was said blogs, those vulnerable words straight from her heart, and the fact that she was obviously well-loved in the community, that got people as hard as it did, beyond the big fans of her work.