The sailor your PC was having a bar-fight with and knocked down pulls out a can of spinach.
I cast meteor swarm on him and the lanky girl with the black skirt.
Then, if they are still alive, chained enervation.
>I cast meteor swarm on him and the lanky girl with the black skirt.
You know he's just going to punch each meteor away as it approaches him, right?
He's probably going to punch the next spell away too.
>implying Popeye wouldn't just keep fighting and shit without regard for social impressions, getting nasty liquid veggie shit into your open wounds caused by his savage pummeling
Then I contingent planeshift away then teleport to a random location and lastly call my cousins:
He should have thought it twice before being a martial.
As soon as you teleport away, he punches the plane he's in so hard that all the other planes collapse like background scenery, then grabs you and gives you a wind-up punch that knocks you out of reality completely.
It's freeform bullshit? Then let me get out my freeform character, Unsheaty McKatana. (He's already teleport behind the guy, just you know)
Are you serious?
It was POPEYE?!?
I'll get the fuck out of here fast as nignog chased by a coplog!
I pull out and swallow dozens of fresh spinach plants
Come at me bro!
Because who the fuck expects some dude to eat a can of spinach then suddenly become an unstoppable cosmic force of nature?
Bluto is the only one who doesn't have an excuse. He's just a big galoot.
Whilst I know perfectly well who Popeye is, Mayylene the Drow doesn't share this same knowledge.
On seeing the can she's going to let him have his little snack, hell, she'll probably even offer to open the can for him so she can get back to beating him senseless.
Then he'll punch her so hard her colours swap, her pet spider turns into a young girl call Muffet and her pet rabbit becomes a rabbit felt hat.
Once she has recovered her senses she's going to hunt him down and poison his spinach.
It's like you're not even trying to get a High Score in D&D
>once she recovered
mate im not shure if you are aware of what kind of punch power we are talking about here. She will not recover because she will be truned, with that one puch, from her evil ways to her good ways. She will see that poison is a cowerds way out, not one to fit a sailor and chouse rather to spend her life as a deckhand on the sea
Isn't Pop-Eye pretty much One Punch Man?
Narratively speaking, that is - his schtick is that when he eats his spinach he gets Strong and then whops his enemies away with a single punch.
Not that that means that he'd win in hypothetical fight - his schtick doesn't include "eternally depressed since he can't get challenging fights". He's in a similar niche, though.
Of course, any fight between the two would inevitably run into the Superman vs. Goku problem where it ends with them just calling it a draw of some sorts and then bonding over it by beating up Bluto or something.
never said that it would sail on salt waters, women on a ship is only bad luck on salt water. Plus ill just take a cat or two with me and the luck cancels out the bad luck....ill take a pig too just to keep safe
But what happens if a trans woman is out to sea? Does devil Davey still give you the locker combination? What about a trans man or even a cross dresser like Faris from FF5? These are questions that needs answers iffin I pick the gnarliest crew.
Faris had a pet Hydra, and walked the walk, everything else is irrelevant. She is the Pirate King of the Sea
Lenna was bad luck however, but Galuf's sheer awesomeness and badass was able to compensate for it.
>Tfw eating nothing but spinach helped me lose 60 pounds.
Hm. Okay so if Faris is a trans man then it works based on gender not assigned at birth. Assuming she/he menstruates. Unless he doesn't menstruate in which case trans women and women after menopause or who are sterile may not be bad luck. Perhaps it's not even gender but a mindset. You said Faris walked the walk. In that case someone like Pirate Lord Evee should count
I pull out my bag of tricks.
My god have mercy on our souls.
Faris isn't a Tranny, just a cross dresser. When the others guess she's a girl she admits to it, and she tried doing dresses and things until she tired of it and went pack to being a pirate. After her crew admitted to know and said they would still respect and follow her orders, she drops the act all together and continues to be a pirate, just without the hiding her gender thing.
It's not an identify thing, its literally just "she pretended to be a man so she could get respect and make people fear her". Saying Faris is a Tranny is stupid and like saying Mulan is a Tranny
>>43444302's links contain a list of ACTUAL things Popeye has done in various cartoons and comics over the years. Punching spells away is something he has canonically done. Punch-based counterspells. He routinely punches something and turns it into something else. He has punch-based transmutation. He's punched through time and the 4th wall. Punch based time travel and planeswalking.
Popeye is not a martial, he's the original muscle wizard, and he casts FIST like it was an at-will ability.
Never said she was. But since I haven't played anything but the English localized version, I'm leaving and open slot for the possibility that it was dumbed down or altered to appeal to Americans. If the U.S. Version isn't edited, then it's definitely a mindset. All it requires to have a rockin crew of chicks is not to pick ladies and maidens. Plus chick pirates can snap you out of a siren song
I think >>43445668 puts Popeye slightly ahead. Saitama, as far as we've seen, is limited to punching things that exist in reality, whereas Popeye can apparently punch reality itself when it suits him.
>Popeye is not a martial, he's the original muscle wizard, and he casts FIST like it was an at-will ability.
Damned if I didn't get chills reading that
>get knocked out
>wake up, at some later time
>buy him a pint and thank him for a thoroughly enjoyable brawl next time i see him?
also go buy a can of spin-age,
ifs ya cants beats em, joins em
Seeing Popeye drawn like this and a seriously drawn Saitama going at it would be the best fight ever.
Popeye has the power edge, since Saitama has never shown reality/spell punching, but he is certainly durable enough to take any level of physical attacks, and he is FAST.
>So... Popeye eventually banged some Japanese woman at some point and later led to Saitama being born?
...........This makes perfect sense. Popeye is an American sailor, Okinawa is pretty much an American naval base, chances are Popeye had a honey there on deployment.
Then again, do we ever have any indication that One Punch Man takes place in Japan? Or that Popeye lives in America? What if they both live in the same fictional country?
Popeye was slapping Japs back in WWII for the USA.
>Those incredibly racist 1940s cartoons
I fucking love it. I wish we weren't so sensitive nowadays, just imagine a new Popeye cartoon where he beats up extremely stereotypically Arab terrorists?
Oh god, please don't tell me you literally don't know the nursery rhyme 'Little Miss Muffet'.
You better not be shitting with me here.
My PC wouldn't be picking bar fights in an Altdorf sailor's tavern to begin with, since he doesn't want to be stabbed in the back and tossed in a sewer for the rat catchers to find or the skaven to eat.