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Welcome to d20Station, a rule light, low moderation server filled with custom content.
>ADMINS WHERE IS D20 WIKI I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING!
wiki located at
Currently sorely in need of content.
>What the fuck is Space Station 13
A top down atmospherics simulator with a "whodunit" on top. Survive in the station and do your department's job, while fixing the problems that the antagonists cause.
>How the fuck do I play this game? I keep hitting myself with things.
Use OOC and ask someone for help on how to play. People will almost always help you get a grip of the game if you're polite about it, just don't reveal too much in-round information in OOC.
>Hey /tg/ station I...
We are a separate entity from /tg/ station, we just host our threads on /tg/ as the server was made by fa/tg/uys for elegan/tg/entlemen.
We occasionally run Dorfstation mode, a roundtype where the crew must build up from a bare-bones station. Dorf will be run less often then usual, probably on the first and/or last of every month now. Dorf is ran on a separate server, found at byond://220.127.116.11:28020
>How is this station different from [station]?
Join the server and read the rules and changelog (located at the top right of the game window). The changelog has been cleaned up to show changes starting from the base code of the /nt/ branch.
Code branch from NT (also named d20Station) is updated a few times every week with fixes and new content.
If you have a bug, contact an admin in-game or on the thread to report it.
Note: This is NOT SS13 general.
tfw i bitchslap a respawn shitter three times then emiko verbally shits on him and bans him
i love you guys
>Some dude got unbanned from his permaban
>First day back he uses up all his respawns to attempt to kill sec
>Insults people because he doesn't understand why there's three respawns if they're not to get another chance to kill
>He attempts to log in twice
I dono maybe I would have changed my mind I mean he didn't do much just abuse respawns and break major server rules the first day back from his permaban then insult me in byond chat I might have had a change of heart.
Everyone who gets banned does this.
You can't help some people you know? The rules are really well stated everywhere, some of them are just common sense stuff, and in many cases, you guys are fairly forgiving and give the newbies a run down of what's acceptable and what's not. Anybody who breaks those after all that tends to just be in it to cause trouble.
actually, would it be possible to make a device that could be added to a tank that would explode it either remotely or when the pressure inside goes above or below a certain amount?
Penned by Lone lee.
cornering the innocent greyshirt in maint the sec officer tackled her to the ground."What do we got here a little greyshirt lost and all alone?" said the sec officer as he unbuttoned his sec belt,"w-what are you doing" asked to greyshirt in a timid voice."Just following orders" the officer said as he flashed the poor woman.The greyshirt woman opened her eyes to she was laying down on a security cot in the brig,she blinked a few times to see the head of security wave off the other officers. "hello there" he said as he slammed the lock on the door,"why dont we get a little more comfortable as he unbuttoned his uniform.The greyshirt girl winced,she knew exactly what was going to happen she had heard stories of this man.Noticing the girl's hesitation he swiftly pried open her legs and proded her with his stunbaton a few times,"dont be shy"he said as he undressed the poor woman."these arent standard issue prisoners clothes".Finnaly he turned on his baton and prodded her,she cried out deeply but soon found she was out of breath,"w-w-w-w-what are my c-c-c-c-charges" she said between prods."Stealing" said the officer abruptly,"s-stealing w-what"cried the woman. The officer leaned in and hugged the woman "my heart",They laid there for a few moments more when the officer abruptly got up and made for the door "your sentance is up" he said. "w-will i ever see you again" asked the greyshirt,"as soon as my stunbaton is re-charged" laughed the officer.
After a long pilgrimage of self revelation, I, MrZero11111 come here to seek absolution from my sins. I stand before the church with the sole request that I re-obtain salvation and that my excommunication be lifted, so that I may once again walk in the promised land.
(TL;DR pls unban me cause I had a misunderstanding)
are you: >>43451971
that fucker? Because if you are, that's one HELL of a misunderstanding...
No, looked him up, he was banned back in November of 2014, so that's well over a year. He got banned for non-antag bombing the station, then permabanned for trying to evade his 2 day ban.
Not my call though.
Also seriously he posted his ckey like three times and the byond message clearly shows a different ckey.
couldn't find anything in the unban panel and the banning panel was being uncooperative, literally had to look up his player preferences on the vnc to see if he was even on the right thread
>nonantag bombing and then ban evasion of a short ban in terms of bans on non-antag bombing
ban evasion is what gets me
this sounds like bullshit but since I doubt we have logs or anyone who remembers circumstance that far back it's not like we can disprove it
no griffing retards usually just try to log into stations at random times and find out they're not banned anymore
this is why I don't even unban anyone that doesn't show any interest in being unbanned
I don't know, but his ban was lifted a couple days ago, but his account age was 1, so I expect he just tried to log in yesterday or today.
The problem I see when I went back to look is that he was banned by astv for ban evasion, yet I don't see any other accounts banned that day (except for pissant). So I don't know how he was ban evading, so either I'm being retarded and don't know something, or that'd be something astv would have to clarify on, if he even remembers.
Thank you, I give you my greatest gratitude.
CREMIA'S BACK IN BUSINESS, BITCHES.
AND SHE'S FOLLOWING THE RULES THIS TIME.
he tried to join every day for like 3 weeks so i messaged him and was like 'hello sir it seems you write bad dbz fan fiction and would like to play ss13'
people who get unbanned can always be rebanned, and all his keys are catalogued in this image for tidiness
I joined the server once. Only had three people on, me included. I remember being mocked over the radio as I asked a few newb questions. Proceed to set up engine as a engineer. Notice that player count went down one, no longer being mocked or hearing anyone else over the radio. Went to discover why, found a space carp with a laser gun attached to it hovering over a charred body. Manage to acquire body and make it to medbay, almost well done from carp laser. Body is a doc, get I'd and start cloning the body while healing myself. Brain dead. Found the person that mocked me but can't lord the fact I saved them over their heads, disappointed. Proceed to have epic duel with space laser carp, who was named. Use miantence to hide and heal, craft spear through resources found in one tunnel. Manage to kill carp in one final bout. No one else is on, commit suicide cause no point in staying on.
>get to lobby
>observe for a bit
>things are fine
>HORRIFYING AUDIO GLITCHES
you have been visited by the hardworking officer of comfyness
robustness and tranquility will come to you, but only if you store your weapons on safe and keep your bookshelves stocked with spacelaw
Would require a complete rewrite, which simple mobs do need, but would be very intensive. I've already got fitness update on standby while I work on a project for class, and I haven't even started NaNoWriMo. I may do it eventually, but it's not coming any time soon.
>tfw you set janitor to high priority and everything else to never
>and you spawn in as head of security
>and Freeman is your subordinate who completely outclasses you in every way
Just smile and everything will be fine
I've been dual wielding stun batons for the last 3 weeks and it has never not worked for me.
someone please stop me.
unfortunately the complex visual stuff was unstable long term, oh well.
I think I can probably fix at least some of the smaller oddities in hacky ways but reverting a bunch of the stuff i was working on is still going to be a pain in the ass
it was a pretty decent learning experience at least,
but despite all that effort I'm not about to shove a tonne of broken shit up the tubes out of pride or anything.
backspace was never the source of the problem, you're trying really hard to stretch it to have meaning here
>make stories about pooping on the newscaster
>realize no one is doing anything
>proceed to get solars online, repair breaches, kill the carps, mine for science, and get the piano playing
>continue to post newscaster poop stories
You had all of /tg/ to shitpost on, all of it, 10 pages of threads, and you picked perhaps one of the ones your post is least likely to apply to.
Good job champ, nice reading comprehension on the OP, you've sure made us mad.
>join skeleton station.
>use the chance to dick around in hydroponics.
>suddenly smoke and explosions in the Bar
>busted pipes all over the place.
>only one 1 Engineer on the station...
Gibtonite and adamantine need more uses, gibtonite in particular being the biggest offender since, let's be honest, bombs for mining aren't really that useful once you get your hands on a sonic jackhammer or better, and getting high grade gibtonite is such a huge risk.
Not only trivial to get, but incredibly specific in use.
Maybe make a way to carve gibtonite safely, to reduce it to the size of a one-handed item, then make some way to wire it with a detonator, or just make it behave like a very fate grenade?
Mining can ostensibly make good use of bombs, but the hassle of hauling raw gibtonite makes putting it to use a pain in the ass.
I think you overrate how worthwhile bombs are. The only people with a reason to use them are science, and that's assuming they're using an electromagnet and telescience to blow up asteroids and get all the ore that way. The amount of time saved from using a single bomb is negligible; it's barely slower to just dig the same amount of area if you have a sonic jackhammer or better.
The change to the bar door is not what we discussed!
If you're going to abandon the attempt at shuffling the door and windows around so that it can't just be wackadaffy crawled past, then at least clean up some of the items behind the bar some.
Put the shotgun in the locker (assuming it's still access locked) with PunPun instead of on the counter where any random hobo can grab it.
jesus christ I've spent most of today stabbing the cmo's cat with a scalpel trying to get surgery working for simple mobs and accidentally making hats
it was mezzo talking about doing that
I'll probably let him do that since he was also going to be doing a neck slot for humans
though there is also a certain other person who was showing interest in doing it himself i think
its something that we do need, just a matter of figuring out who the fuck is actually doing it
Pretty sure that it's also anchored, so that you can't pull it.
They REALLY didn't want miners to get these explosives, I think they expected them to be easier to get, or more powerful then they really are.
Even a zero reaction gibtonite (termed gibtonite 3 or quality 3 in the game files) is a mere dev 2, severe 4, and light 9, enough to clear a tiny chunk of asteroid. Gibtonite 2 is only dev 1, severe 2, and light 5. The lowest quality (1) and easiest to get gibtonite has no dev, 1 severe, and 2 light. It's not like it blows up quickly either, the only way you could possibly hurt someone with it is if they willingly walk on top of it or you stun them and keep them there by force, but if you have a stun weapon you don't need a slow, weak bomb to murder anyone.
Whoever designed gibtonite was fucking terrified of the idea of miners not using it for mining purposes, but it's garbage even for mining. You can't even kill most mining mobs with it.
would anyone be interested in doing some test runs to make sure the client transfers between brains and simple mobs are working correctly?
I also need to check on lazarus injectors working properly with human brained carp and what not
>actually wanting to give an xeno the capabilities of a human body
hey you know all those things that stopped xenos from rolling the crew
they don't anymore because an xeno is the crew
also antagonist flags are carried by brain, not by body, so there's no reason to be a shitty xeno instead of a human if you're not a traitor
>so there's no reason to be a shitty xeno instead of a human if you're not a traitor
Fetishism and science are strong, Freemen.
I was a XenoQueen once. Someone put my brain into a braindead Emiko after I got rolled.
It almost went well, but the stand-off with security in EVA was interrupted by a mug bola wielding assistant. Murder all around.
you have always been able to do that
can do it as it sits in my local but the special abilities for various mobs are not functional yet
though there are some exceptions for various mobs that i need to put in since im pretty sure at current you could use friendly gold slimes to put people into fairly ridiculous mobs.
lazarus injectors work very well for reviving the bodies of dead things that were previously hostile.
Instead of making those mobs exceptions you should just stop them from spawning from the gold slime. As long as a mob has a brain I don't see why it shouldn't be able to have a brain transplant.
Now there's an idea, mob hunting.
If you ship mob corpses back to centcomm, you earn a few cargo points or something, depending on the threat level of the mob - common space carp being worth only a few points per corpse, with things like goliath and space bear corpses being worth like ten points a pop.
The real money would be in capturing and shipping living mobs back, which should multiply the points earned considerably.
Ok, I didn't realize it was an actual issue on things that shouldn't have brains. I guess mobs in general need to be looked at.
Wouldn't that make gold slimes incredibly valuable?
Centcomm may not be interested in tamed creatures like the ones spawned from gold slimes or revived with lazarus injectors since they've been irrevocably tainted by human interaction and can no longer be studied properly.
And for added challenge, if a captured living mob has taken any damage the points received should be reduced back to the points earned from a corpse, to encourage proper sportsmanship
cargo will always be filled with chickens if we do that
though honestly i do think that being able to ship back really basic stuff for very small amounts would be a good thing if properly reflected in the prices of things.
Well chickens could be worth very little or nothing at all, ideally the only mobs that would pay would be ones that are a credible threat to the average spessmahn since centcomm can breed its own chickens or whatever just fine
i'm going to go through with making space cash easier to manage and exchangable for supply points
anything else that anyone has said about economy or otherwise is pure speculation and shitposting that is not going to be implemented without serious discussion or looking at
>playing ce inbetween doing codestuff
>help a "roboticist" figure out how to cryo people while grilling him with science questions he can't answer like "what's the temperature of cosmic microwave background radiation"
>go to science to investigate atmospheric alarm
>door open to maint where a hypoborean anomaly froze the place over is causing the atmospheric alarm
>one of them is bolted open but won't close
>other ones are just emagged open into xenobio
>scan for prints and get the prints of a fat tourist I saw walking around in a suit
>grab an NT10SP and some mags and ask him to surrender his emag infront of the bar because that shit is a pain to fix
>tells me i'm not a cop
>tell him i'm an acting head of staff
>see him pull a gun and move
>he hits me once
>did 55 damage, it's a revolver
>desperately trying to unload into this tub of lard while he empties his chamber
>get hit again
>keep shooting for three more shots before falling over
>ground up in the trash recycler along with everyone else on the station eventually
I can't help but be butthurt
why does anyone try to talk people down
It's good AR PE. I'm, personally, always happy to see someone make the effort.
But did you go in completely alone and without informing the rest of the crew? Because that'd be a silly-billy thing to do.
>Hey chaplain why're you filling the halls with runes that have a small chance to spawn a daemon that'll kill us all?
>Oh uh it's totally not to do that it's apart of my religion and you're offending me by having to ask freedom of religion
It was a hypothetical to illustrate why the aforementioned Chaplain-summoning idea would be bad.
The only runes that are actually magic are Cult runes, and those made from adamantine slimes.
>if the right admins are on
You can say that again. One night I had a ritual set up with a set of offerings on the table, four candles, and a body donated by medbay.
I did my pray with onlookers while hacking at corpse, and occasionally breaking to drench it with a bucket of holy water. I thought I had shit going well, especially with at least two others in there, but nothin'
How would you make a wrist-mounted weapon that you wear on the gloves slot work? Obviously you can't have it override the normal attack of the mob, that would be spaghetti, and obviously you can't have it work like a backpack water tank because that's spaghetti too. And you can't just make it so you take the glove/bracer off and hold it in your active hand like a normal weapon, right?
>Away eating dinner, come back, see some dude ahelped "Is this kill legit?"
>Tell them I need more info before I start looking into it
>"Ok but was it legit?"
>Trying to explain this stuff to him as I'm looking up what happened
>"So you're saying you don't know?"
>nevermind, i wanted to try this server but it seems it not good cause within the passed 5 mins ive been on i was suffocated to death for no reason and admins cant do there job"
This is like the third person this week doing the exact same thing and leaving half way though me looking through because I'm not doing it fast enough for their liking.
It's becoming less about the people not knowing how to ahelp and the fact that most are these ahelps are from the fact that people come to a new server, see a fancy new job they'd like to try, and then are killed because they picked a job of which they had no warning.
Was there a chance that some of them were shitters and would be literal murderhobos, which is what caused all this? Yes, maybe. Was there a chance that they are just normal players who feel upset because they were murdered to raise some guy's imaginary K/D ratio? Also, again, maybe, but now we may never know.
It's just like actual society! Boy SS13 seems more like a microcosm of the real world the more and more I play it and that is
>Ban dick goblin for 3 days for joining up as CMO and related jobs and doing nothing but murderboning
>First day back and he does the same exact thing
>Dickgoblin - Playing as Joseph Mengele - Head Role
>He gets rekt in the brig, but he's already left because he went into crit
>Not dancing this dance
>Tired of this guy so I just permaban him
>After I ban him I see another doctor as sec, he just joined, hasn't even dropped his medkit he spawned with, has a circular saw trying to break into sec, meaning he beelined for it then ran for sec because he knew
>Schechy - Playing as Dr Richard Goblin MD
>OOC: Schechy: suck my goblin
>Check notes, realize that I've been getting the two ckeys mixed up because they both have similar names, and they've been doing the exact same thing, signing up as a CMO/doc then murderboning with the surgery tools, and he joined up literally thirty seconds after dickgoblin died and ran to go get weapons and kill his killer at sec
>Accuse him of the obvious
>OOC: Schechy: You can't even ban evade on ss13 lol
>OOC: Schechy: It bans your MAC address
>OOC: Schechy: I'm not ban evading. check my IP
>Tell him to come bitch on the thread if he's innocent because he's obviously not then ban him
Let's see if he really wants to argue his case, because I am tired of this shit.
that also came with the issue of being completely unable to punch or kick someone while having scrubgloves on which while a blessing when attacked by them and a curse when using them wasn't realistic, wearing shock gloves doesn't stop me from hitting you in the face
likely you would either have a seperate intent from the normal intents that would allow you to engage or disengage an implanted weapon, or a verb to do the same. Alternatively you could have it only happen on a specific action, like double clicking, though this would probably lead to a lot of unintended discharge
lastly you could have clicking on a specific area of your character or otherwise activate or deactivate it, though all of these ideas encompass "toggling" the implanted weapon on and off instead of having it in a perpetual state of context-sensitive readiness
Don't be dumb, Emiko.
If somebody asks about something and you're looking into it, say "I'm looking into it. Got any more information?"
If you don't communicate that you're looking into it, they're going to assume you aren't, because most admins on other servers are shit.
Answer no, sic something horrifying on them.
When they ahelp for what the fuck just happened, explain that they left out pertinent information and you got confused.
Pain is a powerful teaching tool.
I would say if the miner is making bombs its no use at all if you have science making bombs and giving it to miners you might shave some time off it would never be worth it on servers with bomb caps though
>gideon, meme master
>join serbia late into a round
>you are tater, kill barman, escape alone
>think i've got little chance due to medium pop and late join
>say fuck it, beeline for dat autoloom
>dress up as a true hero of her majesty. give a pupper a top hat and name him sir amherst
>plan to meme about muh treason and muh colonies
>do normal me things instead
>drag a pupper around, swap memes with a skele, throw eggs at the captain, normal things
>do this for a good 40 minutes
>minor damage, captain still calls shuttle, wish i had more eggs
>wait in escape, trade bants with skele
>leave sir amherst, now poopmaster, thanks to mister skeletal, behind to hold the line, plan to tell his wife and sons of his heroic sacrifice
>hop on shuttle, just me, the skele and leo at first
>kill leo in moments with my royal double bladed energy sword
>skele runs, leaves me a gift of a banana peel
>someone else hops on, kill em
>weld doors and pray no one has a welder
>captain says over the radio "we have his dog"
>want to say he dies with honour, witness him
>the only words that stumble out of my mouth are "pls don't hurt him"
>somehow they don't have a welder, but a ripley
>it drills in at the last 15 seconds
>duel of the fates ends with me almost dying after falling on my ass when the shuttle left
>slay her majesty's worst enemy, complement his skill and bravery like any true gentleman
>shuttle docks at centcom, get lucky, barman die somehow
>commit sudoku with royal energy sword due to my cowardly act of leaving sir arherst to die and not witnessing his sacrifice
my first greentext meme story, pls be nice
you won't be able to swap mob brains to change their ai's around yet unfortunately, as I still need to make ai packages a proper thing, as well as rewrite a lot of the special abilities to be both controllable by players, and more modular for the purpose of the ai packages
I was trying to teleport onto the shuttle but I kept porting backwards instead
I called the shuttle in case things were bad and dident recall it because I wanted to hunt that fucking wizard.
of course it turns out he kept his word after all
I have never seen anybody on /tg/ that was not a rampart fagot serisuly complain about normies and I have never heard anybody say poseurs ever
also im not sure what any of this has to do with this thread
also if you really think social justice warriors aren't targeting rpgs you must be an even bigger retard then me remember the strange,
oh a the strange themed round could be interesting
Probably the exact same guy did the exact same thing yesterday, spamming stupid shit on literally every single thread with the same exact pic without even bothering to read the OP because he's just here to troll.
Don't respond, just mark as spam and do the same if you see him do this again.
it's pasta that they've been posting on various threads for a while now, without rhyme or reason
remember to just hide and report
>dealing with oceans of spaghetti and stupid people's code on top of dealing with stupid people
it wears you down and makes you curt
>Dat fucking wall
Also, what the hell happened to my Augmented bro?
>spectating space and decide to play a big
>sign up as an assistant and grab stuff to build with in arrivals
>build the comfy zone (tm) and put on my pajammers
>while I go back after grabbing some stuff an augshitter scientist with a bag of holding says "hey can I test darts on you"
>tell him "don't touch me, you rancid swine"
>take a nap for a big
>go outside and get more things to put in home
>there's some nerd in a hardsuit outside
>tries to let himself in
>"EXCUSE ME SIR I DON'T THINK I INVITED YOU INTO MY HOME"
>he says sorry and leaves
>feel a bit bad but not too bad
>nothing is really happening so I start considering playing something else
>tell everyone "goodnight spacemen"
>blow out candle
>use sleep verb
>hear someone walking around outside
>at this exact moment my character wakes up
>guy in a mining hardsuit with an energy gun set to lethal is inside
>scream into my headset "HOME INVASION HOME INVASION"
>"THERE'S A MAN WITH A GUN OUTSIDE"
>get up in my pajamas and look outside the curtains after the guy runs out
>he's stalking around
>call for help my home is being invaded
>he starts shooting my walls up
>hide in trashbin
>science guy comes by and starts shooting my walls up too
>run outside with nothing but a wallet on my pajamas and start disarming like mad
>shoot back at them, huge fucking fight ensues
>guys are using nuclear cells in their guns
>grab a cell from my bag that I grabbed for some reason, shove it in the laser cannon
>go ham on everything
>science shitter tries to come inside
>i've looted an energy gun and given it time to charge
>as soon as he gets inside I pop out of the trashbin and stun him
>point blank a ton of shots into him but he's fully augged
>steal his bag of holding
>he whips out a flare gun loaded with an EMP shell and sends his shit in his bag flying everywhere
>grab an smg and start spraying
>down to 30% health or so
>hypospray in his bag
>inject myself with it hoping he had it in case of damage
>of course it's beepsky smash
>somewhere at this point pissant comes by and suicides in front of the place with a silane smoke grenade
>it doesn't kill anyone but himself but it does make science fuck off
>science guy shoots me with activated charcoal 10mm darts or something similar, putting me down to about less than 10% hp
>stunned on the ground he grabs his bag of holding and leaves me for dead
>cargo tech comes by seeing the carnage and heals me, helps me up
>thank him and he says we'll get him good
>go to security to report murderous science department
>mr rage is taking fucking forever to eat donuts and down coffee
>we break into the bridge, I grab the captain's laser and cargo guy grabs the energy gun after I bust open the locker
>grab captain's armor vest for good measure, he gets a swat helmet
>we go to cargo, but it proves to take too long for anything while mr rage found himself in a firefight with science
>tell him we want to enlist our help if he can equip us
>lets us in
>brig is a fucking mess, armory is busted open
>grab griff gun, NT10SP and some magazines, including a magazine of darts I stole from sciguy
>energy gun, lasers, strap on a sec belt and load it with a mix of HP and NL ammo as well as spare griff gun loaders
>had cargo guy a riot shield, mr rage didn't want one
>grab earmuffs since I plan on using flashbangs
>go to science
>doors are locked and none of us have access
>I stack up to the north of the door and start hacking it while cargo and sec stand guard
>open it and bolt it open
>science guy flies around behind us with his augs
>we chase him down to medbay but he's not standing and fighting, playing the retreat game, suspect he's trying to lead us into something
>fire off some electrodes hoping to get him but he's too fast
>get to medbay atrium
>looks like he's cornered himself
>see the grenade sprite in his hand
>ready throw intent
>tosses a grenade, miss catching it
>grab it off the ground
>chuck the grenade inside medbay's atrium
>it's not even done moving to where I threw it before it explodes
>barely got it far enough away from us, silane smoke and polytrinic acid smoke blanket fucking medbay blowing most of the plating off of the walls
>augshitter goes down inside medbay's wall to the left
>waiting for the smoke to clear is taking too long
>move in, can't see anything
>just as it starts to clear we can see aug guy
>knocked out from the explosion but not dead
>cargo tech hesitating with the ion rifle he grabbed, tell him to shoot the guy with as many ions as possible
>as this exact moment augguy gets up and tries to run for the back of medbay maint
>ion bolt hits him anyways, cargo tech empties the entire rifle into him
>he falls over
>sec and I move up to him point blank, I empty griff gun and sec empties a laser
>so ends augshitter
>strip him of weapons and ammo and go looking for mining hardsuit guy who invaded my place in the first place
>grab augbody to gib to be safe
>drag him to the bar
>nigga tyrone is there and asks for what the situation is
>tell him and he goes off to botany
>another random i've never seen before comes up behind me as I have to break my way into the bar
>holding a riot shield in one hand I have to drop my toolbelt to hack the gibber door open
>random goes right up behind me
>disarms and shoves me over
>promptly steals my riot shield from me
>take out a laser and just start spraying in anger
>guy doesn't understand how shields work and just takes the blasts as he tries to run out of the bar
>he goes down in the entrance
>take out griff gun and unload six shots into his head since half my lasers hit his chest, reload it, and go back to buisiness
>guy immeidately ahelps "dude bar killed me" and tries to play victim
>pretty much just tell him to fuck off if he's not going to give any more information or circumstance
Not really sure shooting a guy dead for pushing him over is the BEST reaction
>got rid of my headset so have to walk around looking for everyone else
>find cargoman in front of sec and sec is interrogating miner dude
>"break" into sec just to see if everything is alright
>tell sec I want to return weapons
>sec leaves miner guy still in a hard suit and myself in security
>grill miner guy for shooting my place up
>"DUDE YOU DISARMED US AND STARTED SHOOTING US"
>tell him I hope we can still be pals
>go to the armory and start unloading weapons and storing them away
>miner thinks i'm stealing weapons and says something along the lines of "there you go again raiding the armory"
>tell him i'm just putting shit back calm down
>he says "don't unload the non lethals you can shoot people with those" or something
>call him an irresponsible gun owner for storing his weapons loaded
>go back and fix the comf zone
>adrien in a atmos hardsuit is repairing piping and stuff
>random ass assistant runs into my place and tears the communism poster off the wall, destroying it
>tell him he's gone too far
>draw an NT10SP that I kept with me in case and start shooting
>guy shoots me back with the same
>manage to down him, adrien grabs his body and drags him off to worlds unknown
>I patch myself and continue doing stuff
>adrien comes back with a fucking laser gun and starts shooting me
>using janitorial bin I disarm him and unload into him, but he gets away
>go to sec to get weapons again
>adrien comes in behind me
>stun and cuff him, kill him
>jay comes by the front of sec, grabs a fucking shotgun and nearly kills me
>cargo guy saves me
>guy respawns as a sec officer but doesn't do anything really the rest of the round
>get to centcom
>all three traitors succeeded anyways
HELP: Kalalification/(Julius Howard) (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (CA) : Gunner (?) Wells (?) proceeded to kill me after locking me in the scanner and radiating me.
PM: Hesphos->Kalalification: It seems you are being cloned and you are killing yourself.
PM: Kalalification->Hesphos: I do not wish to be cloned so that he can kill me again.
when server says 'not today'
Yeah the internet over here is getting shit on, that might be it.
It took 5 minutes to get to 20 percent of posting this
>suck my robo vag
all day at work all i heard was this sentence in my head all day and i still dont have a comeback
robo doms are forbidden love,fuck you lolololofen for poisoning my mind with your sick burn
>Nobody questions us about having locked guns and arming random assistants
>Nobody checks our boxes
>Nobody checks for dead crew members, even with sensors on
>sec just doesn't bother with any proper investigation
>Mr.Rage always gets the wrong guy, when he gets the right guy for once, me, Spice, he leaves me in a splint second
Gee, people with robusting for brains.
he just needs to hone his lynch detector like i have
the best way to do this mister rage is hang around as a greyshit and wait for syndiecakes to kill you or be a syndiecake or greyshit and learn what it means to robust once you know yourself and your enemy you cannot lose
servers back up with a decent number of fixes from the past few days and also the early editions of the transhumanity update for playtesting
there will be some oddities with it, but those will slowly disappear over time as I expand the mobs biologies, but you're now able to put peoples brains into most any animal or mob
also dead mice are no longer trash items but food items, so you can eat them directly without deepfrying, not that its good for you.
>it's a light RP server
How is this related to someone being a giant shitter and breaking the rules?
only 5 people online, the other antag was complaining in deadchat
that has nothing to do with how RNG works dumbasses
stop bringing ic to ooc
seriously holy fuck
If you think it's adminhelpable, adminhelp it.
You weaksauce cunt.
This server's quite literally one where if someone tries to dunk on you, you should dunk on them right back harder before you get fully dunked. And if you can't do that, you should git gud so maybe you don't get dunked on so hard next time.
If you want to whine about getting dunked on, try a different server?
Having said that, shitter behaviour like respawn abuse is terrible and you should report that.
Objectives are more like guidelines for general villainous things to do. A good traitor is one that presents either an immediate, errant threat to the station or a long term saboteur that works in the shadows. If an admin is on and you don't like your objectives because they're too simple or easy, you can just adminhelp it and they'll be glad to give you a more interesting objective.
Shouldn't even bother with asking to be honest. As an antag your real focus should be antagonizing in a manner that makes the round fun.
Completing "steal x" and then doing a normal job for the rest of the round isn't very fun, you gotta shake things up a bit within reason. Be the bogeyman the station deserves. Fun first, checklists later.
>getting stomped like a bitch is hardly categorized as "fun"
speak for yourself
but enough about fetishesi think his point was creativity is what makes things fun so don't rely on mechanics alone
free objective only happens when there's no other crew on the station to give out an objective with and a stealing objective would be pointless in the same case
stealing objectives have been tweaked in the past and there's nothing really wrong with them that can be helped
>increasing escape alone
when people see "escape alone" they see "kill everyone on the station", no thanks
If you don't like your objectives and can't be arsed to come up with your own, see >>43523367
just adminhelp for a new objective, I'm sure the admins online will gladly give you an objective worthy of your skills.
Hey, so there's a thing that allows you to send the escape shuttle early, in case of emergencies or traitors needing to leave, right?
What if there was the opposite? Being able to extend the docking time by something small, maybe like 30 seconds to a minute.
I like this
It shouldn't require three authorizations to use, since it's for helping people instead of fucking them over, so one authorization should be enough to do it and maybe it can be extended once per authorization by a minute each?
it's almost like if you can't hear the "EMERGENCY SHUTTLE HAS BEEN CALLED" or read the 16 font size text that shows up in the chat window then you're going to miss the shuttle anyways without special help
it's also almost like not everyone is supposed to make it onto the shuttle, fighting against the shuttle clock is probably one of the few things that isn't boring in this game
Yes, but it makes sense to have, and it can add a new layer to the game.
However, I would only have it be available from the communication console, not from the shuttle itself. That makes it both a risk to go do (if somebody is cloning or a lot of people are delayed, will you risk missing it yourself to go request a launch delay?)
If a traitor is trying to hold the shuttle from boarders, you can make it more difficult for them to succeed (assuming that they don't have an emag, which seems to be the case more often than not).
I'd say a one time 2 minute extension only when it's already docked, only accessible from a communication console (and remove the communication console on the shuttle, it doesn't need one anyways).
Even in favor of status quo, remember that just because something exists, doesn't mean it will get used, but the possibility adds complexity of options which generally improves the game.
There is a cocktail that sets somebody on fire when they drink it, but I'm one of the few people who uses it for more than just shits and giggles.
I'd say with the caveats u mentioned, it'd be a good idea.
there's literally no reason to run all the way up to the bridge to extend the shuttle dock by two minutes since it only matters if traitors escape, unless of course someone is barring it closed with mundane options in which case three minutes is more than enough for any retard to beat down two windows with an oxygen tank
"add it just because its a layer" is almost as bad as "add it just because it's there", adding it doesn't serve any practical purpose or fill any role. There's no complexity to it because there's no reason to use it. The escape shuttle is perfectly fine as it is with a 10 minute travel to, three minute docking time, and two minute hyperspace time which is why no other server has bothered to try and extensively change it.
>he can't fastclone the captain to stability in two minutes
do you even MD friendo
that way you could just keep the hypothetical dead captain on a steady stream of rezadone after ejecting him from the cloner at -90% hp instead of needing to wait for cryo you
One of my favorite moments early in my d20 career was being the last doctor left standing in medical after asteroids blew up cryo and gibbed the other doctor. I felt so robust for figuring out how to eject half cloned people and then ghetto cryo them in the shower down the hall by wrenching it cold. Sure it was not that efficient but I could pump out the dead pretty quick considering I had only been playing for a couple of weeks at the time.
This was at least a year ago. I really need to play more then once every 3 months.
A good traitor is one that presents either an immediate, errant threat to the station or a long term saboteur that works in the shadows.
this so much theres nothing wrong with going on a quick murderboner if you don't feel like long term sabotage that round
Monster Manual 2
They're Aberrations (if you couldn't tell from the fact that it's a penis-and-vagina worm) that are potent natural spellcasters, being both avid necromancers and enchanters.
They can shapeshift into attractive women, and their favorite food is undead flesh.
>asking for help on how to play or tricks in gameplay knowledge is unheard of
90% of your time as MD is waiting around for someone injured to treat, plenty of time to experiment friendo
I fucked up the quoting there
anyway my favourite thing to do is a bit in between I wait until im alone with somebody kill them dispose of the body after removing there suit so the sensors cant find them (if I have time remove the jumpsuit turn off the sensors then put it back on so its less suspicious when the body is found) and move on to the next victim.
which is of course standard ling tactics but it works for traitors as well. and if people are checking suit sensors regularly its terrifying seeing the amount of people on sensors slowly decress
That used to be the case, where you could have light hearted fights without things turning deadly, back in the days of comfystation. Alas, now most players are more concerned with getting dat greentext or otherwise 'winning' the round rather than acting out a role.