>they don't know what an Amazoness is.
Nice meme pushing.
Also for the actual thread, here.
I see you were in the thread where I made that joke.
Shit, man, that's rough. Condoms still work or do one or both of you have a latex allergy? Have you considered getting the old snip snip? not as bad as what folks think. Or do you want to have kids eventually?
i just so happen to do that too
this joke might be a bit too cryptic though.
What counts as a vergin? I'm 28, and I got my cock sucked. Didn't come. Tried to put it in, but didn't really manage to keep it up. Got the girl off by slamming my hips into hers repeatedly until she came from the force, though.
Did you do something sexual and no longer consider yourself a virgin? You are not a virgin.
>didn't really manage to keep it up. Got the girl off by slamming my hips into hers
This was me for he first 2 months of trying to be sexy with my gf. I know the pain bro, I know the pain.
kinda sounds like bullshit, theres a bunch of different birth control methods at planned parenthood... "the pill" can be a patch or a shot or etc etc etc condoms suck !
There's a certain excitement that actual pussy causes to make men a little...eh...excited. It's hard to handle the first time.
Holy shit, he's talking about her period. Sex during the cycle is fucking disgusting.
the pill reduces both the strength and frequency of periods turning what used to be a 3-6 day affair every 28 days into a 1 or 2 day occurrence every month to sometimes even two months
If you're still here, stop masturbating. Hold up for a couple of days, the tightness of your grip has your dick adjusted and vaginas can't adjust their tightness like you can. If you're ever in a situation where you're aware that you might get laid, hold up on the fapping.
1 years and 11 months...
time to call THAT girl again i guess...