>>43459881 >disruptive student becomes legendary creature and then planeswalker. >while the hard-working kids don't ascend Indeed, it teaches children a very wrong lesson about paying attention in class. But hey, what did you expect from such a satanic game as MtG ? The less students graduating, the more potential recruits for their evil cults.
>>43460281 He needs to learn from his mistakes. Let the cult leaders sacrifice him on their altar, and then shoot his dying body while making a disappointed face and explaining to him how he went wrong. Be sure to bring your other children, so they benefit from the lesson.
>>43460502 >Are hoodies an acceptable alternative to cult robes? No, no, no. Look mate, I get that you're trying to be responsible for your son but if you half ass this shit you're going to upset something from beyond the Veil and that shit will just ruin your fucking Christmas, let me tell you. Still can't go up to the attic after 3 years.
>>43460888 Okay, I know a guy who does cosplay and I'm sure I can order some proper robes from him. What knives do you use for small family eldritch rituals? We have some very nice kitchen knives, but anguide I read online recommended those wavy ritual knives you see in movies.
My daughter seemed to know what to Google for. How do I confirm whether she is a cultist as well? Can I sacrifice both of them in one ritual, or will inhave to do it twice?
Thanks for the help so far, I really don't know what I would have done without a true Christian website like /tg/
>>43461005 >>43461022 As a member of our local neighbourhood daemon watch (me and my buddy John) I could give you a couple of tips.
First, you have to identify what kind of summoning you're after. Is it your run of the mill, teenage, satanic ritual which summons minions of Hell or is it more eldritch horror in nature?
The former usually works itself out when the minions get bored or find a loophole in the summoning ritual rules. The latter can be a bit trickier since eldritch entities usually require payment of souls up front before appearance.
Your daughter sounds pretty knowledgeable so I'd listen to her advice for now but keep an eye on her. She might not be neighbourhood watch like us. If the worst comes, then knock her out with an sleeping incantation before taking her to a rabbi for an exorcism. Yes, I said rabbi. Not priest. This is very important.
As for the keyboard, that's not really my area of expertise, consult your local Machine Cult (Best Buy, Currys, etc.)
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