I'm designing a new character, and I was wondering if /tg/ wanted in on the fun.
My character is an elderly grandmother, a Favored Soul Sorcerer of Freya. She's 72, and after a long life, she's decided to go on an adventure for her retirement.
One of her qualities? She had a LOT of children and Grand children. And I want some help thinking of them all! So make a vague character and it will undoubtedly be in our game
Even if it is only in those dull moments when she decides to tell stories about how proud she is of her children.
Reference chart. She is a human and all her kids are between 52 and 19.
What I have so far
>Eldest Daughter, 52, Half-Stone Giant. Runs a bandit encampment in the north.
>Eldest Son, 51, Half-Stone Giant. Went to a rich country across the sea and is learning how to be a gourmet chef.
>Youngest Son 22, Pure human , Has a wife and 3 children, Has a farm and 3 extra workers to make more of a crop. A bit dim but a hard worker and built like a rock. Outside one of the big cities. Willing to let party sleep in the barn if ma vouches for them.
>Wife 24 a bit thick but in all the right places, does her fair share of farm work, but children don't raise themselves.
>6 Girl Ask a lot of questions
>4 Girl Prankster
>2 Boy is a messy baby
Is this character really about playing an elderly lady or more about an elderly lady who has lots and lots of stories about her inter-breeding magical realm? Because it sounds like you managed to take an uncommon concept (old age) and twist it into sex anyway.
No. In fact I planned on making her not want to talk about her various affairs over her life. She's not ashamed, but it's really no one else's business.
She's just very proud of a lot of her children and loves talking about them and their accomplishments.
>She was fucking Stone Giants at 20
>Finishes with humans
Shouldn't that be the other way around? I know the vagina's elastic and all but c'mon.
Dongo longo the bango mongo
A homeless half orc bard who sits in the park and peruses its true passion of playing the bongo, despite not having money Dongo longo's truly happy with life
Also its penis is huge
Youngest Daughter: 19
Acts as an emissary for the human kingdoms to the elf kingdoms and is studying at their colleges of magic. Normally extremely self composed and professional, when her mother or family are mentioned her personality turns into a self conscious teenager. When her mother pops in to check up on her youngest baby she whines that she's an adult and other such things like that.
This thread is a fucking disaster zone of the worst kind.
We have the shittiest player in the world, somehow baiting /tg/'s autistic need to make up random, retarded stories at the drop of a hat.
Why does this shit even exist? Fuck.
There's a table posted with half-giants, fiends, kobolds, etc., and the theme of the character is 'lots of children'.
Literally a character whose past is defined by which monsters she's fucked.
And you're wondering what's wrong with me. Have things just come this far?
Some people have a lot of children. This isn't a thread about how she fucked them. OP just wants us to know about her family. I'm sure she has other qualities beside her family.
Again, chill the fuck out.
Not that guy, but if all you can define your character by is what monsters she's ducked, you might have a problem.
On a more over-arching point, in the world the character resides in, it would be troubling to others to hear the individuals she's fucked described as "monsters." Might come off as insulting at best and a beasiality fetish at worst.
Don't call sapiant creatures "monsters."
It isn't about the sex. She doesn't have sex anymore, she's just old and wants to retire with an adventure.
She has other qualities, and again, she isn't planning on talking about who she's fucked. She'll probably Witch Bolt whoever tries to inquire.
I just thought /tg/ might want to make funny characters for an old lady to wax on about.
> calling creatures monsters is a bestiality fetish now
Everything here is fucked. Call in the space marines.
You don't need them to all be her kids then. Spread it out a bit, have Her have a handful of kids from 1-2 relationships, and then have it be -them- who had kids across twenty species.
That way it's less "reminiscing broodmother piss-witch" and more the "slightly batty doting grandmother" that you seem to want.
Because prudes and dumbasses will cry magical realm? All he wants is a bunch of random characters, that are at least 1/2 human. How is that difficult? This is basically a character creation thread.
>You don't need them to all be her kids then. Spread it out a bit, have Her have a handful of kids from 1-2 relationships, and then have it be -them- who had kids across twenty species.
You'd do the same, come on. You're DEUS VULTing/arcanining all over the place, it's unseemly. You're not interested? Fine, hide the thread, go on your way.
>Because prudes and dumbasses will cry magical realm?
Pretty much. /tg/ isn't mature enough to discuss this rationally.
>All he wants is a bunch of random characters, that are at least 1/2 human.
Then he should do his own work. Don't bring something to /tg/ and complain that they don't do what you want with it.
Shitpostong or replying to the wrong person?
I was just putting out an idea for how the concept could be run in a way that wouldn't /trigger/ the autists so bad and give a little plausibility and flexibility to the whole story
Get rid of the stone giants. It's fine if you want her to have a bunch of mixed race kids, but keep to races that she could plausibly fuck without being ruptured.
And don't call them monsters.
That was the idea. I wasn't even going to mention it, and just keep mentioning stories with different kids just by name or profession, and they get more and more confused as I keep claiming to have more and more kids. Then we meet some, and keep meeting some.