Welcome to the 136th Dark Side games
Good luck everyone
I knew there was more to it than just a jockey...a culprit and a serial killer as a part time next to a perfect life...the usual case...
You seem to be capable of making small calculations...but the law doesn't work that way.
Well, I have a little notebook of my own next to the u-uh files...I can help you with writing in yours as a friend if you want Gundam...
And being good at nothing is better you would say, Hajime?
You doubt my words, woman?!
Yes, run away you pathetic waste of DNA. Try not to be this worthless wherever your journey takes you.
Now speak your name, huma or I will be forced to make it possible for others to carve it into your gravestone.
Calling me a mortal won't make me magically become one, human.
While you are clearly one and my hair is pretty simple and perfect fit
for a Dark Lord such I am.
N-Not like I would require assistance...but what kind of secrets do lurk inside that book of yours?
Also how you guys doing tonight?
What some drinks?
>Shit, how does she know about what I did to that old hag?
You need to play pay day 2 with yosuke, he keeps bothering me when I'm playing with izaya.
I guess it's nice to see..some of you again...
Welcome back, big guy. How're you feelin'?
It appears that I am now situated in an area fittingly named trash. Local fauna is most odd. Direct communication might be plausible, further investigation is needed
N-no, my name is Otacon. It s-stands for 'Otaku Convention'
U-Uh...that's private...but I guess you can see it...
>hands over notebook
I don't have friends...I work alone, I'm the Ultimate Detective...if I would have too many people who could be an obstacle to me in these investigations they will fail...asides people tend to misuse trust and frienship for their own sinister intentions...
Hmm...I didn't know what you did to her...but this kind of confessing it, Diego.
I guess no one wants drinks then...
>Expecting anyone to have consistent schedule.
You'll never find out. No matter how hard you try. Everyone has their secrets~
I'm sure you have some you don't want to share.
You twist there minds and smash there dreams as well?
You do realize that putting me in my domain only makes me stronger, right?
>breaks free from web
>duct tapes Raid can nozzle down
>stuffs down your throat
All you people have to do is ask me, and I'll carry you to victory, and lots of money...
Well shit I'm just a rock star...Nothing else
>That was a thought, you goof
I didn't do anything to anyone!
Except leaving my competition in the dust!
Very intriguing. The organism is composed of many different dead humans and yet is still able to speak. How do you function?
Great to hear. How's the new area treating you? Gotten used to it yet?
>Implying I'm not an indestructible hologram that hurts you if you try to damage me
well i mean.. i was just wondering... because i would like to talk to karen real quick. karen was super nice to me before.
btw hi bobby..
If it is that big of a secret why would you give it to someone like me? You want to give me more advantage, because you underestimate me?!?
DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE GU-...wait...what is this notebook even supposed to...
More like twist their mind and crush their dreams.
That is your real name..?
I know it can be kind of scary to be surrounded by so many new people, but I'm absolutely positive that they'll all love you as soon as they talk to you.
Do they get blind by you and can't see a thing? When they call your name do they scream as well?
>tosses you a spider donut
>cracks as it hits the ground
>swarm of spiders crawl out
How could I ever have forsaken you~
>implying I didn't already cast bully negation magic
S-so many people are unique in h-here it's considered unique to b-be strange~.
It's my personal notebook...I don't give it to a lot of people...but I guess I can give it to you, it has clues, information about people in this place...but it's also my personal notebook, so it has personal things...G-Gundam...
Hmm...I had a popstar in my class...she was the first one to die, I'll give you one hint. Don't let your pride overcome you and be careful out there...
Suspicious behaviour for just a jockey, your facial expressions show different things...Diego.
Ah, we've met then! Sato, Saito, something along those lines?
Im bugging you? Last time I checked you were the spider and I was the human.
>implying Brash gives a fuck about what you're saying and isn't still eating all your food
Nothing! You're gonna sit in there until this game is over. Ahuhuhu~
>Woosh, now he's in part-dino mode
b-but I'm in this game! Muuuuuffeeeeett, don't do this baby~
I thought what we had was special.
Looks fine to me.
You wanted to say that you not being so extraordinary makes special around all of these freaks?
I-I see that...maybe giving this back to you would be the best idea...
(So that's where I got them...)
I m-mean, you are obviously lying and you just read my mind with your dirty tricks!
>crawled up the web to zach
Alright, guess it's time to get the show on the road...
...What an awful joke. Perhaps you didn't realize, but I'm a human sized spider. Shouldn't you be having a panic attack?
Fiiiiiine... Ugh, men...
But if you don't win, you're going right back in!
>Lets you out
I'm ready to win, Vader baby.
It was just for one day, I just recognized your dog girl ava
How do I rub your stomach if I'm sitting on your face
Don't doubt it. You're great. People will be able to tell.
W-Well...take your time...G-Gundam...I don't mind.
Good...a lot don't seem to understand and they let their pride be their downfall...make sure you don't end up like them...
Hmm...a dinosaur, a rather unusual transformation, unpractical in most close quarters now wouldn't you say so?
oh wow i'm pleased you remembered it! that means it is an effective avatar.
>He lays down and you go reverse cowgirl
It's very practical.
You figured me out.
I can turn into a dinosaur, and I'm a jockey, that's it.
THATS FUCKING LEWD
WHAT THE FUCK MUFFET
WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT SEXUAL POSITIONS?
I...really..don't know who or what...made me...one..day I woke up..looking like this freak....
I..don't know what my purpose is....
You really...think so..?
Oh...okay...but your better off with...other..I'm boring...
>this should be interesting.
>only recently started Steel ball run.
I have no intentions to break your delusions, human. If you want to be a generic background
or side character, who am I, the main character is to tell you what to do?
>closes the notebook
Th-that was an interesting read...to say the least.
I am not sure if it helped me in any form...
Huhh...time travel. I see...you are going that far to prove yourself right? Impressive...
I will find a use for these.
W-well I don't exactly know if I could fall in love with a dog.
Nope it's true. You can look it up man.
I know so. You may appear scary, but on the inside, you're super nice. I don't know how anyone could ever dislike you.
I'M BREEEEAAAAAAKING UUUUP IIIIIIIINSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE
>poster bellow this one doesn't get RKO'd
>But he/she must do another spare run on undertale
Stop stealing my line anon
I am still unsure on why you are so sexualised...
I almost lost my puri-...I mean not like the Dark Lord Gundam Tanaka could get more filthy..hahaha...ha...
That's why I am saying you used time travel...huhh. I forgot humans and their false ideas about reality...
So a mere side character? I am supposed to be impressed by such thing?
One day I will investigate that smoke...and I will find the true reason for life.
I have a damn light saber. Why would I need a wooden spear?
Sounds detrimental in every possible way Hajime...I don't see the logics in any of your claims...
Time to start up the investigation then.
An ideal coverup for a monster capable of killing...Diego.
An-anything you found in there that was w-worth it...Gundam?
>takes the notebook back with shaky hands...
I'm curious on what you can bring to the hunting party, Otacon...I will simply go alone to one direction...I don't expect any of you to follow me.
W-well I am also a c-computer programmer. I even c-created Metal Gear REX!
Do we have a specific tribute we're hunting for?
Or are we just going 'first come, first serve'?
>Opens Cocoon and gestures inside
This is your home now! Ahuhuhu~
I can do that now! I figured out how to send letters to other people!
you're pretty cool bobby. i hope you drop by the circlejerk sometime :3 i'm gonna take off
By being good at one thing, you are useless outside of that field. Akane for example... If she becomes a cripple, what does she do with her life? Being good at everything like Izuru and I means you will never see anything unexpected happen... And where's the fun in that?
I don't know who you are, but your hand is sweaty and your eyes are too big.
One of the most solid squads I've been a part of, for sure
You sure did write down...some interesting *facts* into this notebook...about me and a few other things...
I have no idea what a Metal Gear is but it sounds like one of those dumb robots from animes...
Thanks to time travel...of course.
Well that battle...was...interesting.
Then make sure she gets this. I...don't know what I was thinking back there, but I'm glad it ended the way it did.
Sure you don't wanna be more specific? That sounds like it's going to be easy to misinterpret.
Sorry i fucked up that one
Only thing i can say, deaths, deaths everywhere
D-dumb? Well I guess I w-won't argue. But it was s-supposed to be an anti missile d-defense system but then it was turned into a t-tank! It has c-cannons and railguns! The whole 9!