56th Express Games End.
Congratulations to our fifty-sixth winner!
Thanks for hosting.
>I'm just gonna sleep. Night.
Great job, big guy.
Thanks for hosting, Mokou.
Thanks for hosting, as always Mokou!
Congratulations. Thank you for hosting, student number 31.
Hm. A class pet should definitely brighten up the students day.
Where did you get those things?
Please put them away.
They could blind someone.
Do you have some kind of head exploding quirk?
But it is. This whole arena is a school. Didn't you see the sign outside?
That's something only you can find out, I can't hold your hand or solve a mystery you have to solve by yourself, Hajime...
Hmm...is there a lot on your mind and do you need help clearing it up...Gundam, I can see your delusion is getting weaker so there is bound to be something on your mind...and I believe friends are supposed to help in these situations...
I think you are ignorant of who you are dealing with.
Allow me to show you
>blows up teachers desk
Congrats and thank you for the Opportunity Mokou
Sleep tight, Vader.
I can, but that still requires you to let me go.
I swear, if you damn kids took it down I'll beat you all into submission...
You should be careful with those kinds of jokes, Someone might take you serious one day.
Yes. Did you not study last night? How do you expect to become a hero if you don't study?
I can make it 3 if you insist on blowing up my favorite globe.
I just blew up your desk and you think you can just order me around?
did you hit your head or something?
Thank you, thank you. I try.
I'm Spike, by the way. You look like you might be a friend of Ruby's.
Is that what they call...despair?
now do me a solid and stand still
because my name will be the last thing you learn
...Oh, now i remember. You are that guy who lives in his own car, right? Hobbo-sensei.
I didn't kill Cambodia.
>stares him dead in the eye
If you say so...
There's a sign outside of the arena that says "HG school for "special" tributes". How did you not see it?
>grades her paper a 0
I hope you like summer school.
I have a house, you know. They don't let heroes live like homeless bastards.
>Spike takes a step back and clears his throat.
Welcome to The Arena!
The Arena is a free-for-all deathmatch that takes competitors from all over the multiverse and pits them against each other in a battle of strength, wits, and, above all else, luck.
The Arena itself varies from setting to setting, with some stages even altering the way we behave or see the world. But, there's nothing to worry about, because at the end of the day, you just wake up like nothing happened, and you're ready to go another round.
So, just enter, get ready to survive, and climb your way to victory upon victory, just for the bragging rights.
Okay, now that's out of the way: yes, I know Ruby. She's perfectly okay.
I would host but it's late and I'm seriously low on energy from Fallout for 2 days
New game soon fellow rider,
Never give up hope.
Well...when I first arrived I came from the stars...well more of crashed landed from the stars.
Someone will pick it up eventually,
I wouldn't worry about it
You are not only a teacher but also a hero? If i yell your name would you come to the rescue?
Well, I only met Ruby through her new adopted Father: Kamina.
I'm not sure if she even considers me her friend at this point. Kamina said some interesting things about me.
But, yeah, she's made a lot of friends. I think she even has a boyfriend or something. Chara.
>street signs are the worst
She has a father now?
Mans a boyfriend?!
Wowie! Two weeks can change a person!
... So others things I should know Spikey?
>is there a Gaster avafag already?
Well, I'm not really a part of her inner circle, but from what I've seen:
She's friends with a genocidal flower, and her boyfriend wants to kill literally everything.
She had a 'mother' of sorts in my friend Sunset, because she was with Kamina when Ruby and Kamina met, but that relationship fell apart, and now Sunset's more of an 'older sister/friend' sometimes.
There's a chance that Ruby's wrapped up in some plot to stop the genocide, but I'm not sure if that was a lie, or if that's the secret plan.
And.. I'm not sure. You'd be better off asking Sans, Chara, or Flowey. They'd know more than me. Heck, even Kamina would probably know something, as clueless as he is.
Heroes don't save murderers, boy. You should know that by now.
...wow... This place is strange...
Oh well! It's an Adventure to be had!
Even though it's kinda weird that Ruby did all that...
If you want adventure, then you've come to the right place. Just.. Well, get used to dying a lot. It's a bit jarring when you first do it, but after a couple of times, the shock wears off.
...dying huh? Not something I do, but I'm sure it will be fun to do.
See you in the arena!
A quirk that makes the user want to kill...you sound like some kind of super villain to me...
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Good decision upping it to a 36.
Looks all good to me.
Have to take out the trash before the games can really start.
Thinking about shelfing Lewis, guy is pretty bad luck... really bad luck
Rip Gaim and Edgy Banana, The important thing is that you tried
I'm A God of Destruction where I come from, I destroy planets.
That's actually kind of exciting. We should fight some time.
IF YOU'RE GOING TO SING, AT LEAST HIT THE FUCKING FALSETTO.
Fuck off spike, i've never even done anything to you to make you be such a meany.
The chocolate chips melt in my mouth... Too bad I have nobody to share with...
And you look like a lanky cat. Looks aren't everything.
>we don't even know, but i assume he can just one shot anybody
A kid shouldn't be using this thing. It could poke your eye out.
It's arena tradition. When people die, we say 'F'. It means we pay our respects.
So do I have my fight, then?
>saitama is stupidly fast as well considering he sees sonic with ease even though he's at least over the sound barrier i think
Maybe one day when you're older, but not now. it's too dangerous for you.
Sure, Sounds like fun
>that is true, but even raditz could probably go faster then the speed of sound
Is wanting to wipe out all imperfect things in the universe considered insane?
Said I'd be loyal to you, bro.
I meant it.
Spike the dragon doesn't go back on his word.
Except that one time. But we don't talk about that.
>I don't remember that but it could probably be true, i'll have to rewatch the movie i think
>that's the biggest problem yeah
>only goku and whatever planet he learned it from has instant transmission i'm pretty sure, seeing as in RoF goku just did that to earth while beerus flew with whis
The only reason i lose in these games is because of krillins cells
This time I'LL be the Sith, and YOU be the Jedi. Gotta keep it fresh.
I don't know if she still has it, she probably lost it.
Then you might just have to die. Are you prepared for that outcome?
Alright, now I'm really going to bed since Sealand bebbed. Gnight.
Patience is a virtue y'know,
It also helps with build up and tension,
Its a good thing.
That's right. Obviously the detentions aren't working, so I have to go with the next best thing: death.
Well, RIP, again, Ghost
Make sure to hit it for inconveniencing you.
So close, yet so far.
Congratulations Groovtorias, you are our fifty seventh winner!
Thanks for hosting, Mokou.