So you do need to breathe. I suppose outer space is out of the question then.
You dare kick the all powerful conquer? The crusher of souls? The the emperor of empires!?
You kick me in the general direction of the companion cube planet? Do you communicate through kicks?
>kick down the block
I only used her because someone asked me to and I was just having fun.
Oh, now I see you're just trying to get rid of me. That's adorable!
Huh? Thanks for the food
You are unable to procreate.
This comes as no surprise, judging from your goatee.
It means you are very bad at playing the fiddle!
I bet your bad at juggling too!
Do not make any promises your dwarfish genitalia is unable to keep.
Where... Where does it even go in? Seriously, I'm not seeing any holes around here.
I would cheer for Kano or Dio, but they're scary.. So I'd rather cheer for Luna and Beerus..!
You are new to this, are you not?
A virgin, most likely.
No, I fucked that foolish samurai a few times, I'm just not seeing anything around here that resembles a pussy. Do I just stick it in your eyesocket?
I know it's more fun to land like this!
>looks down ground
Oh wait that's not water!
Don't do that!
Now let me fly you to the ground before something happens...
I'm aware, but I would still do it.
I die from other ways anyway.
Well no, I was female at the time. I know what a pussy looks like.
Seems illogical to me. It lowers my life span. I wouldn't do it if it were possible
I would still do it because of how I'm always at war.
Yet I'm not making you do it as well, of course.
Most the time unless I have something else to do ill host again
Or if another host wants to ill let them
So, in short if you want to host go for it
If you don't I dont mind going again.
I'm always at war for her majisty's secret service. Still would prefer if I couldn't.
>Who is malicious, and why do you want him to file your ass?
I love my face aswell, Anon. I have it tattood on my back
Damn it, just as i get back I die
stupid AFK buff
The trees have become our ally.
Nothing can stand in our wake.
Sliver Queen will win!
My bird effect tells me so!
There is no Sliver Queen in the round. Only Teddybear Thief.
Important? No. I wouldn't have a free life otherwise. Still don't.
One of these days, i will stab someone with a tree branch, just to see what its like.
You know what, I'll come back to this later, I'm sure there's a hole around somewhere. I have things ado.
There is no one who is important to me my dear frenchman
Using the remains of your most hated enemy as a weapon....ironic and a cruel twist of fate. But sometimes, revenge is a tasty thing.
Only about a third of you are in character. The rest of you just pick an avatar and OOC the entire time, or pick an avatar who is just a normal person so you can talk OOC and call it roleplay. HG is dead as fuck.
I tend to argue that...but i chose not to engage in words of dissagreements with...a...what are you?
Relationships are illogical and only make people vulnerable
Do not take me for a fool, whatever you are. I can very well observe myself that you are capable of speech. And murder, quite effeciently.
But you are obviously not a human being. Fine, if it somehow strokes your ego or self-esteem: WHO are you?
Prove it? Ok.
Just as a quick example. Here's a bunch of "avatars" who are just regular people, so it requires no roleplay or being in character. JonTron has no character, he's just a regular dude who screams a lot. A TF2 spy does not have a character, it's just a guy with a French accent. You know who has character in this thread right now? Sliver Queen. That's pretty much it. All of you are just OOC with pictures.
I slowly begin to unbutton your shirt, thi lissard grow. I take of my pants, the lissard, large, rest on your chest. Do you wish to continue yes orrr no.
Looks like I've been had.
Caught red handed.
No one knew what-so-ever that I'm OOC Meme Trash.
I'm just the worst at this.
>Implying that i don't use Steve-O to semi-shitpost with
>implying that RL people don't need rp
I have done some pretty stupid things in my life, dude....
You are a disgusting excuse for a sapient. Anything that is not human is less worth in your eyes? And if they ask for recognition, it is only because of a false sense of self-worth?
Remove yourself from our presence, or WE will do it!
You are neither swiggeting nor swooting. There shall be no booty looting.
>Implying people care about what some loser anon has to say
My lissard spit, it spit on your face. You are bow pregnant with my child.
Short temper, quick to judge. My apologies If i offended you.
You are not a human, so by what name are you referred to in the universe? Does this sound more reasonable to you
And i do not answer to words that are emptier than Souda's mind in this realm.