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Short temper, quick to judge. My apologies If i offended you.
You are not a human, so by what name are you referred to in the universe? Does this sound more reasonable to you
And i do not answer to words that are emptier than Souda's mind in this realm.
Tell me, are you willing to reason with a ''worthless sapient'' or are you going to fling more threats at my feet like a feral beast, that which you assumne NOT to be?
Butthurt Anon who complains about Rp
>yes this is an entry
Sounds boring, but nice to see you as always
>Takes a sip of his drink
So what with this place?
Everyone here seems..off.
I have won Potfest a total of 3 times. Does anybody have more Potfest victories?
Yep it is boring.
Shorty, why aren't you short?
It's a funhouse!
Where you fight, kill, die, and repeat!
Who are you mister?
I would wish all of you good luck, but luck is the crutch of the foolish.
Mmmmmmmm, I don't know, I don't feel particularly tall. Maybe you're just really short?
Getting kills isn't exactly my idea of 'fun'. Even with resurrection being in play.
It dulls your blade being able to not worry about death.
Hey look a red Dot!
I wonder if I catch it with my mouth...
I see you sniper. Find something else to claim as a trophy, coward!
The real monsters are the ones destroying the livelyhood of a humble shop-owner.
I am not sure what to think about the rest of the competition. A shame the Sliver Queen has been slain. I was wondering if she could overcome her own pride.
That seems to be a common misconception.
One could argue that your own kin is not without fault either. Someone without further knowledge of your person might call you a monster also.
Hah. I have no idea what i am doing but i like the sound of it!
Well I'm a cyclops, so technically I am a monster.
Oh, I misunderstood.
I'm like... 5'1
According to whom? People that underestimate you? I see a little girl with one slightly larger eye. I have fought monsters, real monsters.
You are not a monster. The words of a fool should mean nothing to you.
I'd rather be the size of an ant then play that filth
Nobody did. But carry on, unless you are not here because you want to offer something.
What are you? What is this white powd - KEEP AWAY FROM MY CLOTHES, YOU FILTH!
I'm not good with imperial units. I thought you said 6 inches, not 6 feet.
It is not ment as a compliment, merely as a statement. But i appreciate the sentiment nontheless.
That is an interesting outlook.
No offense meant towards your anatomy.
However, considering "being a monster" our kin certainly lacks the cuteness factoring into the approval you receive by the general public.
Perhaps one should not judge by outer appearance, yes?
So. Kill the redhead and leave the dragon alone
Wait. Dragon? No no no i must be having an unwanted side-effect from that commonerdrink i had.
Im not ugly!
>I had the perfect pic for this but i only have it on pc
Perhaps if you didn't prefer a more..beastlike appearance, you would not be called as such, girl.
Sima Shi. Do not fear, i am not here to kill or berate ''monsters'', unlike your charming companion over there.
Once you have seen your brother slay a nine-headed serpent god by his own hand, nothing can or will frighten you.
Then tell me. Who is the monster.
The one running a small shop alone.
Or the five destroying said shop without provokation?
You are not interested in my words, but i will share them nontheless.
In my country, if possible the shop owner would be compensated and the criminals would be imprisoned - or worse.
...Usually, if the rot that plagues it doesn't give in to greed and self-enrichment.
Take it as you will. Revenge is a concept i understand very well.
Gladiator bests best archtype 5ever
....A hydra that threatened to destroy my time and that of another, inhabited by brave warriors.
..I cannot say it didn't come with good things. So many interested - and capable- people with visions, GOOD visions for the land.
And why? I believe i made myself clear of my intentions a while ago, which you rudely ignored all the same.
Then i will make this count. I do not think of non-human as unworthy. I tend to look at capability and intelligence. My sincere regrets if i somehow made you think i look down upon you.
If you still seek to kill me out of this misunderstanding. So be it.
that's why glads a best
Feed dog the bodies of its comrades
Fuck them with dog
I don't play normally. I just do what is fun.
Oh, that reminds me...
A few hours ago I turned on my phone, and instead of what I expected, there was a full screen picture of the Cyclops, and it almost got me like a screamer.
glad you enjoyed it. ill be lurking for a bit
Might be time to go get the donuts
...How old are you exactly, child? This is a dangerous palce for a youngling.
Well "Trump" mentioned
some value, but i think it was an imposter.
here you go
I save all my winscreens so ill always have em if someone eneds em
It took my brother's willpower and the help of the gods to turn the tables. But all is well.
...For all the things my brother lacks. He never gives up.
That was a different time. In it's current state, you are correct that there is a civil war going on. Three kingdoms, Mine against one that has the wrong vision and another that lacks a vision at all.
It grieves me that the common people have to suffer because of the noble's incompetence...but there is little i can do about it while they are still in power.
Discarding is for bitches
i'll just negate everything my opponent tries to do
>playing to win while not having fun
It's like you've forgotten the entire point of games
If you want to play to win AND have fun
Play a proper game
A game that actually requires brainpower. An engineering game, not a game such as LoL or CS;GO or heaven forbid any trading card games.
am I /v/ yet
Well I'm off anyways.
Congrats, You guys get to have a week without me shitting up your threads.
See ya all later.
I think you can go for it Dealer.
It was probably an imposter.
An anon mentioned that it
could be Uta. But what do i know?
... Are you winning at the war?
And what do the other kingdoms think is the best for the people?
You are right. You can choose to not believe my story.
There is no evil or good in my world because everyone can see their vision as the just.
I can only fall back on my generals, my family and my men: those that believe my vision. To purge the land of those unfit to rule and build a bright future for ourselves and the people that we will rule.
For too long has The Emperor ignored his council and his local lord's perverted self-enrichment and corruption. And now when there is SOMEONE who calls im out and seeks to change it all, he has the audacity to brand ME a traitor!
....Do you understand the concept of justice? Or mayhaps of vengeance? Call this The Emperor's just reward for failing to do what The Heavens grant him a Mandate for: To rule the land with righteousness.
We all have our own perception of the ultimate truth. My truth is that the land is foul, corrupt and dying, and only i have the vision to make it living again.
....That is a hard question to answer.
We have common grounds with another kingdom. To see China rebuild, for the people.
However: While we reject the notion of Imperial rule, they cling on to it, like a moth to the flame.
And that will be their downfall.
....One, thousand. Year. Old
...Is this a childish prank on me?
>it's even in the name of what you get from playing it:
>REPETITIVE strain injury
If you like bashing your keyboard like an angry gorilla, sure
Undertale was good. Still plenty of ways it could have been improved.
Well, it's not too bad I'll admit
But gunplay really isn't my thing. Guns are always the most boring weapons in FPS games.
Im not meal! And im leaving right now, so cya later hat girl
Is it that dead around here?
Have I stumbled during an extended dead hours?
>Shit tier reaction time
>Shit tier music taste
>Not being naturally gifted to play a genre of game
Noooooo food come back!
1 large dosage of c-cute up Nep's ass coming up
>Not being able to read sick note combos and pull them off with dexterity
You sir are the one wih the eyes of an african.
A primal ape may be expected to have good eyes
That's not even an insult
What a primal ape however does not have is discipline and the intelligence that comes with years of far superior game-playing.
...Because the people. the commoners. the simple farmers or merchant are tired of war, of death, of violence.
I can never be sure if mine is by any means the absolute best. But it is the quickest way to end the chaos. Everyone who believes me is welcome to work on the same road as i am: The road to the future.
I will not lie. I fully intend to rule myself, and if not me: My sons or my brother.
My righteous belief comes from the fact that i can no longer stand by and watch how the land spirals into death and destruction while the rest of the kingdoms fight among themselves, like vultures around a pig corpse, fighting for what's left.
If someone disagrees with me, i will hear them out and convince them that my way is the best way. The ONLY way. If they choose not to believe me, i can only beg them to not make the mistake of taking up arms against me.
Maybe one day i will wake up, not knowing that it will be my last. And die, knowing that in the end, my willpower was not enough to see it happen. To see peace happen. because only life and death is truth in this world. The rest is written by conquerors.
Yes, but I'm not dead.what's up and who are you?
If there was a peaceful way. Perhaps a negotiation to let the land be ruled in a triumvirate, with a single vision and a single mind. i would gladly take it.
But now? War is the only ''negotiation''. That is why i strive to end it quickly. There will be acrifices, it will cost perhaps too much. But i truly believe it is worth it.
>lack of images
This almost made me want to bring Christmas back.
The world and guy are the only words I have no problem with