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HG Hotspring
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>>6786367
I was joking, but I suck at jokes!

I don't think I'm able bodied enough to lend you a literal hand, so I suppose you might ask one of the potential serial killers around here.
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>>6786344 (Fran)
Hey, don't try and guilt trip me in to it, science and magic just don't mingle like that, okay?
>>6786347 (Gladiolus)
Older'n me. Melee's just outdated.
And sure, most of them would probably at least try if they thought they could get away with it. Rika, Rika Asakura.
>"Matenshi, sir."
>Matenshi slowly floats over to Rika, maintaining a few feet of distance.
>>6786364 (Ash)
Oh, come on, it's just a coin flip at best, you know?
>>6786377 (Yotsuba)
They are NOT! I just like calling them that!
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>>6787016 (Fran)
No, dearie, I have never heard of the name in my life, and I am fairly certain none of my ancestors have been experimented upon.
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HYYAHHHHWHHEEWAAAAAAAAHH~
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>>6786377
Looks like he is raising you right.

>>6787031
I'd rather not take the chance. And why are you so desperate to find out anyways?
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>>6787021
You're asking me? One second..
>Fran closes her eyes and raises one of her hands, extending a finger and doing mental math in midair.
It's.. About seven hundred, I think. A little bit less. Somewhere between six hundred-fifty and seven hundred, if I did my math right.

>>6787031
If you're feeling guilt about it then that means I have a chance of cutting you open.
You don't seem to understand that magic is just scientific concepts we haven't unraveled yet.

>>6787041
I don't think calling them "serial killers" will get me a very good deal. Usually that sets them off. Besides, it's not my place to ask how they got the bodies. They're already dead, there's nothing I can do about it.

>>6787045
Are you an alien?
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>>6787049
No, dearie, I am a monster.
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>>6787047
HAAAAAA!!!

>>6787048
Well of course he is! Daddy does know best!

>>6787044
STOP YELLING AT ME!
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>>6787053
>posts yostsuba porn
>gets banned
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>>6786348
Colossal?.. Heh, sounds big. But I should tell you some of my secrets, you guessed before, but it's less magic and more enchantments.
Got one that when I'm in the presence of one of those giant monsters it increases my strength even more so than it already is.
>>6786737
I'm sure I don't, but if you're trying to make a joke for the sake of it.. Sure.
>>6787031
>>6787044
Are you speaking of even Matenshi? But the Name's Gladiolus Amicitia, Gladio for short.
>He sets down in one of the Coleman chairs that were in front of his tent.
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>>6787026
I must thank Kiku for allowing me to come here again. Oh, if only the youkai and the kappa were here with me...
>>6787049
I may be smart, but I'm unable to do all of this instantly. I'm a simple man.
...Seven hundred pounds for twenty bodies? Love, I know that bodies are a bit difficult to attain normally, but that's a bit expensive, don't you think?
>He sighs, looking at the cart he dragged along behind him.
I suppose that will have to do. I'm not asking for you to give me your life savings, you know.
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>>6787067
>in /trash/
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>>6787067
You're a bad person.
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>>6787072
Why would I make a joke about it? I can't make a joke out of it, it'd fall a bit flat.
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>>6787053
Really? Well what kind of dad lets his daughter roam a place like this unsupervised.
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>>6787049
Oooh, you cold, pragmatic woman.
I wish it was like that, but there's more to the world than the empirical.
>>6787048
Honestly? Boredom and sheer curiosity, hehehehe.
>>6787053
Stop not understanding things!
>>6787072
Well, some demons, yeah, sure. The gatekeeper to Makai wouldn't shy away from it. Matenshi's just...tame.
Sounds awfully...Roman.
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>>6787049
Anything to tick off a fight sounds good to me, there's nothing like a good a rumble to rile me up.
>>6787072
Enchantments.... Say have you've leveled a building before or stopped an earthquake with your bare hands?
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>>6787052
It doesn't work that way. Humans have been on this planet and have documented things for such a long amount of time that there's no possible way we've missed an entire species besides things like subspecies of insect.
The fact that you even exist proves you must be the product of an experiment in one way or another. Your resemblance to humans only furthers that suspicion.
Regardless of your opinion, I think an ancestor of yours was human, at one point. That's just how evolution works.
You're the product of accelerated evolution. That's the only possible explanation, other than.. Hm. Being from another planet or universe, I suppose.

>>6787076
That's a huge amount less than I would spend with anyone else. We'll see the quality of the cadavers and judge if I'll continue doing business with you or not. I will admit, prices like these will be amazing for my research as long as the corpses are of good quality.
>Fran reaches into her coat pocket and pulls out a fat stack of cash, licking her thumb and combing through it.
Here's a bundle of 100,000. Count it if you'd like.

>>6787097
No, there really isn't. You have to understand that everything that happens has a reason for happening. Things don't happen "just because." That's a simple fact of the universe. They teach that to kids in elementary school.
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>>6787094
He...Doesn't know I came over here today.

>>6787097
I understand plenty!
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>>6787109
You know, if you have any money, I could give you super strength, or extending arms, or incredibly durable muscles, if that's something you'd be interested in.
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>>6787094
What kind of father would let a sexy little beast like you roam unsupervised.
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>>6787110
...Dearie, you humans sent all monsters into the Underground after the great war. Perhaps you should find a brain for yourself, ahuhuhu~!
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>>6787110
>He takes a look back at the cart, wondering if bodies have to pass a certain criteria to deserve such prices.
I suppose I don't reallly know how this all works, then. I'm not a merchant for corpses for anything, but I still hope that these are good for you. It took a while to find good ones.
...I don't think I need to count. All I hope is that you're not disappointed by them or anything. Time is money, after all.
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>>6787130
Alternate universe it is, then. You must just belong to a similar kind that evolved alongside humans, like apes and monkeys are to each other.
How did you end up here? Did you enter some kind of portal, or fall down a rabbit hole? Did you stare at your reflection in the mirror for too long?

>>6787147
No, that's not entirely accurate. Money is money. Time doesn't necessarily bring money, you have to work for that. They're two completely different things. One is inconsistent.
>She walks past him and peers into the cart, moving away whatever cloth, covering, or lidpiece may be in the way of her seeing the corpses.
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>>6787117
I've already conquered the latter hun, so you'll have to try harder than that to coax me up a new body.
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>>6787110
Because they don't know any better. The scientific and the fantastic don't sit well together. Why do you think it was hidden, and all the 'fantastic' was squirreled away in to it's own quarantine zone?
AND NO, it's not to study it.
>>6787116
Then why're you acting like it's still that? I know what I'm talking about, dammit.
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>>6787087
I hope that wasn't a joke either..
>>6787097
Tame huh? That's pretty sad to hear spoken about someone with freewill.
But Makai? Are you making up words..?
>>6787109
Well.. I have no reason to topple a building, but I have stopped a punch from a god before.
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>>6787116
That's naughty of you...he must be worried sick.

>>6787097
Curiosity killed the cat you know.

>>6787126
Eugh. I was actually raised by my mother and 4 sisters.
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I think we're making progress on making HG great again, don't you think?
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>>6787176
I don't know.
Want to fly? What're you interested in? I have to make money somehow.

>>6787183
To study i-
...
Do you think there are really things that can happen without an explanation? That seems naive to me.
I thought you were a woman of science, but I guess I was wrong. Oh well.
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>>6787168
It's a figure of speech, but you're still true, either way. I simply think that if the end product wasn't worth the wait, then time should make up for it. It's hard to explain, I suppose.
>Just a blanket. It could remind someone of the Black Plague, how the cart was presented and all. Regardless, the bodies look clean and presentable. It's almost unnatural, but what can you do?
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>>6787208
What a terrible day.
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>>6787197
Spoiler alert; it was.
My jokes are looking sharper and sharper at this rate. Well blade!
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>>6787168
...To tell you the truth, dearie, I am not entirely certain. I sort of just found myself here one day.
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>>6787208
I've gone pretty far as it is, now haven't I?
>>6787197
Oh, she's just a pushover. Shame, too, she's actually pretty strong for a demon, too.
>" Th'ats...well, it's where I'm from, sir...."
The demon realm of Makai, hehe. I'm guessing yours are probably bigger, scarier, more masculine?
>>6787215
Engineering, if you count it. In fact, I make for one of a single-digit number of scientists there. Hell, my name MEANS "science"!
It's just not as simple as you've been lead to believe.
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>>6787197
You can defend yourself from a god, but you can't manage the courage whiff out a single push up
>>6787215
>"I hate the black market, I forgot how weird the underground world was."

I don't... eve-- Not interested. I'm fine regardless of how chopped up this incredible body is...
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>>6787219
They look nice. Fresh, even. I'm surprised.
>She reaches into one of her inner coat pockets and retrieves a scalpel, spinning it once between her fingers and pressing the blade to the chest of one of the corpses.
Do you mind if I check the coloring and condition on the inside?

>>6787233
That seems like a common answer. Something tells me this place isn't normal, but who am I to ask those kinds of questions? My field is medical, not dimensional.
Well, you've got me curious, at least.
>She pulls a card from her pocket and presents it to the spider. It was plain white, with a boring red text titled with "Fran Madaraki." Underneath seemed to be a multitude of signatures and qualifications.
What will it take for you to let me dig around inside of you?

>>6787264
Stop calling yourself a scientist. That's really not what you are, from what I'm hearing.
Scientists with no motivation to uncover the world's secrets are just wastes of a degree soaking up a fancy title.

>>6787279
If you say so.
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>>6787183
I don't know. I thought Trick A Tree time passes.

>>6787208
He's asleep!
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>>6787292
>Muffet looks at the card. After some hesitation, she pockets it.
...Aren't humans only supposed to do that on their deceased compatriots?
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>>6787292
I really, really don't know how. Oliver just keeps them in pristine condition, I suppose.
>Despite most people looking squeamish whenever they see something like that, he just keeps looking on, wondering what it actually looks like inside. He wasn't told about that bit, but he only hopes it looks presentable, at the very least.
Er... Yes, you may. I didn't think about what it would look like inside, but I believe it will look presentable.
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>>6787231
... Theses are worse than Prompto's joke.
>>6787264
The only one's that look any kind of human are big metal giants, nagas, and these weird undead samurai they're big though.
But she's strong huh? I should spar with her sometime.
>>6787279
Well it's because of those push-ups that I can do that right? Haha.
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>>6787333
What can I say? I was Prompto'd to do them. It's good practice.
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>>6787341
Well I'm not very GLADio to hear you test them out on me.
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>>6787292
You think I'm not? Bullcrap. I'm also the only person COMBINING the two in my land! I'm just starting to think you're not even capable of comprehending it.
>>6787312
Tick-or-treat. And yeah. That was two months ago.
>>6787333
What, do you hit on the nagas, too?
Hehehe, I told you. Melee is outdated. Our fights are...different.
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>>6787356
You sword? It looks to me you're smiling at them.
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>>6787333
...and it's because of those push ups that I can glass jaw ya' under .5 seconds.
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>>6787327
No. Normal ones, maybe, but I know what I'm doing. The fact that you're probably from another world raises all sorts of questions-- whether your anatomy is drastically different from ours, mostly.
If you'd let me at least look around inside of you for a bit it would be a huge help for science in general.

>>6787330
I'm sure it will, I just like to be safe. There was once that someone tried to sell me empty bodies, effectively skin suits with metal casing.
>She presses the scalpel into skin and drags the blade down the corpse's torso, cutting it open. She pulls back the folds of skin and muscle, severing whatever tendons or loose skin was keeping her from seeing inside.

>>6787363
That's why it's called magic, isn't it? Because we can't comprehend it, yet.
My goal is to understand it, but it seems like you've completely given up on that. I don't think you take your title as scientist very seriously.
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I want to fucking die.
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>>6787363
I MISSED IT?! MY CANDY!
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>>6787363
Trust me, They're not the nice kind of Naga, 'sides I actually do hit on them, with my sword.
How different?
>>6787368
I'm sure the wounds from these jokes will Shield. God, these are terrible.
>>6787374
Ah, I get enough of that as is man..
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Who do you think/want to see kiss under the mistletoe?
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>>6787431
Cheeky little prick.
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>>6787419
No thank you, dearie. I quite enjoy not having someone rummage through my internal organs.

Now, as it is late, I shall retire for the night. If I catch you following me, your blood shall be the next ingredient in my spider batter.

Good night, dearies! Ahuhuhu~!
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>>6787433
I want to kiss Peashy
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>>6787419
>
But... For what purpose? You'd have a better time actually gathering the bodies than taking the time and effort to make shallow husks.
>Not even flinching, the Brit looks inside, breathing a sigh of relief when he finds out that they're not rotten. Hopefully. It's dark out, and he can't really see it all that well.
>>6787437
Good night, Muffet. Much better.
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>>6787437
Goodnight!
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>>6787433
Fuuka and Daddy.
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>>6787431
They are terrible, but I'm just getting warmed up.
I bet your favourite type of music is metal. Specifically, heavy metal.
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>>6787433
Depends.
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>>6787264
With your luck, you should enter the lottery.

>>6787312
Why are you sneaking out when he is asleep?
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>>6787419
It's called that because it's beyond the descriptions and capabilities of science.
To understand it, you have to be up to accepting the fact that not everything's going to be sensible scientifically. And...yeah. Nowadays, I consider myself a magician first.
>>6787428
...You probably got it then, anyhow.
>>6787431
Isn't the typical description "gorgeous snake-lady"?
And for us..."high-speed aerial dodging contest" sums it up, hehehe.
>>6787433
....
Nobody.
>>6787437
Later, Muffet.
>>6787454
What, you think I haven't done that? Part of the reason why I'm sitting on so much money.
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>>6787425
Same.
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>>6787436
Huh? What's that for?!
>>6787450
Ugh, goddammit, how'd I get rapped into this?!
>>6787457
I definitely wouldn't say gorgeous, they're also crazy. Met one that could talk, it kept saying something about it's baby, I hadn't seen a baby one before so I don't know what it was on about.
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>>6787440
>Seeming satisfied, she quickly stitches it back up with a small kit from her pocket.
Well, these are top quality. I'll take them.
Do you mind if I take the cart too? I'll be willing to pay extra.

>>6787457
You should have said that in the first place, now it's just obvious I'm wasting time.
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>>6787433
I see no point in sharing grotesque bodily exchanges under a mistletoe.
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>>6787473
Wait... you weren't... being sarcastic?
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>>6787474
They... They are?
>The Brit smiles at this revelation, despite not being one for smiling in the first place. "It was worth the wait," he thinks to himself.
If you wish to tale the cart as well, then I won't stop you. I'm simply glad that you finally got them after all this time.
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>>6787483
What? No.. C'mon man.
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>>6787473
Beats me. All I know is that these puns are gold.
G-Gold's a metal, right?
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>>6787457
Do you have any candy?

>>6787454
I don't know. He'll get mad at me probably.
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>>6787506
Sorry if I was so blunt earlier, it's a bad habit of mine since I've showed up around other fighters.

You've got some cup noodles to spare?
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>>6787505
They are. I'll just call Veronica and tell her to come bring this home.
Thank you.
>She pulls out an old-looking cell phone and dials a number, then holds it to her ear.
Veronica?
Yes, could you please come here? Bring your good arms.
>She hangs up the phone.
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>>6787457
That explains your clothes.

>>6787523
So don't you think it's a good idea to go back right now?
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>>6787529
They are. I may not look it, but I'm ecstatic. You're welcome, but thank you for being so patient.
>He looks at the cart, placing the blanket back on top just in case.
I hope this "Veronica" girl will be alright with the cart, because I'm unsure on how heavy it is. He makes it look so easy...
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>>6787549
Veronica is reliable.She's my bodyguard, so I tend to count on her for a lot of physical labor.
She's also faster than you'd expect.
>"What did you need, Fran?"
>The other girl in pic related steps out of the shadows.
I just needed you to take this cart back home. It has a new shipment of cadavers, so just store it in the cooler and tell Adorea to sort the parts.
>"Alright."
Oh, wait, hang on. This is our new dealer. Say hi.
>"Hi. Can I take the stuff home now?"
Go ahead.
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>>6787523
...I mean, I guess I got some chocolate on me, sure.
>>6787474
Oh, please. You're just one of the worst skeptics I've ever seen. I could summon a dozen demons in front of you, and you'd still doubt me.
>>6787473
Even 'normal' youkai tend not to think on the same level as us.
>She shoots a look at Matenshi, who sheepishly looks away.
And how do you know the babies don't just look different?
>>6787547
Oooh, careful, there. This is just for practicality, you know? Don't wanna get a skirt or something caught in machinery.
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>>6787561
Of course I would. I'm sure you could do something like that, it's just a matter of explaining how its possible that interests me. Don't you want to know the inner workings of your abilities?
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>>6787514
Yes it is... These jokes aren't gold though.
>>6787527
Of course I do, if you don't mind making me a cup as well, fairs fair right?
>He points over to his tent where there two plastic bags filled with them.
>>6787561
>He gives a quizzical look to the both of them.
That.. Ah, anyway they'd still look like a snake right?
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>>6787547
DANG! You're right!

>>6787561
GIVE IT TO ME NEXT TIME LADY!

>Yotsuba runs back home before her dad wakes up to find up she's gone missing
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>>6787559
>Although the gentleman looks a bit shocked at her arriving so suddenly, he doesn't question it, looking back at the cart and making sure the blanket stays there.
I... I see. Yes, she certainly is faster than I'd expect. You may take it home when you're ready, Veronica. Wait, how is she going to take it home?
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>>6787571
They are gold. These jokes could be weapons of mass destruction if used correctly.
I may or may not be exaggerating.
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>>6787561
Uhh huh. Not to mention getting stains on those "expensive" designer clothes!

>>6787577
Bon voyage!
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>>6787585
>Veronica reaches under the cart and lifts it off the ground, raising it above her head and turning to Fran.
>"I'll see you at the lab."
Okay. Thank you, Veronica.
>Fran points at her sister.
Like that.
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>>6787571
>Matenshi only offers a shrug.
Well, probably. Or maybe the males look different, huh?
>>6787577
Uh. Okay. Later.
>>6787567
The words force the world to act in a certain way, or just the force of will, provided you actually have the energy to do it. It's simple, even if it doesn't make sense.
>>6787597
I'm sitting on like, literal tons of gold back in my base. I build TANKS, what the hell makes you think I have money troubles?
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First 24. I promise it's not bait. [spoiler] it is [/spoiler]
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>>6787571
What's a guy like you camping out in a place like thi-...
>As he strides over towards the plastic bags, and carefully crumbles out two from the tent. He spots a kettle and whips that out.

Alright... mind lighting me up a fire, while I get things sort out?
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>>6787615
Mhm.
Enjoy calling yourself a scientist while I uncover answers.
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>>6787616
Akatsuki
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>>6787616
The United Kingdom

I believe you, lad. [spoiler]I don't.[/spoiler]
>>6787606
...
>He doesn't know what he expected, but he's shocked all the same. However, a few seconds pass, and he just rolls with it. This isn't the first time he saw super strength before.
That certainly seems... Safe. I hope that the cart won't tip over or anything, that wouldn't be too great.
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>>6787621
Pft. If you want I could loan you an entry-level spellbook. I couldn't care less if you actually believe in the stuff.
>>6787616
Rika

I'm already talking anyways.
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>>6787616
Baki Hanma
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>>6787616
A sleeping Yotsuba
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>>>/b/715660320
As long as you don't rp, I think we'd be happy to take some spots...
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>>6787633
No, she's responsible, it's fine.
>Veronica had already left back into the shadows with the cart.
I just hope she doesn't come back to a house full of spies or something. I've told her so many times not to kill intruders but she never learns..

>>6787634
If you could, that'd actually be nice. Finding out how these things work would at least help me pinpoint what I should be looking for.
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>>6787616
Chibikko
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>>6787615
Woah you said that, not me.
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>>6787616
Uriko Nonomura
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>>6787596
You definitely are.
>>6787615
There aren't males, the way they're made from my world is that people turn into them.
>>6787617
>He points over to a Coleman camping grill.
Right there.
But I seem more prepared than most, besides my king ordered me here, he'll be here eventually.
>>6787616
Gladiolus Amicitia
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>>6787616
Avenger
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>>6787616
Lee Yong Ju
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I do not sense anything amiss.
But I will not rest knowing that the anomaly still exists.
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>>6787652
...?
>The gentleman suddenly looks much more interested in where the cart's going, his eyes widening a small bit.
A house full of spies? You're telling me she kills intruders? I have a feeling that me giving you bodies certainly won't help with that. Well, on the bright side, at least you'll have more cadavers...
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>>6787652
Hehehe, I can already tell your frustration's gonna be amazing. Got somewhere I can drop it off, or am I just gonna wait for you to
>>6787661
Careful, now, not everyone appreciates that sorta passive-aggressiveness~.
>>6787668
As far as YOU know. There's a lot of possibilities out there, huh?
>>6787680
Wait a minute.
Aren't you that time-travelling ten-year-old or whatever?
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>>6787616
CAAARLOS
>>6787668
I'm definitely not (probably). I'm glad to hear you don't believe me, because I'm going to blow you right out of the water!
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>>6787684
...
I am older than that.
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>>6787680
Everything's been going fine. I'm not sure what anomaly you're talking about.

>>6787682
Every time she leaves the house, people seem to break in. It's pretty inconvenient.
I'm a medical scientist, like I've said, so taking lives is the opposite of what I work for..
Oh well. If she does kill any, I'll just have to scold her.

>>6787684
Just give it to me. I'll study it tonight.
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>>6787668
Oh... how convenient...
>He grabs the Coleman camping grill and rigs it up, he places the kettle on the stove and starts boiling the water.

....>He awkwardly sits down on the chair, as the water starts to boil.

So..... how's life?
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>>6787692
Oh. Eleven, twelve?
>>6787696
I don't have it ON me. It'd take a bit for one of my 'minions' to find them.
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>>6787684
Oh what are you talking about? Can't take what you dish out~?
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>>6787696
>Glare.
....You.

>>6787702
Older...
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>>6787680
.....hello to you too.
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is there a difference between elk and deer?
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>>6787702
>Throws a hand full of itching powder down your shirt
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>>6787702
If you google "Professor Madaraki," you should be able to find my address pretty easily.

>>6787706
I'm the anomaly?
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>>6787696
But, er... Why? I mean, why does it happen so often? I suppose it could be because there's no one to guard it, but you make it sound like it happens daily.
It is, but opportunity never knocks twice, as they say down in Great Britain. It certainly sounds like a problem, that's for sure.
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>>6787709
Oh... Hello.
I did not see you...
Or detect you.

>>6787713
Your outfit... is cool.
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>>6787710
There's about a 400 pound difference.
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>>6787720
I'm elusive... what's you're name? I'm Baki.
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>>6787710
I don't know, never really put much thought into it. They always act the same to me... soooo maybe they're different because of my backwards answer?
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>>6787703
Oh, no, I'm just saying that you're getting dangerously close to breaking some certain rules.
>>6787706
What's the end number?
>>6787711
>Casts a a deus ex machina spell.
>>6787713
I really, really, REALLY doubt we're from the same reality. I can have Matenshi here in a little bit if you can wait.
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>>6787719
Isn't it obvious? I have a lot of secrets that people want to find out.

>>6787720
Oh. It really isn't anything special. It's just the undershirt of my school uniform and a lab coat. That's pretty much the same as an employee wearing their uniform.

>>6787734
You have all of this "magic" and you can't enter my reality?
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>>6787734
Silly me for getting carried away aha~
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>>6787740
Well... Righto, you have me there. It just seems so excessive that she believes they have to be killed because of it.
At the least, they should get arrested...
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>>6787732
...Rin.
I'm a time traveler...

>>6787734
That's...
>Looks away.
A secret.

>>6787740
I meant the bolts.
They are shiny.
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>>6787734
stop godmodding reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>6787755
I don't believe you.
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>>6787684
Surly you would only really believe something you have evidence for, 'sides I put the poor bastards out of their misery.
But hey Matenshi, being a demon means you could have been human once right? Or am I mistaken on how they're made?
>>6787691
>For fucks sake..
Ugh, am I in hell? Is this my PUNishment?
>>6787699
Well, I wouldn't say good knowing that a crazed man started a war thanks destroyed two regions.
>He leans back in his chair.
But I can't complain, I'm still alive.
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>>6787757
I'm also a scientist, actually.
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>>6787752
They're usually armed and fire at her, but it's not that big of an issue since she can still easily dispatch them. She was made to be an assassin, so she gets carried away. I can't say I blame her for doing what she was made to do, but I still plan on trying to correct it.

>>6787755
Oh, these.
They're alloys. They keep my body from falling apart.
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>>6787762
I can show it to you.
...My time machine.
It's very... awesome.

>>6787768
That is... cool!
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>>6787740
I don't know the particular way to your world. So nah, obviously. It's not like I can be bothered to have something stalk you all the way there.
>>6787748
Riiiight...so, aside from that, how you been?
>>6787755
Oh come on, I guessed it right once before, right?
>>6787765
My mom's a ghost that's beat the crap out of a god, I'm not going to be THAT skeptical.
>"Ah, not at all. All the demons of Makai were made by our goddess, Shinki."
The aforementioned god my mom beat the crap out of, hehehee.
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>>6787768
I suppose her actions can be justified as they were probably in self-defence. It just feels wrong for some reason. Although she was made to be an assassin, she could at least incapacitate them instead of killing them...
Good luck. Maybe just teach her how to subdue them instead of killing them, perhaps that would go over a bit better!
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>>6787781
N-no...
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>>6787765
>I love you too, Kaito.
Hell if I know, but these puns are flaming hot! They're fire, wouldn't you agree?
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>>6787776
Really? I've never heard anyone say that before. Regardless, I need them, so that's what they're there for.
Do you have any spare parts you're not using?

>>6787781
Because we've both seen how lazy you are.

>>6787785
It's fine. After each scolding she tends to go longer without killing people.
Spending a few months in pieces gives people time to think.
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>>6787794
Carlos. Carlos stop.
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>>6787765
War, huh. Bummer. That sucks knowing you can't have the good things back the way it use to be.
>He leans back and sighs.
Life isn't good at all, there's deranged parents left and right. You've got one dying.... and the other..... well being deranged.
>>6787776
....show it to me then.
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>>6787791
You're still a terrible liar, kid.
>>6787797
No. A skeptic just isn't worth the time when there's clearly nothing I can do to convince them.
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>>6787797
At least it isn't daily. If it was daily, then we'd have a large problem on our hands--
...What was that about spending a few months in pieces? I mean, I saw the stitches and all, but I hope it's not what I think you meant.
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>>6787616
Street Fighter
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>>6787811
You're misusing the word skeptic.
A skeptic is someone that denies something.
I'm not denying the existence of magic, I'm just saying there's an explanation behind it.

>>6787815
I take her apart for a while until I think she's learned her lesson.
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>>6787797
Spare parts...?
I don't know what you mean.

>>6787807
Very well...
>She raises a hand to the sky.
I call you... Emerald Dragon...
Kiryuumaru!
>A small green dragon descends from the sky and floats behind her. She pauses.
This... Is my time machine.

>>6787811
>She tears up.
Oh...
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>>6787800
Why should I? I'm flaming, and I'm ready to go! If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen!
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>>6787781
Bored. It seems I'm playing solitaire for the past couple of days. Know what I'm saying?
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>>6787820
Any extra organs?
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>>6787827
O-Organs?
>Cautiously unsheathes her blade.
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>>6787818
Street Fighter characters for the most part are boring, that's why.
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>>6787830
Yes, organs. Do you want to donate to science? I also take limbs, but most people aren't willing to part with those.
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>>6787819
...
Blimey. That's a bit cruel, but I suppose killing others is just as bad. Literally months, just being taken apart? That doesn't sound like a good time at all.
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>>6787832
Granny told me not to talk to strange people.
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>>6787835
That's the point. It's fine, it's not like a lock her in the basement or anything, I just leave her as a head for a while.
It's something she gets used to after a few days.

>>6787839
Am I strange?
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>>6787820
That's your time machine?
>He raises an eye-brow, and whistles himself impressed.
It's a little disheartening that you've called your pet freaking dragon a machine, but... who am I to judge. Still don't believe the whole time part!
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>>6787781
Trust me, I've had my fair share of gods to fight myself, I've been told by a god that's how it works as well.
But shouldn't you two be enemies then?
>>6787794
>This is supposed to be my secret ava though, the one I told people I was going to use, sarcastism.
If anything is flaming around here it's you.
>>6787807
Haha, that sounds about right, my dad being the trainer to the king was a hard ass and my mom.. I don't recall much of her.
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>>6787819
You're refusing to believe the lack of logical explanation behind it, really.
>>6787820
Oh, come on, you're gonna get depressed because I have a decent memory?
>>6787823
Can't be a dick to people if you don't talk to them in the first place.
What, don't like watching shows and playing games?
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>>6787840
Well, it's a bit dehumanising, but considering what the punishment is for, I suppose it's karmic retribution.
I would be surprised if she went through it multiple times, however. Can you stay sane after just being a head for a month?
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>>6787848
Television is boring. And there isn't any arcades around here for me to play. Not to mention people haven't been to talkative here, or it could be me.
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>>6787846
>O-Oops. Don't tell anyone I said it, this conversation never happened. It's a secret ava.
I know I'm hot, but you don't have to say it out loud. Like I said to the other guy before; if you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen!
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>>6787848
>She takes a deep breath in and sighs.
Okay.
Believe what you want.

>>6787851
Of course you can. The only things that affect sanity are isolation, traumatic events, and brain damage.
None of those things apply to being reduced to a head.
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>>6787840
Far from it.
People don't ask for that...
...You're not the anomaly.
>Sheathes her blade.
So I won't attack.

>>6787842
Kiryuumaru.
>The dragon suddenly increases in size to something you'd expect from such a beast. Without any hesitation the girl turns and plunges her blade into it.
>A door opens on the side of it.
...There.

>>6787848
You're being a bully...
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>>6787866
You were going to attack me? I'm just doing my job.
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>>6787871
That was defense.
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>>6787863
True, true. It would just be so strange being unable to move, however. Being deprived of motion surely would be a bit jarring, wouldn't it?
I mean, as long as it doesn't HURT her, I suppose it's alright... It doesn't hurt her, right?
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>>6787846
She worked for us before Shinki ever caused trouble. Hehehe, besides, most people in Gensokyo tend not to hold grudges about crap like this. She made a mistake letting her 'children' open up their 'tourism' like that, my mom and a few others corrected that mistake...very, very quick. Fighting is the number one way of resolving disputes!
>"Unfortunately...."
>>6787856
Have you not just tried, say...something not an arcade? You know, like a console? Nintendo or something?
>>6787866
...No? I'm just trying to remember things right.
>>6787863
>She lets out the lowest, most impish laugh you've ever heard.
Oooh, now I'm getting about as close to annoying you as a person can get.
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>>6787861
>boi of you don't.
I think you should stick your head on the oven...
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>>6787846
>He stuffs out a hearty laugh, as the water boils.

Truth be told, they were both hard asses!
>>6787866
Well now color me surprised? A house.
>He slowly approaches towards the beast.
You don't mind if I... step inside, do you?
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>>6787884
>Don't what? This conversation never, ever happened. It's a secret.
Hey, what was that for? Do I look baked to you? My puns may be a bit bad, but you don't have to roast me for it!
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>>6787882
And then you called me bad...

>>6787886
You may.
I can make dinner.
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>>6787831
Bullshit. Street fighter characters have the most detailed and intricate characters imaginable and character development that's unrivaled by any other literature.
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>>6787874
But I never attacked you.

>>6787876
Pain is relative. I'm sure she technically feels it, but her mind suppresses it to a point where it doesn't really bother her.

>>6787882
No, it isn't annoyance, I'm only thinking about how much time I've wasted trying to explain something like this to someone that refuses to understand.
Time is valuable.
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>>6787893
I... assumed you were going to...
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>>6787882
I'd rather play dance dance revolution in front of others in a nice environment than by myself in my room.
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>>6787892
betray
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>>6787891
How courteous of you, but I'm okay as is.
>He steps inside the house, and slips his shoes off.
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>>6787895
Why?
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>>6787893
You... Well, you have me there. I suppose there isn't inherently wrong with it if no one is getting hurt. Does anyone else know of this, save for me?
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>>6787891
I'm just saying, you're not that skilled in misleading people.
>>6787893
How do you think I feel trying to get you to comprehend this stuff.
>>6787896
Yeah, but...with more people there, the more likely you can screw something up and break your word, right?
...And you actually play that game, don't you.
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>>6787900
>It's like a normal apartment suite.
>However, the air conditioning is on full blast.
Welcome... to my home.
My time machine...

>>6787901
Well.. because...
>Twiddles her fingers.
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>>6787904
Why wouldn't they?
I hardly know you. I wouldn't be telling you secrets.

>>6787906
You're trying to get me to comprehend the fact that there's nothing to comprehend?
Are you aware of how illogical that sounds?

>>6787913
You shouldn't assume the worst of people.
>>
I would've actually hosted if you guys had gotten to 24 but now I've gotta sleep
Kek
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I love you guys.
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>>6787882
Fights between gorgeous ladies? That sounds like a waste to me, haha.
>He shrugs.
So she took place on the fights too? No scars that I see.
>>6787886
Can't complain too much though, I have always had this great position in life, plus my little sister.
>>6787890
>I'm ganna stuff the magic school bus up your ass, actually wasn't that an episode?
You're right, your brain has already been fried in the microwave.. Sorry to give you the third degree.
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>>6787906
They wouldn't know...and whats wrong with DDR? It's very groovy and I love to lose myself in the music.
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>>6787920
You have me there. It seems like it would be secretive, but apparently not.
True, true. It just seems like a strange thing to mention in a conversation, to tell the truth.
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>>6787913
...
>He scans the area, and nods reassuringly.
Alright so let me get things straight.... you live in a time machine.....that just so happens to be a dragon?
>>6787925
I wish I had an actual sibling to grow up with, I just realized how totally lonely I was.
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>>6787906
I.. didn't want to...

>>6787920
B-but...
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>>6787925
I wouldn't call Shinki gorgeous, and I'm gonna pretend that you wouldn't flirt with my mom if she was here.
Hey, I fight, too. A human gets hit in those, they get KILLED. Others...are luckier. More durable, and they heal perfectly.
>"I, ah, never took part, I was busy...reforming, then."
>>6787920
Yes. Yes I do. I realize it's tough to get. It's something that's better to jst accept and move on from.
>>6787931
Breaking a promise is still breaking a promise.
...And honestly, you're just that feminine that I'm not even that surprised.
>>6787944
...Eh. Whatever. I'll drop it. How you been, kid?
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>>6787939
Why would I hide something like that? People don't keep it a secret that they grounded their children. It's the same concept.

>>6787944
But what?
I was only asking you if you wanted to donate to save my sister's life.
I have no reason to attack you.

>>6787949
Why are you still talking to me?
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>>6787947
>throws brick
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>>6787925
>Was it? I'm going to have to rewatch the Magic School Bus. Or maybe I could just wing it without intricate knowledge of it.
Hey, it's not my fault my puns are fire. The heat's on with those remarks of yours. I'll give you a piece of my mind if you keep this up.
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>>6787947
Yum
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>tfw you are suddenly really happy for no reason
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>>6787959
>tfw you are constantly really depressed for many reasons
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>>6787943
Yes.
I chose the... coolest design.

>>6787949
...I have been okay.

>>6787952
...
>Mutters something.
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>>6787952
Because saying you take your sister apart when she kills someone is quite abnormal. It's a small bit strange to mention it so casually, considering our imagination turns it up to eleven.
>>6787959
Keep that small spark running, Anonymous. It's a precious tool that seldom have.
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>>6787952
I got nothing better to do than annoy you while I wait.
>>6787963
Just okay? Come on, lighten up, I didn't mean to make you angry.
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>>6787963
I can't hear you.

>>6787965
Did I ever tell you she was my sister? I think I just said she was my bodyguard.
You wouldn't happen to be a spy too, would you?
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>>6787949
You are so never going to let that go are you...I was hoping you would go to sleep and forget the next day.
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>>6787965
Gee bloody wiz, Tommy. Not one but FIVE eyebrows?
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>>6787963
....that sounds freaking awesome!
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>>6787970
...Whoops...
N-No. Just because my brother may or may not be connected with some doesn't mean I am one myself. I hear a few things here and there.
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>>6787967
Then you're going to be here for a while.
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>>6787961
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>>6787974
No comrade, ten eyebrows. Five over each eye.
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>>6787974
British ingenuity! Why stay at five when you can make it SIX eyebrows? The sky's the limit, lad! I could have even more than that if I wanted!
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>>6787965
How'd you manage to have such thick set of eye-brows, Arthur-kun?

>She props up along side your shoulders and pokes your eyebrows indiscriminately out of no where.
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>>6787977
Well, I'm glad I at least got one deal out of this whole thing.
>She picks up her phone and dials another number.
Veronica? Veronica, I need you to come down and knock someone out.
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>>6787973
My entire life has been spent holding a grudge. Do you THINK I'm goonna forget easy?
>>6787978
For what, the book? I mean, Noroiko's not the fastest, but she's not a snail.
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>>6787967
Well you did...

>>6787970
>Mutter mutter "Sorry" mutter mutter.

>>6787975
...Yes!
It is the perfect vessel...
For me to save the future!
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>>6787986
>>6787991
WE ARE GOING TOO DEEP! ABORT EYEBROW MULTIPLYING ABO - KCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


>The anons cries are silences, no doubt being smothered and ripped apart by hordes of eyebrows.
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>>6787994
No, to annoy me.

>>6787996
What?
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>>6788004
Sorry....
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>>6787999
WE NEED TO GO BEYOND
WHERE IS SATSUKI WHEN YOU NEED HER
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>>6787992
>The gentleman nearly falls over out of surprise, yelping when he regains his ground.
Christ, love, could you have picked a quieter entrance?! What's with the sudden appearance?! I almost had a heart attack!
>>6787993
And this is how it ends, I suppose. Delivering twenty bodies and then getting knocked out straight after because I jumped the gun a bit too early.
Mental note; head to bed at a reasonable time to stop conflicts like these in the future. And maybe prevent them, too.
>>6787999
SIX? NO, NO, WE'RE GOING BEYOND THAT LIMIT! UNCOUNTABLE AMOUNTS OF EYEBROWS!
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>>6787943
Trust me, I was always at the palace working, so I didn't see her much either.
>>6787949
I didn't mean those, I meant in general, aren't there more than two female demons? But what does she mean 'reforming'?
>>6787954
I don't think you have a piece to give...

>Sorry, but I'm about to pass on, thought it would be rude if I didn't say anything, gnight.
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>>6787999
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>that one ava you have that doesn't get any attention no matter how hard you try
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>>6787994
...
Yes~
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>>6788019
>Pass on.
Oh fuck I'm dying, I-I meant pass out..
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>>6788012
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>6787999
.
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>>6788019
I do, and you're going to be surprised when I deliver. Mind you, it'll be a large piece, but portion sizes won't matter.
>Good night, mate. Thanks for letting me give Carlos a test run.
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>>6787996
I've seen enough already, time traveling dragon resident.
>>6788019
>I can tell Kaito, farewell and good night.
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>>6788010
>She interrupts the time traveler.
Hold on, I'm getting a call to come back home, you can tell me what you were going to say next time.

>>6788016
>With a swift blow to the head, he's knocked out. When he wakes up, she's gone and he's got a fresh scar on his head, along with no memories of Fran's sister.

>Getting too tired and hungry to RP, later
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>>6787996
Gee, sorry. Want a drink and something to eat to make up for it?
>>6788004
Huh? Well, I already more or less managed that. I can already tell I'm probably not gonna get a better reaction than that, you don't work the same as me.
>>6788019
Oh, well, yeah, demons in general, sure.
You're clearly exhausted, I'll educate you later, I guess.
>No worries. Night.
>>6788027
Don't be stupid. Forgetting just isn't something I do.
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>>6787999
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>>6788025
>tfw its my only non anime girl ava
Can't say I didn't try something new.
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>>6788025
Then why do you cry anonymously? Post with your face, let us all witness the sincerity of your emotions. To live you must die. To be clothed, you must first strip yourself naked!
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>>6788042
So you're saying... we should post ourselves naked? I'd do it.
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eggs
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>>6788034
Now... it's time.
For me to make dinner.

>>6788035
Oh...

>>6788037
...What do you have?
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>>6788045
If you truly believe that is the parh to recognition, so be it. Show me your resolve!
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>>6788016
>She shrieks bloody mercy.

WELL I CAN'T BECAUSE...KENJI, LONG, AND SHENLONG DIDN'T WANT TO PLAY SO WHO ELSE DO I HAVE TO PLAY WITH!!!!?
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>>6788037
Everyone forgets! Like did you forget to turn the stove off back at home.
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>>6788035
>He slowly wakes up, rubbing his head and wondering what just happened. He's glad that nothing permanent happened, however, because it was all an honest mistake, and he'll try to not do it again. Whatever it was. Did he do something bad to that person he was talking to before or something? Oh, well. Better luck next time, Arthur.
>Good night, mate. Catch you later.
>>6788062
>He's freaked out, for lack of a better term.
CHRIST, LOVE, CALM YOURSELF BEFORE WE WAKE UP IRELAND! IT'S NOT LIKE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU OR ANYTHING, NOW AM I?! WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?!
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>>6788056
Here's a foot.
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>>6788051
On me?
For the most part, soda and candy. I'd offer sake, but you'd turn it down.
>>6788064
No I didn't. Barely even use the damn thing anyhow.
Hehehe, the things I forget are few and far between.
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>>6788064
You're running on empty with bants buddy.
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>>6788073
A R O U S E D
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>>6788049
Where?
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>>6788076
I'm not trying to make bants. I have to act nice for three days thanks to a stupid bet.

>>6788075
Something like a photographic memory then?
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>>6788075
Soda?! Candy!?
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>>6788067
ISN'T IRELAND NOT A PERSON!? NO WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU THREATENING AN INNOCENT LITTLE GIRL LIKE ME? YOU'RE MEAN! WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME!
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>>6788085
Actually, yeah. Exactly like that.
>>6788087
...Yeah. And yeah.
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>>6788073
Nice poster.
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Both feet
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>>6788091
Those are dangerous!
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>>6788094
Kek
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>>6788090
THEY ARE, APPARENTLY! HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW THAT?!
ARE YOU FORGETTING THAT ONE TIME YOU NEARLY BROKE MY SPINE?! INNOCENT, MY BLOODY CRUMPETS! I ONLY STARTED YELLING BECAUSE YOU STARTED YELLING! CEASE THIS!
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>>6788096
damn nigga those some nasty hairy knuckle hammer toe looking ass clodhoppers
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>>6788097
Not in small numbers. Besides, I'm immune to the negative effects~. As long as you don't go overboard about it, there's nothing wrong with it.
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>>6788109
Genetics but yeah, they're weird.
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>>6788113
Luckily I came prepared...
With this Devil-Killer Elixer.
>She reveals a chocolate skull.
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I want Hoshi to erp with me.
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>>6788091
Too bad your friend doesn't ha-err I mean too bad we all can't have that ability.
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