ITT: You are a writer for Family guy, think of a joke
>Hi I'm a writer for Two and a half men
>gets punched by Peter
>Yeah, that's everyone's first reaction!
>tfw a popular reaction image comes up in the movie you're watching
ITT: We post warkino
NOT SO FAST AMERIKEKS, ONLY KINO ALLOWED
Why do Germans make the best warkino's?
No stupid propaganda like American or Soviet films - just grim and brutal shit.
What the fuck was his problem anyway?
Aunt Beru aged like blue milk
You'd be a surly motherfucker too if your QT wife went from this to this in twenty fucking years.
What does /tv/ think of the Supergirl tv series? I don't think Marvel's Jessica Jones can beat this. I think making her love interest the new Black and Jewish Jimmy Olsen was a pretty based idea.
Has there been a better horror movie since the original Blair Witch?
Is this a Meme?
The Blair Witch was only good to watch in the 90s just before you went camping. Oh and a great example of marketing hype and being able to sell a shitty cheap movie to Hollywood for shitton
Other than that, it's dirt.
Now it is to be hated for bringing forth the vile scum which is found footage movies.
The bane of modern horror.
What's your favourite softcore movie?
Pic related; a masterpiece of the genre.
A ladycop who goes undercover in a brothel in order to find a killer. It involves her getting her very large breasts out on a regular basis. It also stars Rena Riffel, a literal titan of the softcore genre. Also Jeffrey Dean Morgan is in it, long before he became famous.
Why is Chris Evans so based?
he is the best side character in any show ever, prove me different. protip: you cant
Was just watching this shit, god he is the fucking funniest character. The episode where him and jez might inherit the bar and he's got all these absurd ideas about how to make the bar seem not like a bar, shit was so cash.
My gf and her female friend forced me to watch Ghostbusters (2016) with them. They're both lefty and really into this women's suffrage thing but we all hated it. After the watching it turned out they were unaware of the controversy and we had a healthy discussion about how they despise the modern 'feminism'.
And we watched the original Ghostbusters which was great except my gf got food poisoning so she wasn't enjoying it as much.
Movies I've seen this week, ranked from best to worst:
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ITT: Post and discuss amazing 2016 movies most anons probably never heard about.
I start with pic related. It's a really decent adaption of a german novel. A road movie and coming-of-age drama about two boys driving around east germany in a stolen car. Funny, damn well acted, a mind blowing good soundtrack and fine cinematography.
I have a cold, can I get some recommendations what to watch bedside?
So far I've (re)watched:
>actually getting ill
how does it feel to have shit genetics and overall health?
Is he, dare I say, /ourguy/?
I'm genuinely confused as to what you gain from pic dumping some actor you think is attractive. I understand hoarding and saving the photos, but what benefit does posting them every single day bring you?
Point Break or Bad Boys 2?
Why are you the worst board /tv/? I just want to talk about movies
1941 - Citizen Kane
1959 - 400 Blows
2015 - Hardcore Henry
The most revolutionary narrative style in about 50 years
>faux-reality tv FPS view
how is this even fair? Fucking won the lottery of life fuck this guy
Is there a better opening sequence?
Just marathoned this.
Still this kino never ceases to give me feels and without fail i weep like a little bitch with Fish at the end of normandy, again when Doc Wade dies, and just the sound of those p51s flying im at the end. How is this movie still so good and timeless?
I honestly can't tell if people are trolling or people are literally so vapid and stupid they talk in memes because they can't actually put their feelings into words.
Yes anon I'm glad you marathoned this kino it must've been hard watching a two and a half hour movie you did it champ we're all happy for you.
> How is this movie still so good and timeless?
Because it's about conflict, human emotions, brotherhood, sacrifice and confusion - Topics which women will literally never understand.
Seriously, women ruin everything.
ITT: Movies that broke your fucking heart.
>it's a broke Manlet Indian bangs cute white girls episode
It's simple, but Dragnet is fucking perfect, especially the second run. The music, the acting, the narration. Jack Webb was surprisingly emotive for a man with a stone-faced, deadpan, monotone delivery.
Even today it still holds up, and you can see how shows like Law & Order borrowed so heavily from it. Sure it's a little straightforward in the police being upright good guys, but that's not the point.
So, uh Dragnet thread?
Yes the movie counts too.
Thanks for giving us just the facts anon, just the facts
>See, the thing is ...
>Don't Look Now
>The Exorcist (his favourite)
>Eyes Without a Face
>It's a Wonderful Life
>A Matter of Life and Death
>The Seventh Seal
>if Malick made a Superman film
What is some Arnold kino?
>addictive or damaging
I guess you missed this doc
What am I in for?
Will they cook the Jews like that cooked Captain Cook?
Recommend me some Michael Biehn movies.
always loved terminator
life is shit