Why does the main character have less than five minutes of screentime?
I thought Asa was supposes to be the main character.
She was really more like a minor character in this movie.
>X-Men set in the early 2000s
>Another "Quicksilver Saves Everyone" scene
>The environment stops moving, people freeze, sweet slow motion
>A Madonna song starts playing with "Time goes by, so slowly..."
YOU KNOW IT'S GONNA HAPPEN EVENTUALLY
2 episodes tonight.. 8pm EST, 27minutes away..
Why are companies pandering to millenials in this way? Don't they release this generation doesn't like to be shamelessly targeted?
What went wrong?
He was literally Black Elvis at one point. He literally could do no wrong.
>Legendary standup comedian
>Highest paid actor in Hollywood at peak
>Got older, more mature, richer and tired of talking about his cock professionally.
>Decides to make only family-friendly movies. Things go fine.
Where's the problem?
Is The Godfather Part 3 any good?
I loved Part 1.
I was expecting Part 2 to be as good considering the reviews played that up, but it just didn't hold up. It wasn't bad. I just wasn'ted amazed by it like I was by the first.
This might literally be the worst opinion ever presented on this board.
Is he, dare I say, /our guy/?
What was his name again?
Why was Walter so mad that Larry found a stranger in the alps?
>*leans back in chair*
>"woooh doggie this gabagool sureee smells good, what you think Lucille"
>"oh now who gave Lucille an empty glass, y'all KNOW she's thirsty"
Uncle Negan's here for supper. What do?
I would love to hang out with Negan. He's hilarious! He would keep me close just because Im the only one, who gets his jokes and is capable of expressing that at the same time out loud.
We'd be like Gervais and Merchant, except Merchant would be the main guy. Karl would just be Pilkington.
Just finished watching this and now depressed as hell. Mainly because it is inspired by a true story and this kind of stuff happens all over the world (But especially those shitty Eastern European countries like in the movie)
It really seems like she wouldn't have been any better off if she had just stayed in her own country. Her only chance of survival in Estonia was to whore herself out. From the start of the movie she never had a chance no matter what path she followed.
Has Michael Bay gone too far?
>Deadline is announcing that Paramount has removed Bad Robot’s God Particle, the expected next film in the Cloverfield universe from the 2017 Paramount schedule. Elsewhere, an unnamed Cloverfield IMAX Movie has been added to the Paramount release schedule for October 27, 2017.
DID WE TALK ABOUT THIS ALREADY? DID I MISS THE /CLOVERFIELD/ THREADS
WHERE MY SLUSHIES @???
Shows that white people will never truly understand.
>itt anons suggest ideas/storylines for new episodes of the office
I've always liked the idea of there being like a 'diversity' meeting in the office, where the idea is that people try to learn about politically correct, racial sensitivity and whatnot, but Michael takes it over and makes it really offensive and racist. Maybe they could even crack jokes about some of the minority cast members.
But this is >2016, it could never happen
Downton Waifu Thread
what did i think of it?
>HURR DURR EVERY GENIUS HAS ASSBURGERS
>What is a WOMAN doing here among MEN thinking she could do the job of MEN with her tiny emotional WOMAN brain?
Intriguing from a technical aspect (they got most of the computers/cryptography eight) but dogshit otherwise. Cucumberpatch was good as the brilliant mathematician, but absolutely annoying as the antisocial gay aspie.
What was the point of scene where
His gf is getting ready to peg him with strapon dildo. Why are hollywood screen writers in such rush to propagate degeneracy in teenagers?
Why is it even allowed in comic book family movie?
for fuck sake
>lets put there power core of our superweapon in a gigantic empty room where fighters can easily fly around and blow it up
What was Lucas thinking?
>lets put our power core of our planet in a gigantic magma filled room where ayy lmaos can easily drill down and drink our collective milkshake up
Who's ready for the remake in 5 years? Finally a proper LOTR adaptation
>Gandalf - Morgan Freeman
>Aragorn - Idris Elba
>Boromir - Will Smith
>Gimli - Samuel L. Jacksson
>Legolas - John Boyega
>Frodo - Jaden Smith
>Sam - Cuba Gooding Jr.
>Merry - Donald Glover
>Pippin - Eddie Murphy
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You at least have to admit it's one of the best looking scifi movies ever.
the great debate
Gonna be hot as shit again
fuck you cunt i'll do it tomorrow
you'll call now faggot
Now that the dust has settled, what does /tv/ think of The Dark Knight Rises' opening plane scene?
Will Austin Powers 4 actually be any good?
What are some of the best comedies ever ?
That's nice. I'd love to share fantasies, but I have none that involve you
>Drops mic, dabs to a standing ovation
Who should play:
>has a nice flat
>has a huge ding dong
>still not happy
let me guess, this was written by an artsy fartsy yuropoor?
Why do fat comedians stop being funny after they lose weight?
I don't know, but gainign weight sure as shit doesn't seem to help anyone get more funny...
They get confidence. I guess since cumia got sacked and Opie quit in September ol' yimmy "turkey foot" Norton lost his edge. So maybe he'll get back to being funny after those nets got cut.