Did anybody watch the Emmys?
What were some highlights?
>Please Welcome to the stage, Dr Bill Cosby
>entire place goes quiet
>Kimmel walks out and says "He's not actually coming I just wanted to see what you do."
DUDE IM A SLUT LMAO
What the fuck was his problem?
Okay so he wanted money from Jessie for the damage to her room yeah.
But then why did he kill the other girl too?
Was he trying to threaten Jessie?
It's gonna come crashing down for Charlie Sheen?
SPINOFF TV SERIES FUCKING WHEN
I'D DROP A FUCKING GRAND INSTANTLY ON KICKSTARTER
Why people don't like her character?
does anyone actually consider him funny whatsoever?
Do you sometimes secretly watch movies made for simpletons?
What's comfy fall movie? Or a good fall movie in general?
Why was she such a slut?
cause she's a female
females who have premartial sex are fucking sluts, even if its with one guy and she stays true to him, fucking degenerate whore
why would anyone even marry sluts anyways, aren't they fucking redpilled? don't they know these bitches will leave you and take half your money after cheating with chad
i hate women btw
Why wasn't this better?
Which is your favourite 30 for 30 ep/special/film?
Thoughts on this show? I barely see any discussion about it.
It's pretty comfy, as an Europefag I never really thought about moving to Miami ever.
Is this kino?
/tv/: the director
ITT: most unerrated female actresses
What are some good movies with burning heretics, stabbing vampires, slaying monsters and fighting the good fight?
My first choices: Van Helsing, Hammer Horror's Dracula (and other monster) movies.
Oh, and Constantine, of course.
>pitch me your Oscar bait film
A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's...
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Movies you have to be gay to enjoy
>movies that make you want to suck cock
I am seeking movies with nudity or sexual scenes that would be able to get my GF and me in the mood. Pure porn isn't out cup of tea (rather shit in our opinion) but a good movie (by story, action, etc) with sex scenes, is amazing.
However my knowledge of such movies existing is none. What are some that exist?
>DUDE ITS A MASTERPIECE LMAO
There Will be Blood was easily one of the dullest movie in the history of movies. Each minute following old man Daniel and his family as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the movie's only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make oil unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Upton Sinclair vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the movie; he made sure the movie would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for his book. There Will be Blood might be anti-Christian (or not), but it's certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the book is g-g-good though
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Sinclair's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that he has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Oil! by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Oil! at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Oil!" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King
>super hot blonde girl walks into the room and draws male attention
>SHE'S MY CHERRY PIEEEEEEEE
>It's time for THAT thread again
Are you from reddit? Did you think "OH MY I SO TOTALLY GET THIS FROGPOSTING GUYS! hehe xD LET ME MAKE A THREAD JUST LIKE IT! >ITS TIME FOR THAT THREAD AGAIN!! LMAO!!!@@ XDDDD"
fuck off false frogposter
>It's definitely not the pedo-looking neighbor that looks the part
>Heaven is rendered on a Voodoo Extreme 3D AGP graphics card
>Let's get one last kiss before I go to heaven land instead of telling the girl I can communicate with or my former love interest to stop the "skeevy" dude from dumping my body
>Him meeting his end later makes it all okay for everyone and they get on with their happy lives despite him getting away with it as far...
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is this the contrarian or patrician choice?
>A new Mummy movie is on development
>You are chosen as the director with a budget of US$100 million
>Brendan Frasier stars as the main cast again
>The current cast consist of Aidan Gillen, Tom Hardy, Idris Elba, and Natalie Dormer (can be added or changed)
What do /tv/?
Ill make the movie about an Old, grizzly, and drunken Rick o connell who lost everything, his son, his wife and only has jonathan in his life now.
They head back to cairo and try to prevent Imhopteph's recent revival with the help of Chriss Pratt (as the next gen Rick) and Haley Atwell (as next gen evey)
Rick/Brendan dies in the end
What are some movies that cost less than $115m in today's money?
Hard mode: good movies
>TFW when GF does not like Huey Lewis and the news
>tfw girlfriend shits in my hand
I feed it back to her
What exactly makes this show so "Reddit", /tv?