What happened to him, /tv/?
HOW CAN YOU GO FROM THIS...
Excuse me, Divine Valar, but why was no one in the Fellowship except Boromir tempted by the Ring?
PROTIP: if you prefer right over left you don't belong here and should go back to reddit.
>LET THE LARD OF THE BLACK LAND CAM FARTH
How exactly does Aragorn expect a giant eyeball to come forth?
What if you sneaked to the top of Barad dur and placed the ring directly beneath the eye on the tip of one of the spikes?
Would it be able to look down and see it, or would it be too out of focus?
How do you get back at the theater if the movie you saw was shit?
I personally grab all the toilet paper rolls and throw them in the toilets I jam them with me feets and flush, caushing a shit tsunami. the theater keks don't see it coming.
DUDE WE GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY NOW
find a flaw
List the franchises from the greatest to the worst
Pirates of the Caribbean
The Dark Knight trilogy
How are you planning to ruin the force awakens premier at your theatre?
Pulling a fire alarm, firing a fake gun in the air, etc...?
I'm going to literally shit my pants, I will refuse to shit for 2 days. I workout and it's bulking season so, I need a mandatory 2-3 shits per day. I will take a giant shit where I sit, right in the center of the seat rows. I will drink a double espresso to release my bowels. I will change my pants in the washroom, and throw out my shit ones in the trash. note, I will pull down my pants when I shit.
If someone was to search for Krampus pre-RLM review, they'd find /tv/'s response much harsher than it is post-RLM review. I remember a couple of weeks ago, it was all "fucking dumb with the toys coming alive and shit."
ITT: "Great actors" who are in fact "shit actors"
So this whole collective of a onton website is going to pretend leo isn't limited?
If you were to tell me What's Eating Gilbert his magnum opus.
Extremely poor man's River Phoenix.
>Is he the bad guy?
>How can you tell?
>>'Cause... He's a shark.
>There's no good sharks?
>>No. I mean, just look at him. Does he look like a good guy to you?
How can people criticize Ryan's performance in this movie? His face in this scene crushes me every time.
PIC related. It's a show that has no comedic value and only exists for people who don't have any friends and in order to function in society they watch a show about a group of friends doing stuff so they can self insert and feel included in something