What's the saddest moment in TV history?
Trolling aside. What is in your humble opinion the WORST movie you've seen in the theater. You have to explain why, no simple bashing.
For me it's Transformers: Age Of extinction. A movie that had to replace shia with an even more generic actor. Seeing Kelsey Grammers post-alcoholic body trying to manouvre himself out of frame in each shot was disgusting. Had to sit it out with my nephew. No plot whatsoever.
The Warcraft movie. It was just terrible in every way. Convoluted confusing plot, flat, boring characters with illogical motivation. Uncanny valley CGI.
It was just fanservice for Warcraft fans. It was like watching your friend jerk off.
>Transformers: Age Of extinction
Fuck off. Baykino is a visual art form of pure action and visual effects
It's like going to an artistic fireworks display and bitching about the plot.
There's a reason why other filmmakers study Micheal Bay's technique
You've just shown how pleb you really are
Actors you're liking a lot for some reason.
Where exactly did it all go wrong?
Jay, I can't and won't make this any simpler for you.
You failed at life. You failed. When one thinks of what man is capable of, pushing himself to the limits physically, mentally and emotionally to achieve heights of success never before mentioned, your name will not be whispered in the same, reverent fashion that others have.
Nobody will remember Jay Bauman. You aren't even a header or a footer in the career of someone else. You are nobody. Nothing. Nada. Zilch.
In short, you...
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RLM is fine. The only thing that went "wrong" is that they have faggot permavirgin losers like you making 15 threads about them on /tv/ every day to try and fill the gap in your life that should be filled with actual human interaction and not e-celeb friend simulators.
>Where exactly did it all go wrong?
Well, if you're looking for the root-cause: when it was decided to stop and settle the wasteland now known as "Wisconsin", rather than bypassing the accursed land for healthier climes.
What is the best Indiana Jones movie?
>when you wake up & realize you fell asleep during yesterday's movie and now you have to go to work & shit
Letterboxd changed how blocking works, will probably affect some of the snarky nerds from these threads
can we all agree that letterboxd's biggest sin is restricting activity filtering to paid accounts only, and having public watch lists as default
Who wants some Netflix Sci-Fi Ghost war kino?
What year did CGI stop improving?
Was this Kino?
Absolutely not. But then again what kind of quality did you really expect considering it was created by J.K. Rowling, author of Harry Potter which was easily one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
Spoiler: So does the stuff that Ash is doing in the cabin lead to Mia's arc
Who here excited to see Marvel generic villain #15?
To be fair marvel has always had shitty villains. I mean who do they have besides Magneto and Dr. Doom? Neither of which are available for disney to use in the movies. DC has always had the superior rogues gallery.
*MGMT starts playing*
How did this make you feel?
/FHG/ - FULLER HOUSE GENERAL
SEASON 2 EDITION. WE CHRISTMAS NOW.
CHRISTMAS SONG https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jv-fI6bSClc
ARE YOU GOING TO RELIVE YOUR CHILDHOOD AGAIN TONIGHT, /TV/?
so this fucking SHIT got another season 2 but Lilyhammer and Arrested development don't?
FUCK you netflix
just FUCK you
Hyde wrote an article about MDE being canceled
Welcome to Trump's America and its backlash
Perfect women dont exi-
Trailer is out
Based Michael Keaton as Vulture!
Who was in the wrong here, Sam or Tim?
>Dude, you pissed off /pol/, you pissed off 4chan and infinitechan with your cucking, that has nothing to do with us
The moment Sam Hyde threw in the towel and raised up the white flag. Jesus Christ, he made a complete embarrassment out of himself.
DC BLOWN THE FUCK OUT ONCE MORE
Why the fuck would she do that to herself?
THE TRAILER IS UP! GET IN HERE!!
>everyone will now forget about this iconic scene
Westworld General - For the glory of Dolorable Edition
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Two Videos about WestWorld:
WestWorld told in correct Chronological order:
Ford's Plan & The Maze:
Post a picture, get a film recommendation based on that pic
What did he mean by this?
Eric Andre is a kike
How do we fix late night TV?
Less than an hour to game time
Week Who Gives A Shit
This week our contestants somehow fuck up selling Gin
Who will win?
Who is fired?
Just break my heart Dolores Edition
>be tied to an execution post
>you're not hit
>screaming all around
>this guy removes your blinds and smiles like a creep
what's your one word respond ?
Once again I'm going to ask.
Did William murder Logan by sending him outside the park on the horse?
All hosts have a bomb inside them that detonates when they leave the park.
William couldn't afford to buy out the park on his own, he would have had to have gotten rid of Logan somehow.
Why is MARLEL so lazy? How do they keep getting away with it?
Really? You don't know why?
Their retarded fans will eat up anything
Will they ever learn?
The I LIKE YOU girl from VHS has her own movie.
What did you think of it, /tv/?
I don't understand this. Why push most male fans away? Boys are the ones that buy all of the Star Wars merch, spending shit tons of money between figures and video games.They set up AT-AT battles with action figures, recreating scenes. I can't see this Disneyfied Star Wars fad lasting as long as the time from 1977 to 2005. Why would Disney push this agenda on Star Wars? It makes no sense.
how did they push away male fans? there are still male lead actors, a han solo spin-off planned, and a cartoon with a male lead. not to mention there was an iconic female lead in the original trilogy in the form of leia.
but if it you really don't understand why they have only barely begun to include women in their overall goal, then you have no idea how business works
Yeah I have no idea how business works. That's why all of Hasbro's Star Wars toy sales are the lowest it's ever been at. Once they start jamming more of this shit down everyone's throats and people start noticing by Episode 9 then it will really it them. Which I hope it does.