>The Passion of the Christ 2 to be titled The Resurrection, Mel Gibson reveals
Is Based Mel "don't grieve for tel aviv" Gibson going to bring back Christiankino?
Have you even read the Bible? there's a lot of material there.
First there's the story of Mary Magdalene and Virgin Mary going there and finding the tomb open and the shrouds on the floor
Then Jesus appears to some guy walking along the road who doesn't recongise him at first
Then he appears to the disciples in a room, and Thomas doubts him, until He shows him the holes in his hand.
Then there's the ascension into heaven.
Gotta big enough joint there Rick?
What was the last good non preachy/"has a message" South Park episode?
Let's pretend this happens. How will /tv/ feel about this race bending? Will it cause a shit storm like a particular red head female turned mulatto?
>inb4 literally who
He voiced the main character in Big Hero 6.
>hamfisted diversity is a legitimate selling point in 2016
Best ghetto movie of all time?
>Synopsis: Roseanne discovers that Darlene is seeing someone besides David, and that he knows about it
It's the 90's. How is he such a modern day numale cuck?
>Actor Robert Duvall called it "maybe the best movie I've seen in 25 years".
>Director Quentin Tarantino said, "I think it's a masterpiece. It was perhaps the best film of that year. I think it was the best artistic film of that year."
>Martin Scorsese, writing about the film, called it "a vision," adding, "Many pictures today don't go into troubling areas like this, the importance of violence in the perpetuation of what's...
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It breaks the noble savage myth, and shows a non-Western culture in all of its true savagery. It doesn't fit the current narrative that all evil flows from White men and Western culture.
She bombed. Ralph Macchio bombed. Rob Lowe was touch and go there a couple times. Everyone else did good or better, I thought. Rob Riggle was the best of those I expected to perform strongly. Jewel was the best of those I didn't expect much from. She had surprisingly excellent delivery. What did you fools think?
So they were vvitches, right?
Give me something to watch. Ive seen
>All Star Trek Series
>All Stargate series
>All Dr. Who (Even Old Who)
Is that everything? Do I have to turn to books now? Why are there so few good sci-fi shows?
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT WHERES THE GABAGOO'
Did Jameson really not think these photographs were suspicious?
It's so obvious that Spiderman took these pictures himself.
If there shoops, where would Parker get the original picture of Spidey?
And why would Jameson pay for shoops?
The last dream you had is now a movie.
What is the movie?
I dreamt i was playing guitar in a band in a donald trump rally, and i forgot how to play the song we were playing.
i felt really anxious.
i don´t even know what that meant.
Me walking on a house that stretches forever into corridors that lead to stupid ever-so-similar looking rooms where a couple of people sitting on the floor on turkish-looking pillows stop conversating and look at me judgementally until I exit the room, then rinse and repeat.
Then I choke on my sheets and wake up in my room (but I'm still dreaming)
It's apretty shit movie,I reckon
This shit cracks me up. Post more.
HIS NAME IS JARED AND HE'S LOOKIN' GOOD
>"Hello, I would like to see the 11$ menu."
>"Sorry sir, we only serve 12$ menus but if you'd like, you could have this Hot Dinner instead?"
TIL: When Matt Leblanc auditioned for the role of Joey on Friends he shared a bug infested cot with 3 other tenets. When the cast got their first paychecks, Courney Cox bought a car, Matt evicted his roommates so he could have the bugs all to himself
Would Seinfeld work as a current television show?
Are there any Asian comedies you actually found funny? My Asian friend told me I HAD to check out Stephen Chow's films, but I honestly didn't laugh once.
Make way for true ojiichan comedy kino
Plus it's got based Takeshi in it
>A comunication disruption can only mean one thing:
Has /tv/ seen the Book of Mormon? My cheeks hurt from laughing so much.
If Happy Days was remade today, what would a modern interpretation of Fonzie be like?
Why is he such a beta filter? Simply drinking whiskey or whatever and ppl lose their minds.
>tfw he is a better thor type than hemsworth
>white blonde character turned into a shitskin that apes white peoples north american/eastern euro fishing culture and is savior of white people too
This is pure numale pandering, twitter movie buff
The guy from my cousin Vinny is on now
post some tv and film webms
Aren't we about due for a Pippi Longstocking reboot?
This was quite honestly the most depressing thing I have ever seen.
Anyone watch the Last Man on Earth? He is clearly not the last man on earth
There are many January fans, but this is a TLMOE thread
Was Batman Begins the peak of "capekino?" What did it "get so right" that movies seem to "get so wrong" now?
Its extremely underrated, Dark Knight really isn't that good and I do not even need to talk about the Dark Knight rises
It was made with a big budget and the people behind it wanted to make an actually ok film. It was a bit different from the spandex fags before it and the quips faggots after it so it still kinda stands out.
What the fuck is this shit? Is it considered good writing when you have to read a plot synopsis to figure out what you just watched?