here's a tip. put a pinch of sage in your boots and all day long, a spicy scent is your reward
Has anyone actually done a 4chan boards as Simpsons characters chart?
>In 2016 alone, Hollywood will release 20 films with colons in their titles.
Why is this allowed?
Did TNG eventually overtake TOS as the nucleus or heart of the Star Trek franchise? It seems that the subsequent spin-offs (particularly the finale of Enterprise) were more eager to write love-letters and fan service to do with TNG than the days of Kirk and Spock.
Yeah, kind of. I think it also replaced the general perception of Star Trek. Some of the more fantastical elements of the original show would probably be pretty baffling to modern audiences.
TNG has pretty much been what people think of when they say "Star Trek" for a long time, but the new movies have done a lot to change that.
We'll see with the new show where Star Trek ends up.
Opinions on this man?
Literal Neckbeard. Motherfucker promises this grand epic of politics, intrigue and war in a medieval setting and we get a little girl fucking about freeing slaves instead of using her dragons to retake the throne that is rightfully hers and an army of undead led by Frost Demons who are taking their sweet time in even invading and covering the world in an eternal winter
Are there any other examples of a single actor or performance carrying an entire film?
I finally watched this, and I've been rendered speechless. I just can't believe it. This really exists. This really. Fucking. EXISTS.
This, I hesitate to use the word, "kino," if one can even refer to it as such, is so shallow, so superficial, so by the numbers, that it gravely pains me and my dear dead dog to think about.
Tamara Olson and the folks at the Asylum (trust me, they belong in one), have done it. They've made a movie so vile, so repugnant, so...utterly safe, that it borders on the experimental. Whatever entertainment your average...
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What was his fucking problem?
Mr Fantastics Tempo wasnt quite what he was looking for.
Would princes and generals ever actually fight on the first lines?
Although they have the advantage of the best armor and swords and the best martial training and best horses, it'd be so easy to die
Some might participate in calvary charges on the flanks of enemies. There were warrior kings, but of course you're referring to later medieval period.
Yes, there would be high nobility and generals sometimes doing actual fighting, and depending on the culture, it'd be forced on them. They also would have a large retinue of highly skilled soldiers fighting around them who's sole purpose was to keep them alive and appear opposing.
Just watched Her.
What the fuck do I do with these feelings now? Holy fuck.
What did she mean by this?
If she was a man you wouldn't have even noticed the line, bigot.
Why does /tv/ have the worst userbase of 4chan?
Movie of the year definitely.
It was Dean
hey, i just want to let you guys know you are OK in my book. :3
The expanse is pretty fun, what'd you think of it /tv/?
7 episodes in myself and its better than the book
Get out of here before you get spoil-oh never mind.
and yeah it's a good series, nice to see Syfy throwing serious money behind something again, also this made me appreciate Thomas Jane a lot more, for some reason I hated him for no fucking reason, but he was fantastic in this.
Spoilers from finale
Who is this guys target audience?
Is it Millennials?
Do they get political insight from comedic satire?
>Do they get political insight from comedic satire?
how else would they? gotta get down with the kids when youre a liberal twat
Shran would always call Archer a 'pinkskin'.
What would happen if he encountered someone like Sisko?
We name our top 3 favourite movies and others guess their age.
1-Requiem for a dream
Pic semi related, my snacks for watching
Has he made anything but shit recently? What happened to his career?
Will I ever be able to unsee this?
Probably the scariest film experience I've ever had, genuinely felt like a nightmare.
What did he mean by this
>want to see sausage party
>ask drunk mom for money
>"why, you don't have any friends, what are you gonna do with it?"
>im... gonna go to the movies
>she calls me a loser and says no
>mom takes a big gulp of her vodka Big Gulp, pops some xannies and passes out on the couch
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This was really good. I went in with medium expectations and was surprised at how smart and funny it was.
I think the girl was the best character. I liked Hugh Grant as the veteran British spy. I liked all the slick stunts.
What did /tv/ think?
>HANG ON COWBOY!
Everything after that is gold.
These kids are not only talented, but they are so funny too! Don't forget how cute they are either! Is there anything they can't do? What kinds of pleasure do you think each of their careers may grace us with in the future? https://youtu.be/fbqiN9hHyJo
well the girl really is an excellent actress. she conveyed quite a bit of emotion for having almost no lines.
the rest of them weren't as good as /tv/ keeps shitposting, but they were pretty good for their age.
Which celebrity do you look like?
I've had like 5 fucking girls tell me I look like Dave Franco
>movie starts with a quote
this is the worst film i have seen in years
ed's day out
it was very rarely funny, the acting was fucking terrible, the dialogue sometimes cringeworthy but mostly just boring and uninteresting, and there were very long, very uncomfortable scenes a few times during the film that served no purpose other than to disgust you.
and not disgust you in a good way like a horror film does, just disgust you, for no reason other than for it's own sake. todd solondz should never be allowed to make another movie again.
>I have a miniature dachshund
haha yeah don't watch it. it's not even about the dog. it's about the boring, unfunny lives of uninteresting people. fuck, the dog is hardly in the film.
Amanda Seyfried is working on a new film