ITT: /tv/ cringe
Was Homestarrunner kino?
>putting on meme glasses to rape Ripley
Literally no reason or explanation for this even in the Assembly Cut.
Is protective eyewear simply an everyday part of sex life for future people in the Alien universe?
I mean Scientist Dude had no glasses on during the Prometheus sex scene and he woke up like this the next morning, but it might be coincidence, I'm not sure.
If you could watch any of these films in theaters again, which would you choose?
What was the significance of the tracking shot in Goodfellas? Why was it so special?
What the fuck happened to American horror films? Filmmakers used to rely on subtlety to create an atmosphere of dread. Now it's all quick cuts and sounds effects manipulation so jarring that they literally force you from your seat, and the press calls it "scary". When did the shift begin exactly?
Are you ready for the Mark Ruffalo experience?
>they didn't fuck
what the fuck? this show is unrealistic as fuck, it would 100% have happened in real life
No it wouldn't, she was in shock and wouldn't want sex. Girls sometimes just want comfort and someone to be close with without any sexual interest, usually it's a friend or a pet but sometimes a man.
Case in point, yesterday a female friend of mine got too drunk and emotional and wanted me to lay next to her for a while. Doesn't mean she had any sexual interest in me (she got a boyfriend)
What was her fucking problem?
Were they all autistic?
I challenge /tv/ to name one villain who actually did something wrong
Did Rachel Bloom deserve her Golden Globe? Also, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend thread
Why is this so good?
What bugs me about Rush Hour is how every bit of fight choreography is lifted from one of JC's previous films. There's nothing original. The dumpster choreography almost made me stop the movie.
I love the guy, but sorry, he was only good in Brit-controlled HK. Hollywood and Chinese JC is uniformly terrible.
How are there fat Klingons? That's almost as unbelievable as gay Klingons.
What's unbelievable about a nigga wanting to eat?
>get kicked out of the klingons
>have no honor, just delicious recipes
>discover honor is overrated
>become space ainsley
I wonder if there's a Ferengi out there that is like some kind of bruce lee badass.
I haven't watched a film or television for several weeks, AMA
What would you have done in this situation?
Funny, good story
what's next for his carreer ?
>Its a Hal episode
>it's a lois talks to the boys about sex/girls episode
>it's a boys argue over girls episode
>it's an old dewey episode
>"For the last time there is no mons-"
>main character tells black character to do something risky
>"oh no. I've seen this movie and the black guy always dies first"
For your Labor day festivities
Because the show ends at season 4. They wrote it that way because of the writers strike and they weren't sure if they would be able to make a 5th season. When they were allowed to make a 5th AMC and Sony decided to milk it by making it 2 seasons instead of one, thus you have the half baked story with the nazi's and all that
Is it Refn's worst?
It's not his worst no, it's among his best. I slightly prefer OGF as his opus thus far, a triumph of the visual form, a nearly silent film. But this is about as great, just beautiful.
>radiohead starts playing
/tv/ told me this was the best of capeshit, so I'm going to watch it for the first time, what I'm in for? I'm kinda late to the party, I think the only thing I watched of this was the plane scene, but I never really liked capeshit anyway.
>Im gonna need you do freeze their mainframe firewall java update toolbar gentoo
>How do you know its gonna work?
>I designed it
Will he be a big guy or just another hot head?
Is DC on the right track to kinotograhy?
you ready for romantikino
Crank II: High Voltage
Kino, or not?