Be honest, /tv/
AAAAAAAAH THE EARTH'S FULL OF NIGGERS AAAAAH NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS MUST PURGE NIGGERSSSS 1488 WHITE PRIDE
How long until he goes postal?
>Friends are dying
>Having a kid at almost 50
>Sounds miserable about it
>Nia made him give the dog away
>Thought someone broke into the house
>Admits his first thought was "if they kill her they'll pin it on me."
Bill is fucked.
Never got around to watching Home Alone 2 until today.
Why do people consider this lazy, blatantly rehashed piece of shit a classic? Practically every joke is something already done in Home Alone 1 but made much worse, the biggest example being that hotel TV scene.
In the first movie, it makes sense that he's able to set up all those traps. It's his house, he would know every nook and cranny of it. How is he able to do the same in a building he's never been in? He goes from a prankster kid to a genius warlord between 2 films.
So why? Why is...
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Could he really climb anything?
Starts on BBC1 in 40 bings.
Interview episode tonight, can't wait for Cuntney to get BTFO
>not picking Fran as your apprenticefu
feel sorry for you lads
The Dark Knight vs The Winter Soldier. Go!
>worst Marvel movie
It's literally the best Marvel movie besides the first Iron Man and there is a MASSIVE powergap between WS and the next best Marvel movie.
Anyway OP Winter Soldier has far superior action scenes but DK is the better movie.
>Wow. 64 Fender Stratocaster with triple
single coil pickups and a whammy bar
>get a nice guitar
>use it to play garbage easy listening pop rock
What are your thoughts on Wallace and Gromit?
What the fuck was his fucking problem?
>I just bent over backwards, for you Rick
what did he mean by this?
Do ever wish Disney never bought Lucasfilms?
I just watched this for the first time in like 10 years and its almost unwatchable
what the fuck was burger thinking?
How would you stop the zombies in this movie?
stock up on supplies and hide out. Either Summer comes and fries them into scrambled eggs, or Winter comes and freezes them into popsicles
Either way no "zombie apocalypse" would last very long
Does this board ever like anything? Seems like every new movie you just hate it.
This board has become extremely pleb friendly in the last 3 years and even more so since the release of STAR WARS 7 to the point where /ck/ and even /v/ have become more ""pretentious""
If your favorite movie is considered shit then you're lower than /b/, imdb and the likes
What role will virtual reality headsets play in the coming decades, with regards to viewing movies in theatres and at home? Would be the perfect platform for Avatar 2 to debut on.
Pic related, me in the middle with some lads testing out a VR headset.
Why is Hilltop Colony so fucking dead compared to the other 3 settlements?
Where are the people? What do they eat? What do they do for fun? Where are they when major shit goes down? Why did we hear that the people like Maggie and Sasha instead of seeing it?
They probably scaled back Hilltop and The Kingdom so their plan to include Oceanside's help (and possibly the scrap yard people) in All-Out War wouldn't tip the scales too heavily against The Saviors. They all feel adequately outgunned right now and even the prospect of an alliance doesn't feel like a get out of jail free card.
Fucking hell, what went wrong?
refer to guidelines for tomatometer (disney edition)
>100% - Good film
>91-99% - Same old stuff. If you want to waste 2 hours of your life go for it
>81-90% - mediocre even for disney standards
>71-80% - disney shit the bed
>less than 70% - fucking hell not even the shills will save it
Is he destined for greatness?
ofc he rekindled my liking for vikings.
it became so fucking stale once ragner became king. its the first character we can be very sure wont fall for the whofuggedwho story arc somehow ALL vikings character fell prey to.
Am I the only one who thinks the shopping mall setting is extremely comfy? Also what are some other films that take place in malls?
I've already seen pic related along with both versions of Dawn of the Dead
Not one day goes by without me thinking of how much i hate Malick and his plebeian fans.
Shoot some trees, slap some narration over and have babbies first philosophy themes. Add some "muh nature" and you got a flick that these braindead total plebs will eat up. While accusing everyone else of not "getting it"
I get it. I hate them because i get it and know how simple and "false" his films really are. I hate you because you think you are patrician for watching this shit, while not watching real cinema
STOP LIKING WHAT I HATE!!!!
What did the Japs mean by this?
>movie set in present day
>character is wearing a watch
It's time to settle this once and for all
Which is the best episode of Battlestar Galactica?
So say we all!
I CAN'T AFFORD HEALTH INSURANCE
GET MY SHOW BACK
Has /tv/ seen this kino?
It's so melodramatic and over-the-top that I'd be embarrassed to recommend it to most people. But I liked it anyway to be honest
I don't really understand Dolan's whole art-house rep, his work is pretty much just trashy fluff and eye-candy. He's very good at it, but it's not exactly highbrow
I mean seriously, especially Hollywood. Hollywood has gone fucking insane and should be put down like a dog. Mass market ugliness. Shit like Suicide Squad, basically any blockbuster that has come within the twenty years kind of blows.
Even the good movies we have in this era seem to be lacking something. (pic)
People don't like realism or grit anymore. I mean where's the excitement in a movie where everyone was comfortable and safe in front of a green screen. (The Hobbit movies)
I was rewatching The Sugarland Express the other day and was amazed how affected I was by the end of it, made me feel in ways a movie today could never do.
That's why I mainly watch movies from the 20th century. So much passion behind the movies and the people working on them. I mean the passion is still alive today but I feel like the stride is slowly deteriorating. Even a shitty movie from back then is more enjoyable than your average blockbuster of today.
Death Wish 2 ma niggah
>inb4 *tips fedora* im retro and watch 80s movies heuheuhueh hate my whole generation wish it was the 80s
When will meme actors like Chris Pratt and j-law fuck off?
Is this the most deplorable thing Walter White did?