A cast of white generic looking no-name actors for a movie set in ancient Egypt
>No minority money
>No money from whites who side with minorities
>No money from anyone who cares about big name actors
Movies yurocucks will never understand.
What made this movie so bland and boring?
Say something good about the Hobbit Trilogy.
Is Marvel Studios the only film company in history that has never produced a flop?
Why isn't he up there with the likes of Jason, freddy, chucky, leatherface, Myers, etc?
Because audiences actually knew what all those other guys were.
What's that thing even supposed to be?
And why couldn't they give it less human eyes?
Why did he tell the bad men where to find El?
it was the only upper hand he had. It saved him and Joyce, and gave them chance to find and save Will, too. Otherwise he would be killed, Joyce probably too, and Bad Guys would find El anyway, because there was no one else to protect her, save for three geeky kids
Is this the most an actor has physically done for a role?
Why didn't she just call Batman and ask him to use Flash and resolve the whole thing in 5 minutes?
I guess you didn't see the JL trailer where flash is basically in hiding, and the movie probably takes place before then.
It's a world without a justice league, but one that has had superman and batman show up.
>Set up Taskforce X/Suicide Squad
>Get Government funding
(Why your using criminals for free)
>Use Government funding to make a clone of Bruce Wayne and other meta human experiments
The Justice League Cartoon had it all layed all out my man
To this day, I cannot believe The Hobbit was winged...
It wasn't the worst movies ever, but the fact that they were so crunched on time and didn't produce what they wanted makes me feel sick inside...
It's funny, you see Peter and Elijah crying on the set of LotR and it's because it's been an amazing emotional journey and it's coming to an end.
Then fast forward to The Hobbit trilogy and you have Ian McKellen bursting into tears because he's acting in a green room pretending there's hobbits around.
>won the best actor oscar for playing indian revolutionary leader
>played a kike mob leader
>played the kike besty of Schindler
>played an Iranian colonel
>played Fagin the Evil Kike
>played Merkin the fucking wizard
>played French film director
>played King Borat of the Sandniggers' evil uncle
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What the fuck was his problem?
>I actually liked the twist
Ive been waiting for the twist ever since episode 1, about time, now i dont care at all about the show, i did not expect that Elliot knew and hid it from the viewers tho, that excuse was shitty.
Who should play her in the inevitable biopic?
>Now Tayne I can get into!
What did he mean by this?
what is the whitest thing you've ever watched?
>Iron man 3: $1,215,439,994
>Civil War: $1,152,211,004
Why did iron man 3 more money than was civil?
>Why did iron man 3 more money than was civil?
>did iron man 3 more money than was civil?
>more money than was civil?
>than was civil?
So what's /tv/'s opinion on Star Trek Beyond?
As someone who barely knows shit about the tv shows and old movies, I found that one very refreshing compared to 2009 and Into Darkness.
No "muh gritty dark realism", just colorful fun and fucking top tier scifi cinematography, and it was nice to see the characters interacting instead of just mindless action for 2 hours.
Also that fucking scene
where they blast the Beastie Boys to destroy Krall's armygot me rock solid.
How can I get that jawline?
The Samurai, Japan's lightning-fast dealer of death!
Versus, a Viking! Bloodthirsty ravager from the icy north!
What do you guys think about this movie? I kind of want to watch it, Emma Watson is a qt.
Were the Wachowski brothers MK Ultra'd for making The Matrix?
>make a movie series about "waking up"
>the two of them are so delusional they've lopped off their dicks and pretend to be women
the ending of the movie literally screams "WAKE UP!!" at you
You can't make this shit up
I regard the matrix as a huge masterpiece.
I wanted to see what other things the Wachowski had been doing and what I saw was utter shit.
I credit Warner Bros for how good the Matrix was. They invested so much money that they hired the best of the best in concept art/costumes/stunts etc etc. just to absolutely be sure to nail it.
What is your favourite 'guilty pleasure' movie?
These movies are so terrible and juvenile, but they remind me of being a teenager and getting into trouble with my friends
DJ Khaled edition
>give him the wrong address
NO BREAKS ON THIS CRAZY TRAIN
is The Nice Guys kino?
WE WUZ AFRONOTS N SHEEEEIT
DOSE CRACKAS BE TAKIN ALL OUR CREDIT
What are some /criterion-core/ films?
And why do we mock people who like films released by this distributor?
Criterion enables people to buy and watch old movies of quality in high definition to the simple man.
Which in turn makes the /tv/ autist lose a bit of self worth because they believe torrenting an old movie from private trackers and than watching it makes them better than everyone else. That is because they don't have an established position in society or their local community and have no sense of how the real world works.
It makes the /tv/ autist mad, resentful and he copes with it by mocking and ridiculing the people who are actually above him.
This was good. It even comes with a creased foldout poster.
What went wrong?
>There are people on this site right now who still consider Rotten Tomatoes a reliable source when it concludes that majority of critics gave the film a positive review
Top critics and All critics aside: still majority of "CRITICS" gave this film a fresh review